Massage Parlor Reports

[Moejoo]

Is anybody interested in setting up a tag team / train on one of the Asian hotel girls in Naperville or Schaumburg, etc? Or any escort in general?.

There was a member here who sure sounded like he was going to set one up. Maybe is is a secret underground thing but maybe trying a search using Gang Bang of the entire Chicago forum and ask him about it. He had a number of posts about it.

[Cubs773]

Is anybody interested in setting up a tag team / train on one of the Asian hotel girls in Naperville or Schaumburg, etc? Or any escort in general?.

[Jay117]

Can anyone give me an idea of the rate for Melissa at CLM? For the full experience. I'd hate to go in and find out that it'll run me over 500, because I feel like I can do pretty well elsewhere for 500. Thanks.

[Jay117]

I am trying to find a massage parlor to visit for my first time in Chicago, but all these reports use abbreviations that I don't understand. Can someone post what they stand for or provide recommendations on where to go?

Perhaps if you're serious, post the abbreviation you're having trouble with.

As for recommendations, that's literally the entire forum. Maybe some of the places you can't figure out, but with a little searching here and googling, I'll bet you can figure out enough of them to choose a good candidate.

[Jay117]

Which place has the best looking older ladies with nice fake tits? Also what place gives a good L1 and a rim job? Thanks.

I think you just described Kelly at SXL.

[Illini333]

Which place has the best looking older ladies with nice fake tits? Also what place gives a good L1 and a rim job? Thanks.

[GeneralObvious]

Does anyone have good intel on who to see, or what extras are available? I passed by Grand, and saw a tall blond who looked pretty hot. You can DM, if you prefer. Happy to trade some good intel if you need it.

[Mayo Teru]

To answer most of your questions in one shot instead of individual PM's. Yes this is the place on 30th in Bridgeport and there was 3 gals there as of last week. The one I had was Yoko. Blondish highlights and shaved carpet below. No pics from her. She did not allow it. But younger than the other two and awesome menu. Toys are appreciated. My mind will not forget that show!

Funny that you say you're "answering most of the questions in one shot" but. What did she look like, what kind of body, how old is she, how much did it cost? Actually aside from her name and the location it seems like you didn't really answer any questions LOL.

[Jinurso]

Nice review. CLM has definitely fallen into a pattern lately. I might have to start looking elsewhere.

Liked the pictures they put up so decided to take a shot with her.

Quick review. Young Colombian, extremely attractive, but expensive, covered, and limited menu. Here for this week only, then will return for a month (didn't mention when).

Walked in and was greeted by a beautiful 5'3 woman. Blonde hair, pale skin. She's somewhere in her mid 20's, leaning towards the younger side. Beautiful face, great lips (might be fillers), slim frame with a nice sized ass and small A cup boobs. Aside from the lips she seems to be all natural. Overall I'd say that the pictures are very accurate. She has some small tattoos that aren't pictured but nothing huge or flashy.

Went in for the 30 minutes. Given that she was new, I came in with a little extra (450 total) because I ultimately wanted some type of FS. I laid out the 160 and asked if she did full service. She said yes and that it's $300. I tried to bring the price down, but she wouldn't budge. I ended up shelling out the full price after getting burned at BHC twice in a row. Laid down and got an okay massage for 10 minutes. On the flip she took out a condom. Before she opened it I asked if she does BBBJ or if I can DATY when she's done. She said no to both, and that no amount of money will make her change that. So we go on with the CBJ, lots of eye contact, it was pretty damn good. She gets on top, I don't even bother asking about BBFS and we finish up. The FS was fun. She seemed natural. No excessive acting but she also wasn't a dead fish. Definitely not as into it as girls like Jessica or Melissa.

If you like the CLM experience and want an insanely hot young Latina, maybe consider Luciana. Ultimately $450 was absurd for incall CFS and I have some remorse spending that much. But damn she is easily (in my opinion) one of the prettiest girls I've seen there. It also sounds like she's following the pattern you see with girls like Zara and Lilly. Young with a limited and / or expensive menu. If price isn't an issue I'd say go for it before she's gone. Maybe you can get her price down or get something bare.

