Strip Club Reports

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'll be driving through Seattle again soon, does anyone know if Morgan is still working at Pandoras?

I saw her name on the roster last week so I messaged the club. They responded it's the same old Morgan. Think she was there late afternoon on a Wednesday or Thursday.

[DriveThrough]

I'll be driving through Seattle again soon, does anyone know if Morgan is still working at Pandoras?

[TheMightyQuinn]

How does one arrange for extras outside of the club?

Say yes when it's offered. Don't prepay! A fool and his money.

After knowing a dancer for a while, maybe after 3-4 visits in the club, you can ask if she has ever done this out the club. You'll either get a No, Yes, or I've thought about it. If Yes, seal the deal. If that maybe say you'd be interested if she decides to.

[RandyWanker]

How does one arrange for extras outside of the club?

Ask any interesting person if they date?

[Diver6390]

I saw the lineup for Friday around that time. Almost all of the girls are well do extras. More than half outside of the club. Monse is definitely the most "economical".

How does one arrange for extras outside of the club?

[TheMightyQuinn]

Hi, TheMightyQuinn,

When you mentioned you saw the lineup, where did you find this information? Their Instagram has nice photos of the ladies, but where do you find the lineups?

4-5 days a week the club will take a picture of the current line up and include it in their IG stories.

[Tbctbc3]

I saw the lineup for Friday around that time. Almost all of the girls are well do extras. More than half outside of the club. Monse is definitely the most "economical".

Hi, TheMightyQuinn,

When you mentioned you saw the lineup, where did you find this information? Their Instagram has nice photos of the ladies, but where do you find the lineups?

[TheMightyQuinn]

I lived in the Seattle area for 15 years, and have moved to Denver just last year. During those 15 years, I have never gone to a strip club, preferring something more behind closed doors. Well, after reading the posts here, and finding myself in Seattle for an extended layover, I decided to rent a car and go up to Pandoras and see what the hype is about. This was Friday afternoon at around 12:30 or 1 pm.

Walked into the club and the place was empty. About 5-6 patrons and about as many dancers. Got the sales pitch from about 4 dancers, who I politely said "no, thanks, I just walked in and still trying to get my bearings. " Then Monse came out. Given that is the only name I know, I chatted her up for a minutes. Then she was on. After her set, she came back, and I opted to go get a dance. Normal grind, and then she allowed me to finger her, and then she asked if I wanted a condom. I got a bit hesitant, as (1) I have real hard time finishing now days with a cover, (2) general performance anxiety in a public space, and (3) wondering if I had enough cash on me to cover the dance -- I HATE going to the ATM at a strip club. I declined the condom, but that didn't deter Monse. She went ahead and gave me an HJ, and I was surprised that I was able to pop within one song. The whole dance went for buck twenty. Pretty decent for a pop.

There is a possibility that I may be back in Seattle for work for a few days. If so, I may have to find out her number and see if I can arrange a meet outside of the club.

I saw the lineup for Friday around that time. Almost all of the girls are well do extras. More than half outside of the club. Monse is definitely the most "economical".

[SfoDavid67]

So, Sunday night I went to the Doghouse to meet a friend. They didn't show and I had been drinking, so I naturally went to Kittens. Hung out for about an hour or so and two dancers came up and tried to do a double with me. I'm old enough to know that you don't want two girls near your wallet at the same time. One will distract you while the other empties it. So, I told them no.

Later on, I found one of the girls alone and asked her how much a dance was. She said immediately said $30, then dropped it to $20. I'm not turning down a $20 dollar dance. So she did a lot of dick grabbing, but by song #3 she had my dick out and was sucking it. After about 1 minute of that she stopped and said, "That's all you're getting unless you go to the VIP. " So, she wanted $250 for the VIP and I talked her down to $200 (plus $50 for the house). So, we went to the VIP, I didn't notice until we started walking to the room, but she was completely drunk off her ass.

So, we get in there and she immediately gets down to sucking the dick, I was lying back enjoying it and then she stops and jumps on and starts riding me without a condom. I'm like "Holy Shit!" I have an extremely hot, new girlfriend and she will lose her fucking mind if I get caught fucking someone else. At that point, I also realized that pulling her off of my dick wasn't going to stop anything I might catch, so, I went with it. I know she was drunk, but she was a screamer and it was fucking hot, luckily the music was loud or else someone would have thought that I was killing her. I picked her up, tossed on the couch and hate fucked the shit out of her. I was pulling her hair and she was screaming and just loving it. She told me that I could come in her, so I did (a lot).

Anyway, now I'm worried about the STD thing. I'm always a safety guy (with hookers) and my only thought is that if she did that with me, she's doing it with every other guy there. At the same time, she may have been new, because no one at Kittens gives $20/ dances and sucks your dick for that price. Is there a way, I can get a Z-pack without a prescription? My GF is on the rag, so I have a week to resolve this before I have to fuck her (without a condom).

For the rest of your pervs that give zero fucks about my issue. The girl's name is Alex. She's either a mixed Asian (like Filipino) or Native American. Because she was drunk off her ass, I'm going to be a mild racist and say, probably Native American. She's nice looking, about 5'2" - 5'4", larger than normal boobs, but not fat. In the grand scheme of things, she was a hell of a deal. I'd do it again if I didn't have to worry about STDs. Again, I'm assuming she is new, but she was there on Sunday night.

