Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[Makayla McDade]

I saw Heather Valentine at my place, way back, and she said she could recognize that most of my furniture and lamps were from Ikea, which they were. About right for where I was in life at that time. She said we can go hang out at Ikea together sometime. I didn't know if she meant on or off the clock, but I wasn't delusional enough to think it was off the clock.

Years later, I saw Chloe May, the girl with the dyed blonde short hair, and many tattoos and piercings. She said that we could go to a Mariners game together sometime. I wondered on or off the clock. I wasn't delusional enough to think she would do it off the clock, because that's three hours she could be making money with another client.

Both cases, why am I going to pay them those big dollars, to spend time with me while they are fully clothed?

And, if either truly meant off the clock, I don't know why they would have spent that time with me. That's why I never even took any lady up on asking me to see her in some more regular setting, like drinks, Ikea, or a Mariners game. Their motivation and end games are pretty clear.

[MikeJennings]

Since it's Friday I thought I'd end the week with a true story regarding an experience I had with a provider sometime around 2007 or so.

I saw a young blonde spinnery provider advertising on TNA, a place from which I rarely booked dates but would scour from time to time. I think her name was Christina if I recall, gimpy half-arm which she told me later was a birth defect. She was pretty hot, though, and I'd received a few private PMs from board members informing me that she was legit and a decent date after I'd posted on one of her ads. She didn't have an incall and since I had a temporary living space I decided to have her over to my place. We got-on well, at that time I was younger and she and I weren't too terribly far-apart in age, she was a great fuck, and afterward she asked if she could hang-out for a while. She kept telling me how hot I was and getting-up to kiss me frequently. She said, "we should hang-out more often. I like to go to a bar in Kirkland, maybe we can go there sometime. You should meet my friends". I thought that was a rather odd request, me not being inclined to hang-out with providers at all, just not something which had ever occurred to me. But in this case I took a casual approach and told her "sure, we can hang-out for an evening".

Following week she called me on a Thursday evening. She asked if I wanted to hang-out with her that night, that she and her friends would be at some bar in Kirkland. I agreed, we started working-out the details and then at the end of it all she said, "okay, so let's talk about how much for a rate". Confused, I asked, "um, for what would a "rate" be needed?" She replied, "the rate you'll pay for hanging-out with me tonight". I got a bit indignant at that point and told her, "under absolutely zero circumstances am I paying you for merely hanging-out. There's just no way I'd ever do something like that. Why would I? This was your idea, you're the one who kept saying we needed to hang-out and get drinks together, that you wanted you and I to hang-out with your friends. You never told me this was some sort of escorting thing. Jeez, you should pay me for my time after pulling this fast-one on me". I'm glad she mentioned this before I actually met her, though, because it could have been intense had she brought this up in-person.

To that she replied, "OOOOHHHHhhhhhhh. " with downward declining enthusiasm. I could hear the indignation in her voice, and it pissed me off. So just to get the last one in, I said, "if ever I were to do something like this, and I can tell you that I never will, she'd have to be much much hotter than you and definitely more interesting. Perhaps maybe a big-name porn actress, or some sort of higher-profile model or film actress, someone who is actually interesting and can tell me about her experiences". She was put-off, I heard her give out a huff, then said, "can I call you back?". I laughed at that, knowing she wouldn't, and I disconnected the call.

I found out later that she had stolen some trick's checkbook and wrote several thousand dollars' worth of checks, apparently went to jail for a while over that one. Can't verify if that's true, of course, but that was the story. But she had lost what would have been a very constant regular had she not tried to play me like that. But in the end, I dodged a bullet. I still don't really ever hang-out with providers, no desire for over-nighters or any of that weird shit. Hell I get annoyed when they ask me to drive them through a drive-thru after we're finished, LOL.

What are some of your stories?

Ha!

I actually started kicking it with a provider about a year ago. She's cool, my speed, and has a life outside of hooking. She's still a shitshow like they all are, but we hang out, I cook dinner, we fuck, etc. She stays in a nice hotel / apartment type deal so I'll "work from home" at her place for a change of pace while blowing loads in her on my breaks. But it's a once a month type thing.

[Street Troller]

Since it's Friday I thought I'd end the week with a true story regarding an experience I had with a provider sometime around 2007 or so.

