Massage Parlor Reports

[Eddinger]

Called and made appt with Jiji at lotus spa. Was in the mood to try a new place. On Diversey. Nice shop wait at door. She answers. She's got a gorgeous face, decent thick body. Got nude for 30 min session and she's fun. Good rub, great HJ ending. 110 total.

[Eddinger]

Yes, it was her.

That you saw at Comfort in February, called herself Linda?

[Hrodebert]

That you saw at Comfort in February, called herself Linda?

Was in the area and passing by so I stopped in again. Someone walked in as I was parking, but when I went in there were two women there, one gross one kind of slutty hot on the phone. I said I wanted her but she said to take the other one. I said no thanks and started to walk, she said she's busy and come back after 5 p. I didn't want to and said no thanks, just wanted a quick one from her. She looked annoyed but said "you done need massage" I said nope and she said, ok and took me back. Sat on table and let her jerk me off for 20 minutes until I came in her hands. Tipped 60. Left.

[Jinurso]

Does the website at this link provide full service?

No. When I was there it was L1 only. If FS is what you're after, then that goes back to Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.

[Member #7009]

I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.

In the end, expensive girls will see less traffic than cheaper ones, it is all in their willingness to fill up their pockets. Or not.

I start at 80/100 for qv depending on the girl. 120-150 hhr if she's really worth it. Or I am really horny!

Market to the rescue!

[DrPepper2976]

Not sure if CLM meets the criteria of an MP or if you see it more as an incall, but there are at least four Americans who work there. And probably another four eastern euros.

If Giselle is still here, she's American: https://bodyrubstudio.wixsite.com/bodywork/untitled.

Does the website at this link provide full service?

[Ziroxd91]

After being Mr. Grumpy Pants in my last review / response I thought it only appropriate I share some newer findings (to show I'm not a complete ass) and just in time for the weekend. SERVICES AND PRICING WILL BE UP TO YOU TO FIND OUT.


Health Care Spa, for all your healthy needs (Lwood on what is Pulaski in the city): First time I visited this place, a few months back, I only did a drive by to check out the talent. Was not impressed so I didn't stay. Recent reports on RM stated new talent so one day I decided to do another drive by since I happened to be close. MMS answered and I was like, nope, more BS. But just before I walked out "to get cash" MMS said more girls available, called to one of them and another MT in a pink, form fitting dress popped out. Nice cleavage and kinda cute. I'm definitely a boob guy and my hormone levels immediately spiked. I really did have to get cash but told her I'd be right back and I wanted an appointment with pink dress, she agreed. Long story short, had a session with Mimi. Mid-30's, athletic build (not skinny and by no means fat, at all), nice naturals close to Ds and cute enough. No leggings and only a thong under that pink dress. She too is a recent NYC transplant. Very playful. I did give her a heads up because Lwood is no Chicago and she probably has no clue as to the different parts of the city and burbs. There was a third MT who I did not see but Mimi is definitely worth a return visit.



Again, up to you guys to figure out the fine details and I will only respond to those senior mongers who I've DMd with in the past. Good luck, stay safe and report back!!

May I know more about this girl? Does she provide L3 or only L1.

[GeneralObvious]

What is the market rate for a good looking young girl who gives it all? On this site I have seen guys admit to paying anything from $100. To $1000. Using your logic if he pays too low he is cheating the girl and keeping her from you. If he pays too much, he will be bashed for ruining it for everyone. Who determines the numbers, what is worth it and what is not? I'm not going to judge anyone either way. And try to remember that the girls will always try to get whatever they can. If they can't, they will negotiate. So it's rather silly to tell guys they are being cheap on the girls. The girls can refuse. So can the guys.

Obviously, a 50 year old provider is not going to command the big bucks. Younger, better looking providers, with skills get and keep the big money. I know a few mid 40's providers that are killing it.

