Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[DrtyHarry]

This is my first day using my new Cubii Jr. 2 Elliptical. So far, I've done a collective 1:10, and 5300 strides. Off and on, not straight through. My legs feel pretty good! Maybe, this is going to be effective, as part of my 150 minutes a week of cardio. I might be in the honeymoon phase with this machine, though.

Good for you bro. After you do this for a while, you should expand to walking outside or on a full machine indoors where you are exercising your gut and getting in more of a cardio workout. I wish more of us paid attention to their health and took this first step to get started. Another good habit that works well for me is to set 2 goals one easier and one a little more challenging. Whatever that goal is. Either number of pounds to loose or number of steps a day. Whatever. That really really helps to keep me motivated. The easier goal is something you do in a short period of time. Something you will achieve so it gives you a sense of accomplishment. The other goal should be harder but too hard or else you will loose motivation.

[Street Troller]

That's a good start. If you need to start dropping body fat or something for health reasons this is a way to get it fired-up. You might want to get out and walk a bit on weekends or in the evenings as well. The problem is that if you do something over and over with one portion of your body you could end-up with some sort of ankle, muscle, ligament or tendon injury. Might be a good idea to get up and move your body the natural way, the way it was created to be used.

Have a conversation with your doc about that. Then start working on your burpee progressions.

This is my first day using my new Cubii Jr. 2 Elliptical. So far, I've done a collective 1:10, and 5300 strides. Off and on, not straight through. My legs feel pretty good! Maybe, this is going to be effective, as part of my 150 minutes a week of cardio. I might be in the honeymoon phase with this machine, though.

[MartyByrde]

Lmao no, who the fuck pays extra when more than half have to advertise with specials to get calls. Pay them the least you can get away with for the most service. Its already simp behavior to pay women for sex, its even more pathetic to "tip" on top of it. Doesn't matter how much you make either, it isn't a flex to tip a pro.

Could not agree more. I have never left a tip for an independent provider (nor one through an "agency" Now, for gals who work at an AMP, that's a different story.

[Warrior Dennis]

This is my first day using my new Cubii Jr. 2 Elliptical. So far, I've done a collective 1:10, and 5300 strides. Off and on, not straight through. My legs feel pretty good! Maybe, this is going to be effective, as part of my 150 minutes a week of cardio. I might be in the honeymoon phase with this machine, though.

[Warrior Dennis]

I have not used one of these devices, but have you considered walking at different periods of the day? This isn't the reply for which you were asking, but some things to consider -.

Break walking up into blocks. I often walk right out of bed in the morning. Gives me about 3,000 steps to start it off. I go out again around noon and maybe once again in the afternoon or in the evening after I finish my gym training. All told I get about 12,000-15,000 steps every day or more by doing it that way (I also get steps while in the gym, so that's part of the total). Each block takes roughly about 15 minutes, not really that long when you think about it. The reason as to why you might put more consideration into this is because when you walk you're working all of the muscle groups which were created to help you, well, walk. It will give balance. It also does boost your lungs as well. I would absolutely ask your doctor of PT about this, my very strong assumption is that he or she will prefer that you actually walk. I've been doing a lot of pretty active and heavy athletic training for years, it's something which i'm very much into, and have a sports PT whom I see every month. He always tells me that walking is really the perfect activity for humans, good for recovery after a high-energy day or even for it's own benefit whenever i'm unable to train.

This all assumes, of course, that you are able to actually walk. You didn't really say as much in your post, so of course I'm making some assumptions here.

Got my Cubii today. Setup was easy. I have done 31 minutes, and 2400 strides. Not as effective as a bike or treadmill, but I hope it's better than nothing. Of my 150 minutes per week of cardio, I may depend on my Cubii for 30-60 of those minutes.

[3Putt]

Lmao no, who the fuck pays extra when more than half have to advertise with specials to get calls. Pay them the least you can get away with for the most service. Its already simp behavior to pay women for sex, its even more pathetic to "tip" on top of it. Doesn't matter how much you make either, it isn't a flex to tip a pro.

So you're a simp? Because you pay for sex?

[Rodgazina]

Tip providers or just pay the agreed fee? Curious what other people do. I don't tip extra.

Lmao no, who the fuck pays extra when more than half have to advertise with specials to get calls. Pay them the least you can get away with for the most service. Its already simp behavior to pay women for sex, its even more pathetic to "tip" on top of it. Doesn't matter how much you make either, it isn't a flex to tip a pro.

[Street Troller]

During the Apartheid years (1948-1990), the white government tried to make Afrikaans mandatory in schools, a language which is essentially "Dutch light". That sparked all kinds of protests which led to riots. In white Afrikaner areas Afrikaans might be the only language the population will speak, even if they know English. The white folks in those areas are certainly very interesting. It's common for whites to speak Afrikaans to me when approaching. The non-Afrikaners there all say they don't really speak Afrikaans very well, then they start whipping-out phrases and inserting them into their English and then they can also generally converse with Afrikaans-speakers. Most of them don't consider themselves Afrikaans-speakers yet they still converse in it quite well which I always find interesting. Then you have the tribal native population who all still speak their tribal languages as well. I heard a lot of Zulu in Durban, for example. Now, young white people are beginning to learn tribal languages, so sometimes you hear them speak three different languages.

