Stupid shit in St Louis

[DVelvet69]

Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

The Foreplay: Over the last month, I have been chatting with Parker via text, and I have to tell everyone that it was a refreshing joy to text with her when compared to other providers in the area. She is engaging and actually uses nice pleasantries when communicating. There are none of the one-word replies you see from the others. She uses actual full typed-out sentences that have a caring and flirtatious undertone about them. It is the small things, right? They say first impressions are everything, and texting with her makes the start of the experience much more alluring and builds up the expectations.

The Delay: My work schedule is very hectic, which adds to the complexity of selecting a fixed date and time. But she was able to accommodate, and we finally were able to set up a time that fit both our schedules. Unfortunately, she had a scare with COVID and asked very politely if we could reschedule the day before our visit. I was very grateful that she had the thoughtfulness to think about me and not want to get me sick. Plus, she asked in such a way that I knew she wasn't just making it up, and it built up the anticipation that much more. So she again was accommodating, and we rescheduled; In the back of my head, I just knew it would be well worth the wait.

The Date: For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. No words can describe my first-time Parker experience. You have to experience it yourself to understand fully.

Reviewers talk about her tattoos, body, and how sexy she is; Don't get me wrong, she has all that going for her, but she is so much more than that. When seeing her for the first time, all you can say is "God Damn!" as your jaw drops to the floor. There is an instant connection when you meet her for the first time as she greets you with open arms and the most inviting smile I have ever seen! Parker is a very genuine person. She is so easy to talk to, has an excellent sense of humor, is super down to earth, and is very sweet. Parker made me feel so comfortable, and I felt like I was in the best company ever. She is pretty awesome, in my opinion. But these are all just generic terms and phrases that you might hear or see describing other providers. And this is where I struggle to find the right words. I just can't. Again she is so much more. A phrase from the song "You Put A Spell On Me" by the Devil Doll comes to mind. "You put a spell on me without asking me."

The Conclusion: My catchphrase has always been "she is committed to your success", and we all know what that means, but that doesn't describe the experience or do her justice. I can honestly say that I have never been on a date like this before. When you hesitantly walk away from the date, you do so with so much energy, craving for more. She is hands down, has been the best part of my year thus far, and I cannot wait to see her again. And for those lucky members of the Exclusive Parker Club, you all know exactly what I am talking about!

The What: I know I will undoubtedly get some questions on this review. So I will answer what I think will be the most asked.

1. Hey, will you please share her phone number with me?; No. I respect her privacy and will not.

2. How much was the date?; I do not share information like that. It is not fair to her.

3. What's included in the date?; If you have been with a provider before, I do not need to answer this question. Let's just say it is 1000% worth it.

4. She sounds so awesome; how do I get a date with her?; I found her on P411. She will activate her account when she is ready to take on new clients. So you should get an account on there. Or be on the lookout for ads in the typical places.

5. Does she have an OF?; Yes and No. She does, but she turned it off. She might turn it back on in the future.

6. Pretty Please, can I have her numbers? I'll pay you!; Nope, not happening, see question #1.

Peace and enjoy.

Shivers.

Wow, now that's what I call an extremely well thought out and grammatically creative way of saying "absolutely nothing" of any actual value.

[Spellbound728]

I'll see if Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie would like to bring this renaissance tale to
Forward: "When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy". That's mighty white knight of you, thanks. "When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means". Yeah no shit, seeing as how you just waxed poetic and didn't give a review, why not. So you actually wrote this whole thing up and then submitted it to her for approval?

The Prelude: There is an "aura of mystery" as to why you wrote this verbose non review.

The Foreplay: This is where you tell us about what she did to get dick hard or how you get her nipples pointy. But nope you didn't do that did you.

The Delay: This is where you further "delayed" in giving us any relevant details.

The Date: Ok, here comes the good part. Nope you are at a loss for words. But not at a loss to wax nostalgic about a song she triggered in your soul.

The Conclusion: You're thinking of proposing to her soon. Got it!

The What: What?

1. Yes, we aren't suppose to give out numbers, it should be in the ad, no biggie.

2. Pretty much the point of a review is to let us know how much it will cost us. "It is not fair to her". Huh?

3. See number 2, it's called a review for a reason.

4. ok.

