Massage Parlor Reports

[Ryan1979]

Also how do you signal for FS?

1. The ol double arm pump.

2. OK sign with one hand and with the other hand, repeatedly put the index finger through the hole.

3. Point at your pecker than point at their pussy.

4. If a Chinese provider, say "Didi xiang gei meimei anmo" (Translation: Little brother wants to massage little sister).

5. Say "Fucky fucky. " This seems to be universally understood at most AMPs.

6. Trump method: Grab 'them by the pussy.

7. Go to well known FS spas and you won't have to signal.

Flicking of the tongue while doing this is optional.

[Rosallyv69]

Went into 108 today looking for Eva and she was busy. Hyuna said she would take care of me and walked me to 107. Nice BBBJ with lots of slurping. Love those kind of bjs! Went into cfs mission, dog, cg. Finished with BBBJ. No cim but it was still a nice finish. Offered me a water and a mini candy bar. After that I don't remember as it was all a dream.

[Ryan1979]

Everyone has their take on your question and there are no hard set rules, but here are my general rules of thumb:

1. I try to build a comfortable rapport with my provider as soon as I meet them. Then I can politely make requests as to my preferences of better yet, encourage what they're doing that I like. That's feels great baby. . . Slower please. . . Or I gently take their hand and and show them.

2. I simply politely ask. Can we not use a condom? How much extra to not use a condom?

3. If they initiate the small talk, go with it. If you don't speak their language it is as unnerving for them to try to communicate as it is for you. Smiles and moans are universally understood.

Per your comment, if it felt like she was trying to rush it, she probably was. On to the next provider.

Some etiquette questions if you guys can help out.

1) If you're new to a place / first time with the girl, do you bring up preferences when they're doing HJ for instance? Slower / faster or should you let them do their thing? I was finished off nicely the other day but it was so quick, LOL, felt like she was trying to rush it.

2) How do you negotiate for BBBJ? I read a lot of people get it but do you say, "BBBJ"? Or point to the mouth with "no cover"?

3) do they typically initiate small talk? Should I try to make small talk if they don't?

[Ryan1979]

First of all you're absolutely correct that you should've walked when Lily was not the girl you made an appointment with. No rapport to be ruined since they mislead you in the first place. I don't know Lala but your description is intriguing enough for me to take her for a spin if the connection seemed right.

I haven't been to Flanders in awhile, but you definitely wouldn't have been disappointed with Lily and I believe the other girl working is Lisa. Lily and Lisa are both true spinners and know how to please.

It always makes my eyes roll when I hear somebody complain about a girl then say they're never going back. One should never assume that the girl and the spa are one. On the contrary, the girls come and go, each with their own unique personality, so you're only short changing yourself.

Aside from that, good report and better luck next time.

Decided to take the advice and check out Flanders this afternoon. Heard everyone talking about Lily for a while at Flanders but also say she's been at 7 spa recently. I called and asked if Lily was working and MMS said yes. I scheduled with her and showed up on time. Was greeted by a somewhat petite, 5'2 ish, late 20's, flat Bs, flat butt, cute face. I'll be honest she wasn't as petite as I'd like and despite the face being cute the body wasn't too impressive. I asked her name to make sure this was the legendary Lily and she said her name was Lala and Lily wasn't here today (despite me calling to ask this in advance). At this point, I should've trusted my instincts and walked but it was also my first time at Flanders and didn't want to ruin my rapport with a well established place. . . Either way, I don't plan on returning.

[RRR123]

Went to 108 and got Huyuna. Pretty face and a nice body. Looks like she had work done on it. Massage was good and teased a lot. Negotiated on 1. 40 FS. Went into BBBJ and was great. Then mish and doggy and finished into bag. Ass and lips felt like work had been done to it. Was ok for me. Don't really like the artificial stuff. Other than that everything else good.

[DrPornDawger]

Some etiquette questions if you guys can help out.

1) If you're new to a place / first time with the girl, do you bring up preferences when they're doing HJ for instance? Slower / faster or should you let them do their thing? I was finished off nicely the other day but it was so quick, LOL, felt like she was trying to rush it.
2) How do you negotiate for BBBJ? I read a lot of people get it but do you say, "BBBJ"? Or point to the mouth with "no cover"?
3) do they typically initiate small talk? Should I try to make small talk if they don't?

