Massage Parlor Reports

[RedPontiacX]

What is the market rate for a good looking young girl who gives it all? On this site I have seen guys admit to paying anything from $100. To $1000. Using your logic if he pays too low he is cheating the girl and keeping her from you. If he pays too much, he will be bashed for ruining it for everyone. Who determines the numbers, what is worth it and what is not? I'm not going to judge anyone either way. And try to remember that the girls will always try to get whatever they can. If they can't, they will negotiate. So it's rather silly to tell guys they are being cheap on the girls. The girls can refuse. So can the guys.

Capitalism is why they come here. The market sets and corrects itself usually by quality of the product, supply, and demand. It's been like that for hundreds of years and always worked well for the providers and the mongers.

[Ump1969]

I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.

What is the market rate for a good looking young girl who gives it all? On this site I have seen guys admit to paying anything from $100. To $1000. Using your logic if he pays too low he is cheating the girl and keeping her from you. If he pays too much, he will be bashed for ruining it for everyone. Who determines the numbers, what is worth it and what is not? I'm not going to judge anyone either way. And try to remember that the girls will always try to get whatever they can. If they can't, they will negotiate. So it's rather silly to tell guys they are being cheap on the girls. The girls can refuse. So can the guys.

[SpaGuy21]

Who gives the best deep tissue massage in town? How about a massage with lots of stretching? Prefer with benefits but will take without if the provider is amazing.

Check out one of the Thai spas around town and get the Thai stretching. Usually therapeutic and good, near deep tissue pressure. However, they are legit. Two come to mind, one on Chicago Ave and the other on Lincoln Ave. Again, these are legit joints.

Search "Thai massage" in google maps, near West and Northwest side of the city, for more details.

[Gene2]

Thinking about driving to the city for a Latina, but I live pretty far and don't want to waste my time. Any recommendations or stories?

There's been some good reviews of both places. I'm partial to Zara at CLM who is young, gorgeous, and very conversational. Menu includes CBJ and CFS for up charges. Typically doesn't allow DATY or dfk.

Bella is also a great younger provider there. Other older latinas there typically have a more open menu but lack the tighter bodies of the 20-25 year old providers. $160 half hour. $220 hour.

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/services

Latina princess has some good looking Colombian girls. $60 half hour with $150 (YMMV) upcharge to CFS. Bring your own cover.

https://princesslatinaspa.com/

Hope that helps.

[Fit312]

I am looking for a good AA provider in the city or burbs. Mind sharing your list here? Happy to share some good EMPs that are on my speed dial. Thanks.

There was an Afro Brazilian girl at Ozone, very open menu.

[FullyMooned]

I am looking for a good AA provider in the city or burbs. Mind sharing your list here? Happy to share some good EMPs that are on my speed dial. Thanks.

[FullyMooned]

Who gives the best deep tissue massage in town? How about a massage with lots of stretching? Prefer with benefits but will take without if the provider is amazing.

[Member #6328]

Thinking about driving to the city for a Latina, but I live pretty far and don't want to waste my time. Any recommendations or stories?

[EyeEatAss]

I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.

Long story short: I wound up dating an AMP I met outside of her "office". Most of the guys were dumpy looking according to her. She rarely FS'd them unless the price was right! I'm going to assume that most of your adversaries fit that mold! She pretty much jacked them off and occasionally blew them covered with the occasional SS on her chest. She's in her late twenties with a face that matches her bangin' body. She did have "some" decent looking dudes but, they all donated her haughty price! Your analogy is pretty much spot on!

[Jinurso]

Also, you're not an asshole. You just grossly overestimate your level of influence. There's not a vagina in this city that doesn't know its worth.

Bingo. After he gives her this speech, she nods and says "you're right! Thank you so much. From now on I'm going to charge (you and only you) twice as much!

Meanwhile the rest of us go on paying exactly what we've always been.

[SpaGuy21]

I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.

Being older, mature I get offered lots of outside time where no payment is expected nor asked for.

Based on the fact you've "seen guys" over the years, you assume 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly and overly hairy? Sounds like you need to up your dating game, but this isn't the forum for that and I certainly can't help you there. Listening in through the walls at spas of other mongers being serviced? Kinky, but again, not the correct forum. Being older and mature you get offered lot's of outside time at no charge? One of your descriptions for what you imply to be a negative for a young MT is an old monger, I'm confused.

Your last couple posts seem like trolling or possibly even some form of retribution against this forum. But your profile is new and only has a handful of posts, curious!? Unless, of course, you recently changed profiles after having "the forum" turn on you? Kind of like what happened to the guy posting porn pics in the non-pro section which he claimed to be of himself. Unless of course. Wait a second?!

[HappyGardener]

I am looking for a provider that's fit, like in very good shape, gives a good deep tissue mAssage and a L1. Is that too much to ask?

Yes it is.

[Biliator]

A high quality restaurant knows to charge more than a low quality restaurant. Pizza Hut will always be cheaper than Vito and Nicks. A great looking provider tries to maximize revenue via more customers at lower rates, but working too hard. Thus, adding $20-50, is logical. Most mongers aren't going to walk out over a few bucks. If they do, it means they don't understand economics. Also, as much as I like helping you guys out with good intel, I'm in this hobby to help myself to a great time. Being older, mature I get offered lots of outside time where no payment is expected nor asked for.

Seeing a provider outside the spa. Golly, wish I'd thought of that.

[GeneralObvious]

I don't understand why Mr Help Myself is on here. Why even be on this forum. And your analogies are ridiculous. Maybe move on to another forum if your not contributing anything except insults. Who's Man's is this LOL. Someone come get him. Everyone else have a great day.

You need to read the whole statement, and respond to it. All you did was cherry pick one phrase. Happy to help anyone who asks, but bring something to the table.

[BabyBoy2013]

A high quality restaurant knows to charge more than a low quality restaurant. Pizza Hut will always be cheaper than Vito and Nicks. A great looking provider tries to maximize revenue via more customers at lower rates, but working too hard. Thus, adding $20-50, is logical. Most mongers aren't going to walk out over a few bucks. If they do, it means they don't understand economics. Also, as much as I like helping you guys out with good intel, I'm in this hobby to help myself to a great time. Being older, mature I get offered lots of outside time where no payment is expected nor asked for.

I don't understand why Mr Help Myself is on here. Why even be on this forum. And your analogies are ridiculous. Maybe move on to another forum if your not contributing anything except insults. Who's Man's is this LOL. Someone come get him. Everyone else have a great day.