Massage Parlor Reports

[MeeLikeeAsians]

I am traveling solo this week and finding Northern California to have better looking and younger ladies who offer GFE service for less than Portland rates for HoHum service. Redding, Sacramento, Modesto, Stocton.

Keep going south. If you make it to the San Diego area, you'll find over 95% of the AMP workers are in their 20's, dress like they're going clubbing and every one of them fuck like porn stars. The last time I was there, it made it very difficult to settle for the AMP scene back here in Portland / Vancouver. Enjoy it while you can!

[Kameha]

Started with open menu after that good massage. Lasted 1:10. Provider is short and slim. Good massage.

[Benson008]

I am traveling solo this week and finding Northern California to have better looking and younger ladies who offer GFE service for less than Portland rates for HoHum service. Redding, Sacramento, Modesto, Stocton.

[Agdro17]

Was in the beaverton area yesterday and decided to take a pick at the old location on school's ferry behind 76 gas station. As I open the door behold the famous tattoo Lala greeted me. Fortunately or unfortunately I decided to skip it. I've seen lala before she was really popular and I remember her very well. This time she doesn't seem very healthy. I don't know if I was just paranoid or she is having some health issues. Anyways if you care you may want to avoid her, but if you are tire of the inflation and all the issues in this world you know were to find peace LOL (sarcasm).

Good luck and be safe out there.

[JjHoliday]

Remember. Making the rounds on the internet is Why is the penis head shaped like a mushroom.

To scoop the seaman of other men out and put yours in.

Might be worthy of wearing a cover or rain coat boys. Think with the big head for a minute.

Safety first. Although I have to admit IT SURE FEELS BETTER WITHOUT.

Its a choice we make.

I heard that the penis head is bigger so your hand won't slip off the end.

Sorry guys, I had to. Thanks JJ.

[PriceIsRight39]

Will make the girls even more able to provide extras. It has gotten quite a bit more loose in many places. But hard to find the younger Yoyo type of innocent girl when they are just starting out. I tend to think this economy and inflation is hurting a lot of people and the girls need to make more per visit. Hence the more buck for the bang so to speak. Some places are still totally legit.

I even experienced a dip in the disposable budget lately due to 150 plus dollars to fill the vehicle every 5 days. Lunch was 85 dollars at S on the Columbia river. Wow.

I am going to rest and recreate this weekend in a couple of places. Pretty beat up after an adventurous week.

So many places to choose from.

Anyone been to the place on 148th and Powell lately. Pretty cute girl there last time. Crapola I have a hard time remembering all the names. So many Love me long time Lucy and Amy names. I need a black book to keep them straight. Of coarse if it was ever found. I need a Bro to make sure my browser history is destroyed.

Cheers Its Friday mate. Off to a fancy dinner somewhere in Dump town known as homeless alley.

Maybe. The providers seem to be raising rates. Maybe I'll have to try the AMP. When I've gone it's usually mid aged and weight ladies. Always nice gals but don't inspire much wood. I'm picky tho.

[NachoCheese]

Don't know if it's the same girl that's been mentioned, but I just was offered to enter the garden without gardening gloves and I unloaded a hugest seed I've been waiting to plant in unknown soil, for a while.

There are at least two places where Hall and 217 overlap, both of which have a parlor nearby.

[Amp Guide]

Remember. Making the rounds on the internet is Why is the penis head shaped like a mushroom.

To scoop the seaman of other men out and put yours in.

Might be worthy of wearing a cover or rain coat boys. Think with the big head for a minute.

Safety first. Although I have to admit IT SURE FEELS BETTER WITHOUT.

[PSR 200]

Don't know if it's the same girl that's been mentioned, but I just was offered to enter the garden without gardening gloves and I unloaded a hugest seed I've been waiting to plant in unknown soil, for a while.

[Amp Guide]

Will make the girls even more able to provide extras. It has gotten quite a bit more loose in many places. But hard to find the younger Yoyo type of innocent girl when they are just starting out. I tend to think this economy and inflation is hurting a lot of people and the girls need to make more per visit. Hence the more buck for the bang so to speak. Some places are still totally legit.

I even experienced a dip in the disposable budget lately due to 150 plus dollars to fill the vehicle every 5 days. Lunch was 85 dollars at S on the Columbia river. Wow.

I am going to rest and recreate this weekend in a couple of places. Pretty beat up after an adventurous week.

So many places to choose from.

Anyone been to the place on 148th and Powell lately. Pretty cute girl there last time. Crapola I have a hard time remembering all the names. So many Love me long time Lucy and Amy names. I need a black book to keep them straight. Of coarse if it was ever found. I need a Bro to make sure my browser history is destroyed.

Cheers Its Friday mate. Off to a fancy dinner somewhere in Dump town known as homeless alley.

[Dexxzy]

Just east of Q, on Halsey. If you make her happy, she will sing.

(Previous poster, if she felt extra juicy, it's because she was lubed before you got there. You're welcome).

Stopped by this place and wasn't really impressed with the gal, skipped the full menu.

Went to the place right across and the two girls were much more attractive (imo). But no full deal offered.

[GoCougs73]

The good: the girl was very attractive, mid to late 20's, tall and thin, nice rack, and everything was on the table.

The bad: the massage was ok at best and her oral and hand skills were definitely lacking.

The ugly: the environment. Place was tiny, you could hear the other rooms, the doorbell was like 5 ft away, it gave me bad vibes.

I have heard it was decent but I won't be returning.

Went earlier and said my goodbye. She rotates this weekend. Thought I'd get more but didn't get what'd I hope for or expected.

She's in her mid to late 40's LOL!

[GoCougs73]

She was offering you BBFS and would have stuck it in if you had not asked for the cover.

Yes, she does BB everything TC. CIMT, CIV and CIA if you're feeling adventurous. She's the best one there, don't even try for a massage although hers is better than the most there.

[GoCougs73]

Is she the Lala with tattoos?

Lala aka Tattoo is now the owner / MMS of a few shops around town. She's readily available and easy to book with.

Seen her for years and everything is available, she's kink friendly and enjoys. I don't partake anymore cause she's old news and played too many games.

[AmaznAzn]

LOL I've been there they are so good about shuttling us around I only came eye to eye with a dude once and that suuuucks.

I've never understood why certain mongers don't want to see others dudes when they are in a spa. That girl is taking every opportunity to put her hands on a customer's cock while trying to milk every last penny out if his wallet. She tells you how great you are and how she wants you to cum for her. Tells you how strong and sexy you are abs whispers sweet nothings in every man's ear. If you are living some fantasy that it's just you and her and that there hasn't been another 6-8 cocos in her hand or pussy that day then you are living a lie. Even for the early mongers who want a 'fresh' girl to start the day, chances are her boyfriend was railing her just hours before you got there and may have deposited a load. Make eye contact with your fellow mongers, hell, maybe even throw them a high five or deuces. There are no secrets amongst the women working in these places, why should us men be bashful about to another about seeking their services?