Massage Parlor Reports

**Unicef** · 04-09-22 14:53

Originally Posted by Tantra6969 [View Original Post]

What's the damages for Nuru? GFE FS? FIV?

TIA.

Not what I'd consider nuru. Great rub with a standard ending (felt real good tho). I didn't go for anything beyond that cause the damage was too high.

**CueBall826** · 04-09-22 12:24

Why you get reported? Was that nasty comment towards me? Dam you're sexy when you serious about picking up some good WG. I hear you pick up stripper type hoes while I prefer thin WG.

**BigLuber** · 04-09-22 11:24

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**EscortGuru** · 04-09-22 01:07

Went to the AMP across the street from Tamiami Airport next to the car dealership. Been there a few times, usually drop 1 rose total for 30 m w / a happy ending. Girls are usually attractive by AMP standards. I've inquired about more before and the numbers were always higher than I wanted to be at, but the chic I was with this time there was something about her. She had a very pale whitish skin, smooth and soft. Looked late 20's, short, and kinda pushy for tip, but I wanted her so I drop 2 roses on the table and she fitted me with a rain coat and spoke some crappy French and then got on top and started working my special muscle. A bit rushy so I told her face down and she agreed to roll up the raincoat by 2/3 rds. It came off inside quick, she was snug fit and it got intense despite her pushing for another rose to continue with no raincoat. I finished intensely deep inside her and she was understandably pissed so I left her another rose. Total damage 3 roses plus house fee.

I wouldn't do it again unless it was a 2 roses all in.

**SlackAction** · 04-07-22 15:36

I've heard Anna here is a solid provider of extras but I wanted to know if anyone has tried it before I TOFTT. Thanks for any info someone might have. I've been by a few times but she's always busy and I've had to come back.

**Tantra6969** · 04-07-22 07:55

Originally Posted by ChipJohnson001 [View Original Post]

Eva is amazing. I tried one of her girls who was great too, but she is by far top. Not cheap, but great experience.

https://www.sublimespamiami.com/team

What's the damages for Nuru? GFE FS? FIV?

TIA.

**Unicef** · 04-06-22 09:45

Curiosity got the best of me and checked this place out. I have got today that she's much better looking in person. She does give a quality rub and will focus on any areas you want with the desired intensity. From there it turns pretty sensual. She allows roaming while she explores you up and down. She offers some prostate exploration too which was nice and then a standard finish all the while taking her sweet time. Damage for her basic treatment was 2. 6.

I would have gone for more but the upsell was way more than I like to spend. I'll definitely try her again one day but she's more of a special treat kinda lady.

**BigLuber** · 04-06-22 05:11

Originally Posted by Jack76 [View Original Post]

I've been going there for a while. An older lady named Nancy owns the place. She gives a good massage but doesn't like extras. I'd bang her if that was my only option. She had a really cute girl there for a while, I think her name was Bella. Now there's another one named Sophia, whos young and decent looking but doesn't give a good massage and is all about the tip and getting you out quick.

The place across the street on 87th (NW corner) is a strange one. The girl there, Lucy? Is not great looking but she has a split personality or some sort of addiction because sometimes ill walk in and she wants to bang right away, GFE, the works. But most of the time she won't even take her mask off and acts as if I've never been there. Weird.

There's an AMP just a couple of blocks north of Sunset on the west side of 87 ave. 7. 0. 0. X.

In the strip mall, I went to the locksmith next door there and noticed it, but have never got back around there to check it out.

But it looks like it could be a good FS shack.

**Jack76** · 04-05-22 10:05

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

I've been to ZZ Massage, on Sunset and SW 8. 7. Ave.

I've been going there for a while. An older lady mamed Nancy owns the place. She gives a good massage but doesn't like extras. I'd bang her if that was my only option. She had a really cute girl there for a while, I think her name was Bella. Now theres another one named Sophia, whos young and decent looking but doesn't give a good massage and is all about the tip and getting you out quick.

The place across the street on 87th (NW corner) is a strange one. The girl there, Lucy? Is not great looking but she has a split personality or some sort of addixtion because sometimes ill walk in and she wants to bang right away, GFE, the works. But most of the time she won't even take her mask off and acts as if I've never been there. Weird.

**BigLuber** · 04-02-22 07:25

I've been to ZZ Massage, on Sunset and SW 8. 7. Ave.

I like that I can park discreetly in back, and the store front is by the breeze way so there aren't family with kids or teenagers hanging around put front like happens at some spas.

The worse ones are next to a busy super market or take out restaurant, and a monger has to pass all these witnesses to him entering an AMP.