She spoke English, but with an accent. I asked her what language they speak in South Africa, and her words, "Because of colonization, we speak English."

[VillageRat]

Dear Penthouse Forum.

Let me tell you about a sexual fantasy I had about a woman at my office named Julie. She was a supervisor. She was married and had 2 kids, and about a year into my working there, she became pregnant with her daughter, her third child. I was 26 when I started. I would say Julie was about 31-32 at that time. Yes, she was probably 5 years older than me.

Julie has long blonde hair. Not a spinner. But busty and curvy. She did eventually slim down a bit, but especially after she had her daughter, Julie was busty and curvy.

I had the biggest fantasy, about BBFS with Julie. Her face was decent, I would call her more sexy than pretty. But, with that blonde hair, she was sexy, and a true MILF!

My fantasy was: Julie rents a hotel room. I meet her there after work. Julie ties up her blonde hair into a ponytail. She strips down to her white or black bra and g-string. She strips off her top, so that she's topless and in a g-string. She slaps me in the face, then pulls my pants down, exposed my butt, and she gives me hard firm bare hand English spankings. After smacking me a lot, she pushes me off of her with her left hand, and slaps me in the face three times with her right hand.

Some DFK, BBBJ, bls, sucking on her titties, and licking her ass.

Next, I would lie on my tummy on the bed, and Julie uses her leather switch to spank me on the butt..

[Flyer99]

Some contracts are front loaded—all the money now, with no guarantees.

Some are back loaded—a little at the start with the windfall later, loyalty rewarding.

Some are loaded with perks—perhaps less per event, but they come with all the benefits like free rides to and fro, bail outs, zero interest loan plans with no terms, cuck-at-the-ready, with complimentary rent, utilities, meals, and possibly even gifted transportation.

Anyone signatory yet?

Goooood Morning CHEAP-asses -.

Have we all managed to get all hobbyists to agree to only pay one rate, yet? Have there been any changes overnight?

Has any CHEAP Chap enrolled any providers into our CHEAP program in which they agree to give us their bodies for all services for one low, flat-rate? Anyone had any new enrollments overnight?

We can make this hobbyist union thingy work! Providers will see it, understand it and agree to our CHEAP ways. We demand that they unlock their unfair pricing on their bodies and give fair access to all men. It's been proven that when men don't have equal-access to women, they turn into whiny, emasculated weirdos. Providers can prevent this from happening, but only if we take back their bodies and give access to all. Nobody wants a weirdo, after all, particularly providers. All any CHAP has to do is to explain to a provider that you've been weird, whiny and emasculated because you can't afford her rates, and she'll feel sorry for you and sign right up.

[Kinkaid69]

How would you find one? If I was a catfisher I'd be buying all the domains I could find that sound anything like like "hotukrainianbrides.com".

You got to strike when the iron is hot. So many Ukrainian women would love to come to America, where it's much safer for them. And, they would love to marry American men, and become US citizens. Oh yes, as we all know, so many Ukrainian women are hot hot hot!!

If you had a chance to marry a Ukrainian hottie, who was 30-34, but no kids yet, would you marry one of these women?

Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.

And, when you and she go swimming or in a hot tub, wow, those swimsuit bodies.

[Brian Shinamot]

Rex is exactly the kind of loser who would marry a woman just because she looks hot in a wedding dress, LOL.

That would be my biggest concern: Would these pretty Ukrainian, or before the pandemic, sexy Colombian women just be using us American men as a "weigh station?" Or is it "way station?" I would not marry a hot Ukrainian, a hot Colombian, or a hot Chinese girl, if I knew that I was probably "just bridging her to her next relationship. " I don't like being used as a "stepping stone" for such women. But, my goodness, some women from Ukraine, Colombia and China, who are still even 32 or younger, and willing to marry American men who are 40-55, look hot! And yes, that wedding photo of her in her white wedding dress, or in a bathing suit, would be so hot, wow. Looks are the only important thing to me, so maybe it fits me.

[CharlesG1971]

Did she speak Afrikaans? How about Zulu, Khoekhoe or other language?

I'm surprised you paid her $300. You should have introduced her to the CHEAP provider affiliate program, Walter. You deserve and were entitled to her to use her body at a much cheaper rate. Disappointed in you.

She spoke English, but with an accent. I asked her what language they speak in South Africa, and her words, "Because of colonization, we speak English."

I kid you not, her booker described her looks as "androgynous." I wouldn't go that far, as Roshumba looked somewhat feminine. But, a girl can still look feminine, but not be sexy or sexually appealing.

I've even had dates where I just ran the clock out, and didn't even ask for full service, because I didn't want to cum with her, and wanted to just book another girl later, and hope for the better. If a guy pays for full service, and HE declines it, that has to be a bruise to her ego.

[Street Troller]

Rex is exactly the kind of loser who would marry a woman just because she looks hot in a wedding dress, LOL.

Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.

[Street Troller]

Did she speak Afrikaans? How about Zulu, Khoekhoe or other language?

I'm surprised you paid her $300. You should have introduced her to the CHEAP provider affiliate program, Walter. You deserve and were entitled to her to use her body at a much cheaper rate. Disappointed in you.

This was a date with a girl I'll call Roshumba. She was from South Africa.