Escort Reports

[FrequentFlyer3]

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

This made me LOL. So true.

[FrequentFlyer3]

America has a severe obesity problem. I graduated high school ages ago. Ran into one girl about a year ago who was skinny in high school but now she's huge. She went from a slender pretty 105 lbs to at least 200 lbs.

And just for kicks I looked up one of the hottest girls in my class who played all the sports like field hockey and now she's huge. Huge! She looks like a wide 230 lbs but still has that pretty face. Hell, even my x girlfriend from years ago is now huge.

American food is solid junk and deficient in omega 3's. You have to go out of your way and pay more to eat healthy. Also the portions of American food is a lot. You go to Dennys like lots of young drunk people do after a long night on the town and your plate is so loaded it could feed two people and it's all junk that will eventually cause you to gain weight and get diabetes or heart disease. Add in alcohol and zero exercise and you're done.

Unfortunately, that is the reality of the average human in this country. Obesity runs rampant. If you want to see women who take care of themselves, you need to move to another part of the country like South Florida or Cali. You can't walk the streets of Miami Beach without seeing 9. 8 after 9. 8. Lululemon models left and right. It's stimulation overload. It's not just younger women either. There are women in their 30's and 40's that just look amazing, but 1. Most of them are hispanic and it runs in their DNA, 2. They eat well and 3. They exercise. You need at least 2 out of 3.

[WhiteTesla5]

Lexxi frankford area sh seem to off the map kept moving into shadier spots and skinner than before. Did her habit get lot worse?

Richelle after kid she working the streets still? Kind of miss her but last I saw her someone said she smelled?

Asking crazy amount for car dates.

https://philadelphia.skipthegames.co...v/161659267008

Photos don't look bad but the number search had some complete different photos of someone else.

https://philadelphia.skipthegames.co...t/239029693056

Curious but some photos look little sloppy, taking someone suggestion from here, always go with the worse photo in the bunch.

https://philadelphia.skipthegames.co...r/334295815554

Never replies my text or really delayed text.

https://philadelphia.skipthegames.co...t/805765788950

[Calopez1942]

Hi folks,

I have been trying to get some info on this ad:

https://tryst.link/escort/missmona

She seems intriguing. I have texted and talked to her. But something seems off. Any info?

[HarryJH]

Have had great success on Tinder. I do not show my face but other body shots (no lewd shots allowed), a pic of a dog and a well written -- not creepy -- profile. You'd be surprised how many hits one gets. I only go for 25+ age group and only look for attached / married / single moms. The issue with Tinder is that it takes a while to weed through and meet up but worth it if you have patience. This is why this hobby comes in handly -- immedate gain.

I have been successful with Tinder and man, does it take patience. Average about 1 every 6 months, just need to find that needle in the haystack. And when you do, worth every swipe!

[PhillyDiscreet]

Are you referring to Tinder or another site? What do you use for a photo? Do you get responses without a photo?

Have had great success on Tinder. I do not show my face but other body shots (no lewd shots allowed), a pic of a dog and a well written -- not creepy -- profile. You'd be surprised how many hits one gets. I only go for 25+ age group and only look for attached / married / single moms. The issue with Tinder is that it takes a while to weed through and meet up but worth it if you have patience. This is why this hobby comes in handly -- immedate gain.

[Delco Gent]

I can't find cheating housewives but there are plenty of divorcees on some of the dating websites. I create a complete fake profile, burner phone, burner email and here's the best, I can bang them and leave and they never even know my real name. Not only do they tend to under sexed, but stick a tongue in their crack and you are a real hero. The down side is that it takes some effort and game to get them out of their shell but I've been having a blast with them. Sure beats STG which is a like playing whack a mole, you never sure where they are or when they choose to surface.

Are you referring to Tinder or another site? What do you use for a photo? Do you get responses without a photo?

[Dave1414]

Soon there will be life-like, life-sized android sex bots. You'll be able to dial up their temperature, 98.6 degrees being the default. Check out the movie Ex Machina. We need to get Elon Musk working on this instead of farting around with the bullshit on Twitter.

