Massage Parlor Reports

[Qualish]

I did a little recon recently at this location. Was Vivi wearing a black dress? I found her to be unattractive and not very clean looking. Her dress could use a good cleaning, her hair was kind of dirty and her complexion was bad. She was very business like trying to hustle me into a room ignoring my greeting and question regarding rates. I moved on.

I suspect their clothing changes daily, so I couldn't comment on the dress (Vivi wasn't wearing a black dress when I went in). I tend to also not comment on subjective things like perceptions of cleanliness (of people), or looks, as we all have different tastes. Don't take any of that as a criticism, though.

I'm a little surprised by the businesslike hustle comment, as neither exuded that vibe during my encounter. ViVi seemed disinterested in me both times I walked in, but was more friendly and attentive than any of the people I described at the other shops. Still, I probably won't be headed back anytime soon.

I do agree with your cleanliness commentary regarding the Oriental Massage space. Yet, the lady who greeted me, if you call that a greeting, was definitely the most attractive person I saw that day.

For what it's worth, that place in West Linn has had the hottest girls I've seen thus far (Yuyo), which is to say young and fit. Sadly, she kept her mask on the entire time; I never really got a solid look at her.

[WarpFactor69]

Went there this afternoon, standard HE from this old lady. She was mad cause I tipped her $40 only, she was saying people are tipping $60. I told her I didn't even touch you, then she said I give you good massage, Told her I paid you $70 for the massage. Seriously though $60 for standard HE from this old hag? WTF.

Similar experience, not going back until they get replacements and a different attitude.

[NoFearToTry]

Went there this afternoon, standard HE from this old lady. She was mad cause I tipped her $40 only, she was saying people are tipping $60. I told her I didn't even touch you, then she said I give you good massage, Told her I paid you $70 for the massage. Seriously though $60 for standard HE from this old hag? WTF.

Thats the reason why people don't go back.

[OneOne9]

Decided to make a short hike up 82nd while visiting Hong Phat.

3. Dropped into Oriental Massage. Was again met with a grumpy lady, but one dressed seductively in a tight nurse-esque outfit. If she had a slightly better attitude, or even just greeted me with a 'hello' I'd have happily stayed. She was by far the most attractive of the three, and while Sweet Dream left me questioning if extras would be on the table, this lady's mere presence made that possibility clear. Alas, it's a pet peeve to walk into any establishment and be met with a stare (if I have to say the greeting, I take that as a rude gesture). Yes, I even let a few beats of silence linger to give her the chance.

I stopped here also. I was greeted by a slender lady in a short blue dress with a low neckline. I think she quoted 70/60. Like you mentioned not the friendliest welcome but she was not rude. Her appearance and the cleanliness of the shop didn't do it for me so I walked.

[OneOne9]

Decided to make a short hike up 82nd while visiting Hong Phat.

1. Stopped by Yi Chi for the first time. Was greeted by Vivi, or something to that effect. First time running into another punter as he was exiting, and they seemed close. Made some brief inquiries, and then kept on.

I did a little recon recently at this location. Was Vivi wearing a black dress? I found her to be unattractive and not very clean looking. Her dress could use a good cleaning, her hair was kind of dirty and her complexion was bad. She was very business like trying to hustle me into a room ignoring my greeting and question regarding rates. I moved on.

[Plamonez]

Went there this afternoon, standard HE from this old lady. She was mad cause I tipped her $40 only, she was saying people are tipping $60. I told her I didn't even touch you, then she said I give you good massage, Told her I paid you $70 for the massage. Seriously though $60 for standard HE from this old hag? WTF.

[Bhanson475]

I was in the mood for some body work so I decided to take a trip to the Couve and see what was happening on HW99.

1st up a reliable spot next to subway was greeted by a very short fully dressed middle aged woman. I asked who else was there and out came another 1 of the same. I told them I would be back. On yo the next.

40 blocks North I was feeling lucky. Another experience just like the first 1 both places dead no surprise with what I saw.

Looks like both those spots have gone way down hill.

[DreamHound]

So I was trying to find this place, only one I can think of is Sunny, but typically those are older ladies.

However, on the same street, I went and found joy elsewhere. 5'2/100 slim body 30's lady similar physique to Ruby; also she didn't short on hour massage. Also a recent transplant from NYC. I'll be back next week, but the lady made a cryptic response when asked how long she'd be staying. So / shrug.

S.

Skylight spa.

