Massage Parlor Reports

[Bro Hymn]

SH Helen is in her own category. Kind of the opposite of the super models. Not someone I would normally choose as she is older. But she is a very nice woman, she works her ass off giving you a good massage, and she gives you great access to the best boobs in all three places.

I can corroborate most of what jet had to say about SH in his post. I went to bw for the first time last week and went to SH today and find most of the observations fairly accurate to my experience. I called about 20 minutes ahead to try to book grace but she was busy, so I asked for helen. When I got there pps was outside having a lively conversation with one of the less attractive girls, but held the door for me and put his conversation on hold. He asked if I had called and I said yes, so he called who I assume to be helen out from behind the partition (more on this later) and she led me to the very first "room" and let me get comfortable. I do appreciate the drawer system for the clothes and your belongings etc but I was taken aback that yes, the space could be tighter than upstairs at BW. Somehow, this wasn't an issue as everyone seemed very polite and not chatty.

Anyhow, helen is a step or two above homely but not unattractive, if you catch my drift. She was petite and lively, wearing a very short skirt and clearly not wearing a bra. All good signs. After she got back with the foot bath, she realized I had already fully undressed and was face down and just pushed the soak tub out through the curtain into the hallway and laughed. I told her where I was sore and she went to work with one of the most aggressive massages I've ever had. For context, most of the high level massages I've had in the AMP context from a krystal or ava, I would not classify as aggressive. Helen, on the other hand, is very high energy, a lot of muscle put into the massage, not a great deal of what I would call "skill" and frankly just wild overall. This wasn't a bad thing but I didn't expect such force since she probably isn't over 100 lbs. All of this was happening while she literally rode the back of my head, squeezing with her inner thighs. Halfway through, I got hot stones and there too, it seemed like she barely knew what she was doing, but was going at it with confidence.

Some time later, she told me to flip and stepped out momentarily, returning with a big bottle of special oil and a big grin on her face. 15 seconds of nipple play, then she pulled up her shirt and off to the races with a powerful jackhammer. I had to ask her to slow down, but then a couple things happened. First, several new clients entered and the wind nearly blew the sheet partition down, which I assume happens fairly regularly. Secondly, two other clients, almost at the exact same moment, started snoring loudly. I thought I had bad sleep apnea. These disturbances pushed her to try to finish me even faster, which was pretty rough. All the while, she was squeezing my hand onto her bare breast. It felt like the longest 5 minutes of my life.

Once I blew, she cleaned me up and gave me a pretty decent long foot massage.

While I was walking out I got a phone call but had to ignore it until I got in the car. The same number called me again 8 minutes after I left and apparently it was grace, asking where I was and if I was coming for my appointment. I had to tell her I just finished and it seemed like this might happen often enough. Which makes me wonder if she was trying to get me to come back to do a double header with her OR there was some screw up with my initial appointment and they never actually checked me in, which then makes me wonder if I actually saw helen or not. I wouldn't classify helen as "older" in the context of what I saw upstairs and the few girls I saw downstairs. I'd put her in the mid range of providers (maybe late 30's-early 40's?) with a large b rack.

Either way, I think I would probably repeat at SH just as I would at BW just to try to find out who else is worth seeing. The price point definitely is a huge incentive to find the treasures.

[PotsAndPans138]

Meh, nothing write home about.

Average body, not like the hype that I read in past posts.

Heard more was offered here and curious about the other providers.

Do you have any intel?

Not really, went there maybe 3 years ago and saw I want to say Sara, a Colombian who's quite thick. Although her body was not my type her release was pretty good (she emulated a BJ). I never went back though, prices were bit high but always wanted to try Meyu as I'm into Japanese girls and she's kind of the only one I know of. Sad to hear her service was not that great.

[Beastmode5150]

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[Slammer6008]

Hi, is it on beach and Lampson next to the yoshinoya? What's the damage and menu?

If you're going and. Beach Blvd. Just before Cerritos. Very minimal parking it's better to park down the street. When I used to go it was 140 total for 1/2 hr. They change the girls a lot. I'm not sure of the set up now you might have to ask the Big ejaculator.

[BigErection]

Hi, is it on beach and Lampson next to the yoshinoya? What's the damage and menu?

Holy shit man, it's not frigging Lampson, its Cerritos next to a tattoo shop. That's why I frigging posted a link to their advertising. Its always easier just to ask another monger rather than click the link right?

Anyways they require an appointment unless their neon OPEN sign is on. Good luck.

[JetStream1]

A few weeks ago, I went to a place called 888 Spa 1xx3 S Harbor Blvd H, Santa Ana, CA 9xx04. Two "girls" working. No MMS. Jangly door gets the attention of a girl to come out. Private room with wooden door. I got a tall big boned girl who gave a good back massage for 30 minutes. On the flip she said $1 c for BJ. I took the hand option for $.4 and she allowed full access to some C-cup action. I never got to the see the other girl. Not a complete massage but what she did was fine, and done seriously. I like them a little thinner myself, so I probably won't go back. But a BJ with C's is not bad, and you can always negotiate a little.

[PayPalMakesMon]

Returned to Sweet Massage on Beach and Cerritos and ran into an incredible girl named Sky.

