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04-22-22 15:43 #3644Senior Member

Posts: 51Back to Manchester
After my last massage parlor disaster I needed guarantees. I headed to Spruce st in Manchester. Taylor was waiting, told her FS as the first time, gave her the cash and she accepted. I needed sex, I was ready to burst. Shoes off, walked me to the room. Told her no massage, I had condoms. Took my clothes off waited for her return. She came in saw how hard I was, she undressed and away we went. Started blowing me used too much teeth, like razors blades, teeth need to be filed. Put rubber on got her in missionary, tight pussy got my cock in and fucked her like a crazy man, was horny, I didn't last long, finished in the bag. She ran to corner rubbed sanitizer on her pussy. Glad I didn't lick her pussy. Came back to the table licked and sucked my cock til hard again. Cover on, Pressed her against the table and fucked her from behind. Got her back in mish started fucking her long and hard, man, I pulverized her pussy. Came in the bag, felt good. Told her I be back, didn't say no.
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04-20-22 05:28 #3643Senior Member

Posts: 155Exactly! There's no law against getting a massage. Awhile ago, a spa in eastern Connecticut that I am very familiar with had gotten the attention of the police due to a customer complaint. One day the cops started stopping guys driving away from the spa. At least one guy choked and admitted to receiving sexual services. That was all it took for the hammer to come down on the spa. I assume that the police told the choker that he would not be charged with anything if he spilled the beans.
Originally Posted by HotDiggity
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04-19-22 21:48 #3642Senior Member

Posts: 559Asian Spa Po Po Traffic Stop
I had an experience regarding being stopped by law-enforcement after leaving an Asian massage spa late one evening and am sharing it here. It was awhile ago but the circumstances are relevant and could apply to anyone being stopped. No reason to disclose place as it could be any spa anywhere.
Originally Posted by TheBoobHound
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But how I handled it as it unfolded could be helpful to others in similar situations. To give it context it was near closing time. I was likely the last customer, it was a weekend night and I was driving in a new red sports car (a rental. Not bragging) but perhaps a little too conspicuous for the Po Po not to engage me. I spotted the car parked across the street in an empty strip mall across from the spa I just walked out of. When I pulled out of the parking lot they followed. Got pulled over (unmarked Ford Taurus with wig-wag lights) a plain-clothes detective comes to my drivers side while another stands to the rear of my vehicle.
A little intimidating, yes, but I just kept my cool as I was very relaxed from my session LOL. Cop asks for license & registration which I had ready, then asks me "Where am I coming from?" Well obviously he knew where I was coming from so my instant reply was "the massage spa right across from where you pulled out of". Letting him know I saw him pull out after me. He then asks "What'd you do there?" like we are pals shooting the shi t.
I hesitated but then my reply was "I received a very nice & relaxing massage" He replies "Oh yeah? . anything else?" My answer "It was very therapeutic as I have lower back pain and nerve damage" (all BS) "I recommend you check it out. Ask for the hard massage you'll sleep like a baby”. I thought he would crap himself. He was literally speechless. It was funny. He didn't know what to say. Then I said "And you know what? Afterwards they gave me a bottle of water which is a nice touch" which I show him as I took a sip.
Think about it. He wasn't there. He doesn't have any knowledge of what transpired. He's just reaching and hoping I get scared and spill my guts.
He then goes back to the cruiser with the other cop guess he runs my plates / license to see if I got anything I had nothing he came back handed me my stuff and says "Have a good night". And walks away. Its over and I drive away. You're only guilty if you act guilty or tell them anything to implicate yourself. There is no law against getting a massage. That's what you went there for. Thats what you got. Nothing else. They can't charge you with anything cause they got nothing. Keep it simple stupid!
I know a lawyer will say don't say anything which has validity as well but your not a criminal for getting a massage and it's a business open in whatever city providing therapy to customers who are in need of relief. As long as your cool and not a nervous Nellie fidgeting around like a psycho you have no reason to fear the police.
Hope someone gets insight from my story if something similar happens to them.
Peace.
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04-19-22 10:04 #3641Regular Member

Posts: 6Thanks
Appreciate it. I'm new here but not to the MPs. I know the Hartford side well. However haven't been to Royal in a minute. I'll give that another visit I think.
Originally Posted by Woody50
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04-17-22 23:04 #3640Senior Member

