Massage Parlor Reports

[SdDave]

Heading up that whay this afternoon and hoping I can get a recommendation from you guys. Rub quality not too important. Rather enjoy mutual touch with good handi. BBBJ snd FS would be great bonus. Let me know if any good spots there, thanks.

[Grimmy23]

I always use this thread to find a great MP. Now is time to return the favor back and give intel.

Andie- mid late 40. Massage 8/10. Tip cost. 60.

Annie- Similar to Andie, she would lay next to you. Massage 8/10 tip cost. 60.

Jessica- play with the back door. Massage 7/10. Tip cost. 80.

Did Jessica actually insert a digit into your back door or just tease a little? I saw Jessica, liked her and thought she was kinda cute, but she didn't do that for me. I thought it was probably coming because she cleaned out my crack with hot towels, but then she just went to massaging my inner thighs and grazing the boys. I've heard repeatedly here that Anna and Andie will both insert a finger. I haven't seen either of them yet. They're never available when I go, but I'm going to try to make an appointment with one of them maybe one day next week. I personally enjoy a little back door play but it has been elusive for me at Bamboo, despite hearing it's standard fare for most of the girls there. It's interesting that you got back door play from Jessica but not from Anna or Andie.

Jessica also only asked me for 60. Maybe she did the back door for the extra 20? It’s not something I think you can easily ask for in this place with the limited privacy and being able to hear most of what goes on next door. “Hey babe I’ll give you an extra 20 if you stick a finger in” doesn’t work too well in this setup. LOL

[HeadorTail]

I always use this thread to find a great MP. Now is time to return the favor back and give intel.

Andie- mid late 40. Massage 8/10. Tip cost. 60.

Annie- Similar to Andie, she would lay next to you. Massage 8/10 tip cost. 60.

Jessica- play with the back door. Massage 7/10. Tip cost. 80.

Amy is a new addition to Bamboo. Some of you may recognize her. Maybe the cutest girl there now.

[Porkys1980]

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[Porkys1980]

Bad AMPs.

Total relax CM = total sucked, no cock sucking.

Swan massage in Santa Ana, girls are fugly and fat an rush you out.

Honey spa CM. LE was there and took out a few idiots, luckily I just got there in the parking lot and saw the paddy wagon, yes this is 44X Fairview AMP Plaza.

Good ampx.

Just google JX massage in Tustin mamasan has big tits, and good HJ.

Panda Massage- new girl, skinny, late 30's, sucked a good cock, forgot her name. O SPA laguna hills, nice tits and asses and 4 hands with Yuri and Mary. Mary likes to suck cock and swallow. Better than Lucy at F * C LOL.

Nuru and cock sucking in Lake Forest at 109 off of El toro road / Muirlands, 1st office building, no appt necessary.

Bioluna, fresh tuna daily it seems, white, Asian / Mexis galore in LF.

[Porkys1980]

I headed over to Blue Sea in Santa Ana and there was a security guard (I initially thought LE) so I waited a bit while he loitered and I finally went in. $60 for 45-minutes and I think it was $75 for an hour so I simply left and headed over to Sapphire on Main, kind of a dicey parking back door situation so I headed over to JL on 1st street. Didn't look like doors or curtains and lonely heavy therapist so my last shot was Le Palace on Memory because I was out of time. Met Cici and she was kinda cute in that french maid outfit and a nice rack. Massage was almost nothing and the ending was ok but she wanted $1. For clothes off and settled for. 8. Mistake. She was ok with a great attitude but once the maid outfit was off and gravity took effect, I thought I was in National Geographic land.

Oh well. Blue Sea and taking the $ hit next time LOL.

Ask for Mary / Yuri / Vicky Yuris the college girl with mamasan (Mary) , 4 hand special.

[YellowFinTuna]

I headed over to Blue Sea in Santa Ana and there was a security guard (I initially thought LE) so I waited a bit while he loitered and I finally went in. $60 for 45-minutes and I think it was $75 for an hour so I simply left and headed over to Sapphire on Main, kind of a dicey parking back door situation so I headed over to JL on 1st street. Didn't look like doors or curtains and lonely heavy therapist so my last shot was Le Palace on Memory because I was out of time. Met Cici and she was kinda cute in that french maid outfit and a nice rack. Massage was almost nothing and the ending was ok but she wanted $1. For clothes off and settled for. 8. Mistake. She was ok with a great attitude but once the maid outfit was off and gravity took effect, I thought I was in National Geographic land.

