Massage Parlor Reports

[JetStream1]

The ass crack wash is something that Bamboo started doing fairly recently. I agree about the cleanliness concern, but I'll also tell you that cleanliness is an issue at almost all AMPs even if they look spotless. I've posted about it here before so I won't repeat -PM me if you want to know more and don't want to search for my past posts. But on the flip side I've also been mongering for many years and have never had any problems related to cleanliness, and I've never heard of anyone else having problems, so there's that. I'm selective in where I go for that reason and I don't have as many worries about Bamboo as I do a lot of other places, so it's still my current go to spot.

What is a better place to incubate bacteria than a wet warm towel? I read an article about E Coli contamination of salads and lettuce. That's the same bacteria that live in the poopchute / fudge factory. It was kind of interesting that there are a dozen ways the bacteria can get from livestock to farm produce, and even washing the produce does not necessarily get it off. Many people have gotten sick and some people have died from E Coli. Although that's getting it into their mouths. Its definitely possible to get a urinary infection if a ass slime is applied to your peep hole. I have personally experienced some providers who alternate between Pokemon-in-the-ass with long oil strokes off the boat oar. Its probably not too high of a chance but I think there is some potential there. There is also transmission if a girl gets some friendly bacteria under her fingernail from one customer and then spreads the love to the next 10 guys the day. Hopefully during break she cleans under her nails. On the plus side, there is such a thing as fecal implants where they implant fecal material from person to another to transfer some of the friendly bacteria. Perhaps the MP's should openly advertise the health benefits of this.

[OC Johnny]

Has anyone reported on Villa Spa across the street north of FC?

There are many posts on VT, but not for Villa Spa.

Their IG looks tempting, especially Stephanie's pic, but wanted to check up on some posts before going myself.

Feel free to shoot over a PM.

[OC Johnny]

Any places recommended of places that offer showers where the girl gets in and showers with you before and / or after the session?

I'm curious and would like to check it off my bucket list.

Feel free to PM me. Thanks.

[JohhnyGamerz]

Still offers FS, but denies the cheap dicks in here. I bet that's their way of keeping out the Grimmys and Saltdicsk that can't afford them. And to keep out the Grand Fathers that Whine all day. There's a new place with no sign 5 blocks from here. Anyone been there in Spring road??

I love how the viet places that offer FS are named flexology and foot massage. It's a known fact any Flex or Foot massage in Viet Town are cheaper than the White or Latina call girls on Bedpage or Nightfunpages links. They charge $200 minimum. SAVE UP grumpies.

And I quote the Asian AMP on beach Blvd in harbor. Cheap dicks and old gramps deteration is the cause of prices going up. But they still cheaper than the white girl AMPs which are barely around.

[JohhnyGamerz]

107 or 109 is way better than bamboo.

Never got good service here. Maybe the reporters are mamas and sons brothers. I bet they are. Most I got out of them was a hard jack hammered dick. Place is not what's described most of the time. The story keeps changing. 109 has a hot Latina. I got super lucky meeting her the other day. Pm for her name. Show me yours and I'll pull mine out too. I'm talking about lake forest. There's actually 3 good AMPs I know of that offers great head besides 109. There's a place back in foothill ranch off of el toro rd. Not for cheap gramps tho.

[JohhnyGamerz]

Good job!

Might head back next week.

She's not a looker, but I unironically think she has a decent ass LOL (probably enhanced IMO). Can't beat it at that price.

Until she hears about herself in here. She will ride cock all day long.

[JohhnyGamerz]

Arrive at 9:30 pm, hoping I can get an hour massage. Nope, only 30 minutes for $25. Lead thru open beds to a curtain area. After underdressing and laying down, had a good 15-20 minute back massage. Then girl came back with some hot towels to clean up the oil on my back. She went on to use some towels to wipe my buthole. Now I am thinking, you bastards who don't wipe properly / use a bidet will be staining the same towel that was used on me.

MT did some teasing on my butt and butt crack. I lifted my butt up so she can graze and play with my balls and cock. After I can't handle it and hard, I turn around and she started playing with my cock. So I motion to lift her shirt up. She signal 6 fingers. I counter with 5. She said no and I just obliged. Some teasing everywhere follow by playing with the cock until I exploded.

After that, grab some more hot towel (probably the same to wipe your butthole with) to wipe my cock. MT continued with the front body massage and got out in 30 minutes.

Just saying, probably won't be back when I think those towels, even washed, may have your butthole smear on it.

This is why you double wash your ass and dick after a session. I Bring Listerine or alcohol to wipe myself. No issues here.

[Grimmy23]

Arrive at 9:30 pm, hoping I can get an hour massage. Nope, only 30 minutes for $25. Lead thru open beds to a curtain area. After underdressing and laying down, had a good 15-20 minute back massage. Then girl came back with some hot towels to clean up the oil on my back. She went on to use some towels to wipe my buthole. Now I am thinking, you bastards who don't wipe properly / use a bidet will be staining the same towel that was used on me.

MT did some teasing on my butt and butt crack. I lifted my butt up so she can graze and play with my balls and cock. After I can't handle it and hard, I turn around and she started playing with my cock. So I motion to lift her shirt up. She signal 6 fingers. I counter with 5. She said no and I just obliged. Some teasing everywhere follow by playing with the cock until I exploded.