She answered the door wearing lingerie. She looks like a Little Saigon coffee shop girl. She has huge boobs, gorgeous legs and butt and a cute face. The entire package I would have to give her an 8. 5 for overall sexiness, clean clear skin and super revealing outfit. She is a proverbial bombshell. Just the sight of her walking around in those high heels and lingerie ridiculously sexy woman.

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Hi, is it on beach and Lampson next to the yoshinoya? What's the damage and menu?

[OC Johnny]

How is Meyu on looks? Been looking for Japanese provider and seems like she's the only one around.

Meh, nothing write home about.

Average body, not like the hype that I read in past posts.

Heard more was offered here and curious about the other providers.

Do you have any intel?

[OC Johnny]

Returned to Sweet Massage on Beach and Cerritos and ran into an incredible girl named Sky.

She answered the door wearing lingerie. She looks like a Little Saigon coffee shop girl. She has huge boobs, gorgeous legs and butt and a cute face. The entire package I would have to give her an 8. 5 for overall sexiness, clean clear skin and super revealing outfit. She is a proverbial bombshell. Just the sight of her walking around in those high heels and lingerie ridiculously sexy woman.

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I thought this Sweet Massage location is closed? Looks like it's back open.

Or are you referring to the one on 17th?

What service did you get, BJ or just standard HJ?

[Hot Don]

Returned to Sweet Massage on Beach and Cerritos and ran into an incredible girl named Sky.

She answered the door wearing lingerie. She looks like a Little Saigon coffee shop girl. She has huge boobs, gorgeous legs and butt and a cute face. The entire package I would have to give her an 8. 5 for overall sexiness, clean clear skin and super revealing outfit. She is a proverbial bombshell. Just the sight of her walking around in those high heels and lingerie ridiculously sexy woman.

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What's the damage? And was BBJ on table?

[BigErection]

Returned to Sweet Massage on Beach and Cerritos and ran into an incredible girl named Sky.

She answered the door wearing lingerie. She looks like a Little Saigon coffee shop girl. She has huge boobs, gorgeous legs and butt and a cute face. The entire package I would have to give her an 8. 5 for overall sexiness, clean clear skin and super revealing outfit. She is a proverbial bombshell. Just the sight of her walking around in those high heels and lingerie ridiculously sexy woman.

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[Grimmy23]

What happened to this place?

Not sure what happened there, but it suddenly changed just like someone flipped off a switch. You can still get a HJ there from some, but not all, girls. It seems like unless they know you really well you're not getting anything but a bad legit massage. I've heard rumblings that Cypress is trying to squeeze its MPs out of business. Not that there are a lot of them. There's like 3 or 4. New Spa may be a result of that.

[JetStream1]

After checking out all of the hype over Bamboo and Air Body (more Bamboo than Air Body), I circled back to New Spa today. I've decided that between the three places, this place is my favorite.

What happened to this place?

[JetStream1]

Bottom line is I've never had a bad service there. I've also seen Charlie and Jessica, but these two are definitely at the top of this place. I still need to see Amy sometime and whoever else I'm missing.

Thanks for the report. Andy is not as unapproachable as some have said, nor as flat chested.

I've seen Amy and she is really cute. She is short but more of an hour glass figure. Unlike most girls there, she smiles and has some personality. Someone needs to TOFTT. And possibly train / coach her along if she brash polishing skills are rusty.

Just like Apple and Microsoft. Healthy competition leads to better results for the consumer.

[BeachDrone]

So I know this is probably the wrong place for this post, but help me out. I'll be going to Bangkok next month, where can I go to find some good info / recs on the scene there? Or PMs welcome.

I have been to Bangkok many times. Always a good time. Do some research before you go. Search the web for "erotic massage in Bangkok" and read some of the articles, particularly those from afarangabroad.com ("farang" is foreigner in Thai). Thailand is far more a conservative country overall than many think. There are red light districts, just as in every country. In Bangkok, there are primarily three: Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, and Patpong. (Also Soi Twilight, but that area caters to gays.) I avoid the bars and the bar scene. Yes, the ladies are hot, sexy and enticing, but (1) they are more expensive, and (2) this is also where you might find lady boys. The masssage parlors almost all offer masssage, HJ, BJ, and full service. And in Thailand, at the FS places, the masssage can also be excellent. Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy are in sois (a "soi" is a small road, a lane, bigger than an alley) off Sukhumvit Road. Nana Plaza is a little north of the Nana sky train stop, I walk along Soi 22 and Soi 24 - many, many masssage parlors and hot ladies. Soi Cowboy is not as great. More of a purely party area. Soi Cowboy (so named because one of the first go-go bar owners there wore a cowboy hat) is a little south of the Asok sky train stop, at Soi 31 and Soi 33. More bars than massage parlors, but the ladies are hot. I also like places out of the main red light districts. Like Chit Lom, and other places. What I love the most is that I've always gotten a really good masssage followed by whatever I want with a hot sexy lady.

And an hour massage with full service will be about $100 total. The owner of Miss BJ (no longer there) told me that if I pay up front at the front desk for an hour with full service for 3000 baht ($100), that works, and the house gets half. Or I could pay at the front desk for an hour with HJ finish for 1200 baht ($40), then once in the room negotiate directly with the lady for FS, probably getting it for just 1200-1400 baht ($40-46) more. This way, the lady keeps whatever I pay in the room plus half the house fee.