5. ok.

6. lolol literally no one is offering to pay you for her #. Snap out of it loverboy.

I think I contracted diabetes from just reading that bull. I'd hate to see him with an actual permissive girlfriend if he's this henpecked after one date with a hooker. Hes ready to sign over his material wealth. Grow some nuts.

[LowdownOne]

I'll see if Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie would like to bring this renaissance tale to the big screen.

Forward: "When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy". That's mighty white knight of you, thanks. "When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means". Yeah no shit, seeing as how you just waxed poetic and didn't give a review, why not. So you actually wrote this whole thing up and then submitted it to her for approval?

The Prelude: There is an "aura of mystery" as to why you wrote this verbose non review.

The Foreplay: This is where you tell us about what she did to get dick hard or how you get her nipples pointy. But nope you didn't do that did you.

The Delay: This is where you further "delayed" in giving us any relevant details.

The Date: Ok, here comes the good part. Nope you are at a loss for words. But not at a loss to wax nostalgic about a song she triggered in your soul.

The Conclusion: You're thinking of proposing to her soon. Got it!

The What: What?

1. Yes, we aren't suppose to give out numbers, it should be in the ad, no biggie.

2. Pretty much the point of a review is to let us know how much it will cost us. "It is not fair to her". Huh?

3. See number 2, it's called a review for a reason.

4. ok.

5. ok.

6. lolol literally no one is offering to pay you for her #. Snap out of it loverboy.

Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

The Foreplay: Over the last month, I have been chatting with Parker via text, and I have to tell everyone that it was a refreshing joy to text with her when compared to other providers in the area. She is engaging and actually uses nice pleasantries when communicating. There are none of the one-word replies you see from the others. She uses actual full typed-out sentences that have a caring and flirtatious undertone about them. It is the small things, right? They say first impressions are everything, and texting with her makes the start of the experience much more alluring and builds up the expectations.

The Delay: My work schedule is very hectic, which adds to the complexity of selecting a fixed date and time. But she was able to accommodate, and we finally were able to set up a time that fit both our schedules. Unfortunately, she had a scare with COVID and asked very politely if we could reschedule the day before our visit. I was very grateful that she had the thoughtfulness to think about me and not want to get me sick. Plus, she asked in such a way that I knew she wasn't just making it up, and it built up the anticipation that much more. So she again was accommodating, and we rescheduled; In the back of my head, I just knew it would be well worth the wait.

The Date: For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. No words can describe my first-time Parker experience. You have to experience it yourself to understand fully.

Reviewers talk about her tattoos, body, and how sexy she is; Don't get me wrong, she has all that going for her, but she is so much more than that. When seeing her for the first time, all you can say is "God Damn!" as your jaw drops to the floor. There is an instant connection when you meet her for the first time as she greets you with open arms and the most inviting smile I have ever seen! Parker is a very genuine person. She is so easy to talk to, has an excellent sense of humor, is super down to earth, and is very sweet. Parker made me feel so comfortable, and I felt like I was in the best company ever. She is pretty awesome, in my opinion. But these are all just generic terms and phrases that you might hear or see describing other providers. And this is where I struggle to find the right words. I just can't. Again she is so much more. A phrase from the song "You Put A Spell On Me" by the Devil Doll comes to mind. "You put a spell on me without asking me."

The Conclusion: My catchphrase has always been "she is committed to your success", and we all know what that means, but that doesn't describe the experience or do her justice. I can honestly say that I have never been on a date like this before. When you hesitantly walk away from the date, you do so with so much energy, craving for more. She is hands down, has been the best part of my year thus far, and I cannot wait to see her again. And for those lucky members of the Exclusive Parker Club, you all know exactly what I am talking about!

The What: I know I will undoubtedly get some questions on this review. So I will answer what I think will be the most asked.

1. Hey, will you please share her phone number with me?; No. I respect her privacy and will not.

2. How much was the date?; I do not share information like that. It is not fair to her.

3. What's included in the date?; If you have been with a provider before, I do not need to answer this question. Let's just say it is 1000% worth it.

4. She sounds so awesome; how do I get a date with her?; I found her on P411. She will activate her account when she is ready to take on new clients. So you should get an account on there. Or be on the lookout for ads in the typical places.