After that, grab some more hot towel (probably the same to wipe your butthole with) to wipe my cock. MT continued with the front body massage and got out in 30 minutes.

Just saying, probably won't be back when I think those towels, even washed, may have your butthole smear on it.

The ass crack wash is something that Bamboo started doing fairly recently. I agree about the cleanliness concern, but I'll also tell you that cleanliness is an issue at almost all AMPs even if they look spotless. I've posted about it here before so I won't repeat -PM me if you want to know more and don't want to search for my past posts. But on the flip side I've also been mongering for many years and have never had any problems related to cleanliness, and I've never heard of anyone else having problems, so there's that. I'm selective in where I go for that reason and I don't have as many worries about Bamboo as I do a lot of other places, so it's still my current go to spot.

[AsianMovie]

Arrive at 9:30 pm, hoping I can get an hour massage. Nope, only 30 minutes for $25. Lead thru open beds to a curtain area. After underdressing and laying down, had a good 15-20 minute back massage. Then girl came back with some hot towels to clean up the oil on my back. She went on to use some towels to wipe my buthole. Now I am thinking, you bastards who don't wipe properly / use a bidet will be staining the same towel that was used on me.

MT did some teasing on my butt and butt crack. I lifted my butt up so she can graze and play with my balls and cock. After I can't handle it and hard, I turn around and she started playing with my cock. So I motion to lift her shirt up. She signal 6 fingers. I counter with 5. She said no and I just obliged. Some teasing everywhere follow by playing with the cock until I exploded.

After that, grab some more hot towel (probably the same to wipe your butthole with) to wipe my cock. MT continued with the front body massage and got out in 30 minutes.

Just saying, probably won't be back when I think those towels, even washed, may have your butthole smear on it.

[BrodieCuffs]

So I finally joined the bandwagon and visited Lucy at FC. Reports on her are becoming a broken record, but I'll share anyways.

She is older and not my preferred young spinner, but not as old and hagly that some of the past posts have described.

Was welcomed in, had a pink dress on, gave a 5 minute light massage and then the flip. As previously reported she was a trooper. Took direction really well, took her time and really enjoyed herself. After about 15 minutes of BJ and switching positions, she did not bat one eye when I stuck it in her exit door for the finish. After a very thorough clean up, I was on my way.

Probably will repeat, but will have to visit some of my younger spinner favorites before heading back. Ha!

Good job!

Might head back next week.

She's not a looker, but I unironically think she has a decent ass LOL (probably enhanced IMO). Can't beat it at that price.

[TradingFavs714]

Drove by the seedy looking Ocean Spa and made note to search this forum. The last review was in Feb 2021.

Trying to see if anyone has gone of late. Sounds like the talent was old and the monger wanted to escape.

[Ck2001]

Maybe that's the place that used to be called Oasis. I reviewed it before. And I like it. Park right in front of the door with no families see your entrance / egress. Huge rooms with real doors and a sink in the room. Before they had a lot of Chinese girls pre-pan but more recently I had a great Korean lady. They were skirts, and don't mind you getting pretty full access. Another monger told me he got an ugly one, and I had a Japanese girl who was no-access but still gave a good massage and good massage. I never tried offering more for more service, but the rooms are quiet and private enough that anything could happen.

Yes I think that's the place. I wonder if I had the same Korean you mention. Was my second time there, last time it was a Chinese middle aged lady, not bad looking but nothing special. I had the HJ and full FIV, and she seemed overly surprised when I gave her $50 for the tip. That's pretty much what I expected today until I let myself get a little carried away. Nice to have the sinks in there and plenty of sanitizer to get myself cleaned up afterwards.

[Ck2001]

Try searching for "VT_" where " means blank space. The last time I went to VT a few years back, the VN girl wanted $45 before she would rub the rod. And then it was dry rub that left me walking with a limp for a day. But maybe its changed since then. If it doesn't work out, at least you can get a coffee a few doors down in the same tiny parking lot.

Thanks for the search tip, that helps!

I went elsewhere today (report below) but I may still make my way over to VT. Just way too convenient to the freeway and an easy stop on my way home.

[Slammer6008]

There's one 16 blocks from happy in Santa Ana. I hope that helps!!

You show me yours??I'll pull out mine.

[JackSparrows]

Try searching for "VT_" where " means blank space. The last time I went to VT a few years back, the VN girl wanted $45 before she would rub the rod. And then it was dry rub that left me walking with a limp for a day. But maybe its changed since then. If it doesn't work out, at least you can get a coffee a few doors down in the same tiny parking lot.

Still offers FS, but denies the cheap dicks in here. I bet that's their way of keeping out the Grimmys and Saltdicsk that can't afford them. And to keep out the Grand Fathers that Whine all day. There's a new place with no sign 5 blocks from here. Anyone been there in Spring road??

I love how the viet places that offer FS are named flexology and foot massage. It's a known fact any Flex or Foot massage in Viet Town are cheaper than the White or Latina call girls on Bedpage or Nightfunpages links. They charge $200 minimum. SAVE UP grumpies.