Massage Parlor Reports

[Folkster]

Hey guys,

Long time lurker, I think this is my first post in Portland. Really striking out on little more than UTC play and eta standard finishes. I'd love to find a place in couve or anywhere in Portland where the view is good, the menu is open and reasonable, and I can quench my thirst. Please feel free to DM me as I see a lot of general references but it's hard to pin down good locations. Help a brother out.

[Stlpdx]

Been doing some reading here as I'm just getting my feet wet. I've mostly been on the west side and have had similar experiences with EZ, Nature, and Lucky.

[GrandpaJ]

Is this a new place or did you mean 52nd and Powell?

Yes, I'm sorry.

[RayKurin]

A spa around 52 n'd and Division ran by Lily, a little older but cute in her own way, can get the full service needed for your engine here.

Is this a new place or did you mean 52nd and Powell?

[Count23]

As someone else mentioned, a couple of Benjamin's for HE. Throw in 1 or 2 more for a CBJ.

If you're paying $200 for a HE and $400 for CBJ, you're overpaying by a lot. For CBJ I tip 80, max.

[GrandpaJ]

I've been reading the board for quite some time and decided to join in and share my experiences. I've visited a lot of spas in the Portland area, and my experiences might differ from some of you younger guys because I am older, but I've found that generally money talks in these places. Here are just a few that I will share now:

North end of 82nd place seems natural and manual. Nina will give you one of the best ass massages you have ever had, the rest of the massage is pretty good too. Extras are a little limited, but as sweet as she is, is not much of a looker.

Halsey and Q go h and in hand on this one. Usually an attractive girl paired with a thicker girl, Jenny is no longer here but was absolutely gorgeous, wide open menu for the dining here.

Heart of Gresham and tasted like a Cherry until recently. Jessica gave a decent massage, probably one of the best racks in the game, but menu was limited to HE and seeing some boobs. Now there's an older gal working there, the experience wasn't worth the $.

When the moon is Blue on Division then you know you're in for a good treat. Pretty well known, not much to add here, usually good for a decent rub and CBJ, can steal a kiss from time to time.

St Johns has an Oriental by the name of Lily, has been my latest go to. Mid 30's, bubbly and fun, great massage, will pull out boobs and let you lick them, always allows me to pull down mask on my way out and grab a kiss, hoping I can get more in the future, frequent here the most right now.

A spa around 52 n'd and Division ran by Lily, a little older but cute in her own way, can get the full service needed for your engine here.

Tigard's Lavender located on 99 used to be a mainstay go for me, not a looker but Wendy will make sure you leave drained, sometimes twice.

An Aurora sighting on Division near the US Bank, this place will generally service all of your needs, used to see a gal by the name of Nancy in here, she was a little wild.

The King's Spa in NW, so notorious in name, I've found the quality of girls to be going downhill so haven't visited this place in a while.

The House, yes, that one. Come clean and be cleaned by the tongue, all services available.

These are just a few of the places I've visited, like I said, I'm kind of partial to St Johns right now even though she's about half my age. Happy mongering out there gentlemen!

[Zippy69]

That is my big tip too. Don't cover. I also keep my hands close to the edge of the table so I can get some good OTC rubbing when they push up against my hand. It lets them know what you are there for and also test the water (if they don't move out of reach) on if they are good for extras.

When you lay on the table face down, spread your legs a little and tuck your cock and balls so they are visible between your legs. This gives good access for teasing.

[MpDuck]

Just get to your room, take off all your clothes, lie on your front, do not try to cover up with a towel or anything, and the girl will know what you're interested in.

That is my big tip too. Don't cover. I also keep my hands close to the edge of the table so I can get some good OTC rubbing when they push up against my hand. It lets them know what you are there for and also test the water (if they don't move out of reach) on if they are good for extras.

[Sancho1999]

My advice would be to start with a place that gives decent massages and no-drama HE, then work up to the FS places afterwards if that is what you're interested in. I would also avoid places with younger masseuses at first. They can be way too greedy, and many of them try to short you on time

Be nice. Smile. Don't talk too much. Act like you've done this a million times. Do these things, and you shoud have a decent time. And you'll be ready to handle the Tinas.

Probably the best advice here. Too many knuckle heads expect young hot providers AND want to pay Walmart prices.

I do exactly what is said here. If I get a haggle free HE.

I always return and THEN try for more.

[Joepdx]

Take a look around at what's going on in the streets near these places with all the homeless, drugs, and crime. Do you really think the police are interested in wasting their time on some massage parlors??

Go in to any place, just tell them you want one hour, don't ask a lot of questions. I've heard guys walk in asking about "full body massage" or "erotic massage" etc. This is bound to set off some red flags.

Also if you don't like the looks of the girl greeting you, then you can ask if any other girls are there. Make sure you know which girl is giving the massage ahead of time to avoid bait and switch. If you don't like any of them you can always leave and try a different place.

Just get to your room, take off all your clothes, lie on your front, do not try to cover up with a towel or anything, and the girl will know what you're interested in.