5. Does she have an OF?; Yes and No. She does, but she turned it off. She might turn it back on in the future.

6. Pretty Please, can I have her numbers? I'll pay you!; Nope, not happening, see question #1.

Peace and enjoy.

Shivers.

[Little Richard]

Excellent, classy review, I went and saw her with less information than you supplied. All I needed was for her name to be used in the same sentence with Eden, Tavia and Renae. Everything is YMMV guys, a lot depends on you.

Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

The Foreplay: Over the last month, I have been chatting with Parker via text, and I have to tell everyone that it was a refreshing joy to text with her when compared to other providers in the area. She is engaging and actually uses nice pleasantries when communicating. There are none of the one-word replies you see from the others. She uses actual full typed-out sentences that have a caring and flirtatious undertone about them. It is the small things, right? They say first impressions are everything, and texting with her makes the start of the experience much more alluring and builds up the expectations.

The Delay: My work schedule is very hectic, which adds to the complexity of selecting a fixed date and time. But she was able to accommodate, and we finally were able to set up a time that fit both our schedules. Unfortunately, she had a scare with COVID and asked very politely if we could reschedule the day before our visit. I was very grateful that she had the thoughtfulness to think about me and not want to get me sick. Plus, she asked in such a way that I knew she wasn't just making it up, and it built up the anticipation that much more. So she again was accommodating, and we rescheduled; In the back of my head, I just knew it would be well worth the wait.

The Date: For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. No words can describe my first-time Parker experience. You have to experience it yourself to understand fully.

Reviewers talk about her tattoos, body, and how sexy she is; Don't get me wrong, she has all that going for her, but she is so much more than that. When seeing her for the first time, all you can say is "God Damn!" as your jaw drops to the floor. There is an instant connection when you meet her for the first time as she greets you with open arms and the most inviting smile I have ever seen! Parker is a very genuine person. She is so easy to talk to, has an excellent sense of humor, is super down to earth, and is very sweet. Parker made me feel so comfortable, and I felt like I was in the best company ever. She is pretty awesome, in my opinion. But these are all just generic terms and phrases that you might hear or see describing other providers. And this is where I struggle to find the right words. I just can't. Again she is so much more. A phrase from the song "You Put A Spell On Me" by the Devil Doll comes to mind. "You put a spell on me without asking me."

The Conclusion: My catchphrase has always been "she is committed to your success", and we all know what that means, but that doesn't describe the experience or do her justice. I can honestly say that I have never been on a date like this before. When you hesitantly walk away from the date, you do so with so much energy, craving for more. She is hands down, has been the best part of my year thus far, and I cannot wait to see her again. And for those lucky members of the Exclusive Parker Club, you all know exactly what I am talking about!

The What: I know I will undoubtedly get some questions on this review. So I will answer what I think will be the most asked.

1. Hey, will you please share her phone number with me?; No. I respect her privacy and will not.

2. How much was the date?; I do not share information like that. It is not fair to her.

3. What's included in the date?; If you have been with a provider before, I do not need to answer this question. Let's just say it is 1000% worth it.

4. She sounds so awesome; how do I get a date with her?; I found her on P411. She will activate her account when she is ready to take on new clients. So you should get an account on there. Or be on the lookout for ads in the typical places.

5. Does she have an OF?; Yes and No. She does, but she turned it off. She might turn it back on in the future.

6. Pretty Please, can I have her numbers? I'll pay you!; Nope, not happening, see question #1.

Peace and enjoy.

Shivers.

[Spellbound728]

Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

Jesus Christ on a fkn crutch dude. She's a WG!

When you leave she does the next guy the same as she did the guy that left right before you. Pull yourself together, the girl stacking bags of dog food at Walmart not only looks as good or better but will probably give you an even better time if you happened to date her. That goes for your bank teller or the cashier at the Circle K.

You asked her permission to post that review on this forum? That's beyond pussy whipped bruh. By a prostitute that is in the business of manipulation and will sell you for a trick.

I thought this was a group for us hobbyists to fellowship and exchange information. Not for folks to play both ends and allow the subjects to infiltrate. This is part of the main reason these women are out of control now.

