Stupid shit in St Louis

[RHornyBoy]

Wow is this a forum about screwing hookers and sharing the details or simping for chicks that only sleep with you if you pay them? That's a rhetorical question of course, as I have been admonished for simply sharing my good fortune. At least a few of you sent me pms thanking me for stirring up the board or telling me you have had the same experience with said provider. Thanks for that, good men. You know who you are and I appreciate you. Doubters and haters can have at it; I've got Teflon skin and a titanium spine LOL. Thanks for your opinions. That's it, reply if you want, but I'm done regarding this topic.

Why haven't you reported this in the Bareback Beauties user blog on this site I am sure the guys looking for this service would be very interested in what you have to report.

[RickBarnes]

I personally wouldn't bareback a provider for one reason. If they think you have $$ she could end up getting pregnant and then you'd be on the hook for child support. Maybe I'm just paranoid but if you have a family member that has taken a DNA test at some point (for ancestry.com or 23 and me or some other site), then they could locate you based on familiar matches in the system. I could just be getting paranoid in my old age but for me, it's not worth taking the risk.

[RHornyBoy]

Have to say this seems like an incredibly arrogant post from someone I thought was an asset to this board. Oh well, live and learn I guess.

I know AIDS is not the death sentence that it once was but it is a lifetime of big pharma drugs, seems to me wrapping it up always in this hobby is just smart.

[Jannisary]

Some girl is barebacking someone at sometime, no matter what she may have told you about always being safe. Being safe, is wrapping yourself up; no matter what the girl or other guys are saying and doing.

Some guy is always claiming to be barebacking some girl, whether he did it or not does not matter and who the fuck really knows.

Some girl is foolish enough to believe some guy and his promises to "never tell" when he knows damn well he will eventually blab it all on some message board.

And so the world turns.

[HolyStone1975]

Wow is this a forum about screwing hookers and sharing the details or simping for chicks that only sleep with you if you pay them? That's a rhetorical question of course, as I have been admonished for simply sharing my good fortune. At least a few of you sent me pms thanking me for stirring up the board or telling me you have had the same experience with said provider. Thanks for that, good men. You know who you are and I appreciate you. Doubters and haters can have at it; I've got Teflon skin and a titanium spine LOL. Thanks for your opinions. That's it, reply if you want, but I'm done regarding this topic.

Are you Brian or Lake? Hard to tell. I guarantee you haven’t had anyone thanking you for stirring up the board on this topic sine you made the entire thing up.

[QueNine]

Shout out to the few of us that type with proper sentences and punctuation. There are so many posts I have to read 4 times because they make zero sense.

[Steven Hyde]

Wow is this a forum about screwing hookers and sharing the details or simping for chicks that only sleep with you if you pay them? That's a rhetorical question of course, as I have been admonished for simply sharing my good fortune. At least a few of you sent me pms thanking me for stirring up the board or telling me you have had the same experience with said provider. Thanks for that, good men. You know who you are and I appreciate you. Doubters and haters can have at it; I've got Teflon skin and a titanium spine LOL. Thanks for your opinions. That's it, reply if you want, but I'm done regarding this topic.

[CarJamm1]

Have to say this seems like an incredibly arrogant post from someone I thought was an asset to this board. Oh well, live and learn I guess.

I agree. Extremely arrogant! What he wrote was total disrespect to Parker. I've never met her but I can't believe how some guys treat women like they are just sub-human and they are superior beings.

[Apache77]

Respectfully, I disagree. I don't think that she would be surprised. She knows what she does with clients, and she knows that she is a topic of discussion here. And believe me I'm not the only one. I'm just telling it like it is. Why would I pull out and unload on that pristine, untattooed back when she wanted me to fill her up with my swimmers? Girls want my DNA inside them even if they are on birth control. It's a matter of evolutionarily biology LOL.

Have to say this seems like an incredibly arrogant post from someone I thought was an asset to this board. Oh well, live and learn I guess.

[Steven Hyde]

Did you just claim the you have gone bbfscip with Parker? I'm sure that would be a surprise to her.

