Massage Parlor Reports

**SitBackNRelax** · 04-04-22 08:48

Mongers, I had one hell of a weekend. You see I have visited massage parlors from Maine to Spain. I've had some excellent ones and then there are some not worth mentioning. Let me just say this for the record, I had the best L1 I've probably ever had, but what surprised me I was kind of hoping but not expecting. Now here this I've visited this person before hell I tried a few times but she would not budge. So this time I just decided a new strategy, I asked to be flipped on my back rather quickly about 15 minutes into an hour massage, I told her I was flying out today and I didn't want to be late. Big Willy was already at full tilt, the massage was really good, but the way she did this trick with her hand oh my hot damn I cold feel myself about to explode with minimal touches from her. Listen Mongers this Lady is 100 percent legit. I gave her $1. 40 one hour massage 80. Please guys don't screw this one up, I've been trying her for awhile finally I broke the code. Her first initial starts with an "M". Some of you know who I'm talking about. This is my go to from now on f**k AMP most of them are rip offs anyway. Money well spent. If any of you mongers need further info then Pm me.

**AjpeTick** · 04-04-22 06:41

Originally Posted by Ayenjael [View Original Post]

Stopped in Friday for a rainy day massage. She's probably in her 30's. But the girl wasn't that great, no bubble butt and girl was kinda pudgy in the middle. Yamada was much more attractive than the new girl. Save your money and make a trip to Orlando.

Did you happen to catch her name? Heard that the girl who replaced Yamada went to TX or something. Just wondering if she's new new.

**Ayenjael** · 04-03-22 22:52

Stopped in Friday for a rainy day massage. She's probably in her 30's. But the girl wasn't that great, no bubble butt and girl was kinda pudgy in the middle. Yamada was much more attractive than the new girl. Save your money and make a trip to Orlando.

Originally Posted by ItsTheGuy [View Original Post]

Thank you. Might have to check her out soon and see if anything comes out of it.

**ItsTheGuy** · 04-02-22 23:34

Originally Posted by BigEnk61 [View Original Post]

Visited Serenity today, first time since the Japanese girl, Yamada, left last Dec. The establishment is fairly new and very clean. The new girl, Chinese, seems to be in her 30's, hard to estimate since she kept her mask on and Asians are difficult, for me anyways, to judge age. Keep in mind only one girl works the shop during the day so appointments should be considered. Very cute body, perky firm bubble butt, c cup boobs, all on a small frame. $80 or 88 CC for an hour, that only included a massage.

Thank you. Might have to check her out soon and see if anything comes out of it.

**BigEnk61** · 04-02-22 20:40

Originally Posted by ItsTheGuy [View Original Post]

Yeah I like privacy LOL. I will dream about it in the coming weeks for sure and report back. If anyone ends up being there before me report back please! Trying to find a spot to venture out to on the reg.

Visited Serenity today, first time since the Japanese girl, Yamada, left last Dec. The establishment is fairly new and very clean. The new girl, Chinese, seems to be in her 30's, hard to estimate since she kept her mask on and Asians are difficult, for me anyways, to judge age. Keep in mind only one girl works the shop during the day so appointments should be considered. Very cute body, perky firm bubble butt, c cup boobs, all on a small frame. $80 or 88 CC for an hour, that only included a massage.

**ItsTheGuy** · 04-01-22 22:43

Originally Posted by VictorDL [View Original Post]

Never partook but it seems pretty private tucked all the way back in the business park like it is.

Yeah I like privacy LOL. I will dream about it in the coming weeks for sure and report back. If anyone ends up being there before me report back please! Trying to find a spot to venture out to on the reg.

**VictorDL** · 04-01-22 22:28

Originally Posted by ItsTheGuy [View Original Post]

I might have to check then out again. I'm really interested in going to serenity SJ. That's the next dream.

Never partook but it seems pretty private tucked all the way back in the business park like it is.