Oh well. Blue Sea and taking the $ hit next time LOL.

[TheOnlyKing]

I always use this thread to find a great MP. Now is time to return the favor back and give intel.

Andie- mid late 40. Massage 8/10. Tip cost. 60.

Annie- Similar to Andie, she would lay next to you. Massage 8/10 tip cost. 60.

Jessica- play with the back door. Massage 7/10. Tip cost. 80.

[Slammer6008]

Sunny health reflex in wm. Has curtains.

Lots of older chicks. Cheap HJ and good massage $80 total for 1 hr.

Oc beauty bar. Fv. Good legit massage by hot chicks.

Jx massage. Good legit massage by mamasan. Bigins.

Worst AMPs.

Tustin / rainbow. Fugly girls. And no he. Just tease.

Tustin oasis spa. Old gilfs. Bad HJ.

White swan in Sa. Same owner as 440. Girls steal $$ from pants.

200.00 out of your trousers. LOL rookie mistake. I put mine in my socks.

[TravelerMike]

I haven't been on the road since Covid. Looks as if things are opening up, so stopped by ye old Forum to see what's up. Other than a few regulars, I notice this has largely devolved into "Give me info". Sorry to see. When I next hit OC, I'll try a couple spots I see on BP and report back.

[MrJohnnyAllen]

First time back to the OC in a while. Is the 44X Fair Drive location still operating? I see some conflicting reports here and otherwise. Was a fan of Honey Spa's lineup in general.

[Grimmy23]

I can't remember the last time I walked out of an AMP empty handed (no HE) but but the massages always suck. I'm in need of a good deep tissue massage as opposed to a lame body rubdown, obviously extras are always welcome. Any recommendations? I heard bamboo wood was good so I tried them, massage was still lacking and I wasn't a fan of the curtain setup.

I won't say much because it tends to piss a few people on here off when I talk too much about legit massage vs. What you get at AMPs, but you're absolutely right. The "massage" part of anyplace reviewed here usually ranges from "shitty" to "somewhat passable. " Honestly, deep tissue is considered a "specialty massage," and if that's what you really need / want then I strongly advise leaving it in the hands of a real CMT. Anybody not properly trained and licensed who tries giving a "deep tissue" can end up seriously hurting you. Some here would disagree with me but I would never entrust that to any $30 Chinese foot massage spa. The girls at Bamboo give a massage that feels good and might even get out a knot or two, but they're nowhere near qualified to give a therapeutic deep tissue to someone who really needs one.

That being said, there are options. You can try any of the multitude of legit Thai spas around. And once in a while you hit paydirt and find a Thai provider who will give a release at the end (but it's rare). Search for Thai here. It's been discussed fairly recently. Be careful though. Don't go in expecting a happy ending, and don't make a move on anybody hoping you'll get one. You can make a horse's ass of yourself pretty quickly.

Not in OC, but there's a CMT working out of a private office in Lakewood who gives handjobs. I've seen her once and she does give a great massage and a good HJ, but she's not exactly my cup of tea either. She's a full figured half black half Latina woman. I don't personally find her very attractive and she doesn't take any clothes off or allow much mutual touching, but she has good strong hands. Google Divine Royalty Massage and you will find her. She's 80 +tip. Typically takes 40 to get the HJ from her, so 120 out the door. If you're going primarily for a HJ it's too expensive. If you're going for just a DT massage it's too expensive. But for a good quality DT massage plus a HJ it's not a bad price.

[CalTheImpaler]

Also bring tapioca pudding an I fruit cake.

Applesauce. Pork chops and Applesauce.

[Johnny14]

Retirement home!

Yeah, get your quality enemas curtesy of Ena the sadistic nurse. BTW you could probably get some gumming action when granny takes off her false teeth for BBBJ to boost her income besides Social Security.

[Mr Plumber]

Sunny health reflex in wm. Has curtains.

Jx massage. Good legit massage by mamasan. Bigins.

Porky, where is this one? I'm going to go visit momma's bigins!