She mentioned that she's from NY which matches up with the conversations you guys have been having about NY talent coming to Chicago. Hopefully once more of them come here prices come down. I imagine having people like me that just fork it over after a little back and forth makes it easy for providers to charge more.

Going to try my luck with Zara sooner or later. Might get lucky like the previous poster for $2.

[Phaedrus2004]

Its okay, nothing spectacular. I recommend calling ahead as they need to fill the tub ahead of time. I believe it is at the Western / Grand Location.

As for booking, they ask for name, race, employer.

I've tried the Jacuzzi experience once. Do you need to be a water sign to really enjoy it?

[Peaceender]

I am trying to find a massage parlor to visit for my first time in Chicago, but all these reports use abbreviations that I don't understand. Can someone post what they stand for or provide recommendations on where to go?

[NovaBrain]

Liked the pictures they put up so decided to take a shot with her.

Quick review. Young Colombian, extremely attractive, but expensive, covered, and limited menu. Here for this week only, then will return for a month (didn't mention when).

Walked in and was greeted by a beautiful 5'3 woman. Blonde hair, pale skin. She's somewhere in her mid 20's, leaning towards the younger side. Beautiful face, great lips (might be fillers), slim frame with a nice sized ass and small A cup boobs. Aside from the lips she seems to be all natural. Overall I'd say that the pictures are very accurate. She has some small tattoos that aren't pictured but nothing huge or flashy.

Went in for the 30 minutes. Given that she was new, I came in with a little extra (450 total) because I ultimately wanted some type of FS. I laid out the 160 and asked if she did full service. She said yes and that it's $300. I tried to bring the price down, but she wouldn't budge. I ended up shelling out the full price after getting burned at BHC twice in a row. Laid down and got an okay massage for 10 minutes. On the flip she took out a condom. Before she opened it I asked if she does BBBJ or if I can DATY when she's done. She said no to both, and that no amount of money will make her change that. So we go on with the CBJ, lots of eye contact, it was pretty damn good. She gets on top, I don't even bother asking about BBFS and we finish up. The FS was fun. She seemed natural. No excessive acting but she also wasn't a dead fish. Definitely not as into it as girls like Jessica or Melissa.

If you like the CLM experience and want an insanely hot young Latina, maybe consider Luciana. Ultimately $450 was absurd for incall CFS and I have some remorse spending that much. But damn she is easily (in my opinion) one of the prettiest girls I've seen there. It also sounds like she's following the pattern you see with girls like Zara and Lilly. Young with a limited and / or expensive menu. If price isn't an issue I'd say go for it before she's gone. Maybe you can get her price down or get something bare.

She mentioned that she's from NY which matches up with the conversations you guys have been having about NY talent coming to Chicago. Hopefully once more of them come here prices come down. I imagine having people like me that just fork it over after a little back and forth makes it easy for providers to charge more.

Going to try my luck with Zara sooner or later. Might get lucky like the previous poster for $2.

[IAmTheManyo]

Jacuzzi takes forever to fill up and the hot water tap should be hotter but temp is ok. Is is sometimes out. It is best to make sure it is working before you book and then 10 minutes before you arrive ask that the girl gets the water running.

Which location has the Jacuzzi? Tia.

[Bozo39]

I have never been but have some questions.

How is the Jacuzzi experience? I heard it is only at one location.

What is the booking procedures? I not for giving my I'd to them or any personal information. Is that what they require?

PM me if you don't want to post it. Thanks.

Its okay, nothing spectacular. I recommend calling ahead as they need to fill the tub ahead of time. I believe it is at the Western / Grand Location.

As for booking, they ask for name, race, employer.

[Moejoo]

I have never been but have some questions.

How is the Jacuzzi experience? I heard it is only at one location.

What is the booking procedures? I not for giving my I'd to them or any personal information. Is that what they require?

PM me if you don't want to post it. Thanks.

Jacuzzi takes forever to fill up and the hot water tap should be hotter but temp is ok. Is is sometimes out. It is best to make sure it is working before you book and then 10 minutes before you arrive ask that the girl gets the water running.