I saw a young blonde spinnery provider advertising on TNA, a place from which I rarely booked dates but would scour from time to time. I think her name was Christina if I recall, gimpy half-arm which she told me later was a birth defect. She was pretty hot, though, and I'd received a few private PMs from board members informing me that she was legit and a decent date after I'd posted on one of her ads. She didn't have an incall and since I had a temporary living space I decided to have her over to my place. We got-on well, at that time I was younger and she and I weren't too terribly far-apart in age, she was a great fuck, and afterward she asked if she could hang-out for a while. She kept telling me how hot I was and getting-up to kiss me frequently. She said, "we should hang-out more often. I like to go to a bar in Kirkland, maybe we can go there sometime. You should meet my friends". I thought that was a rather odd request, me not being inclined to hang-out with providers at all, just not something which had ever occurred to me. But in this case I took a casual approach and told her "sure, we can hang-out for an evening".

Following week she called me on a Thursday evening. She asked if I wanted to hang-out with her that night, that she and her friends would be at some bar in Kirkland. I agreed, we started working-out the details and then at the end of it all she said, "okay, so let's talk about how much for a rate". Confused, I asked, "um, for what would a "rate" be needed?" She replied, "the rate you'll pay for hanging-out with me tonight". I got a bit indignant at that point and told her, "under absolutely zero circumstances am I paying you for merely hanging-out. There's just no way I'd ever do something like that. Why would I? This was your idea, you're the one who kept saying we needed to hang-out and get drinks together, that you wanted you and I to hang-out with your friends. You never told me this was some sort of escorting thing. Jeez, you should pay me for my time after pulling this fast-one on me". I'm glad she mentioned this before I actually met her, though, because it could have been intense had she brought this up in-person.

To that she replied, "OOOOHHHHhhhhhhh. " with downward declining enthusiasm. I could hear the indignation in her voice, and it pissed me off. So just to get the last one in, I said, "if ever I were to do something like this, and I can tell you that I never will, she'd have to be much much hotter than you and definitely more interesting. Perhaps maybe a big-name porn actress, or some sort of higher-profile model or film actress, someone who is actually interesting and can tell me about her experiences". She was put-off, I heard her give out a huff, then said, "can I call you back?". I laughed at that, knowing she wouldn't, and I disconnected the call.

I found out later that she had stolen some trick's checkbook and wrote several thousand dollars' worth of checks, apparently went to jail for a while over that one. Can't verify if that's true, of course, but that was the story. But she had lost what would have been a very constant regular had she not tried to play me like that. But in the end, I dodged a bullet. I still don't really ever hang-out with providers, no desire for over-nighters or any of that weird shit. Hell I get annoyed when they ask me to drive them through a drive-thru after we're finished, LOL.

What are some of your stories?

[PA Paul]

When it comes to human feelings and emotions, and males, who here feels: We're male, and we just have to suck it up.

I may not agree with you, but if I know that that's how you feel, at least I'll know what your way of thinking is.

I have male friends who are exactly like that. If you had a breakup with a girlfriend, you could forget about them being an outlet for your thoughts.

On the other hand, I also have male friends, who I think would be willing to be an outlet, but just aren't capable as far as emotional intelligence, to converse with that about.

Male friends who you can share those thoughts with, who you don't think will laugh at and make fun of you, are rare.

But, if you also think that, as males, we're obligated to just take being laughed at and made fun of, let it be known here.

Understanding someone's mindset, and where they are coming from, is the first step to peaceful resolutions and meetings of the minds.

[RoflCopter22]

Way to go, Rolfcopter, telling the truth, and telling it like it is, and how it should be.

That's what I do. I'm not a member of the make a wish foundation for hookers like some of the "men" on this board. So many of the senior members of this forum have gotten it in their heads that prostitutes are these amazing goddesses that should be given hundreds of dollars just for existing. I'll say this over and over. If you're paying to get a covered cock sucking you're not a man. If you're paying a fat hooker for vagina sex you're pathetic. Most importantly if you don't see hookers as only existing to be fuck toys then you should just kill yourself.

[Makayla McDade]

Why do you love WGs so much? Their only purpose in this planet is to pleasure us. They literally serve no other purpose. A WG who isn't giving up all 3 holes is a huge waste and one who won't put an uncovered penis in their mouth is an even bigger one. However as long as there are gay men masquerading as straight like you they will get paid to suck a condom. Stop being a fag.

Way to go, Rolfcopter, telling the truth, and telling it like it is, and how it should be.

