Massage Parlor Reports

[Bike Rider X]

Went to go see Nikole in the north Suburb. Got to the cheap motel and got the room number. She opened the door and it was pitch black, not one light on. She didn't look bad in the dark. Nice body and huge tits. As my eyes adjusted I noticed her stomach was nasty. It looked like she had given birth to twins yesterday! I should have ran, but you all know the story. She asked me to get undressed and I asked her to take off her top, no, top stays on. After a 10 minute crappy massage she asks for $200! I said are you crazy! No chance! If her pussy looked anything like that stomach it wasn't worth $50. She also had a nasty Botox face job. During the massage she kept hounding me for $200, over and over again, no chance lady, not happening. Got my clothes on and left, was there 15 minutes for $220, what a huge waste of money!

[OneForFun82]

Any one tried Amy up in Albany Park?

[AstaPeas540]

Hey everyone,

I am a new person in this community, and was planning to go to chicago and have some fun. This is my first time trying an escort, I have done my research on them, apparently everything checks out, but would definitely love to hear what others have to say, any reviews on them is much appreciated. Thank you.

Escort - 1: https://tryst.link/escort/angerla-99.

Escort - 2: https://preferred411.com/P228504.

[UltimateH56]

Anyone been? Can't find any reports.

[Kda Kodiac]

Saw Judy at OD wellness this morning, was good but not great. Got the hour with good massage to start off, she started roaming at my inner thigh then I tilted my hips up, gave me a tickle in my hole then started rimming. Tongue was good along with her stroking me. That went on for about 5 min and got me rock hard ready for what I heard will be one of the best BBBJCIM from an AMP in the entire city. She started sucking really good for about 30 seconds then did mostly HJ with her licking the tip. Not much actually going in her mouth. I hadn't busted a nut in several days so I wasn't going to last long even with basic strokes but I was expecting more sucking action, didn't happen. I even told her to suck more instead of stroking and she did for another 30 sec then back to stroking. I was about to finish and told her to finish it off in her mouth and she sucked on the head and pulled away right as I started shooting my ropes. None of it went in her mouth so that was a bummer. Before I left I asked if she did FS and that was a negative. Overall if I could start this day off again I'd rather go to X in Mt. Prospect and got someone much younger since I thought Judy's sucking skills were going to make up for her old age. Oh well.

Had a couple sessions with her. My experience varied a bit. Marvelous table shower with a little oral help, then into the room. Very slow medium massage over my whole body. On the flip a quick shoulder massage followed by an oral assault. She kept going till I was spent. No phone interruptions. Yes she is mature, yes she does not have spinner looks, but she is definitely experienced and worth the session. Obviously YMMV. For the adventurous there is a Foot massage place across the street (Legit) that offers a great legit supplement.

[FastSubaru]

With Zeus gone, what are my best options for Latinas in the area?

Princess Latina isn't too far from there.

I haven't had an amazing experience yet but they're younger and look good. The receptionist is beautiful but doesn't do massages.

I'm looking to try Vida Massage or Sunrise.

I'll report back when I do.

[Drawers333]

Nah, L1 is definitely included at TPro. I feel like everyone's agenda at TPro is to sell a topless L1 for 100. So expect that.

Sorry. Correction: Definitely not included*.

[DarkGo73]

Any active places near convention center or area? Flying in soon.

[OneForFun82]

With Zeus gone, what are my best options for Latinas in the area?

[SpaGuy21]

I've been a recognized regular

I've been over-tipping her a bit

and she only works a few days a week at the spa.

These girls see the whole spectrum when it comes to clients. From good looking, nice guy, good tippers to disgusting, cheap, assholes and everything in between. So she probably views you as being on the positive end of that spectrum. Furthermore, she is probably trying to ensure she has good clients that visit during her limited schedule. Remember, you are not her only client and probably not the only one she's shared her number with. I've been guilty of this in the past but we all sometimes like to believe that we are getting special treatment and they may even tell you that. Don't know how many times I've heard "I only do this for you" Sometimes it's kinda, sorta believable but usually not likely.

Was hoping it might be a prelude to L3, which I haven't pushed for yet.

Nonetheless, she did share her number so that is a positive. There is some level of trust, however miniscule or great that may be. This is at least an opportunity to "explore" more and better options. If you're timid about asking for more maybe wait for the right opportunity to bring it up in a joking or hypothetical way. If she's appalled, just agree and apologize. But, if she doesn't shoot you down, game on.

