Massage Parlor Reports

[Benson008]

Keep fighting the good fight.

How much effort is required for a HJ?? I would rather do it myself.

[Tungsten99]

I tried their sister store (Asian Angels) on Mill plain but it was busy too.

I got a fantastic hour massage at Asian Angels a while ago. Tiny older woman in a traditional Chinese dress. No hints of extras. The massage was so good that I tipped. 3.

Are extras even possible there?

[PriceIsRight39]

Such a bummer. The providers are awful pretty much everywhere these days. Probably because of all the young bucks that don't know any better overtipping for shitty experiences.

That's how the beta males roll. Sad really. I tell providers now to drop the crap! I still get stung for time occasionally.

I live out in WA/ID border and the hobby is AWEFUL OUT HERE! Yuck City. Ok ok ok one or tow will work in a pinch but your standards must be lowered out here. I went to one amp and was not impressed.

Alphas Unite!

[PriceIsRight39]

Sometimes I accidentally click San Diego (because its next to Portland on the front page) and just read it while I'm there. And yea, this is PDX. Almost all the hot young ones stay in CA. But if you're a visitor from CA (unless you're in BFNowhere), I'd just save my money until you go back.

Some 99 West side recon.

Lucky. Average looking 30's gal gave a great massage, lots of pressure. Skipped extras, but would go back for massage.

Lavendar. 50's chubby gal. Skipped.

Foot. Average 40's gal, decent massage, skipped extras.

PDX is low talent, don't come to east WA! Yikes!

[Dexxzy]

Saw the younger of the 2. "Cute" is stretching it. But I'm also used to CA aamp standards and maybe this is pdx level cute. She attempted to upsell based on being younger. Engaging, ok massage. Gnd, small drooping As. $+house CBJ saran. Asked $4+house without saran.

Sometimes I accidentally click San Diego (because its next to Portland on the front page) and just read it while I'm there. And yea, this is PDX. Almost all the hot young ones stay in CA. But if you're a visitor from CA (unless you're in BFNowhere), I'd just save my money until you go back.

Some 99 West side recon.

Lucky. Average looking 30's gal gave a great massage, lots of pressure. Skipped extras, but would go back for massage.

Lavendar. 50's chubby gal. Skipped.

Foot. Average 40's gal, decent massage, skipped extras.

[WarpFactor69]

SkyLight on Barbur sounded interesting to me and I gave it a try. Because business are sharing a wall, they were even afraid of general conversation to be going on. The blue haired gal had an attractive face and did an alright massage with no teasing. When came to flip she covered me with a towel and then asked if I wanted and a hand gesture. I said yes and she replied how much and I said 40. I was told no at least 60. Replied I only pay 40 at other places and was told to go to the other places then. So overall not for me and I will go to those other places. If we all pay 60 it will only get worse.

Keep fighting the good fight.

[OneOne9]

I'm going to push back on this. Red Sun is terrible. No actual massage in a freezing room. Just finger grazing with shitty attempted upsell followed by dry jackhammer.

Stay away y'all.

I agree and disagree. I've seen two ladies there. One I posted as a little above average massage the other was as you described above.

[FunGuy6]

SkyLight on Barbur sounded interesting to me and I gave it a try. Because business are sharing a wall, they were even afraid of general conversation to be going on. The blue haired gal had an attractive face and did an alright massage with no teasing. When came to flip she covered me with a towel and then asked if I wanted and a hand gesture. I said yes and she replied how much and I said 40. I was told no at least 60. Replied I only pay 40 at other places and was told to go to the other places then. So overall not for me and I will go to those other places. If we all pay 60 it will only get worse.

[OneOne9]

I enjoy a nice massage without any extras at times but it can be hard to find. Average size 40's woman wearing jeans and a plain top was friendly but I forgot her name. 40/30 and the facilities are spotless including the shower. She did a good job working on everything I asked for (back, shoulders, legs and feet) as I relaxed and enjoyed the massage. When the time came for the hot towel to clean off the oil she surprised me with hot stones. I have no idea if any extras are available and she seemed very happy with a $10 tip. I have tried to repeat but they are busy and prefer appointments. I tried their sister store (Asian Angels) on Mill plain but it was busy too.

[WarpFactor69]

Slow Saturday night, took a drive to Sunny on Mill Plain. Got Vicki or Wendy, forgot her name already. 100 lbs Skinny spinner, bangs, tights and a sundress with a cardigan, said she was 25 and I supposed she looked it. Smelled of stale cigarettes, but not too unpleasant. Reminded me of an old college gf.