Respectfully, I disagree. I don't think that she would be surprised. She knows what she does with clients, and she knows that she is a topic of discussion here. And believe me I'm not the only one. I'm just telling it like it is. Why would I pull out and unload on that pristine, untattooed back when she wanted me to fill her up with my swimmers? Girls want my DNA inside them even if they are on birth control. It's a matter of evolutionarily biology LOL.

[HolyStone1975]

I should add that I do see lower volume ladies and if I do decide to go slumming then I don't do anything bare. Maybe I've been lucky, but I've not really had any issues. I guess I'm just a dirty dog. When Parker, 401 K Jade, or a lady of similar looks and performance likes to get some tia and DATY I like to go for the pse. To each their own and YMMV of course. Another thing is that I'm a morning person and usually a providers first appointment of the day. Most let me bbfscip after I see them a few times, so I always figure it's the other mongers tasting my load rather than the other way around LOL.

Did you just claim the you have gone bbfscip with Parker? I'm sure that would be a surprise to her.

[Member #6067]

I've never seen someone type so much details about a provider, and yet, provide almost no value with your report. We all know she is great, and your post only contributes to the hush hush details of her account. This is a public board you should share details that are actually useful. Rates / Services / Attitude. Actual Details. Bare Minimum. If you're not going to share details, then don't even bother posting honestly. I don't understand why people don't provide this in reviews. It's all anonymous anyways and will only help another person make an informed decision. / rant.

Your email is full clear some space.

[Admin2]

If any of you guys do something like this on a review thread again then I will place your account in moderation and it will never come off.

The biggest complaint we get from people who leave the forum is that there are groups of Sr Members that pile on people. Grow the fuck up, if you don't like what somebody posts add them to your ignore list or learn to bring it to the fight thread.

I suggest you pay attention to this,

A2

[King50]

Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

The Foreplay: Over the last month, I have been chatting with Parker via text, and I have to tell everyone that it was a refreshing joy to text with her when compared to other providers in the area. She is engaging and actually uses nice pleasantries when communicating. There are none of the one-word replies you see from the others. She uses actual full typed-out sentences that have a caring and flirtatious undertone about them. It is the small things, right? They say first impressions are everything, and texting with her makes the start of the experience much more alluring and builds up the expectations.

The Delay: My work schedule is very hectic, which adds to the complexity of selecting a fixed date and time. But she was able to accommodate, and we finally were able to set up a time that fit both our schedules. Unfortunately, she had a scare with COVID and asked very politely if we could reschedule the day before our visit. I was very grateful that she had the thoughtfulness to think about me and not want to get me sick. Plus, she asked in such a way that I knew she wasn't just making it up, and it built up the anticipation that much more. So she again was accommodating, and we rescheduled; In the back of my head, I just knew it would be well worth the wait.

The Date: For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. No words can describe my first-time Parker experience. You have to experience it yourself to understand fully.

Reviewers talk about her tattoos, body, and how sexy she is; Don't get me wrong, she has all that going for her, but she is so much more than that. When seeing her for the first time, all you can say is "God Damn!" as your jaw drops to the floor. There is an instant connection when you meet her for the first time as she greets you with open arms and the most inviting smile I have ever seen! Parker is a very genuine person. She is so easy to talk to, has an excellent sense of humor, is super down to earth, and is very sweet. Parker made me feel so comfortable, and I felt like I was in the best company ever. She is pretty awesome, in my opinion. But these are all just generic terms and phrases that you might hear or see describing other providers. And this is where I struggle to find the right words. I just can't. Again she is so much more. A phrase from the song "You Put A Spell On Me" by the Devil Doll comes to mind. "You put a spell on me without asking me."

The Conclusion: My catchphrase has always been "she is committed to your success", and we all know what that means, but that doesn't describe the experience or do her justice. I can honestly say that I have never been on a date like this before. When you hesitantly walk away from the date, you do so with so much energy, craving for more. She is hands down, has been the best part of my year thus far, and I cannot wait to see her again. And for those lucky members of the Exclusive Parker Club, you all know exactly what I am talking about!