[MassageMeow]

Why do you love WGs so much? Their only purpose in this planet is to pleasure us. They literally serve no other purpose. A WG who isn't giving up all 3 holes is a huge waste and one who won't put an uncovered penis in their mouth is an even bigger one. However as long as there are gay men masquerading as straight like you they will get paid to suck a condom. Stop being a fag.

Let me give you a bit of free advice. If it is obvious to any of us reading your posts what type of person you are, it's obvious to women as well. You are the epitome of why people say Your Mileage May Vary. The experiences I get to enjoy are always going to be better, since I don't give off vibes that creep people the fuck out. I'll say this one more time to try and truly help you out. Find a therapist and talk out your issues. For everyone's sake.

[BusSit69]

Always amuses me when you smash these escorts and after sex they go straight into conversation. I've had some women I've fucked and we've both layed there dripping in sweat, catching our breath. Thats hot to me because I did my job and they clean me off when I lay there, NON RUSHED. What throws me off is when they go, so what are your plans today and blah blah blah. Hurts my man ego sometimes. Did I fuck the shit out of her LOL? But I remember, I bust my nut and I'm out! Till nexttime!

[RoflCopter22]

Pretty sure he's referring to these quotes.



Frankly, stating that girls that don't offer what you want should be "punished" is pretty psychotic. You really should talk to a professional about these feelings and work them out, before you do something that will ruin multiple lives.

You don't want to use a condom, fine. Find a provider who offers what you want. Information is readily available and we have a whole section here dedicated to that. But you're out of line with these comments, and deserve to be called out on it.

Why do you love WGs so much? Their only purpose in this planet is to pleasure us. They literally serve no other purpose. A WG who isn't giving up all 3 holes is a huge waste and one who won't put an uncovered penis in their mouth is an even bigger one. However as long as there are gay men masquerading as straight like you they will get paid to suck a condom. Stop being a fag.

[Gamper]

I went to a massage location in Lakewood around 9 pm (they closed around 10). Did a hh with he. Got home and realized I did not have my wallet on me. Searched my truck quickly (had taken it out of my pocket to go to a drive thru ATM). Frantically drive back to the location; they were now closed. I dialed the number and pounded on the windows simultaneously. No answer. I decided to walk back to where I had parked for my appointment and noticed something laying on the ground. Thank fuck it was my wallet. Only in the right light would have someone been able to see it in the dark in the parking lot (wallet is dark gray / black). Also 2 other folks were hanging out in the parking lot and left, and thankfully they never saw it. I don't know if I lost it on the way out of the truck into the session, or on the way out of the session into the truck. I usually keep the money I'm willing to spend for the session outside of my wallet, so I don't have to dig thru it and risk something falling out of it, and keep the cash usually in my hoodie pocket for easy transactions in case funds are required up front. Talk about all the things that initially went thru my head. Having to cancel all my bank cards etc., getting another drivers license, possible fraudulent charges, explaining to my so how I lost my wallet or why I had to cancel everything, getting pulled over with no I'd, having to possibly show up as soon as the place opens to explain to someone who doesn't really speak English that I may have left my wallet last night. I don't like leaving it in my truck in case my truck gets broken into. I wore sweats and I hoodie so obviously those aren't the most secure of clothing items, but they are easy to remove. I guess I'll have to increase the frequency of my "pocket checks" from now on.

I carry and have a lock box in my truck. I throw my keys, phone, wallet into it along with my piece and go inside. It's worth the investment. I also installed a battery disconnect so even if you break in you can't hotwire / key my truck. Keyless entry was also the best thing to have if you've got a ford.

[ScotchYoke]

I went to a massage location in Lakewood around 9 pm (they closed around 10). Did a hh with he. Got home and realized I did not have my wallet on me. Searched my truck quickly (had taken it out of my pocket to go to a drive thru ATM). Frantically drive back to the location; they were now closed. I dialed the number and pounded on the windows simultaneously. No answer. I decided to walk back to where I had parked for my appointment and noticed something laying on the ground. Thank fuck it was my wallet. Only in the right light would have someone been able to see it in the dark in the parking lot (wallet is dark gray / black). Also 2 other folks were hanging out in the parking lot and left, and thankfully they never saw it. I don't know if I lost it on the way out of the truck into the session, or on the way out of the session into the truck. I usually keep the money I'm willing to spend for the session outside of my wallet, so I don't have to dig thru it and risk something falling out of it, and keep the cash usually in my hoodie pocket for easy transactions in case funds are required up front. Talk about all the things that initially went thru my head. Having to cancel all my bank cards etc., getting another drivers license, possible fraudulent charges, explaining to my so how I lost my wallet or why I had to cancel everything, getting pulled over with no I'd, having to possibly show up as soon as the place opens to explain to someone who doesn't really speak English that I may have left my wallet last night. I don't like leaving it in my truck in case my truck gets broken into. I wore sweats and I hoodie so obviously those aren't the most secure of clothing items, but they are easy to remove. I guess I'll have to increase the frequency of my "pocket checks" from now on.

