Massage Parlor Reports

[Eddinger]

This place is fantastic right now and the best in the area. 80+180 gets a nice shower clean and HJ, sauna, and wonderful session in room with super hot women. Had Apple (7/10 in looks) and Ela (9/10) in the past few weeks. Both good bodies. Ela is a dream though. Super skinny. Amazing waist, perfect fake tits.

[JamesTChicago]

Long time lurker, 1st time posting. So I had to work near the airport so I visited Harmony Spa last week. Place was busy during lunch time and I drew a tall Korean gal who was very pretty and young. Her massage was so-so but relaxing. Everything seemed to go well until I turned over and started discussing menu options. She was demanding $180 for L3 and I tried to stick to my $140. I ended up paying $160 but she had a pissy attitude and I regret that I didn't walk out. Instead I went thru all the motions of CBJ, CG, and finished Missionary with a dead fish. The haggling of negotiation totally ruined the mood for both of us, and I don't think I will ever go back to this place. To make matters worse, now I have some kind of rash in my groin area, WTF!

Was in the parking lot due to all the recent good reviews, when I saw the very end of this post and took my ass home. Thanks and hope it cleared up! I have to say that I debated it for a bit though!

[Jv Money]

Went yesterday for the first time, and got Ginger slender, beautiful rack, sweet V not much ass but anyways I was going to go to town no matter what. Seems like they're all named Ginger nowadays. 80 door fee for the hour then extras were starting at 160 I said I only had 140 so she agreed started with the back teasing the boys and my ass, then started sucking from behind while stroking. On the flip 69, cowgirl, doggy while holding her arms back even stuck my Thumb up in that flat ass. Overall not bad I'd definitely repeat. Mamasan said 2 new girls coming tomorrow which is today and she has 4 girls total. She wasn't bad herself like the usual ones. Be safe everyone.

[ElChinito]

Long time lurker, 1st time posting. So I had to work near the airport so I visited Harmony Spa last week. Place was busy during lunch time and I drew a tall Korean gal who was very pretty and young. Her massage was so-so but relaxing. Everything seemed to go well until I turned over and started discussing menu options. She was demanding $180 for L3 and I tried to stick to my $140. I ended up paying $160 but she had a pissy attitude and I regret that I didn't walk out. Instead I went thru all the motions of CBJ, CG, and finished Missionary with a dead fish. The haggling of negotiation totally ruined the mood for both of us, and I don't think I will ever go back to this place. To make matters worse, now I have some kind of rash in my groin area, WTF!

[Squat]

Like you said, after that I was hooked. Thanks for indulging me and letting me take the trip down memory lane

Happy G talk about memory lane remember Chinatown?

Good to see you around.

[HappyGardener]

Yes, that is the spot of the former VIP and yes that was my very first massage place I went to, after seeing an ad, in the sun times LOL. Then I found United. I've been hooked ever since to thos hobby.

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The first time I went there was after work one night. I stopped at a drive thru ATM to get cash, and was so worked up and nervous, I left my ATM card in the machine. Didn't discover that until the next morning, but luckily no one was able to use it.

Anyway, I ripped my little coupon / ad out of the Sun-Times for a $45 massage (table shower included!) and drove out there. I got there a little after 8 and rang the bell. Mamasan lets me and tells me they are busy and would I like to wait? I'm like Sure, I'm already here. Remember this is like the first AMP in Chicago, and I wasn't able to drive down to another one. So she takes me to the back room where there are some LazyBoy massage recliners. Sets me up in one of those, starts the massager going, and tells me she will be back when one of the girls is free.

Now I've had a long week, been up early, and pretty soon, I'm relaxing and dozing off. Suddenly I'm awakened by the startled voice of one of the girls. There's a lot of excited chatter back and forth in Chinese or Korean. MMS comes running in, and she and Girl are both standing over me talking. MMS is apologizing to me because she forgot about me. It had been 20-25 minutes and none of the girls knew I was there.

They take me in to the VIP room. Sliding Shoji doors to enter. Futon on the floor. Soft music playing. Low lights. Nicely decorated with Asian influences. Back when they cared about that kind of thing. They tell me they will give me special room and special massage to make up for it.

My first table shower, MMS and girl drying me off, all making sure I'm ok. Really nice massage on the floor with cat bath on the boys and butt, and then on the flip a CBJ. I maybe lasted 30 seconds. It was all so new to me.

My second trip there was even better. Table shower by one of the prettiest Asian women I had ever seen. She takes me to the room and is drying me me off, she drops to her knees and blows on my dick as she is drying with the towel. Looks at me with big eyes. I was so done for. Whatever she wanted was hers LOL. Sad thing is she was only there for a couple of weeks. She and mamas didn't get along.

Like you said, after that I was hooked. Thanks for indulging me and letting me take the trip down memory lane

[CakeLover13]

Yes, that is the spot of the former VIP and yes that was my very first massage place I went to, after seeing an ad, in the sun times LOL. Then I found United. I've been hooked ever since to thos hobby.

Is Harmony where VIP was a million years ago? VIP was where I had my first Asian spa experience in the Chicago area when I clipped the coupon out of the sports section of the Sun-Times and went there. Had several memorable experiences there.

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[ChgSpaMan]

Is Harmony where VIP was a million years ago? VIP was where I had my first Asian spa experience in the Chicago area when I clipped the coupon out of the sports section of the Sun-Times and went there. Had several memorable experiences there.

Yeah that was quite a set up they had there. Jacuzzi avail. Had one of the most beautiful girls I had ever seen there. That was back in my HJ only days.

[HappyGardener]

Is Harmony where VIP was a million years ago? VIP was where I had my first Asian spa experience in the Chicago area when I clipped the coupon out of the sports section of the Sun-Times and went there. Had several memorable experiences there.

[TheloMounaki]

This might be a Longshot, but has anyone here know the whereabouts of Happy from United?

[ErvsBlues]

Went here last week. Drew aura. Decent face, but out of this world body. 10/10. Perfect fake tits, super slim, thigh gap. Amazing shoulders and arms. She was very nice too. 80 $/45 min house, 160 $ to aura. Very fun.

Seems like Harmony is going strong lately. I was there last week and drew Cherry. Great little Korean spinner. Didn't even bother with the massage.

Mamasan said they had 4 girls working, and were so busy that she had to give me the table shower. Not sure if I believe that, but had a great time.

[Eddinger]

Went here last week. Drew aura. Decent face, but out of this world body. 10/10. Perfect fake tits, super slim, thigh gap. Amazing shoulders and arms. She was very nice too. 80 $/45 min house, 160 $ to aura. Very fun.

[FnlvnGuy]

Is it still 45 min instead of 60 on their official price list?

Yes, it is 45 minutes and they demand at least $60 for tip, starting from $80 for L1.

[Walker333]

Answered my own question by tofft. L1 available, decent massage, older providers, clean location. May repeat when in the area.

Is it still 45 min instead of 60 on their official price list?

[SideTalker]

Hi all,

Last time I was at Pink was pre pandemic where it was granny central and self service.

Any recent experiences?

Thank you!

Answered my own question by tofft. L1 available, decent massage, older providers, clean location. May repeat when in the area.