The What: I know I will undoubtedly get some questions on this review. So I will answer what I think will be the most asked.

1. Hey, will you please share her phone number with me?; No. I respect her privacy and will not.

2. How much was the date?; I do not share information like that. It is not fair to her.

3. What's included in the date?; If you have been with a provider before, I do not need to answer this question. Let's just say it is 1000% worth it.

4. She sounds so awesome; how do I get a date with her?; I found her on P411. She will activate her account when she is ready to take on new clients. So you should get an account on there. Or be on the lookout for ads in the typical places.

5. Does she have an OF?; Yes and No. She does, but she turned it off. She might turn it back on in the future.

6. Pretty Please, can I have her numbers? I'll pay you!; Nope, not happening, see question #1.

Peace and enjoy.

Shivers.

You asked her for a permission to post your review? Did you really believe that she read your long review of her? Wake up bro. Hookers don't care about your courtesy after you pull up your pants and leave. She is making you to come to see her again and tip her more. Put it this way, she is using you.

[RicharddAngle]

Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

The Foreplay: Over the last month, I have been chatting with Parker via text, and I have to tell everyone that it was a refreshing joy to text with her when compared to other providers in the area. She is engaging and actually uses nice pleasantries when communicating. There are none of the one-word replies you see from the others. She uses actual full typed-out sentences that have a caring and flirtatious undertone about them. It is the small things, right? They say first impressions are everything, and texting with her makes the start of the experience much more alluring and builds up the expectations.

The Delay: My work schedule is very hectic, which adds to the complexity of selecting a fixed date and time. But she was able to accommodate, and we finally were able to set up a time that fit both our schedules. Unfortunately, she had a scare with COVID and asked very politely if we could reschedule the day before our visit. I was very grateful that she had the thoughtfulness to think about me and not want to get me sick. Plus, she asked in such a way that I knew she wasn't just making it up, and it built up the anticipation that much more. So she again was accommodating, and we rescheduled; In the back of my head, I just knew it would be well worth the wait.

The Date: For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. No words can describe my first-time Parker experience. You have to experience it yourself to understand fully.

Reviewers talk about her tattoos, body, and how sexy she is; Don't get me wrong, she has all that going for her, but she is so much more than that. When seeing her for the first time, all you can say is "God Damn!" as your jaw drops to the floor. There is an instant connection when you meet her for the first time as she greets you with open arms and the most inviting smile I have ever seen! Parker is a very genuine person. She is so easy to talk to, has an excellent sense of humor, is super down to earth, and is very sweet. Parker made me feel so comfortable, and I felt like I was in the best company ever. She is pretty awesome, in my opinion. But these are all just generic terms and phrases that you might hear or see describing other providers. And this is where I struggle to find the right words. I just can't. Again she is so much more. A phrase from the song "You Put A Spell On Me" by the Devil Doll comes to mind. "You put a spell on me without asking me."

The Conclusion: My catchphrase has always been "she is committed to your success", and we all know what that means, but that doesn't describe the experience or do her justice. I can honestly say that I have never been on a date like this before. When you hesitantly walk away from the date, you do so with so much energy, craving for more. She is hands down, has been the best part of my year thus far, and I cannot wait to see her again. And for those lucky members of the Exclusive Parker Club, you all know exactly what I am talking about!

The What: I know I will undoubtedly get some questions on this review. So I will answer what I think will be the most asked.

1. Hey, will you please share her phone number with me?; No. I respect her privacy and will not.

2. How much was the date?; I do not share information like that. It is not fair to her.

3. What's included in the date?; If you have been with a provider before, I do not need to answer this question. Let's just say it is 1000% worth it.

4. She sounds so awesome; how do I get a date with her?; I found her on P411. She will activate her account when she is ready to take on new clients. So you should get an account on there. Or be on the lookout for ads in the typical places.

5. Does she have an OF?; Yes and No. She does, but she turned it off. She might turn it back on in the future.

6. Pretty Please, can I have her numbers? I'll pay you!; Nope, not happening, see question #1.

Peace and enjoy.

Shivers.

Soooo, can I get her phone number or not?