Massage Parlor Reports

[LaChevre]

Well, my fellow travelers, much as I hate to stir up controversy, I've had an experience that I'll share. And I know I'll get flamed for my actions. White knighting, running up prices, ruining it for the rest of us, why can't we get a good BJ for nickel like great-grandad used to get. I understand.

But you see, my back was sore and my balls were full, and I had to save a situation. So here's what happened.

I paid the place in Danvers that doesn't like to be discussed publicly (someone might call B. S. On this.) a visit in the late afternoon. Was greeted at the door by mamasan, aka Tina, whose age is somewhere between 45 and 70. When she was 18, I'm sure she was a knockout.

On seeing her, and her stepping in as my provider, my heart sank. But I was there, and I figured, maybe she has magic hands, and sensual wisdom gathered over the past half century. So, I signed up for:30 at. 4. The usual.

She led me to a room, which I'd rate a solid 3 out of 10, as far as spa ambience goes. Which is about average, at this price point. But on the way, we pass in another room this gorgeous Chinese princess, looking at her phone. "Hi honey!" she calls to me brightly, flashing a radiant smile. I briefly had the delusion that the hideous crone (that's not nice) was simply leading me to the room where the beautiful princess would soon take over. But no, that was not to be.

So, she starts, and alas, the crone's hands turned out not to be magical. They were gnarled and sharp and gross, as if her day job was digging ditches, or perhaps shucking clams.

Dude I think you made out the best you could have in that situation, good job.

[ZootJs]

Well, my fellow travelers, much as I hate to stir up controversy, I've had an experience that I'll share. And I know I'll get flamed for my actions. White knighting, running up prices, ruining it for the rest of us, why can't we get a good BJ for nickel like great-grandad used to get. I understand.

But you see, my back was sore and my balls were full, and I had to save a situation. So here's what happened.

I paid the place in Danvers that doesn't like to be discussed publicly (someone might call B. S. On this.) a visit in the late afternoon. Was greeted at the door by mamasan, aka Tina, whose age is somewhere between 45 and 70. When she was 18, I'm sure she was a knockout.

On seeing her, and her stepping in as my provider, my heart sank. But I was there, and I figured, maybe she has magic hands, and sensual wisdom gathered over the past half century. So, I signed up for:30 at. 4. The usual.

She led me to a room, which I'd rate a solid 3 out of 10, as far as spa ambience goes. Which is about average, at this price point. But on the way, we pass in another room this gorgeous Chinese princess, looking at her phone. "Hi honey!" she calls to me brightly, flashing a radiant smile. I briefly had the delusion that the hideous crone (that's not nice) was simply leading me to the room where the beautiful princess would soon take over. But no, that was not to be.

So, she starts, and alas, the crone's hands turned out not to be magical. They were gnarled and sharp and gross, as if her day job was digging ditches, or perhaps shucking clams. Any skills at her current endeavor I think were learned hastily on YouTube. Worse, she kept sniffling: not something I'd be keen on even in non-Covid times. So, I could not relax, and it was not pleasurable, and when the thought of her touching my schlong reared its ugly head, I couldn't go on. So, I said to her, "This feels nice, but I am curious about your colleague, and what her style is like. " This was about twenty minutes in. So, we do some pantomiming and gesturing and using Google Translate, and lo and behold, at an agreed extra. 4, the beautiful princess joins us! Woo-hoo!

At first, they start doing a four-hand thing, but I soon clarified that just the princess would do, thank you, and mamsan was excused. There was an uneasy moment. The crone asked if I planned to tip the princess. I said yes, but we would discuss it later. She asked if I would tip her. And I said yes, I will give you. 2. Which will make many of you tremble with rage. But I wanted this misadventure to turn out well, my friends, and the old crone did nothing wrong per se except lead a difficult life. It was worth it to me to pay. 2 to make the crone go away not terribly angry due to loss of face.

So, the princess begins giving me an okay treatment. Her hands were tiny and soft and delicious, like a kitten's paws. (The furry part, not the scratchy pads.) I told her to do it harder, and she did. She had a lovely touch, though still only YouTube-watcher level massage skills, but it was fine, and I've certainly had many that were worse, and dear Fifi was really very lovely. Lots of attention to the butt crack and her long hair grazed my balls. Then there was the flip, and she stroked my little friend and said, "Forty?" And I said yes. Then, by God, she drops her skirt and her panties and hoists her shirt and bra up above her boobs, and gives me a lovely Russian smothering.