[Dexxzy]

3. Barbour nights had lots of stars and they sent me to a place where there was some Sun right down the street, New girl from New York (Amy I think) was too tight to really enjoy, first time for me and I am not a huge guy (avg at best). She had some nice bolt-ons and was enthusiastic but overall a C for not being able to fully enjoy. Break her in for me guys?

So I was trying to find this place, only one I can think of is Sunny, but typically those are older ladies.

However, on the same street, I went and found joy elsewhere. 5'2/100 slim body 30's lady similar physique to Ruby; also she didn't short on hour massage. Also a recent transplant from NYC. I'll be back next week, but the lady made a cryptic response when asked how long she'd be staying. So / shrug.

S.

[ChepeGonzito]

Been lurking for a while on here and see y'all talking about Amy, I'd like to meet her but y'all use street Names out here and I'm very unfamiliar with any streets especially in pdx. Can someone point me in a general direction of where to find her or a place similar?

[Qualish]

Decided to make a short hike up 82nd while visiting Hong Phat.

1. Stopped by Yi Chi for the first time. Was greeted by Vivi, or something to that effect. First time running into another punter as he was exiting, and they seemed close. Made some brief inquiries, and then kept on.

2. Stopped by Sweet Dream Spa, also for the first time. Was met by a frowning, fairly unattractive older women who seemed annoyed by my presence. Kept walking.

3. Dropped into Oriental Massage. Was again met with a grumpy lady, but one dressed seductively in a tight nurse-esque outfit. If she had a slightly better attitude, or even just greeted me with a 'hello' I'd have happily stayed. She was by far the most attractive of the three, and while Sweet Dream left me questioning if extras would be on the table, this lady's mere presence made that possibility clear. Alas, it's a pet peeve to walk into any establishment and be met with a stare (if I have to say the greeting, I take that as a rude gesture). Yes, I even let a few beats of silence linger to give her the chance.

I'm still curious about this one. A brief scan of this board's history made it clear the place wasn't especially good when it opened, but people rotate.

4. Came back around to Yi Chi, mostly to inquire about Yo Yo (recent discussions put her name in my head). Vivi was canoodling in a room with a client with the door open when I walked in, but after a quick slam of said door and a few moments of adjustment, she came out to speak. What began as a mere inquiry as to future availability turned into a "let me get her" excursion to the basement. When Yo Yo emerged, it felt rude to not take the session being offered.

I'm not a details kind of guy, but suffice to say her positive reputation is well earned. She actually quoted a lower price than I suggested, but really left an impression with her personality. She was tickled to have been requested by name, and was very affectionate / playful in a way I rarely encounter these days (most tend to be a bit brisk and business like). A very encouraging lady, and worth your time and respect.

[WarpFactor69]

Mr. Factor was in the mood to eat some Chinese and have a cup of green tea. He was greeted by a new waitress that was pleasant, easy going, and offered a full meal. He left satisfied, but remains puzzled by the foul smelling hot towels.

[WarpFactor69]

Wanted to feel like a King so I went yesterday afternoon. Amy was fit, cute enough maybe 40, in a skimpy outfit somewhat messed up teeth. Hhr was 50 and massage was quite good. Everything offered on the flip, she was disappointed I didn't want the 200 cfs option. CBJ was 90, standard finish was 60, she wasn't budging. Standard for me. UTC roaming great tits, ass, pussy. As I was leaving I hid behind a curtain as another of you came in and went to a room with her slim young partner, long hair and cute. Wonder who that is.

Thanks for the review. When I'm quoted prices that I'm not comfortable with for the three main options, I take the fourth option of massage only, no extras. I can jerk off at home. My thought is, if guys pay the higher prices they will keep trying to bump them up. On the other hand, if guys refuse to pay high prices, they will adjust them.

[MisterJimmy]

Wanted to feel like a King so I went yesterday afternoon. Amy was fit, cute enough maybe 40, in a skimpy outfit somewhat messed up teeth. Hhr was 50 and massage was quite good. Everything offered on the flip, she was disappointed I didn't want the 200 cfs option. CBJ was 90, standard finish was 60, she wasn't budging. Standard for me. UTC roaming great tits, ass, pussy. As I was leaving I hid behind a curtain as another of you came in and went to a room with her slim young partner, long hair and cute. Wonder who that is.

I've been wanting to give this place another chance since they dipped considerably in quality of service and options. It used to be you paid a little more, but it was worth it.

[Nideoute]

Decided to TOFTT and see if my foot could get lucky at the new spot that opened recently on Oleson near BH. Standard pricing, decent but not great rub, and no extras at all. The lady was cute enough, but nothing to write home about.