This group is broken. At this point its all with a grain of salt.

Sorry admin. I know I'm on papers. LOL.

[JShanahan427]

So you wrote all of this, which obviously took you a while to compose to tell us that:

She texts in complete sentences
She looks good and has a nice smile
You enjoyed talking with her
You definitely aren't going to tell us any more than that even if we pay you


Ummmmmm.....thanks......I guess.

I've never seen someone type so much details about a provider, and yet, provide almost no value with your report. We all know she is great, and your post only contributes to the hush hush details of her account. This is a public board you should share details that are actually useful. Rates / Services / Attitude. Actual Details. Bare Minimum. If you're not going to share details, then don't even bother posting honestly. I don't understand why people don't provide this in reviews. It's all anonymous anyways and will only help another person make an informed decision. / rant.

[Alerius]

Forward: When I do a review, I always get permission from the provider before I post. This is just common courtesy. When I showed Parker the review, this is what she said "Please! By all means, I would love for you to post it. That's not just a review for me, it means so much more than that" So it is with her blessing that I give you my review of the Parker Experience.

The Prelude: I have heard so much about Parker and was super curious about all the hype surrounding her. You read the review on her, and most of them say, "You can't explain it" or that she is their number one choice of provider, goat, or something along those lines. There is an aura of mystery and a cult-type following that I haven't seen for other providers. The Exclusive Parker Club, members-only, is what I call it. So when she opened up her books last month, I was ecstatic to be one of the lucky few to secure a date; as most people may or may not know, she is very selective, private, and doesn't take on new clients often. Little did I know what I was about to get myself into.

The Foreplay: Over the last month, I have been chatting with Parker via text, and I have to tell everyone that it was a refreshing joy to text with her when compared to other providers in the area. She is engaging and actually uses nice pleasantries when communicating. There are none of the one-word replies you see from the others. She uses actual full typed-out sentences that have a caring and flirtatious undertone about them. It is the small things, right? They say first impressions are everything, and texting with her makes the start of the experience much more alluring and builds up the expectations.

The Delay: My work schedule is very hectic, which adds to the complexity of selecting a fixed date and time. But she was able to accommodate, and we finally were able to set up a time that fit both our schedules. Unfortunately, she had a scare with COVID and asked very politely if we could reschedule the day before our visit. I was very grateful that she had the thoughtfulness to think about me and not want to get me sick. Plus, she asked in such a way that I knew she wasn't just making it up, and it built up the anticipation that much more. So she again was accommodating, and we rescheduled; In the back of my head, I just knew it would be well worth the wait.

The Date: For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. No words can describe my first-time Parker experience. You have to experience it yourself to understand fully.

Reviewers talk about her tattoos, body, and how sexy she is; Don't get me wrong, she has all that going for her, but she is so much more than that. When seeing her for the first time, all you can say is "God Damn!" as your jaw drops to the floor. There is an instant connection when you meet her for the first time as she greets you with open arms and the most inviting smile I have ever seen! Parker is a very genuine person. She is so easy to talk to, has an excellent sense of humor, is super down to earth, and is very sweet. Parker made me feel so comfortable, and I felt like I was in the best company ever. She is pretty awesome, in my opinion. But these are all just generic terms and phrases that you might hear or see describing other providers. And this is where I struggle to find the right words. I just can't. Again she is so much more. A phrase from the song "You Put A Spell On Me" by the Devil Doll comes to mind. "You put a spell on me without asking me."

The Conclusion: My catchphrase has always been "she is committed to your success", and we all know what that means, but that doesn't describe the experience or do her justice. I can honestly say that I have never been on a date like this before. When you hesitantly walk away from the date, you do so with so much energy, craving for more. She is hands down, has been the best part of my year thus far, and I cannot wait to see her again. And for those lucky members of the Exclusive Parker Club, you all know exactly what I am talking about!

The What: I know I will undoubtedly get some questions on this review. So I will answer what I think will be the most asked.

1. Hey, will you please share her phone number with me?; No. I respect her privacy and will not.

2. How much was the date?; I do not share information like that. It is not fair to her.

3. What's included in the date?; If you have been with a provider before, I do not need to answer this question. Let's just say it is 1000% worth it.