When you're done, you hit the off button, hook her up to a garden hose, attach the drain, run the cleaning cycle, then hang her back up on the rack.

I don't think soon. Also I prefer mine alive and real. I also prefer to use real money. Stay safe.

[Merge1]

I failed to mention that the newest girls in the game now are working from only fans which is why there is a lack of talent in escorting. If you text the new escorts now days they will send you a link to their only fans page.

From 2015 to 2020 that was known as the Craigslist / Backpage era, but FOSTA-SESTA shut that down and most of those girls are retired, they're decreased and the rest are just old and still trying to hang on posting day after day.

Now the new younger generation goes right to only fans. The girls on only fans are making some serious money without having to meet up with a bunch of random men. Top earners make millions. Skip the games is seen now as a low end site for streetwalkers and drug addicts and it's mostly true.

It boggles my mind why men pay for only fans content when there is such an abundance of free porn online. A man who overpays a real live session with an escort I can overlook that, but men who pay hundreds of dollars to watch a video of a woman online who probably wouldn't even give you the time of day at the grocery store should be ashamed of themselves and make finding real escorts more difficult because only fans is more lucrative and requires less work.

Soon there will be life-like, life-sized android sex bots. You'll be able to dial up their temperature, 98.6 degrees being the default. Check out the movie Ex Machina. We need to get Elon Musk working on this instead of farting around with the bullshit on Twitter.

When you're done, you hit the off button, hook her up to a garden hose, attach the drain, run the cleaning cycle, then hang her back up on the rack.

[DonTrask]

DonTrask. You made my day with your post. I needed a good laugh / smile this am. Thank you.

So. As much as I love your angle, and applaud / admire you I can't put that much effort in anymore.

As Charlie Sheen has said before " I don't pay for Pu$$y - I pay for them to leave after sex ". That's all I want is to pay for Pu$$y - Is that asking too much? Appears so in 2022. SMH.

HR.

Thanks, glad I made somebody's day. Effort is a relative term. Compare the time I put into my scheme vs. Calling providers off of STG, and its about dead even.

The STG world is fraught with danger. I've been robbed, ripped off and ghosted, sometimes in the same evening. The biggest difference is your conscience, at least in the STG world, you know what you're after, she knows the service she is supposed to be providing, money exchanges hands and then its a crap shoot if the service matches the expectations. In my scheme, I need to profess interest in their mundane lives while we both know where it is headed, most times it happens, and every now and then I get pitched a shut out. The game is being played and my exit strategy is bolstered in ignoring their emails or blocking their number on my burner phone. But for the few that think its a dating relationship that is supposed to turn into a trip to the Love Chapel in Atlantic City, shame on them. Sorry but I never overpromise but this is the state of dating sites in 2022, if you are looking for love, buy a dog.

[HeadRooster]

I also remember AOL & Yahoo personals, but I have to say I got more Pu$$y from Craigslist. It was hands down the best, and I sure do miss it. Hate that F. idiot panty stealing MF that ruined it for all of us, LMAO.

I would post ads for stupid shit, and get 2-3 responses immediately from young (18+ or course) clean, local college girls, etc. Same with answering their ads, it was the BEST. Later on I had to deal with A. Holes flagging my ads, but I was relentless with multiple accounts, LOL.

About a year ago I posted similar frustration, but in regards to having to hire escorts. In years past, I had no trouble finding cheating housewives on Yahoo chat and AOL. I know that I am showing my age by mentioning those long defunct harbingers of the social media age, but I miss being able to meet a horny housewife, meet for dinner and drinks, and then get a whole evening of BJ's and pussy. I probably paid about the same as I would for an escort, but it sure was a whole lot more enjoyable and absolutely no concerns about Uncle LEO spoiling things. These cheating housewives are out there somewhere, but I don't know how to find them. And no, I'm not going to risk getting caught by wifey by venturing onto Tinder. Oh well. Thanks for listening.

[HeadRooster]

DonTrask. You made my day with your post. I needed a good laugh / smile this am. Thank you.