Posts: 159If you want to eat go to Royal in east Hartford.
Originally Posted by MeliKey123
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04-17-22 21:49 #3639Senior Member

Posts: 1237There's a Danbury board that might have info.
Originally Posted by Rasmfrasm
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04-17-22 13:20 #3638Senior Member

Posts: 126I'd love to enjoy it but it would help if I knew WHERE I could enjoy it.
Originally Posted by ChadZ1212
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04-16-22 20:31 #3637Regular Member

Posts: 6Brookfield
Anyone know anything about a spot in Brookfield? Know it was going before CoVid. Just got back in town wasn't sure if still up.
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04-14-22 16:26 #3636Banned Member

Posts: 1318I can assure you it's not. Details are in the description. Alerting all members that the pussy is tasty, I had multiple helpings, couldn't stop. Funny thing, she came so much, she was asking me to stop. So I did stand up 69 to control the situation. Put cock in her mouth, she stopped talking, simple. Go enjoy.
Originally Posted by SkrapeGloat
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04-13-22 19:41 #3635Banned Member

Posts: 1318Not sure about blue eyed
IDK Blue Eyed.
When fucking, I wanted her to have a nice experience, so I lifted her head up so she could watch my cock fuck her. Because I didn't want to become a young father, I pulled out she grabbed my cock to stroke me off, cum shot in her eye (Bullseye), and caused temporary blindness. That's the One Eyed Parrot.
Back in the day, I fucked many ladies on campus, I drank lots of pineapple juice to sweeten my cum, That's how I was known, Sweet Cum Chad. I think that's why her eye didn't have burning sensation, unfortunately I don't have medical evidence of my claim. I don't recommend OEP, dangerous. Good fucking everyone.
Originally Posted by BbcLeroy
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04-12-22 22:39 #3634Senior Member

Posts: 51What's one eye parrot? Same as Blue Eyed?
Originally Posted by ChadZ1212
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04-12-22 13:18 #3633Banned Member

Posts: 1318Email
Whoever gave my email out, stop. That email is for specific members. Let me be clear regarding answers to your questions.
1, I don't CIM, it's not my thing, I don't do that. I let them blow me that's it.
2, I fuck, I fuck bare, CIP only. I want the ladies to enjoy fucking and be satisfied naturally. No need for cover. Covers are antiquated. They actually think it's funny to have CUM drip from their pussy. They run into the bathroom, take another bath, get ready for round 2, 3, 4, etc.
3, If the parlor is non advertised, UTR, non FS, FS parlor, then I lick pussy after freshly washed. I Don't lick used pussy.
4, I don't Pull out, it's high risk. Back in school I was fucking one of the cheer leaders and I pulled out and gave her One Eyed Parrot. Very dangerous, won't do it again.
5, I don't always go to parlors, but when I do, I fuck. Stay horny members, stay horny.
Now, let's get out and enjoy.
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04-12-22 12:24 #3632Senior Member

Posts: 50Is this some sort of riddle?
Originally Posted by ChadZ1212
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04-11-22 12:12 #3631Banned Member

Posts: 1318AMP Hunt Time
We had a funny April fools joke. So it's my turn.
Here we go USASex guide goers.
Spring has sprung and the change has come.
AMPs are on the Rise oh what a Surprise.
I have Loyalty so I'm treated like Royalty.
All Twinkie's are delicious as I was ambitious.
Members now know:
Never fear Chad ZZZZ is here.
You ain't seen much until you seen the Chadz touch.
Shhhiiittt I can't lose with what I use.
No PM's just enjoy.
Special thanks to our musical guest:
Louis Prima Beautiful Keely Smith singing Chad is Just a Gigolo.
Sponsored by English leather when you want to smell like Sherlock Holmes.
Hai Karate when you need self defense from Asians Gang Banging you.
BTW: All Twinkie's were sampled by me exclusively. 🤗Absolutely fresh and tasty.
CZ / P.
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04-08-22 14:53 #3630Senior Member

Posts: 85I have had no luck on the phone to schedule an appointment in the past 6 months. They do however ask if you have an appointment when you walk in.
Originally Posted by OffTheGrid860
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