Damn dude! I just may have to go to Kittens and blow a load inside Alex. Thats hot! You should be fine. I have raw dogged close to 2000 x all pay for play, never caught shit.

[Diver6390]

I lived in the Seattle area for 15 years, and have moved to Denver just last year. During those 15 years, I have never gone to a strip club, preferring something more behind closed doors. Well, after reading the posts here, and finding myself in Seattle for an extended layover, I decided to rent a car and go up to Pandoras and see what the hype is about. This was Friday afternoon at around 12:30 or 1 pm.

Walked into the club and the place was empty. About 5-6 patrons and about as many dancers. Got the sales pitch from about 4 dancers, who I politely said "no, thanks, I just walked in and still trying to get my bearings. " Then Monse came out. Given that is the only name I know, I chatted her up for a minutes. Then she was on. After her set, she came back, and I opted to go get a dance. Normal grind, and then she allowed me to finger her, and then she asked if I wanted a condom. I got a bit hesitant, as (1) I have real hard time finishing now days with a cover, (2) general performance anxiety in a public space, and (3) wondering if I had enough cash on me to cover the dance -- I HATE going to the ATM at a strip club. I declined the condom, but that didn't deter Monse. She went ahead and gave me an HJ, and I was surprised that I was able to pop within one song. The whole dance went for buck twenty. Pretty decent for a pop.

There is a possibility that I may be back in Seattle for work for a few days. If so, I may have to find out her number and see if I can arrange a meet outside of the club.

[JSnake921]

So, Sunday night I went to the Doghouse to meet a friend. They didn't show and I had been drinking, so I naturally went to Kittens. Hung out for about an hour or so and two dancers came up and tried to do a double with me. I'm old enough to know that you don't want two girls near your wallet at the same time. One will distract you while the other empties it. So, I told them no.

Later on, I found one of the girls alone and asked her how much a dance was. She said immediately said $30, then dropped it to $20. I'm not turning down a $20 dollar dance. So she did a lot of dick grabbing, but by song #3 she had my dick out and was sucking it. After about 1 minute of that she stopped and said, "That's all you're getting unless you go to the VIP. " So, she wanted $250 for the VIP and I talked her down to $200 (plus $50 for the house). So, we went to the VIP, I didn't notice until we started walking to the room, but she was completely drunk off her ass.

So, we get in there and she immediately gets down to sucking the dick, I was lying back enjoying it and then she stops and jumps on and starts riding me without a condom. I'm like "Holy Shit!" I have an extremely hot, new girlfriend and she will lose her fucking mind if I get caught fucking someone else. At that point, I also realized that pulling her off of my dick wasn't going to stop anything I might catch, so, I went with it. I know she was drunk, but she was a screamer and it was fucking hot, luckily the music was loud or else someone would have thought that I was killing her. I picked her up, tossed on the couch and hate fucked the shit out of her. I was pulling her hair and she was screaming and just loving it. She told me that I could come in her, so I did (a lot).

Anyway, now I'm worried about the STD thing. I'm always a safety guy (with hookers) and my only thought is that if she did that with me, she's doing it with every other guy there. At the same time, she may have been new, because no one at Kittens gives $20/ dances and sucks your dick for that price. Is there a way, I can get a Z-pack without a prescription? My GF is on the rag, so I have a week to resolve this before I have to fuck her (without a condom).

For the rest of your pervs that give zero fucks about my issue. The girl's name is Alex. She's either a mixed Asian (like Filipino) or Native American. Because she was drunk off her ass, I'm going to be a mild racist and say, probably Native American. She's nice looking, about 5'2" - 5'4", larger than normal boobs, but not fat. In the grand scheme of things, she was a hell of a deal. I'd do it again if I didn't have to worry about STDs. Again, I'm assuming she is new, but she was there on Sunday night.

Probably one of the best stories I have heard from the PNW region in a long time. Alex seems like the dancer that just don't give a fuck, horny is horny. And STD checks are the norm if you play in public pools.

[TheMightyQuinn]

I seem to remember being told she used to be "Candy" at old Ricks, not long before TW went TU. Or was that a different Jessica? Or maybe it's my early onset Alzheimer's.

That's the same one I'm thinking but some names like Jessie / Jessica seem to get used alot.

[WillianD9696]

I seem to remember being told she used to be "Candy" at old Ricks, not long before TW went TU. Or was that a different Jessica? Or maybe it's my early onset Alzheimer's.

Wrong one.

[WillianD9696]

Is this LCVU and when was Jessica working? What does she look like as you know we'll get some girl that claims to be Jessica if we ask!

Yes LCVU days depend on her but Fridays usually.

[EddyWhtwtr]

All the hottest girls come with some drama. That's the price they pay for being top earners in their area clubs. For one hot piece like Jessica, there are 10 other dancers below a 6 hating her for being sought after. As a customer, some chick's drama shouldn't affect you. I like hearing about my ATFs lives, just not as much as I like the high mileage they offer. In Jess' instance, some of the best times I've had at lc vu and yeah I've had to endure some emotional story telling but I do prefer that over the surface level convo that feels scripted and forced.

I seem to remember being told she used to be "Candy" at old Ricks, not long before TW went TU. Or was that a different Jessica? Or maybe it's my early onset Alzheimer's.