Massage Parlor Reports

**Phaedrus2004** · 04-14-22 10:44

Originally Posted by Bozo39 [View Original Post]

Its okay, nothing spectacular. I recommend calling ahead as they need to fill the tub ahead of time. I believe it is at the Western / Grand Location.

As for booking, they ask for name, race, employer.

I've tried the Jacuzzi experience once. Do you need to be a water sign to really enjoy it?

**Peaceender** · 04-14-22 07:48

I am trying to find a massage parlor to visit for my first time in Chicago, but all these reports use abbreviations that I don't understand. Can someone post what they stand for or provide recommendations on where to go?

**NovaBrain** · 04-13-22 20:34

Liked the pictures they put up so decided to take a shot with her.

Quick review. Young Colombian, extremely attractive, but expensive, covered, and limited menu. Here for this week only, then will return for a month (didn't mention when).

Walked in and was greeted by a beautiful 5'3 woman. Blonde hair, pale skin. She's somewhere in her mid 20's, leaning towards the younger side. Beautiful face, great lips (might be fillers), slim frame with a nice sized ass and small A cup boobs. Aside from the lips she seems to be all natural. Overall I'd say that the pictures are very accurate. She has some small tattoos that aren't pictured but nothing huge or flashy.

Went in for the 30 minutes. Given that she was new, I came in with a little extra (450 total) because I ultimately wanted some type of FS. I laid out the 160 and asked if she did full service. She said yes and that it's $300. I tried to bring the price down, but she wouldn't budge. I ended up shelling out the full price after getting burned at BHC twice in a row. Laid down and got an okay massage for 10 minutes. On the flip she took out a condom. Before she opened it I asked if she does BBBJ or if I can DATY when she's done. She said no to both, and that no amount of money will make her change that. So we go on with the CBJ, lots of eye contact, it was pretty damn good. She gets on top, I don't even bother asking about BBFS and we finish up. The FS was fun. She seemed natural. No excessive acting but she also wasn't a dead fish. Definitely not as into it as girls like Jessica or Melissa.

If you like the CLM experience and want an insanely hot young Latina, maybe consider Luciana. Ultimately $450 was absurd for incall CFS and I have some remorse spending that much. But damn she is easily (in my opinion) one of the prettiest girls I've seen there. It also sounds like she's following the pattern you see with girls like Zara and Lilly. Young with a limited and / or expensive menu. If price isn't an issue I'd say go for it before she's gone. Maybe you can get her price down or get something bare.

She mentioned that she's from NY which matches up with the conversations you guys have been having about NY talent coming to Chicago. Hopefully once more of them come here prices come down. I imagine having people like me that just fork it over after a little back and forth makes it easy for providers to charge more.

Going to try my luck with Zara sooner or later. Might get lucky like the previous poster for $2.

**IAmTheManyo** · 04-13-22 16:38

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

Jacuzzi takes forever to fill up and the hot water tap should be hotter but temp is ok. Is is sometimes out. It is best to make sure it is working before you book and then 10 minutes before you arrive ask that the girl gets the water running.

Which location has the Jacuzzi? Tia.

**Bozo39** · 04-13-22 14:47

Originally Posted by Illini333 [View Original Post]

I have never been but have some questions.

How is the Jacuzzi experience? I heard it is only at one location.

What is the booking procedures? I not for giving my I'd to them or any personal information. Is that what they require?

PM me if you don't want to post it. Thanks.

Its okay, nothing spectacular. I recommend calling ahead as they need to fill the tub ahead of time. I believe it is at the Western / Grand Location.

As for booking, they ask for name, race, employer.

**Moejoo** · 04-13-22 12:44

Originally Posted by Illini333 [View Original Post]

I have never been but have some questions.

How is the Jacuzzi experience? I heard it is only at one location.

What is the booking procedures? I not for giving my I'd to them or any personal information. Is that what they require?

PM me if you don't want to post it. Thanks.

Jacuzzi takes forever to fill up and the hot water tap should be hotter but temp is ok. Is is sometimes out. It is best to make sure it is working before you book and then 10 minutes before you arrive ask that the girl gets the water running.