4. She sounds so awesome; how do I get a date with her?; I found her on P411. She will activate her account when she is ready to take on new clients. So you should get an account on there. Or be on the lookout for ads in the typical places.

5. Does she have an OF?; Yes and No. She does, but she turned it off. She might turn it back on in the future.

6. Pretty Please, can I have her numbers? I'll pay you!; Nope, not happening, see question #1.

Peace and enjoy.

Shivers.

So you wrote all of this, which obviously took you a while to compose to tell us that:

She texts in complete sentences
She looks good and has a nice smile
You enjoyed talking with her
You definitely aren't going to tell us any more than that even if we pay you


Ummmmmm.....thanks......I guess.

[ShiverMeToday]

Does anyone remember assfinders.com?

[Spellbound728]

Lmao I love in a group of guys doing illegal things your pride insists that you try to be the coolest guy. Hate to break it to you, it isn't working.

If you have any other "expertise" and your false sense of ego just can't let you keep your shit to yourself, I suggest you take it to the forum for shit talkers. Consider this thread of it closed.

Great advice considering it coming from a self-proclaimed fool. Impressive.

[DonSpade]

Lmao I love in a group of guys doing illegal things your pride insists that you try to be the coolest guy. Hate to break it to you, it isn't working.

If you have any other "expertise" and your false sense of ego just can't let you keep your shit to yourself, I suggest you take it to the forum for shit talkers. Consider this thread of it closed.

Another thread closed looks familiar.

[AceChase]

Piper is real, and this ad is accurate with current pics. I see her fairly often. She posts nearly everyday for a couple years now. She frequently travels to Chicago to work, and some other cities, but she's based here in St Louis.

Not sure how you're getting all those other links? Lloyd.

She looks EXTREMELY skinny now, is she still that way? Her face just looks. Different. Like drugs have gotten to her- quickly.

[Rally7]

BoilerWelder is right so that probably explains a lot. Discretion is paramount here. Thanks for all the suggestions. If / When it ever works out I'll report back.

If it is a matter of not wanting to have charges that show "xyz motel" on your CC statement, I can totally understand that. Maybe use cash to purchase a Visa Gift card and use that at a decent hotel, if that is preferred? Just a thought.

Otherwise, the Ivy off Old Olive Street Road is closest, but the three notels off Watson are only about 5 min farther away. Your call.

[JustMe79]

Right, nothing in your detail except what not to do. I never said it was a foolproof way. Keep on knocking on random citizens' doors chasing hookers. Darwin has a way of dealing with stragglers.

Lmao I love in a group of guys doing illegal things your pride insists that you try to be the coolest guy. Hate to break it to you, it isn't working.

If you have any other "expertise" and your false sense of ego just can't let you keep your shit to yourself, I suggest you take it to the forum for shit talkers. Consider this thread of it closed.

[Spellbound728]

Lol You'll be fine. Appreciate the more detailed info rather than just continuing to be a dick about it. I scoped the neighborhood, plenty of people in and around the house I was going to. I wasn't concerned.

Your approach still has risk even after you go inside. There isn't a foolproof way, just eliminate as much risk as possible.

Right, nothing in your detail except what not to do. I never said it was a foolproof way. Keep on knocking on random citizens' doors chasing hookers. Darwin has a way of dealing with stragglers.

[JustMe79]

Are you referring to the ad poster or yourself? That was about as a dumb of a move as I've ever heard. I wouldn't knock on a stranger's door under any circumstances. Even when I was a greenhorn twenty something kid learning the hobby.

Had they wanted to do something to you they would have, don't flatter yourself you're not that intimidating, especially making a move like that. You obviously are slow on street knowledge, they could've let you into the house and did what they had to do. Unless you're a stunt double for Jet Li, or ex special forces Liam Neeson skilled you can't handle two or three armed thugs.

You better learn how to carry yourself out here and you better learn pdq. Or stick to the upscale masseuses and AMP's.

Lol You'll be fine. Appreciate the more detailed info rather than just continuing to be a dick about it. I scoped the neighborhood, plenty of people in and around the house I was going to. I wasn't concerned.

Your approach still has risk even after you go inside. There isn't a foolproof way, just eliminate as much risk as possible.