1. I usually say a friend recommended me, and most often times I will get a reference from someone so need to go through the hassle of negotiations. I agree with RCDK, bring at least 2, I usually will offer 1.2 and work my way up, and hide some bills in my shoes or socks.

2. I will see providers from other recommendations, such as the defunct VIP or read reviews from other boards.


3. Yes, and sometimes it's the feeling they get from you. My last experience with Lina at Vitality sucked ass.

[HoneyWell666]

Start with Flanders on Mesa Ridge ct then maybe CHP on Lusk.

Or just drive down to Claremont in a few miles away and go visit 108 do you have a lot of choices up there.

Decided to take the advice and check out Flanders this afternoon. Heard everyone talking about Lily for a while at Flanders but also say she's been at 7 spa recently. I called and asked if Lily was working and MMS said yes. I scheduled with her and showed up on time. Was greeted by a somewhat petite, 5'2 ish, late 20's, flat Bs, flat butt, cute face. I'll be honest she wasn't as petite as I'd like and despite the face being cute the body wasn't too impressive. I asked her name to make sure this was the legendary Lily and she said her name was Lala and Lily wasn't here today (despite me calling to ask this in advance). At this point, I should've trusted my instincts and walked but it was also my first time at Flanders and didn't want to ruin my rapport with a well established place. So I smiled and went back to the room. . 6 for the house then she left while I got undressed and I left 1. 8 on the table thinking it'd go a long way and wanting to be generous for my first time there. Well it completely didn't work I'll tell you that. Started off light massage, pretty decent nothing bad nothing special. Started grazing the boys and I clearly responded by lifting my hips. This went on far too long before she gave me a signal for the flip so I just ended up flipping myself. After I flipped she went for the mouthwash and began BBBJ with the mouthwash still in. She was standing beside the table and I was still laying on my back. No teeth and full depth was a plus, but gave zero action to the boys and the suction was very delicate. Not enough pressure for my taste and to be honest that mouth wash giving off the menthol feel wasn't very pleasurable. She eventually stopped without any indication from me that I wanted to move on. Maybe she could tell I wasn't into it. During the BBBJ I was just rubbing my hand up and down her disappointing lack of an ass. If I had liked what I had seen a bit more, I likely would've ushered her to get in 69 position, but I simply wasn't interested. So anyways, the BBBJ ends, she slips on the cover with her mouth and somewhat aggressively pulls my hand to sit me up and swiftly lays down on the table. It's clear she wants mish, my least favorite position. I comply with no resistance, smiling enthusiastically, and take advantage of my position to get a better look at her. I notice her left breast has bruising around the nipple which was a turn off to image someone else recently sucking on her pair. Even if I hadn't seen that though I wasn't impressed. Like I'd said in the beginning, her pair was very flat and wide. Large circumference but not much mass if you know what I mean. So anyways, I'm going at it in mish gently at first and then increasing in intensity. I get to the point where I feel I've put in a decent amount of work and I ask her to get on top. She immediately says "no keep fucking me. " I asked her to turn around and she shook her head no. At this point, I was so annoyed and turned off. Keep in mind I already paid the HF and laid 1. 6 out for her. I bite my tongue, grab her waist, let my mind wander, and pound her until I finished in the bag. She cleaned me up then left the room while I dressed to grab me a water. When she returned she smiled and gave me a kiss and hug. I got out of there as soon as possible and would honestly have rather thrown my 2. 4 at cheetahs to some girl trying to make tuition. Maybe it was a lack of chemistry and she could tell I wasn't impressed with her body. Maybe it was because I'm not eager to DATY with any old provider LOL. Either way, I don't plan on returning.

[RChangDatyKing]

What's up San Diego?! I'm an out of town monger on a budget and I have to ask. Is there anything going on worth doing at these $30 spas? Please and thank you.

Where is this place you're going for the rate? And what's the tip donation?

Damn I miss those days.

Yes, I too would love to know where these $30 spas are. LOL.

Is this a 30 minutes chair/foot massage? The least I’ve seen for a body massage is $40/hhr.

[RChangDatyKing]

Some etiquette questions if you guys can help out.