Opted for the hr with no shower. Decent back rub with oil for 20 min or so. Hot towel and on the flip. She asked if I wanted a BJ, I said sure and she asked for tip upfront. Without asking about the amount, I handed her. 8 and laid back down. She wanted more and told me 1. 0 was standard for CBJ. I laughed and said no that's too much for that. Stand your ground, guys.

She then said well do you want FS? I said sure, and she quoted $$2. I laughed at her again and said no, Ill give you $1 for that. Back and forth she went down to 1. 6 and We settled at $1. 4. I never bring more than $$2 on my person anyways.

She took the $1. 4 and went straight to HJ, CBJ, 69, CG, Doggy, Mish, DATY all with rain coat, which I don't mind. On completion I pulled out and got some on her sun dress, she acted annoyed but not really and wanted more tip for that. I and chuckled and brushed it off, told her I have no more and maybe next time. She said next time $$2. I laughed again and told her I can get same thing else where for $1. Let them know the going price, guys. Don't get gouged, and don't ruin it for the rest of us.

Was worth it for total of $$2, but not more. I would repeat, but would like to see other offerings there.

Agree with your line of thinking and the practice of only bringing 200 with you. Upsell and high prices suck, if necessary I will say just massage no extras. Then I happily GO FUCK SOMEONE ELSE.

[ProperGMan]

That chubby chick gives the second best massage in Vancouver. Red Sun is the only spot with a better massage.

I'm going to push back on this. Red Sun is terrible. No actual massage in a freezing room. Just finger grazing with shitty attempted upsell followed by dry jackhammer.

Stay away y'all.

[OneOne9]

Slow Saturday night, took a drive to Sunny on Mill Plain. Got Vicki or Wendy, 100 lbs Skinny spinner, bangs, tights and a sundress with a cardigan, said she was 25 and I supposed she looked it.

Opted for the hr with no shower. She then said well do you want FS? I said sure, and she quoted $$2. I laughed at her again and said no, Ill give you $1 for that. Back and forth she went down to 1. 6 and We settled at $1. 4. I never bring more than $$2 on my person anyways.

She took the $1. 4 and went straight to HJ, CBJ, 69, CG, Doggy, Mish, DATY all with rain coat, which I don't mind. On completion I pulled out and got some on her sun dress, she acted annoyed but not really and wanted more tip for that. I and chuckled and brushed it off, told her I have no more and maybe next time. She said next time $$2..

I haven't seen her but since you sound like you were not convinced she was 25 I would guess she is closer to 35. They all lie about their age.

Was it an extra charge for a table shower? Service sounds good too bad she is skinny, not my cup of tea.

With rates going up I am now either just massage or FS including BJ. Like yourself I max out at 2 for everything or room fee +10 or 20 for a massage. I have no problem walking if they want more.

[HkdigWeed]

There is one cute girl there one average, but the place is getting swamped. No full service.

Saw the younger of the 2. "Cute" is stretching it. But I'm also used to CA aamp standards and maybe this is pdx level cute. She attempted to upsell based on being younger. Engaging, ok massage. Gnd, small drooping As. $+house CBJ saran. Asked $4+house without saran.

[DosedAgn]

I did recon there a few weeks ago and saw only some very old ladies. I think Yoyo might be the owner. Anyway, much better options out there.

That chubby chick gives the second best massage in Vancouver. Red Sun is the only spot with a better massage.

[Pdx503]

Slow Saturday night, took a drive to Sunny on Mill Plain. Got Vicki or Wendy, forgot her name already. 100 lbs Skinny spinner, bangs, tights and a sundress with a cardigan, said she was 25 and I supposed she looked it. Smelled of stale cigarettes, but not too unpleasant. Reminded me of an old college gf.

Opted for the hr with no shower. Decent back rub with oil for 20 min or so. Hot towel and on the flip. She asked if I wanted a BJ, I said sure and she asked for tip upfront. Without asking about the amount, I handed her. 8 and laid back down. She wanted more and told me 1. 0 was standard for CBJ. I laughed and said no that's too much for that. Stand your ground, guys.

She then said well do you want FS? I said sure, and she quoted $$2. I laughed at her again and said no, Ill give you $1 for that. Back and forth she went down to 1. 6 and We settled at $1. 4. I never bring more than $$2 on my person anyways.

She took the $1. 4 and went straight to HJ, CBJ, 69, CG, Doggy, Mish, DATY all with rain coat, which I don't mind. On completion I pulled out and got some on her sun dress, she acted annoyed but not really and wanted more tip for that. I and chuckled and brushed it off, told her I have no more and maybe next time. She said next time $$2. I laughed again and told her I can get same thing else where for $1. Let them know the going price, guys. Don't get gouged, and don't ruin it for the rest of us.

Was worth it for total of $$2, but not more. I would repeat, but would like to see other offerings there.