Ie; While you are getting your typical service, you casually say something like "ooh, I wish I could ABC or XYZ" Gauge her response and reply accordingly. If she flips out, then it's a simple "oh, I know you don't do that, I'm very excited and just wish we could" BUT, if she gives you that smile, wink or other non-verbal cue, then anything is possible. (Just don't be surprised when she busts out her little sex kit with condoms and lube, hahaha).

Good luck, stay safe and review your local MP!!

[Drawers333]

Another post about Mandy at Golden Dream. Went in for a quick 30 minutes and she was open from the jump being playful with her tits at the front desk. This was a good change up since this was my first time there and didn't have to do the tease in the beginning to test the waters. Convo was teasing throughout. Massage was nothing exciting. . 5 for the door and. 6 for an L1.

I think someone said the L1 is with the door fee at T-Pro. Is that right?

Nah, L1 is definitely included at TPro. I feel like everyone's agenda at TPro is to sell a topless L1 for 100. So expect that.

[TJGeek]

Where is classy ladies? I don't see it on Google.

Classy Ladies is here: https://classyladiesofchicago.escortbook.com/models.

They have hotel locations around O'Hare and surrounding areas west and north.

Also referred to as 262 on this form (area code is 262).

Generally a good service but read the individual reviews.

[Jinurso]

I'm genuinely curious, do the CLM girls want to hook up with you outside of the CLM spots or just have their number to set up the appointments AT CLM?? I've taken a long break from CLM at the moment as the $160 hhr plus minimum $50 tip for a BJ just feels pricey for what I get. I'd rather have a really nice massage for $80 and pay $150-200 for FS and not feel rushed. If the hour fee at CLM was $160 or maybe even $200 I'd do it more often but I doubt that will ever happen now, but $220-270 for hhr seems like a rip to me. I'd rather spend less or drop $500 on my ATF indie escort--and yes an hour with her is absolutely twice (or more like 3 x /4 x) better than the appointment at CLM.

Different girls have different motives there. I have numbers for eight current or former girls there. Two of them we only ever chatted about when they are coming in so we could coordinate something like an outfit request. One of them ended up starting her own shop and wanted to build up some clientele first. Three of them wanted to arrange a side thing where they come to my place or I go to their house. One of those three seems to be considering starting a shop of her own. Two of them wanted to hang out and socialize and seemed genuinely interested in something romantic.

[Chiguyxxx]

I probably have numbers for the entire CLM roster by now. It's so funny because they all do the same thing. "Here's my number. You should call me or text me some time. Please don't tell any of the other girls I did this. ".

The other posters pretty much nailed it. Most of the time the girl wants to keep in touch in case she leaves or if she wants to do something on the side. One girl sounded like she's plotting to open her own place soon. Every so often there's a genuine personal interest, like with one of them who I think uses CLM to look for a husband to marry her away from the business.

I'm genuinely curious, do the CLM girls want to hook up with you outside of the CLM spots or just have their number to set up the appointments AT CLM?? I've taken a long break from CLM at the moment as the $160 hhr plus minimum $50 tip for a BJ just feels pricey for what I get. I'd rather have a really nice massage for $80 and pay $150-200 for FS and not feel rushed. If the hour fee at CLM was $160 or maybe even $200 I'd do it more often but I doubt that will ever happen now, but $220-270 for hhr seems like a rip to me. I'd rather spend less or drop $500 on my ATF indie escort--and yes an hour with her is absolutely twice (or more like 3 x /4 x) better than the appointment at CLM.

[Chiguyxxx]

I always see posts about the girls of CLM but hardly ever anything on Ywsm. Just was wondering if anyone has gone to YWSM and how it has been? Seems a little cheaper and the girls look good and have some big natural tits. I appreciate the feedback guys as I don't know much about either place other than what red.

YWSM isn't really a massage place, it's an escort agency. You pay the fee and you get the full escort experience for the money paid. You are usually paying $260-280 for the hour with no tips expected. The biggest problem I have had with YWSM over the years is the gap between the pics and the girl. Sometimes it's accurate or close and sometimes it's way off. And the girls can be hit or miss. Reviews are a big help over there. But you usually get what you paid for.

CLM is a massage joint with extras. You are paying $160 hhr or $220 for an hour and that just gets you a handjob usually. Anything beyond that is a tip, some girls do more, some don't. So you have to weigh that. Some girls have a sliding scale as to what they charge depending on you, their mood, the temperature, etc. But it's usually at least $50 more for a blowjob (often covered) to $100 minimum for CFS. Some girls are $150+ for FS. With the door fee that can get pricey REAL fast and you still don't know going in with a new girl what you'll get. And while I haven't been burned as often with fake pics on CLM, they do have them. I remember seeing Sandra and being VERY disappointed with her looks vs the pics. But Sarah's pics are pretty on the nose.

That help?