Massage Parlor Reports

[Moose21]

I am beginning to suspect that "the pad" is a new scam. I've encountered it three times in the past month at three different places. That's a WAY higher frequency than I have ever encountered.

I now say "Are you on your period?" before the session starts. Great way to find out if FS is available, but also avoid the "oops I took your money but my pussy is offline" nonsense.

You're probably right. However in this case I didn't give her any money until after she gave me the bad news.

[AussieFury]

Against my better judgment I decided to have some fun in Federal Way. I thought I would give Lotus on 324th a try. Girl introduced herself as Cici. Matched the description given in an earlier review so I'm sure it was her.

Paid for an hour. Massage was absolutely lame and very rushed. It was like she had a checklist and needed to "rub" every part of my body as quickly as possible. On the flip she asked what I wanted. She looked like she would be fun so I asked for FS. She said not possible and pointed to her pad. Well fuck! Opted for a BJ. Huge mistake. The girl doesn't have a sensual bone in her body. Hard, fast and painful. The longer I took the harder and faster she sucked. Pretty fucking lame. Switched to HJ and that was just as pathetic. Out of there in 35 minutes. Not planning to return.

I am beginning to suspect that "the pad" is a new scam. I've encountered it three times in the past month at three different places. That's a WAY higher frequency than I have ever encountered.

I now say "Are you on your period?" before the session starts. Great way to find out if FS is available, but also avoid the "oops I took your money but my pussy is offline" nonsense.

[Moose21]

Against my better judgment I decided to have some fun in Federal Way. I thought I would give Lotus on 324th a try. Girl introduced herself as Cici. Matched the description given in an earlier review so I'm sure it was her.

Paid for an hour. Massage was absolutely lame and very rushed. It was like she had a checklist and needed to "rub" every part of my body as quickly as possible. On the flip she asked what I wanted. She looked like she would be fun so I asked for FS. She said not possible and pointed to her pad. Well fuck! Opted for a BJ. Huge mistake. The girl doesn't have a sensual bone in her body. Hard, fast and painful. The longer I took the harder and faster she sucked. Pretty fucking lame. Switched to HJ and that was just as pathetic. Out of there in 35 minutes. Not planning to return.

[Member #6146]

Stopped by M&M after a disappointing attempt at a CD with another provider, and after the first loss for the night I should've just gone home LOL. First time I've ever been here and the parking lot was empty so I thought hmmm this is either going to be really good or really bad. I walked in greeted at the door asked if I wanted a 4 hand massage, I've never had one before so wth let's go. I get in the room and they are bs'ing back and forth with each other in Chinese more than massaging me. This goes on for about 10 minutes they then have multiple guests walk in so my four hand just became a 2 hand real quick. Time for the flip at this point it is been a total waste of time and money so I'm hopeful the flip is better. Well it wasn't, so I opted to save some money as this night was a waste already. I declined FS and only wanted HJ that's when she got real irritated and decided to take it out on mini me with the world's most aggressive jackhammer technique possible. Honestly if it didn't hurt so much I would have been impressed with her feats of strength. It was about 2-3 minutes in I threw the towel in and said I got this I can finish my self. I hope everyone had a better night than me I don't think I'll be heading back there anytime soon.

[AussieFury]

One guy in Jan 2021 gave $$ but did not say what it included. After someone asked why he gave so much this was the response: " I bring $200 and if the session goes to my liking, she gets it all after the house gets paid. I do not need to itemize what happened. ".

So maybe.

Before that appears to be June 2020 after they moved, and the guy gave $6 total and claims they remember him from before.

Thank you, ScotchYoke.

[ScotchYoke]

Anyone with RM premium (or personal experience) tell me the last time there was a FS report at QQ in FedWay? The ladies there are smoking hot (yay) but wear yoga pants (boo).

One guy in Jan 2021 gave $$ but did not say what it included. After someone asked why he gave so much this was the response: " I bring $200 and if the session goes to my liking, she gets it all after the house gets paid. I do not need to itemize what happened. ".

So maybe.

Before that appears to be June 2020 after they moved, and the guy gave $6 total and claims they remember him from before.

