Massage Parlor Reports

[JohhnyGamerz]

I will go first. There's a hidden gem 3 blocks from Happy in Sa.

Oasis sucks, as in offers only HJ.

All I see are grandpas like Grimmy talking about the old days on his wheelchair.

Nothing new as usual, typical grand pa.

There's a place called lucky spa, another one like cm. But better. I can't seem to find it, any info?

Tia!

Oh yah there's Cozy. Lots of new talent lately.

[JohhnyGamerz]

1) Royal Massage, good tits and young staff. Asian / Jap girls working, broken English.

$40 for half hour had private room. Skinny hot girl named Jenny or Jennifer took care of me. But was her last day so don't bother asking, but I'm certain they still offer FS.

Don't understand why some of these cuckhold mongers like Grimmy and Taw are discouraging people from visiting Cypress massage AMPs. Maybe they are LE or maybe just blowing smoke out their butts.

2) New Spa $40 for half and $100 for BBJ kinda of expensive but hey If you were a hot 20's Asian girl you would charge just as much to suck dick bareback.

Go to them all of them! Offer some type of enjoyment.

I wish I owned all of them. LOL.

Some people don't go here and just like to brag about their $$. They don't have I guess.

[JohhnyGamerz]

I think profile belongs to one of mamasans I noticed, some attempts to channel people via such dumb fake posts to support their miserable business.

Looks like Grimmy just can't get it and complains.

So I own all of these lmao. I wish.

[JohhnyGamerz]

Bio Luna is the former Bio Spa that Kate owns on Aspan, in Lake Forest.

What other good places in LF?

[Skinny Dugan]

Bio Luna is the former Bio Spa that Kate owns on Aspan, in Lake Forest.

Who is bio luna, I searched thread but was not able to find any info.

[JetStream1]

When you see $. 2 on this forum, it means 120. I don't know why, it's just the cryptic shorthand some use.

I frist read that as. 2 C then assumed it mean 2 C by the context but never thought of C+. 2 C. Lucky he didn't hit a double space bar as it would have been 2. 20 C or maybe 2000? Why not just use "120" without " It could mean "120 thank you" paid in appreciation for services rendered.

[BigBoDonk]

Who is bio luna, I searched thread but was not able to find any info.

[BigBoDonk]

I think profile belongs to one of mamasans I noticed, some attempts to channel people via such dumb fake posts to support their miserable business.

JohnnyGamerz is very obviously just the latest new handle for whoever this guy is and whatever his mission is. Dude, people on this board aren't stupid. Always a new handle with a low post count. Always the same broken language. Always the same lane attempts to be insulting, even though you repeat the same insult every time and with every new handle. Always the same inaccurate information. The whole community sees right through you and your fake intel. And I know you're just going to turn the same old cuck insult on me because that's all you've got, so go right on ahead.

Royal Spa is legit. Non-erotic. Always has been. Anybody here who has ever mongered in Cypress knows that.

New Spa is a Jack shack. And right now you can't even get that due to recent LE activity.

[GiveMeHandys]

I meant law enforcement cracking down on OSpa.

I've been wanting to check this place out. Is LE still hanging keeping eyes on this place?

[Hector58]

When you see $. 2 on this forum, it means 120. I don't know why, it's just the cryptic shorthand some use.

The monetary abbreviations are explained at the beginning of the "Abbreviations" section of this website.

[Grimmy23]

1) Royal Massage, good tits and young staff. Asian / Jap girls working, broken English.

$40 for half hour had private room. Skinny hot girl named Jenny or Jennifer took care of me. But was her last day so don't bother asking, but I'm certain they still offer FS.

Don't understand why some of these cuckhold mongers like Grimmy and Taw are discouraging people from visiting Cypress massage AMPs. Maybe they are LE or maybe just blowing smoke out their butts.

2) New Spa $40 for half and $100 for BBJ kinda of expensive but hey If you were a hot 20's Asian girl you would charge just as much to suck dick bareback.

Go to them all of them! Offer some type of enjoyment.

JohnnyGamerz is very obviously just the latest new handle for whoever this guy is and whatever his mission is. Dude, people on this board aren't stupid. Always a new handle with a low post count. Always the same broken language. Always the same lane attempts to be insulting, even though you repeat the same insult every time and with every new handle. Always the same inaccurate information. The whole community sees right through you and your fake intel. And I know you're just going to turn the same old cuck insult on me because that's all you've got, so go right on ahead.

Royal Spa is legit. Non-erotic. Always has been. Anybody here who has ever mongered in Cypress knows that.

New Spa is a Jack shack. And right now you can't even get that due to recent LE activity.

[JohhnyGamerz]

1) Panda still has a Gilf that sucks good cock!

2) JX just hand jobs by YanGYang or whatever new name they keep using.

3) Oasis next to 7 11, bait and switch.

[JohhnyGamerz]

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[JohhnyGamerz]

Whose better in LF / Lh?

Bio Luna hands down!

O crack isn't good anymore. Looks like me cracked down on their vaj offerings!

I meant law enforcement cracking down on OSpa.

[Heartless Jay]

LOL please explain that you own paid $20 for a BJ? What is this tj?

When you see $. 2 on this forum, it means 120. I don't know why, it's just the cryptic shorthand some use.