Massage Parlor Reports

**Qualish** · 03-23-22 13:04

I wasn't in the Portland scene much before 2020, question for the more experienced members:

In terms of practitioner quality, do you feel COVID has left an impact? Given many of these women start overseas, and likely fly into the major hubs in either NY or CA before migrating out to smaller markets like PDX, it seems COVID's effect on travel would have left a dent in all this.

I'm not a young guy, but I'm generally younger than most practitioners I've seen around town. I'm curious if this just a norm in this industry, or whether I'm seeing the effects of current events on this hobby (less people coming in, with the gems getting prioritized to larger markets, like LA or Seattle).

Just curious. A recent spat of "quality has gone down" commentaries prompted this line of thinking.

**Trumpeter** · 03-23-22 02:19

I was curious about Jenny and was passing by and stopped in. Another girl came out of a room with oily hands to greet me. Sorry if I interrupted your massage. She wasn't skinny and wasn't wearing a dress. Pants and a shirt. Nothing sexy. I didn't ask if there was anyone else and she didn't offer but asked me to come back. She was probably in her 40's and was wearing a mask so I don't know what she looked like but the way she was dressed wasn't suggesting much more than a massage.

I also noticed they've changed their rate for an hour and it's gone from $60 to $70. I thought that was their differentiator from the other two parlors within walking distance.

Originally Posted by Jd058 [View Original Post]

I was in town on business, decided to stop by Lucky on Cornell after a stop by Bottoms Up resulted in no lunchtime ladies. Sigh. Mondays.

Was greeted by a cute, older, VERY skinny asian woman in her 40's or 50's, but decent looking. Wearing a tight red dress, just above the knee, but what I was hoping were thigh highs. Said her name was Jenny.

Turns out, they were not. Paid for the half hour, pretty sure I got a half hour, she swatted my hands away when I wandered up her skirt to find out that they were, indeed, full up panythose with zero access. Nicely played!

Asked for extras and she just chortled at me, then said "if you pay the price". I asked her what the price was, no answer. I did get a standard ending after she made it very clear she'd play with the boys when I was face down. Decided I'd flip myself over and see what she did. She did a LOT of teasing, which I both appreciated and found obnoxious as well, getting me close and then slowing down or stopping for a moment and then making this little chortling noise.

Decent massage, decent HE, no extras, left. 5 for the tip since at least she didn't have GPS, but I won't be back.

**FoolOfATook** · 03-22-22 16:49

Stopped by and found an older woman with b-cup and some highlights in her hair. Didn't have a lot of time so I opted for a 30 minute session. The massage itself was pitiful and only lasted about 5 minutes with her mostly rubbing my arms and scratching my back. There was some light teasing and fondling before the flip.

Menu included FS, BBBJ, and your standard ending. After a little negotiation I opted for a covered session for an additional 120.

It all seemed very mechanic and straight to business. I probably won't go back for that reason.

**Benson008** · 03-22-22 14:21

Starlight star bright, why won't you shine tonight?

In for an hour of fun and agreed for the full meal deal but was only delivered a snack. I will not be going back to what otherwise was a top of the list destination.

**Jd058** · 03-22-22 13:13

I was in town on business, decided to stop by Lucky on Cornell after a stop by Bottoms Up resulted in no lunchtime ladies. Sigh. Mondays.

Was greeted by a cute, older, VERY skinny asian woman in her 40's or 50's, but decent looking. Wearing a tight red dress, just above the knee, but what I was hoping were thigh highs. Said her name was Jenny.

Turns out, they were not. Paid for the half hour, pretty sure I got a half hour, she swatted my hands away when I wandered up her skirt to find out that they were, indeed, full up panythose with zero access. Nicely played!

Asked for extras and she just chortled at me, then said "if you pay the price". I asked her what the price was, no answer. I did get a standard ending after she made it very clear she'd play with the boys when I was face down. Decided I'd flip myself over and see what she did. She did a LOT of teasing, which I both appreciated and found obnoxious as well, getting me close and then slowing down or stopping for a moment and then making this little chortling noise.

Decent massage, decent HE, no extras, left. 5 for the tip since at least she didn't have GPS, but I won't be back.