**JWankxxx** · 04-13-22 11:31

Originally Posted by Illini333 [View Original Post]

I have never been but have some questions.

How is the Jacuzzi experience? I heard it is only at one location.

What is the booking procedures? I not for giving my I'd to them or any personal information. Is that what they require?

PM me if you don't want to post it. Thanks.

Yes one location at western & grand has the Jacuzzi option, it is lots of fun as well as Nuru which they offer at all the locations. Screening the first time will be asked or they will not allow you to visit. Hope that helps.

**Illini333** · 04-13-22 09:32

I have never been but have some questions.

How is the Jacuzzi experience? I heard it is only at one location.

What is the booking procedures? I not for giving my I'd to them or any personal information. Is that what they require?

PM me if you don't want to post it. Thanks.

**DragonPlayer72** · 04-12-22 16:52

To answer most of your questions in one shot instead of individual PM's. Yes this is the place on 30th in Bridgeport and there was 3 gals there as of last week. The one I had was Yoko. Blondish highlights and shaved carpet below. No pics from her. She did not allow it. But younger than the other two and awesome menu. Toys are appreciated. My mind will not forget that show!

**Fit312** · 04-12-22 14:49

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

You're right though. I liked Eva for a variety of reasons and I will go back when she is there. That means she's been out a month or so and that's concerning.

Fat girl claimed that she quit due to a bad back, but who knows?

**SomeGuySnoopin** · 04-12-22 12:56

Originally Posted by Bruh6969 [View Original Post]

I went today and I think might have had the same woman as you. Her name was Lona and she had such a nice body. Highly recommend.

You mind sharing more detail about Lona? How was the massage and damage? She was working the desk one time I went in filling in for the usual bombshell.

**Jinurso** · 04-12-22 12:07

Originally Posted by BigJoe4567 [View Original Post]

I stopped in to see Vanessa for 30 min. She is a bit older, bronze skinned MILF style. Body is nice, although looked better in her lingerie. We spent very little time on the massage, eventually she asked "how are you feeling" and offer CBJ (1.) and CFS (2.). I said I had 1. 6 (true) and she said CFS was good for that because she liked me.

She blew briefly then rode until finished. Emotive, but not driving the action like Bella.

She mentioned she visits Chi but is primarily NY. Hope this helps.

Eh. Sounds like everybody else at CLM. Half the girls there fit that category. Was hoping for something a little different this time.

**Jinurso** · 04-12-22 12:05

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

Unless massage market has been hit with severe inflation 420 is a hell of a lot of money for an incall massage with a CFS ending.

And Nicol (Nicole) in particular takes a lot less than that. She will ask for $300, but I've never given her more than $100, and that's for a very extensive menu. She's not nearly hot enough to warrant more than that.

**Jinurso** · 04-12-22 09:43

Originally Posted by DLover64 [View Original Post]

I can confirm that pic of her / Mia pulling her shirt up to show off her bolt ons are real pics and she's my ATF at the moment. Are you sure you're thinking of Mia and not Mila?

I get what he's saying. From the picture you expect this perky little pixie, but Mia is kind of like a real-life version of Tank Girl. Kinda alt with the partially shaved head. It's not that it's not her real picture, she's just a little rougher in real life.

But! She has one of the best menus at CLM.

I am still a regular there because the place is so convenient to me but I would love to try some of the other spots people review since increasingly the girls at CLM are either hot with a limited menu or not hot or not young with an open menu. I wouldn't mind having both some time (Audrey would meet the criteria but her menu is always random for the day. Sometimes full on GFE, sometimes BBBJ only, sometimes L1).

**Jinurso** · 04-12-22 09:34

Originally Posted by Barbarossa [View Original Post]

Salma is from Costa Rica. Salma gives a GFE experience. The kind of GFE you have when you are in 10th grade when you want to get your dick wet more than anything and you only get a HJ and tit sucking. She is a sweetheart though.

LOL that sounds about right. Total sweetheart, but your chances of getting anything beyond a so-so handjob are almost zero. I'm amazed she still works there.