EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[EdCarbone]

This is the official Pity Post for the Euro thread to inform any Euros reading that the lack of postings here and drop in clientele and profits are indicative of overly priced GPS with poor service and lackluster massages by aging therapists. Might want to up your game and drop your prices before this thread turns into a "Remember when. ?" historical archive. Just some friendly advice. .

[TJGeek]

How much can I expect to spend at Chicagoland bodyrubs for upgrades?

One annoying thing about CLM is the lack of consistent pricing and not all staff provide full upgrades. So depending on the staff, how much time you want, and what level of upgrade, expect 100 to 300 on top of the entry fee. Others may have a different experience so read the reports.

[GotCraving]

How much can I expect to spend at Chicagoland bodyrubs for upgrades?

[Phaedrus2004]

Were HE's ever offered here? I thought it was just a legit massage. Been to the 2 in DG further west with mixed results, never that good. 1 of them may be closed now. Damn, I'd love to find an outcall BBBJWCIM girl in the Downers Grove area for weekly draining. Anyone know of any?

That is certainly a yes from a friend who used to visit there often. However, it has been a while since HE was offered and it wasn't the case with each of the gals there.

This is the case where the ones who offer are not looking for any advertisement. So they want to make sure you won't kiss and tell.

[EdCarbone]

Ed use tineye. 14 results. Fake pic used in ad. A girl like that doesn't work in our hobby.

Thanks for that!

[Chorizo1]

Didn't find anything searching this one. Intel anyone?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs.../21134452.html

I actually did call her, she didn't pick up. She did call me back and Left me a voicemail, I called her back. But that's as far as I got with her.

[TheWimp]

Didn't find anything searching this one. Intel anyone?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs.../21134452.html

Ed use tineye. 14 results. Fake pic used in ad. A girl like that doesn't work in our hobby.

[EdCarbone]

Didn't find anything searching this one. Intel anyone?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs.../21134452.html

[ZzTopSterZz]

ZZ I never been to CT. Ill send you a link. You exceeded PM quota.

Mailbox cleared. Thanks.

[TheWimp]

Same Lana who works with Nara at Creative Therapy on Shermer? Nobody talks about that place anymore because staff are older and not particularly inspiring in massage, appearance or service. Let me know if there's new info, but my personal experience is that all of the basement offices fall into the same lackluster category.

ZZ I never been to CT. Ill send you a link. You exceeded PM quota.

[TheWimp]

Lana who works out of Northbrook location. The wimp, any chance she is a L1 finish I'm newer to this thread haven't seen anything on her.

PM me and I can provide details.

[ChgoGuySouth]

After a 2 year hiatus from 1290, I figured I'd do a round in the basement. All were lackluster and half who did L1 had terrible jackhammer technique.

[TheWimp]

Profile no longer available. Can anyone confirm this is Lana from CT?

Ill send you a link via PM. This lana may have been the one who posted here.

[PeteMusk]

Same Lana who works with Nara at Creative Therapy on Shermer? Nobody talks about that place anymore because staff are older and not particularly inspiring in massage, appearance or service. Let me know if there's new info, but my personal experience is that all of the basement offices fall into the same lackluster category.

It is the same but I think not ct but as Dr Manhattan said the Keith Richards looking lady, or European magic touch is what she advertises as. Same building. Like any bad nfl teams they do trade players so maybe she does occasionally do business under the Ct umbrella.

[Hardwood1060]

Lana who works out of Northbrook location.

Profile no longer available. Can anyone confirm this is Lana from CT?