[FrankFSpank]

Been in the game for about 5 years now. Exclusively AMPs. Sometimes I read some of the more seasoned vets talking about American women in MPs back in the old days. Are there any MPs around our area with American women who service at the same level as, say a K-spa? I am getting bored of AMPs, Latina places are surprisingly few and far between, and AA MPs do not exist as far as I experienced.

As diverse as our area is, the Asians do have the market cornered. I am surprised other groups haven't jumped into this game.

I basically have the same question. I'm visiting from Florida that has MP with American attendants that provide FS and fetish requests for 3 (on average including tip. Are there any similar shops out here? I will be staying on Michigan avenue but 30/40 min drive is ok. Any suggestions appreciated.

[Eddinger]

Was in the area and passing by so I stopped in again. Someone walked in as I was parking, but when I went in there were two women there, one gross one kind of slutty hot on the phone. I said I wanted her but she said to take the other one. I said no thanks and started to walk, she said she's busy and come back after 5 p. I didn't want to and said no thanks, just wanted a quick one from her. She looked annoyed but said "you done need massage" I said nope and she said, ok and took me back. Sat on table and let her jerk me off for 20 minutes until I came in her hands. Tipped 60. Left.

[Jinurso]

Been in the game for about 5 years now. Exclusively AMPs. Sometimes I read some of the more seasoned vets talking about American women in MPs back in the old days. Are there any MPs around our area with American women who service at the same level as, say a K-spa? I am getting bored of AMPs, Latina places are surprisingly few and far between, and AA MPs do not exist as far as I experienced.

As diverse as our area is, the Asians do have the market cornered. I am surprised other groups haven't jumped into this game.

Not sure if CLM meets the criteria of an MP or if you see it more as an incall, but there are at least four Americans who work there. And probably another four eastern euros.

If Giselle is still here, she's American: https://bodyrubstudio.wixsite.com/bodywork/untitled.

[SzForLife]

Been in the game for about 5 years now. Exclusively AMPs. Sometimes I read some of the more seasoned vets talking about American women in MPs back in the old days. Are there any MPs around our area with American women who service at the same level as, say a K-spa? I am getting bored of AMPs, Latina places are surprisingly few and far between, and AA MPs do not exist as far as I experienced.

As diverse as our area is, the Asians do have the market cornered. I am surprised other groups haven't jumped into this game.

[RedPontiacX]

What is the market rate for a good looking young girl who gives it all? On this site I have seen guys admit to paying anything from $100. To $1000. Using your logic if he pays too low he is cheating the girl and keeping her from you. If he pays too much, he will be bashed for ruining it for everyone. Who determines the numbers, what is worth it and what is not? I'm not going to judge anyone either way. And try to remember that the girls will always try to get whatever they can. If they can't, they will negotiate. So it's rather silly to tell guys they are being cheap on the girls. The girls can refuse. So can the guys.

Capitalism is why they come here. The market sets and corrects itself usually by quality of the product, supply, and demand. It's been like that for hundreds of years and always worked well for the providers and the mongers.

[Ump1969]

I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.

What is the market rate for a good looking young girl who gives it all? On this site I have seen guys admit to paying anything from $100. To $1000. Using your logic if he pays too low he is cheating the girl and keeping her from you. If he pays too much, he will be bashed for ruining it for everyone. Who determines the numbers, what is worth it and what is not? I'm not going to judge anyone either way. And try to remember that the girls will always try to get whatever they can. If they can't, they will negotiate. So it's rather silly to tell guys they are being cheap on the girls. The girls can refuse. So can the guys.

[SpaGuy21]

Who gives the best deep tissue massage in town? How about a massage with lots of stretching? Prefer with benefits but will take without if the provider is amazing.

Check out one of the Thai spas around town and get the Thai stretching. Usually therapeutic and good, near deep tissue pressure. However, they are legit. Two come to mind, one on Chicago Ave and the other on Lincoln Ave. Again, these are legit joints.

Search "Thai massage" in google maps, near West and Northwest side of the city, for more details.