**BigLuber** · 04-02-22 07:04

Originally Posted by TeamLeader [View Original Post]

I had a dream. So as I mentioned in my last post I work odd hours and wanted someone I can see during those times. Ended up getting Sophia on the phone at 6 am and said she would be there at 7 am (2 hours before they open) so I thought that was a good sign. When I got there she was this little petite Asian lady, looked to be early 30's, slim, with a 1 piece dress. Was friendly, first time here and I was the only customer in the store. Opted for the 30 minute massage for 50. About 10 minutes in she let's me roam inside her dress and things get started. So I had high hopes for this because until this moment everything was going great so far, then came the haggling. She wanted $$ for everything. I told her $ and if I enjoyed her performance I would tip. Reluctantly she took it, and then we started. She didn't take her dress off and blocked off her stomach area with it which really pissed me off because it was odd hours, no other customer was there and she still wanted to rush me and didn't get completely naked. Had some b or c cups that I got to play with as she sucked my cock. Most places do bbj but she did not, and only did that for about 1 minute before she wanted me to get on top. Daty was on the table so I enjoyed that for about another minute before she again rushed me. Got on top of her and she was tight (she was about 5 feet tall) and she let me go all the way in but once I tried to put her feet over my shoulders to REALLY go in she objected and changed to RCG. A couple minutes there going as fast as she could I end up popping early inside her, wanted it to last a bit longer but she was rushing the entire time and didn't get a chance to pull out of that insanely tight pussy. Overall would give it a 4, she was cute but rushed everything with the total damage being $. 5, honestly don't think it was worth it and wouldn't repeat for that price. Do what you will with this dream.

I'm all about being the Alfa in the room.

I try never to appear to be open to negotiations on the FS payment. If she's grumpy at the start I'll let her know that I'm not interested unless she can shut up and take direction.

And I never ask how much or let her make quotes on the amount to me, this is just asking to be over charged.

Because once she has the $$ or whatever she was aiming for, she's just going to try to get rid of you ASAP.

I tell her "boom-boom, $ plus tip" And that the tip comes at the end, and the amount of the tip is up to me.

(could be 20 or 50 or 60 or even another $, if she delivers a great time for me).

If she's cranky and trying to rush me, then I let her know there's no tip at the end.

This may go a little rocky on the first visit, but once the girl knows your legit and she only gets the extra money after she's taken care of you properly, then that's what is expected on the re-visit.

I have a couple of women that I see like once a month or so, they're always happy to see me, as I'm just there for the HH to get laid, and it's a quick $ and I'm done in 15 or 20 minutes. But I get BBBJ, BBFS and I drop a load on them where ever I want. If they want the repeat business then it's GFE every time.

It's just a habit I have. Stopping in for some stress relief from a cute lady that isn't really into doing an hour of hard work massaging me, but would rather do FS to get herself an easy Benji with much less sweat.

I like good service, not talk of good service to come just to be short changed, but real personal attention.

When I need a real deep tissue massage I'm turning to the older or less attractive women that know they aren't going to get the $ tip for the hour unless they bust their ass and work me out good.

Because I'll let her know that stopping the massage 40 minutes in just to end me with a HJ to save time isn't going work for me as I'm there for a full hour of intense massage.

Then there's a fresh Benjamin, at the end.

Otherwise, no tip, I'm leaving. And I have walked out on several non-compliant women leaving them pissed because they didn't want to get with my program. I'm paying them to do what I like, not what they feel like doing.

**TeamLeader** · 04-01-22 21:36

I had a dream. So as I mentioned in my last post I work odd hours and wanted someone I can see during those times. Ended up getting Sophia on the phone at 6 am and said she would be there at 7 am (2 hours before they open) so I thought that was a good sign. When I got there she was this little petite Asian lady, looked to be early 30's, slim, with a 1 piece dress. Was friendly, first time here and I was the only customer in the store. Opted for the 30 minute massage for 50. About 10 minutes in she let's me roam inside her dress and things get started. So I had high hopes for this because until this moment everything was going great so far, then came the haggling. She wanted $$ for everything. I told her $ and if I enjoyed her performance I would tip. Reluctantly she took it, and then we started. She didn't take her dress off and blocked off her stomach area with it which really pissed me off because it was odd hours, no other customer was there and she still wanted to rush me and didn't get completely naked. Had some b or c cups that I got to play with as she sucked my cock. Most places do bbj but she did not, and only did that for about 1 minute before she wanted me to get on top. Daty was on the table so I enjoyed that for about another minute before she again rushed me. Got on top of her and she was tight (she was about 5 feet tall) and she let me go all the way in but once I tried to put her feet over my shoulders to REALLY go in she objected and changed to RCG. A couple minutes there going as fast as she could I end up popping early inside her, wanted it to last a bit longer but she was rushing the entire time and didn't get a chance to pull out of that insanely tight pussy. Overall would give it a 4, she was cute but rushed everything with the total damage being $. 5, honestly don't think it was worth it and wouldn't repeat for that price. Do what you will with this dream.

**JohnGoodman** · 04-01-22 13:02

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

Yeah, I hear ya, the older ladies can be fun. I know I'm always talking them down here as I like women in their 20's and 30's best.

But every now and then I find a 40's or 50's lady that I can get excited over.

I posted on Lulu aka Amy at the spa number 1. 6. 4. Nw NMB Blvd. On my Sunday AMP trek Marsh 20th.

I normally just see her for a good massage, but she wanted to fuck, kinda hard to say no when she gets naked and starts sucking on the balls.

Julie Love is quite a bit of fun. I have enjoyed her many times. If you don't mind, DM me a few others I might enjoy in Miami. Love the 45-55 Latin shorties with a little bit of meat on them. Thanks BigLuber!

**Tantra6969** · 04-01-22 10:11

https://cbs12.com/news/local/police-...assage-parlors

Curious why in this area if they are busting the AMPs why are most mongers posting more reviews from AMPs instead of going the independent provider route?