Massage Parlor Reports

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Remember. Making the rounds on the internet is Why is the penis head shaped like a mushroom.

To scoop the seaman of other men out and put yours in.

Might be worthy of wearing a cover or rain coat boys. Think with the big head for a minute.

Safety first. Although I have to admit IT SURE FEELS BETTER WITHOUT.

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Don't know if it's the same girl that's been mentioned, but I just was offered to enter the garden without gardening gloves and I unloaded a hugest seed I've been waiting to plant in unknown soil, for a while.

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Will make the girls even more able to provide extras. It has gotten quite a bit more loose in many places. But hard to find the younger Yoyo type of innocent girl when they are just starting out. I tend to think this economy and inflation is hurting a lot of people and the girls need to make more per visit. Hence the more buck for the bang so to speak. Some places are still totally legit.

I even experienced a dip in the disposable budget lately due to 150 plus dollars to fill the vehicle every 5 days. Lunch was 85 dollars at S on the Columbia river. Wow.

I am going to rest and recreate this weekend in a couple of places. Pretty beat up after an adventurous week.

So many places to choose from.

Anyone been to the place on 148th and Powell lately. Pretty cute girl there last time. Crapola I have a hard time remembering all the names. So many Love me long time Lucy and Amy names. I need a black book to keep them straight. Of coarse if it was ever found. I need a Bro to make sure my browser history is destroyed.

Cheers Its Friday mate. Off to a fancy dinner somewhere in Dump town known as homeless alley.

[Dexxzy]

Just east of Q, on Halsey. If you make her happy, she will sing.

(Previous poster, if she felt extra juicy, it's because she was lubed before you got there. You're welcome).

Stopped by this place and wasn't really impressed with the gal, skipped the full menu.

Went to the place right across and the two girls were much more attractive (imo). But no full deal offered.

[GoCougs73]

The good: the girl was very attractive, mid to late 20's, tall and thin, nice rack, and everything was on the table.

The bad: the massage was ok at best and her oral and hand skills were definitely lacking.

The ugly: the environment. Place was tiny, you could hear the other rooms, the doorbell was like 5 ft away, it gave me bad vibes.

I have heard it was decent but I won't be returning.

Went earlier and said my goodbye. She rotates this weekend. Thought I'd get more but didn't get what'd I hope for or expected.

She's in her mid to late 40's LOL!

[GoCougs73]

She was offering you BBFS and would have stuck it in if you had not asked for the cover.

Yes, she does BB everything TC. CIMT, CIV and CIA if you're feeling adventurous. She's the best one there, don't even try for a massage although hers is better than the most there.

[GoCougs73]

Is she the Lala with tattoos?

Lala aka Tattoo is now the owner / MMS of a few shops around town. She's readily available and easy to book with.

Seen her for years and everything is available, she's kink friendly and enjoys. I don't partake anymore cause she's old news and played too many games.

[AmaznAzn]

LOL I've been there they are so good about shuttling us around I only came eye to eye with a dude once and that suuuucks.

I've never understood why certain mongers don't want to see others dudes when they are in a spa. That girl is taking every opportunity to put her hands on a customer's cock while trying to milk every last penny out if his wallet. She tells you how great you are and how she wants you to cum for her. Tells you how strong and sexy you are abs whispers sweet nothings in every man's ear. If you are living some fantasy that it's just you and her and that there hasn't been another 6-8 cocos in her hand or pussy that day then you are living a lie. Even for the early mongers who want a 'fresh' girl to start the day, chances are her boyfriend was railing her just hours before you got there and may have deposited a load. Make eye contact with your fellow mongers, hell, maybe even throw them a high five or deuces. There are no secrets amongst the women working in these places, why should us men be bashful about to another about seeking their services?

[ProperGMan]

LOL I've been there they are so good about shuttling us around I only came eye to eye with a dude once and that suuuucks.

Why does that suck? Are you ashamed of something? That's the only reason not to meet someone eye to eye.

What am I missing here?

[MoDick503]

So hard about the new girl here and decided to chuck her out. Went in without calling when I walked in a really thin girl came and took me to the room. She was wearing a buttoned shirt, and leggings underneath a short skirt.

She asked how long and took the fee while I undressed. Came back and started the massage it was ok but with some good teasing. After about 10 minutes it was time to flip.

She started stroking me asking what I wanted I said everything. She asked how much I said 140 she wanted more said that's all I had. She then asked if I wanted a BJ I said no I wasn't everything. We went back and forth for a while and I showed her I only had the 140 left. She tried to get me to go to the store next for and use their ATM I did no. She finally said ok but to bring more next time.

She leaves to get the cover comes back and takes off her leggings then give me a CBJ which was one of the better ones I've gotten. After a bit I tell her to hop on. She lubes up and squats over me and lowers yourself on my shaft. She started to bounce while keeping eye contact and she pounded herself pretty hard. After a few minutes I explode in the cover but she rides for a bit longer.

Hops off cleanup and out the door got the whole 30 minutes but to much time spent haggling.

[WarpFactor69]

Integrative Chiropractic & Wellness Spa? LOL.

Refer to my post on 4/21.

[RamblinJavlin]

Just east of Q, on Halsey. If you make her happy, she will sing.

(Previous poster, if she felt extra juicy, it's because she was lubed before you got there. You're welcome).

Integrative Chiropractic & Wellness Spa? LOL.

[WarpFactor69]

GW got a new nickname? Or different venue?

Just east of Q, on Halsey. If you make her happy, she will sing.

(Previous poster, if she felt extra juicy, it's because she was lubed before you got there. You're welcome).

[Swim88]

Just finished up at Halsey. Monger walked in while she was in middle of my massage. She told him to come back in 30 minutes. If it was you, and you did come back at that time, I hope you enjoyed my gizz leaking out of her after she raw-dogged me. Velvety pussy on that one.

GW got a new nickname? Or different venue?

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Just finished up at Halsey. Monger walked in while she was in middle of my massage. She told him to come back in 30 minutes. If it was you, and you did come back at that time, I hope you enjoyed my gizz leaking out of her after she raw-dogged me. Velvety pussy on that one.