I just discovered this forum yesterday and I also just discovered the world of AMP's this week. I figured this would be a good place to tell the story as I have yet to experience an AMP. I am very new to this world I didn't even know existed. After reading this forum a bit I figured I would give it a shot. So I hit up the ATM and I was on my way. Boy did I have a bad day. Maybe this isn't for me. On my way to the destination I had decided on, I drove by another option unexpectedly. I figured, why not? It's closer. Before I could even pull into the parking lot I noticed three cop cars across the street staring at the place. I immediately kept driving. I got to the destination of my choosing but not before driving three or four times around the block making sure I was good to go and extremely paranoid as it was my first time. Blue Sky. My heart was racing out of my chest and I was more nervous than I've ever been in anything in my life. I know it sounds pathetic. I walk in and was greeted by an older yet somewhat attractive woman who jumped up from what seemed like a nap and immediately asked if I wanted a massage. I told her yes and she escorted me to the room. As soon as I walked in she grabbed my junk and pointed at her mouth and said "huh?" she then pointed down at herself and gave me an extremely awkward thrusting motion and said "huh?" I pointed to her mouth and she said "how long" I said "30 minutes" she said "okay $200" I said "no, that's too much. She proceeded to pull out a phone and translate the same amount. I told her no. How about $120. She said "no no no" so I said okay, Just a HE if that's was the case..

[Pdx503]

You'll be in good hands with Yoyo at tranq LOL.

That's pretty good. I can totally see that happening at your first stop. The masseuse sounds like Tina -- see my post from a few days ago. Thanks for sharing.

My advice would be to start with a place that gives decent massages and no-drama HE, then work up to the FS places afterwards if that is what you're interested in. I would also avoid places with younger masseuses at first. They can be way too greedy, and many of them try to short you on time.

Tranq at 99th and 9X w in Vancouver would be a good place to start. Some of the masseuses are old, some are more attractive than others, but most of them give a decent massage followed by a basic HJ without any mention of money. Some of them have nice tits and will pull them out for you. Tip a couple of Jacksons on your way out after an hour massage w / HE, and everybody's happy. If you get some nice tit play, throw in another Jackson.

Be nice. Smile. Don't talk too much. Act like you've done this a million times. Do these things, and you shoud have a decent time. And you'll be ready to handle the Tinas.

[Pdx503]

Those are two extremely visits and not anything I normally experience. Good thinking to know when to walk away. Don't overtip or they all expect more next time. As someone else mentioned, a couple of Benjamin's for HE. Throw in 1 or 2 more for a CBJ. I personally would never pay more than 1-1. 4 for FS. $$ total after house fee and tip is my max. That initial quote of $$ for 30 min of anything is laughable.

I just discovered this forum yesterday and I also just discovered the world of AMP's this week. I figured this would be a good place to tell the story as I have yet to experience an AMP. I am very new to this world I didn't even know existed. After reading this forum a bit I figured I would give it a shot. So I hit up the ATM and I was on my way. Boy did I have a bad day. Maybe this isn't for me. On my way to the destination I had decided on, I drove by another option unexpectedly. I figured, why not? It's closer. Before I could even pull into the parking lot I noticed three cop cars across the street staring at the place. I immediately kept driving. I got to the destination of my choosing but not before driving three or four times around the block making sure I was good to go and extremely paranoid as it was my first time. Blue Sky. My heart was racing out of my chest and I was more nervous than I've ever been in anything in my life. I know it sounds pathetic. I walk in and was greeted by an older yet somewhat attractive woman who jumped up from what seemed like a nap and immediately asked if I wanted a massage. I told her yes and she escorted me to the room. As soon as I walked in she grabbed my junk and pointed at her mouth and said "huh?" she then pointed down at herself and gave me an extremely awkward thrusting motion and said "huh?" I pointed to her mouth and she said "how long" I said "30 minutes" she said "okay $200" I said "no, that's too much. She proceeded to pull out a phone and translate the same amount. I told her no. How about $120. She said "no no no" so I said okay, Just a HE if that's was the case. She then gestured with her hand the motion while giving me the most terrifying facial expression and She said "Okay $150" I respectfully declined and tried to bargain. She wasn't having it. She became very frustrated and started yelling in Chinese. She then said "you give me money now!" I walked out as she yelled some more..

[PocoPene]

I just discovered this forum yesterday and I also just discovered the world of AMP's this week. I figured this would be a good place to tell the story as I have yet to experience an AMP. I am very new to this world I didn't even know existed. After reading this forum a bit I figured I would give it a shot.

Right across from Blue Sky is Portland Nursery. I go there (Nursery) quite often when I am in Portland. I have found cops quite often in their parking lot. I think it is just a park and bullshit with each other spot for the cops. They may or may not be watching Blue Sky but it just doesn't feel that way to me when I have seen them there. You never know for sure but I just don't get the vibe that's what they are doing there. Not that I've never made a mistake.

[AmaznAzn]

Do they have actual Thai massage?

No, pretty standard to what you'll find in the Chinese AMP's with a little more stretching and minus the HE.

[NoFearToTry]

According to my sources, there was a compliant by either a customer or neighbors that trigger the police response.

At this moment nobody really knows if the girl (s) are still custody.

What is clear is that they are still looking for the "intelectual owner" (if you now what I mean).

Be safe out there.

Most of the time they pop on these places it is to shut it down to make the "karens" and "kermits" complainers happy. If they really wanted the owners its easy, they are usually lazy about it. they are more excited when it comes to confiscating the cash on hand in the "facility" ..........

These places usually/typically still have the name listed on "paper" under the business but it never gets changed and when it sells someone just else takes over. I know one place that has changed "owners" 4 times in the last 12 months but still has the same "name" on file.