Massage Parlor Reports

[Wwalker]

Has anyone been to and spa? I went in after a haircut and holy. A perfect 10/10 Asian. Super fit. The outfit. Super tight. Perfect skin and hair. She immediately told me they were a legit spa? Anyway. She was all weird when I was getting undressed. Saying she was legit over and over again. She looks like the boss there and when I looked it up online they do have a lot of real women reviews so I'm assuming it is legit? Anyway the massage was absolutely the best I've ever had. I actually felt better without the FS believe it or not but that won't stop me from saying FS would have made me extremely happy. PM is welcome. At least 4-5 other mongers went in when I was there so I'm sure one of you out there know who I'm talking about / can chime in. Thanks again.

I could use a legit massage with a nice view. Sounds like a place I would like to try. Where can I find? Not seeing And Spa on any lookups. Any help here is appreciated. Thanks.

[Noble509]

Has anyone been to and spa? I went in after a haircut and holy. A perfect 10/10 Asian. Super fit. The outfit. Super tight. Perfect skin and hair. She immediately told me they were a legit spa? Anyway. She was all weird when I was getting undressed. Saying she was legit over and over again. She looks like the boss there and when I looked it up online they do have a lot of real women reviews so I'm assuming it is legit? Anyway the massage was absolutely the best I've ever had. I actually felt better without the FS believe it or not but that won't stop me from saying FS would have made me extremely happy. PM is welcome. At least 4-5 other mongers went in when I was there so I'm sure one of you out there know who I'm talking about / can chime in. Thanks again.

[Bdd1984]

Went to sweets yesterday probably had the most boring experience I've ever had there. I can't remember the girls name but short skirt and pussy lips hanging out her panties. Your typical house fee and did 140 for tip BBJ and CFS. BBBJ was nothing more than flick her tongue up and down my shaft I had to manually shove it in her mouth. Didn't want FIV and quite honestly was a dead fuck. I made sure to take the whole hour fucking just to punish her. Overall got the job done blew in the bag doggy but def the worst experience I've had there.

[Jjbee62]

Instead of TOFTT, I took one with the team.

Actually, I went to the place on Purdue road, the one near 5 guys, rather than the one near McAllister's. I think the 5 guys would have been better.

2 girls working. 1 was young, with a pretty face, but quite chubby. I got the older one, all around about average. I will say the massage was pretty good and I got the full hour (price $70). The paper sheet was replaced with a new one after I was finished. However, the towel, which was like thin diaper material, with a large wet spot from yours truly was folded up and placed back at the foot of the table.

There was no tease, although she didn't move away from my touching. No playfulness either, until the flip, when she saw I was ready for something more. Then negotiations began. When she asked how much I was willing to spend, I said $100, my standard response to see how far the menu goes. She responded by pointing at her mouth. When I agreed, she wanted double my offer. After a few minutes she agreed on $150.

Now I know you're wondering what fool would pay that much for a BJ from a late 40's or older average woman. That would be me. When you're finished laughing, here's my reason. If I just settle for the standard finish I don't learn anything. Instead I spend the money and get proof that it's not worth it. That way, everyone else can save their money.

It wasn't even BBBJ, she went out and returned with a cover. It turned out to be her lucky day. Normally, I have problems finishing that way. Not today. Although she had some skill, it was just one of those things. I was done before she had time to complain I was taking too long. She did allow full UTC access, although for complete access, you might need a machete. It was a jungle down there.

Overall, I don't recommend.

[Jeast72]

Decided to take a chance and try out Sunrise on 96th. Nice place and pretty busy when I was there. Heard a couple come in while I was on the table waiting. Massage was really good. I said hard and she massaged the shit out of me. I was a little gun shy because of the professionalism of the place. Not any real teasing so I didn't push for anything. Was hoping she would offer HE but never did. Still got an excellent massage. Do legit providers usually expose you during the massage? I wasn't sure if this was a signal or not. May have to try again and see if I get anywhere.

Try again. Maybe ask for medium pressure, they might not like to have to work so hard. LOL. Anyway, just make sure they know what you want. They might be a little extra cautious at times. They also have a lot of legit customers.

[BoilerWelder]

In town for work and decided to try out Luna. All reports are accurate. Saw Amy and left happy.

[HasselFree]

Any word on this location from BG? I live near and want to know if they're legit.

Stop in, take the HH for 40 and tip money. If you want to leave a paper trail they'll take your credit card. As far as legit, depends on what your definition of legit is. Been there and everything that transpired was legit with me.

[MarkDenneny]

Ok that makes more sense..

But if I'm not mistaken the one with no fun also has an Amy that runs a place.

There is a third Holistic on or near 86th ST: Abalone Holistic. Looks extremely legit.

[BlueJay10]

Decided to take a chance and try out Sunrise on 96th. Nice place and pretty busy when I was there. Heard a couple come in while I was on the table waiting. Massage was really good. I said hard and she massaged the shit out of me. I was a little gun shy because of the professionalism of the place. Not any real teasing so I didn't push for anything. Was hoping she would offer HE but never did. Still got an excellent massage. Do legit providers usually expose you during the massage? I wasn't sure if this was a signal or not. May have to try again and see if I get anywhere.

[ChrisRock]

I'm absolutely sure. There are 2 Holistics. You're right about bash. I'm talking about the other one.

Like the saying goes learn something new every day😂.

[Bigred2006]

Ok that makes more sense..

But if I'm not mistaken the one with no fun also has an Amy that runs a place.

Brandee and her husband own the "no fun" place. But Amy is a fine little MT who gives a good massage in tight clothes. Still nothing available that I'm aware of and I was nude on her table and ready to be woman-handled...

[Inc007]

Legit; Think, Batchelor Party Experience.

[ChrisRock]

There are two holistics. I think one is American girls and the other is Asian girls. I'll let you guess which one is the legit one 😉.

Ok that makes more sense..

But if I'm not mistaken the one with no fun also has an Amy that runs a place.

[RedFox2120]

Are you sure you were at holistic? Over the years this place has been nothing but a huge tease attractive ladies but not so much as a tug.

There are two holistics. I think one is American girls and the other is Asian girls. I'll let you guess which one is the legit one 😉.

[Long Ball]

Are you sure you were at holistic? Over the years this place has been nothing but a huge tease attractive ladies but not so much as a tug.

I'm absolutely sure. There are 2 Holistics. You're right about bash. I'm talking about the other one.