Honestly since I've stopped drinking I lost my game. For the last decade plus I'd have a nice hotel room (courtesy of my company as I travel a LOT) and along with a bottle of good scotch I'd invite local talent over, and have an hour of awesome play time. Now, I'm very tired after dinner, and in bed by 9, LOL. Amazing how alcohol use to keep me up. I sure do miss drinking then getting laid. So much more fun than sober, LMAO.

So. As much as I love your angle, and applaud / admire you I can't put that much effort in anymore.

As Charlie Sheen has said before " I don't pay for Pu$$y - I pay for them to leave after sex ". That's all I want is to pay for Pu$$y - Is that asking too much? Appears so in 2022. SMH.

HR.

I can't find cheating housewives but there are plenty of divorcees on some of the dating websites. I create a complete fake profile, burner phone, burner email and here's the best, I can bang them and leave and they never even know my real name. Not only do they tend to under sexed, but stick a tongue in their crack and you are a real hero. The down side is that it takes some effort and game to get them out of their shell but I've been having a blast with them. Sure beats STG which is a like playing whack a mole, you never sure where they are or when they choose to surface.

[ReadingNeeds]

I can't find cheating housewives but there are plenty of divorcees on some of the dating websites. I create a complete fake profile, burner phone, burner email and here's the best, I can bang them and leave and they never even know my real name. Not only do they tend to under sexed, but stick a tongue in their crack and you are a real hero. The down side is that it takes some effort and game to get them out of their shell but I've been having a blast with them. Sure beats STG which is a like playing whack a mole, you never sure where they are or when they choose to surface.

Too many men and not enough women. Can't' get no satisfaction there either. Probably has to do with age. Once you clear 50 YO, the divorcee well drys up. So few woman and even the fat ugly ones have a lot of choices, so they don't pick the older men. And that's me. Stuck with providers if I need it twice a week like I do.

[ReadingNeeds]

America has a severe obesity problem. I graduated high school ages ago. Ran into one girl about a year ago who was skinny in high school but now she's huge. She went from a slender pretty 105 lbs to at least 200 lbs.

And just for kicks I looked up one of the hottest girls in my class who played all the sports like field hockey and now she's huge. Huge! She looks like a wide 230 lbs but still has that pretty face. Hell, even my x girlfriend from years ago is now huge.

American food is solid junk and deficient in omega 3's. You have to go out of your way and pay more to eat healthy. Also the portions of American food is a lot. You go to Dennys like lots of young drunk people do after a long night on the town and your plate is so loaded it could feed two people and it's all junk that will eventually cause you to gain weight and get diabetes or heart disease. Add in alcohol and zero exercise and you're done.

[URL]

I agree, but alas. Reviews. Most of these pictures of providers are old and at a time when the girl was hot. I see a picture of 110 pounds and read the profile of 151 pounds. That means 185 pounds. As a DATY kind of guy, that means having to push the roll out of my face to find the cat. Went into Whole Foods the other day. Average weight of the middle to older woman had to push 175. What ya doing there except to buy chips? I digress. Can't find an attractive regular. I keep trying but I can't find her. Might have to do with my age. North of 60. But, man oh man, I have a working decent size dick, a medium sized fat wallet. But, I am attracted to skinny women and these providers are all eating ice cream in their motel or shooting so much dope that they're skinny and also scabby. Where are the 40 plus skinny woman? They are not providers or so lost in their demons, that they aren't decent people anymore.

[YoshiRed]

STG is now pretty much all fat, ugly, and scammers now.

Years ago I've had decent success on escort alligator, forget it now. It is literally all scams now, or as mentioned below only fans (agree with the free porn statement below) Blows my mind why anyone would pay these girls when you could google millions of FREE " content ".

Years ago I / we had so many choices, I remember years of getting good tail then never seeing her again only because there were so many other choices. I was used to the variety, I didn't value my regulars. Now I'd kill for those girls who I didn't appreciate then. What kills me even more is that I have 3 x the money now to spend as I did years ago, and I can't find one decent, good looking provider and I travel a lot regionally for work.

Anyway, just my bottled up frustration rant.

HR.

I think it's pretty much all over for this area now. It really can't get any worse and I think this is going to be the norm now.