**ItsTheGuy** · 04-01-22 18:55

Originally Posted by VictorDL [View Original Post]

Somethings been a bit different at Nagel lately. I think they got a lot of attention from mongers on this site after recent posts because the last few times I've been 1 hour sessions werent available and the massage itself has been pretty lame. The rest was still really good for me though.

I might have to check then out again. I'm really interested in going to serenity SJ. That's the next dream.

**VictorDL** · 04-01-22 08:57

Originally Posted by ItsTheGuy [View Original Post]

Solid experience. First timer. Went for a quick 30 min. Massage was definitely not worth it. More painful than anything. Flipped and went right to work. Tipped and that was it. Older lady. Not much to look at as she was not what I would go for. Wanting to go back and hope for younger or cuter.

Somethings been a bit different at Nagel lately. I think they got a lot of attention from mongers on this site after recent posts because the last few times I've been 1 hour sessions werent available and the massage itself has been pretty lame. The rest was still really good for me though.

**OnTime877** · 04-01-22 00:31

Originally Posted by ItsTheGuy [View Original Post]

Thank you! I went out of curiosity. I'm pretty you and fit and that's the first thing that got mentioned as soon as I walked in. Of course I got hit with the. "Have you been here before?" Just play it off. I read previous reviews and wanted to see if it was true. I do have serenity SJ in my sites. Wondering if anyone has had any recent experience and possible tips?

The answer to "Have you been here before?" is always yes.

**ItsTheGuy** · 03-31-22 22:50

Originally Posted by OnTime877 [View Original Post]

They are betting on you to hope. That's how they can stick you with grandma. Before you pay ask the girl working the front to introduce you to your therapist. If she refuses leave. If grandma comes out, thank them, tell them you left your wallet in the car and leave.

Or, you can do it the hard way. Pay and if they stick you with grandma, say you just got an emergency text and must leave. Ask for a refund. Odds of them refusing are close to nil. On the off chance they give you the "no refunds" tell them you are entitled to the refund as you had yet to receive any service, and that either you get it or you call the cops. You'll definitely get it then. LOL.

Moral of the story, don't let these AMP girls jerk you around. They are used to doing that. Surprise them and be one of the ones that doesn't put up with it. I personally quit going to AMPs as it's way to hit and miss plus Jax is full of 50+ year old providers. But if you do go play it smart. Good luck! .

Thank you! I went out of curiosity. I'm pretty you and fit and that's the first thing that got mentioned as soon as I walked in. Of course I got hit with the. "Have you been here before?" Just play it off. I read previous reviews and wanted to see if it was true. I do have serenity SJ in my sites. Wondering if anyone has had any recent experience and possible tips?

**OnTime877** · 03-31-22 22:31

Originally Posted by ItsTheGuy [View Original Post]

Solid experience. First timer. Went for a quick 30 min. Massage was definitely not worth it. More painful than anything. Flipped and went right to work. Tipped and that was it. Older lady. Not much to look at as she was not what I would go for. Wanting to go back and hope for younger or cuter.

They are betting on you to hope. That's how they can stick you with grandma. Before you pay ask the girl working the front to introduce you to your therapist. If she refuses leave. If grandma comes out, thank them, tell them you left your wallet in the car and leave.

Or, you can do it the hard way. Pay and if they stick you with grandma, say you just got an emergency text and must leave. Ask for a refund. Odds of them refusing are close to nil. On the off chance they give you the "no refunds" tell them you are entitled to the refund as you had yet to receive any service, and that either you get it or you call the cops. You'll definitely get it then. LOL.

Moral of the story, don't let these AMP girls jerk you around. They are used to doing that. Surprise them and be one of the ones that doesn't put up with it. I personally quit going to AMPs as it's way to hit and miss plus Jax is full of 50+ year old providers. But if you do go play it smart. Good luck! .

**ItsTheGuy** · 03-31-22 20:23

Solid experience. First timer. Went for a quick 30 min. Massage was definitely not worth it. More painful than anything. Flipped and went right to work. Tipped and that was it. Older lady. Not much to look at as she was not what I would go for. Wanting to go back and hope for younger or cuter.