**ProperGMan** · 03-22-22 12:27

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

I stopped in here recently and I agree with your assessment of the talent. One is frumpy but the other might be acceptable. I was on a recon so I didn't stay but I just learned they offer hot stone massage. Did you happen to get the hot stone massage?

Hot stones at Hollywood massage as well.

**Trumpeter** · 03-22-22 12:19

Originally Posted by Tungsten99 [View Original Post]

I did not see any signs of hot stones, but I only had the one visit.

I did experience hot stones at a beautiful place on Powell.

Hot stones are also available at a Palace on Division.

**Tungsten99** · 03-22-22 00:52

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

I stopped in here recently and I agree with your assessment of the talent. One is frumpy but the other might be acceptable. I was on a recon so I didn't stay but I just learned they offer hot stone massage. Did you happen to get the hot stone massage?

I did not see any signs of hot stones, but I only had the one visit.

I did experience hot stones at a beautiful place on Powell.

**Qualish** · 03-21-22 22:59

Considering giving this place a second try in the near. Alas, it's a bit out of my way, and in a fairly dry part of town for alternatives I'm aware of (unlike my usual haunts, where multiple places exist in closer proximity).

Anybody have recent experiences?

Per a recent YoYo (Yi Chi) commentary, I believe "accommodating" is the right word, as was said. I made no claims to anything beyond that. Probably the most accommodating of any practitioner I've encountered yet. In terms of personability, she ranked pretty high too, but I wouldn't call her a super model by any stretch.

**DollyKillKill** · 03-21-22 22:25

Not worth the money, spent 30 minutes getting a weak massage only to be even more disappointed on the flip. Anyways only saw 1 girl late 40's maybe early 50's. Nothing more than H. E. With otc roaming.

**JjHoliday** · 03-21-22 21:23

Tell us more please. Maybe name, one new lady one has been there a while.

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

Had a nice relaxing time at Red sun cool girl. Keeps repeating her name. Super nice body. Very pleasant. I know she only treats me like a person friend and only does things to me. LOL. But its a nice spot.

Stay safe out there.

**Amp Guide** · 03-21-22 20:07

Had a nice relaxing time at Red sun cool girl. Keeps repeating her name. Super nice body. Very pleasant. I know she only treats me like a person friend and only does things to me. LOL. But its a nice spot.

Stay safe out there.

**OneOne9** · 03-21-22 15:50

Originally Posted by Tungsten99 [View Original Post]

I then took a trip over the bridge to an Eastern place and found two 40-55 year-olds sitting in the reception area -- didn't get any names. I figured what the hell, maybe I can get a decent massage. I paid for an hour, and the massage was mediocre (which was OK), and the lady spoke good English. I told her it was my first time there, but that I had been to a place in Portland with the same name in the past. It turns out the two places are sort of related, and we talked about some of the girls who worked at the Portland place. On the flip, I got offered everything, and once again she started negotiations at a ridiculous 2 Benjamiins. Considering her age, I stood firm at 1. 2 and got FS. She was kind of good at it -- started out by rubbing her tits (and belly) all over me before the main event.

I stopped in here recently and I agree with your assessment of the talent. One is frumpy but the other might be acceptable. I was on a recon so I didn't stay but I just learned they offer hot stone massage. Did you happen to get the hot stone massage?

**OatHarvest25** · 03-21-22 11:22

Alright folks, here's a good one. I think I might be grooming myself wrong when it comes to pedicures and stuff, I figured maybe it's time to get one done for me. But since there's a trend between the type of ladies that run nail salons and the type of ladies that work AMPs, I'm curious if anyone knows of some kind of "foot spa" AMP. You know, two birds with one stone. Maybe get a good nip slip while she's working or HJ / BJ once the job is done?

I might be shooting for the moon here but hey, why not ask LOL.

**FoolOfATook** · 03-20-22 18:06

Originally Posted by GrandpaJ [View Original Post]

Rubmap review said she's now offering BJ, can anybody confirm this? I might be too old, maybe why this hasn't been on the table for me, either that or I've been too naive to ask.

I've never been able to get much more than a standard ending from her despite inquiring a few times.