[Brian Shinamot]

The shit we talk about the white knights on here I'm sure is nothing compared to what the hookers in there private boards say about them. They see us all as marks more or less. They see the ones that will defend every single thing a hooker does as a endless supply of easy appointments or outright free stuff and money. There are two types of cucks on here. The ones who will defend all nefarious hooker activity no matter what and get very very upset when you don't treat them like the princesses they see them as. The other being those who read what's posted on here then snitch to hookers that they are talked about here or try to get the same services by referencing a post on here. As I've said before I don't give a flying fuck if some little loser tries to use my posts to get the same service. Most bareback hookers will deny it till they are a gray in the face in text but when the threat of you walking out the door without them getting anything comes up they'll do it 9 times out of 10.

From TRB, Bellevue Ben and Privateer are two prime examples of such simps and cucks. Fuck both of them. They can rot in hell.

[Boowoo]

I know several providers in Bellevue. They told Celine is a TS. I would like to think I could tell if I saw her in person but I guess he is young so is more passable in the face. I guess the surgery is getting better. I feelnsorry for the guys that pay 4 bones for an HR.

Bro,

I think you guys just put my dick in the coffin after learning that I fucked a ladyboi. She did not seemed like a ts to me though but the room was dark and as my review said he wouldn't let me roam his pussy. Now I understand why. Fact. That just grossed me out completely and I lost interest in fucking. Need to recover somehow. My despise towards ts had just went through the roof.

[RoflCopter22]

Absolutely! The simps also believe that it will win them favor from the SPs, but it usually doesn't happen. In fact, that makes him look like even more of a loser, in the eyes of women.

The shit we talk about the white knights on here I'm sure is nothing compared to what the hookers in there private boards say about them. They see us all as marks more or less. They see the ones that will defend every single thing a hooker does as a endless supply of easy appointments or outright free stuff and money. There are two types of cucks on here. The ones who will defend all nefarious hooker activity no matter what and get very very upset when you don't treat them like the princesses they see them as. The other being those who read what's posted on here then snitch to hookers that they are talked about here or try to get the same services by referencing a post on here. As I've said before I don't give a flying fuck if some little loser tries to use my posts to get the same service. Most bareback hookers will deny it till they are a gray in the face in text but when the threat of you walking out the door without them getting anything comes up they'll do it 9 times out of 10.

[Street Troller]

I have not used one of these devices, but have you considered walking at different periods of the day? This isn't the reply for which you were asking, but some things to consider -.

Break walking up into blocks. I often walk right out of bed in the morning. Gives me about 3,000 steps to start it off. I go out again around noon and maybe once again in the afternoon or in the evening after I finish my gym training. All told I get about 12,000-15,000 steps every day or more by doing it that way (I also get steps while in the gym, so that's part of the total). Each block takes roughly about 15 minutes, not really that long when you think about it. The reason as to why you might put more consideration into this is because when you walk you're working all of the muscle groups which were created to help you, well, walk. It will give balance. It also does boost your lungs as well. I would absolutely ask your doctor of PT about this, my very strong assumption is that he or she will prefer that you actually walk. I've been doing a lot of pretty active and heavy athletic training for years, it's something which i'm very much into, and have a sports PT whom I see every month. He always tells me that walking is really the perfect activity for humans, good for recovery after a high-energy day or even for it's own benefit whenever i'm unable to train.

This all assumes, of course, that you are able to actually walk. You didn't really say as much in your post, so of course I'm making some assumptions here.

Has anyone tried out the Cubii elliptical machine, or know someone who does?

My doctor told me that I need to do 30 minutes of cardio, 5 days a week. I can't walk or go to a treadmill that many times, but if I had a Cubii at home, I could easily do it 6 days a week.

I could work on my computer, and peddle for 30 minutes easily. Or, sit on the couch and peddle.

Sounds worthwhile for $300, especially if it helps my health.