1) If you're new to a place / first time with the girl, do you bring up preferences when they're doing HJ for instance? Slower / faster or should you let them do their thing? I was finished off nicely the other day but it was so quick, LOL, felt like she was trying to rush it.

2) How do you negotiate for BBBJ? I read a lot of people get it but do you say, "BBBJ"? Or point to the mouth with "no cover"?

3) do they typically initiate small talk? Should I try to make small talk if they don't?

Yes, definitely initiate small talk to develop rapport with the ladies and make them feel comfortable with you. This will make for a better session. If she's comfortable she'll take requests well. Yes, some girls will jackhammer you so you'll finish faster and get you out the door. Do your research and go to well established spas with quality providers and they'll want to please you so you'll return, and there should be no jackhammering- we hope.

Go to FS spas and you won't have to worry about negotiating or making gestures. Let her know you want FS. If just BBBJ then just let her know that. Bring at least $160 for tips and you should be good for the BBBJ and or FS. $140- $160 might be okay for some providers for a 30 minutes session. I would have at least $200 for FS on me for tips just in case (1 hr session). Usually $180 is okay depending on the providers. You don't want to be short.

[Matar090]

Also how do you signal for FS?

[Matar090]

Some etiquette questions if you guys can help out.

1) If you're new to a place / first time with the girl, do you bring up preferences when they're doing HJ for instance? Slower / faster or should you let them do their thing? I was finished off nicely the other day but it was so quick, LOL, felt like she was trying to rush it.

2) How do you negotiate for BBBJ? I read a lot of people get it but do you say, "BBBJ"? Or point to the mouth with "no cover"?

3) do they typically initiate small talk? Should I try to make small talk if they don't?

[DrPornDawger]

Definitely strange. Yeah I thought about that too, but why would a shill all of a sudden write a negative post. Usually when I see something negative written about a reputable spa it's because the girls refused a service and the guy is pissed. There are also mixed reviews from reputable members on here that worries me about this spot.

Yes, a white / Caucasian provider at an Asian spa is unheard of so it'll be nice to see.

Looking forward to your report, bro!

There may be time when a person doesn't get treated properly and it's always a one sided story. We never and will never know what the other side of the coin has to say. But we get a lot of defenses (some may say white knighting) on that specific provider. I just wish there is more feedback when a monger has a bad day. Sometimes there's reviews out there that the certain act didn't allow them to finish properly or equipment isn't working properly and it's not the providers fault. I may have to be the devil's advocate here. Sometimes the provider isn't in right mood at the time and things just don't happen. I do praise the provider that take the time and even being a trooper about it to make their client's really happy.

Heck there was a time I really enjoy eating her out and she convulsed and it made her happy that it made cum way too quick and she wanted to finish me off and it wasn't cooperating because I just blew. She kept wanting to please me though. And that is someone I will always go back to provided I have the extra funds or I haven't got the chance or nerve to try someone new.

[WillyWoodBlock]

I was near Leisure Spa today and decided to give it try. I had read on here that the massages are decent, and I personally value getting a good massage over guaranteed extras. To be honest I actually enjoy the excitement of not knowing what might await.

Anyway, I had a woman who called herself Nana and the massage was fantastic. She is a MILF. Exactly what I think of when I think of an Asian MILF. She was quiet but warm and made sure I was enjoying the massage. There was some light teasing throughout the massage and neither of us could ignore my massive erection on the flip. She used a heavenly technique with her hand and left me feeling great. She was rubbing my back on my way out and gave me a hug. I thoroughly enjoyed the experience and on top of that I felt like it was a bargain. I will be back soon.

[DrPornDawger]

What's up San Diego?! I'm an out of town monger on a budget and I have to ask. Is there anything going on worth doing at these $30 spas? Please and thank you.

Where is this place you're going for the rate? And what's the tip donation?

Damn I miss those days.

[ILuvBigBoobies]

I just went to 7 Spa, seems they are getting more and more awesome talent. I went last night and met Lucy, while I was there I saw another two beautiful women. It's a little bit of a drive but way worth it. Lucy is really pretty with some really nice tata's, maybe C cups and felt natural. Provides almost everything on the menu. Young, friendly and had a sense of humor really had a great time. Apparently she is leaving in a couple of days and very worth the drive.