[AussieFury]

Do any of the spa ladies provide BBFS down there? I remember someone at ocean did a year or so ago and I went several times. Feel free to PM me if you don't want the info getting out. .

None that I know of currently.

[Saffrole]

Do any of the spa ladies provide BBFS down there? I remember someone at ocean did a year or so ago and I went several times. Feel free to PM me if you don't want the info getting out. .

[AussieFury]

Anyone with RM premium (or personal experience) tell me the last time there was a FS report at QQ in FedWay? The ladies there are smoking hot (yay) but wear yoga pants (boo).

[HelloSailor]

She say she coming back up here?

No, didn't say where she's going next either. I'll ask every time I see her while she's here.

[Ender Wiggins]

I was in Portland today and when I started home (Olympia) I decided to check out my favorite spot, Sunny Asian, in Vancouver. Not expecting much I open the door and here's this skinny girl in a white dress with red polka dots. Damn if isn't Vicki. She recognizes me and goes nuts, leads me to a room and we had a really great reunion. She said she's been there three days and will be there for two months. I go to Portland nearly every week. I'll see her a few more times before she's gone for good. If you miss / missed her. You know where she is now. Cheers.

She say she coming back up here?

[HelloSailor]

I was in Portland today and when I started home (Olympia) I decided to check out my favorite spot, Sunny Asian, in Vancouver. Not expecting much I open the door and here's this skinny girl in a white dress with red polka dots. Damn if isn't Vicki. She recognizes me and goes nuts, leads me to a room and we had a really great reunion. She said she's been there three days and will be there for two months. I go to Portland nearly every week. I'll see her a few more times before she's gone for good. If you miss / missed her. You know where she is now. Cheers.

[AussieFury]

Based on a suggestion, I'm considering a visit to Federal Way. The AMP is called River located on 17 xx South 312th. Guess there's any old location and new one. Not much info on the forum. What kind of girls and menu can I expect? Thanks!

It says "Haiyun Spa" on the sign. Expect 4-5 girls. Generally MILF / aunties, never a granny, an occasional 30-something hottie, and even a rare 20-something superstar every blue moon.

You can ask to see any that aren't busy when you are in the lobby.

Service level is generally high. $200 CFS. CBJ vs BBBJ depends on the girl and your grooming.

I've had some great visits here, and a few "ok" ones. But never a bad one.

[OzzyKid62]

Based on a suggestion, I'm considering a visit to Federal Way. The AMP is called River located on 17 xx South 312th. Guess there's any old location and new one. Not much info on the forum. What kind of girls and menu can I expect? Thanks!

[ScotchYoke]

https://tacoma.skipthegames.com/mass...u/633578017274

Visited this place Tuesday morning. . 4 hhr. 7 hr went for the hour. Table shower was available for the hour at no extra cost. Not sure about a half hour. Place was nicely renovated. The girl (Vicky) had on a miniskirt and a shirt with a plunging neckline. Average looks. Not thin around the waist, but not rolls hanging off her. Probably 30's. Table shower started off ok. Washed me down nicely. Off to the massage. Was completely ok with roaming. Ass felt nice. Boobs were nice too, but she was wearing a bra that was a stretchy material that was a pullover type almost like a sports bra, but obviously showed a little more, so it didn't really come off. During haggle time she wanted $$ but only had $6 left and she took it, and wouldn't leave the room to grab supplies until after she had taken the. 1 I had leftover after handing. 8 for the hour. She comes back in and stretches a rubber over my limp dick and begins a very dreadful CBJ that did nothing for me. She kept my head in her mouth and tried to stroke. I almost would prefer an HJ to get me hard if someone is just going to try and shove me limp into a condom. She had to spit the taste out of her mouth twice. She then just laid down on the bed and I had to finish getting myself hard. Finished but did not really feel satisfied at all. She was a sweet girl and definitely not a grannie or a fatty but this just isn't the job for her. Her personality was nice and the massage was good but everything after wasn't doing it for me. If some other girls show up maybe I'll try again.

Also, they give you a card and sign blocks in the back and after 10 you get a free massage (I imagine other activities are still extra tip). The card had a label with their phone number over a number originally printed on the card. The original number links to a massage parlor in Florida.