It got a little weird. She was happy to have my hands on her ass, but said that her nipples were too ticklish and she didn't like when I touched them. They were gorgeous, though, and I frankly would have paid a bigger tip to see them. Her manual dexterity skills were essentially average, but she was so damn beautiful, I consider the whole misadventure something of a success in the end, and they were kind and warm to me on my way out. The princess insisted on putting my socks on for me, which was actually a rather nice gesture that I haven't been offered before.

To summarize, it was 40/20 for Tina the Troll, and 40/40 for the Fifi the beautiful princess. $140 in total, with everyone seemingly happy, except likely, the peanut gallery here. Not bad, all things considered (by which I mean Fifi's boobs). If our language skills were better, I assume it would have resulted in FS. Not sure if I'd repeat; if so, I'd reserve Fifi via phone in advance.

[Andir]

Nothing as in zero happiness, no HE? And this location is nearer to School St. ?

Have not participated, but would like to if there was at least SOMETHING (FS not required)..

No HE for me. Literally nothing. But what puzzles me — she is super busy. She is cute and a good masseuse but still unclear to me why she has appointments non-stop. Perhaps her old clientele is getting more. Zoe used to work at Spring St place and she knows Cathy. But claims she didn't know what Cathy does.

[Andir]

Anyone checked out the place called Lime Massage Therapy in Lexington?

Is this just Muzzy (Crystal) moved to a new location? I have been seeing ads but no reviews.

I will TOFTT if nobody has intel..

It's literally a 2-min walk from Muzzey. The place is in a very busy medical building on Clarke. Stopped by twice — no one came to the door both times. There is a lot of medical personnel traffic in the building — the parlor would be gone in no time if they are new Muzzey.

[CamperVan10]

Speaking of Watertown, was any of you, good people, able to get anything from Zoe at 40X Mt. Aub? I didn't. She is super cute in my humble opinion.

Nothing as in zero happiness, no HE? And this location is nearer to School St. ?

Have not participated, but would like to if there was at least SOMETHING (FS not required).

-CV.

[Jimmy Pratt]

Anyone checked out the place called Lime Massage Therapy in Lexington?

Is this just Muzzy (Crystal) moved to a new location? I have been seeing ads but no reviews.

I will TOFTT if nobody has intel.

JP.

[LaChevre]

Hi, new to the area and am wondering if there are any FS AMPs in the Quincy / Weymouth area.

The Spa Asian massage in Attleboro, Massachusetts.

[Momo2]

Hi, new to the area and am wondering if there are any FS AMPs in the Quincy / Weymouth area.

You will need to hit AAMPs.

[StreetsOfSF]

Hey there,

I'm traveling through and was wondering if there are any fairly reliable recommendations Downtown / Chinatown the community might be able to turn me on to? I know about the places outside of town but I am in Copley Square area and without a car so looking something I can walk to. Seeking HE or FS, preferably with younger choice if possible. Thanks in advance. And I'll report back if I partake.

[Momo2]

Where is this place?

Across from Olympic Plaza.

[Plesux]

Hi, new to the area and am wondering if there are any FS AMPs in the Quincy / Weymouth area.

[Plesux]

Are there any FS AMPs in Quincy / Weymouth?

[OhMyaChingBack]

Was driving by and noticed a house saying massage. Anyone familiar with it? Is it legit? Worth trying?

Where is this place?

[ScottBoxster]

I was going to be close to Taunton yesterday and I saw an ad for Jasmine Spa on Broadway in Taunton that said they opened at 9 AM. I texted back and forth with someone and made an appointment for yesterday morning at 9:30. Went in and was greeted by a cute little girl with a great big smile. There was another girl working there as well who was cute but looked a bigger than the first girl. No problem choosing the smaller girl and she took me to a room. $60 for the hour. Let me tell you that this girl had a great attitude. First time in years that there was no asking for or about a tip. She is open minded and will understand what you are looking for. I think both girls have the same approach. She asked me NOT to put her name on the internet and I'm going to follow her request. I left very happy and I'll return.

My experience was a complete waste of a 35 minute drive. Lame massage, lame HE, lame everything. Apathetic attitude. My hopes were up, given you enter a foyer, she let me in, and locked bottom and deadbolt. One girl there only.

Tried to get some play in, touching above and below. Both rejected. I am not a bad looking guy and super nice. I won't' get that 3 hours back between driving and terrible experience. She was attractive, with a nice body, spoke zero English. I was expecting much more. I won't put her name on the internet because I have happily forgotten it already.

[RazGrizace00]

With Ling away does anyone know or recommend any provider / parlor that gives a good massage and HE? Thanks!