Massage Parlor Reports

[MpDuck]

Just get to your room, take off all your clothes, lie on your front, do not try to cover up with a towel or anything, and the girl will know what you're interested in.

That is my big tip too. Don't cover. I also keep my hands close to the edge of the table so I can get some good OTC rubbing when they push up against my hand. It lets them know what you are there for and also test the water (if they don't move out of reach) on if they are good for extras.

[Sancho1999]

My advice would be to start with a place that gives decent massages and no-drama HE, then work up to the FS places afterwards if that is what you're interested in. I would also avoid places with younger masseuses at first. They can be way too greedy, and many of them try to short you on time

Be nice. Smile. Don't talk too much. Act like you've done this a million times. Do these things, and you shoud have a decent time. And you'll be ready to handle the Tinas.

Probably the best advice here. Too many knuckle heads expect young hot providers AND want to pay Walmart prices.

I do exactly what is said here. If I get a haggle free HE.

I always return and THEN try for more.

[Joepdx]

Take a look around at what's going on in the streets near these places with all the homeless, drugs, and crime. Do you really think the police are interested in wasting their time on some massage parlors??

Go in to any place, just tell them you want one hour, don't ask a lot of questions. I've heard guys walk in asking about "full body massage" or "erotic massage" etc. This is bound to set off some red flags.

Also if you don't like the looks of the girl greeting you, then you can ask if any other girls are there. Make sure you know which girl is giving the massage ahead of time to avoid bait and switch. If you don't like any of them you can always leave and try a different place.

Just get to your room, take off all your clothes, lie on your front, do not try to cover up with a towel or anything, and the girl will know what you're interested in.

I just discovered this forum yesterday and I also just discovered the world of AMP's this week. I figured this would be a good place to tell the story as I have yet to experience an AMP. I am very new to this world I didn't even know existed. After reading this forum a bit I figured I would give it a shot. So I hit up the ATM and I was on my way. Boy did I have a bad day. Maybe this isn't for me. On my way to the destination I had decided on, I drove by another option unexpectedly. I figured, why not? It's closer. Before I could even pull into the parking lot I noticed three cop cars across the street staring at the place. I immediately kept driving. I got to the destination of my choosing but not before driving three or four times around the block making sure I was good to go and extremely paranoid as it was my first time. Blue Sky. My heart was racing out of my chest and I was more nervous than I've ever been in anything in my life. I know it sounds pathetic. I walk in and was greeted by an older yet somewhat attractive woman who jumped up from what seemed like a nap and immediately asked if I wanted a massage. I told her yes and she escorted me to the room. As soon as I walked in she grabbed my junk and pointed at her mouth and said "huh?" she then pointed down at herself and gave me an extremely awkward thrusting motion and said "huh?" I pointed to her mouth and she said "how long" I said "30 minutes" she said "okay $200" I said "no, that's too much. She proceeded to pull out a phone and translate the same amount. I told her no. How about $120. She said "no no no" so I said okay, Just a HE if that's was the case..

[Pdx503]

You'll be in good hands with Yoyo at tranq LOL.

That's pretty good. I can totally see that happening at your first stop. The masseuse sounds like Tina -- see my post from a few days ago. Thanks for sharing.

My advice would be to start with a place that gives decent massages and no-drama HE, then work up to the FS places afterwards if that is what you're interested in. I would also avoid places with younger masseuses at first. They can be way too greedy, and many of them try to short you on time.

Tranq at 99th and 9X w in Vancouver would be a good place to start. Some of the masseuses are old, some are more attractive than others, but most of them give a decent massage followed by a basic HJ without any mention of money. Some of them have nice tits and will pull them out for you. Tip a couple of Jacksons on your way out after an hour massage w / HE, and everybody's happy. If you get some nice tit play, throw in another Jackson.

Be nice. Smile. Don't talk too much. Act like you've done this a million times. Do these things, and you shoud have a decent time. And you'll be ready to handle the Tinas.

[Pdx503]

Those are two extremely visits and not anything I normally experience. Good thinking to know when to walk away. Don't overtip or they all expect more next time. As someone else mentioned, a couple of Benjamin's for HE. Throw in 1 or 2 more for a CBJ. I personally would never pay more than 1-1. 4 for FS. $$ total after house fee and tip is my max. That initial quote of $$ for 30 min of anything is laughable.

I just discovered this forum yesterday and I also just discovered the world of AMP's this week. I figured this would be a good place to tell the story as I have yet to experience an AMP. I am very new to this world I didn't even know existed. After reading this forum a bit I figured I would give it a shot. So I hit up the ATM and I was on my way. Boy did I have a bad day. Maybe this isn't for me. On my way to the destination I had decided on, I drove by another option unexpectedly. I figured, why not? It's closer. Before I could even pull into the parking lot I noticed three cop cars across the street staring at the place. I immediately kept driving. I got to the destination of my choosing but not before driving three or four times around the block making sure I was good to go and extremely paranoid as it was my first time. Blue Sky. My heart was racing out of my chest and I was more nervous than I've ever been in anything in my life. I know it sounds pathetic. I walk in and was greeted by an older yet somewhat attractive woman who jumped up from what seemed like a nap and immediately asked if I wanted a massage. I told her yes and she escorted me to the room. As soon as I walked in she grabbed my junk and pointed at her mouth and said "huh?" she then pointed down at herself and gave me an extremely awkward thrusting motion and said "huh?" I pointed to her mouth and she said "how long" I said "30 minutes" she said "okay $200" I said "no, that's too much. She proceeded to pull out a phone and translate the same amount. I told her no. How about $120. She said "no no no" so I said okay, Just a HE if that's was the case. She then gestured with her hand the motion while giving me the most terrifying facial expression and She said "Okay $150" I respectfully declined and tried to bargain. She wasn't having it. She became very frustrated and started yelling in Chinese. She then said "you give me money now!" I walked out as she yelled some more..

[PocoPene]

I just discovered this forum yesterday and I also just discovered the world of AMP's this week. I figured this would be a good place to tell the story as I have yet to experience an AMP. I am very new to this world I didn't even know existed. After reading this forum a bit I figured I would give it a shot.

Right across from Blue Sky is Portland Nursery. I go there (Nursery) quite often when I am in Portland. I have found cops quite often in their parking lot. I think it is just a park and bullshit with each other spot for the cops. They may or may not be watching Blue Sky but it just doesn't feel that way to me when I have seen them there. You never know for sure but I just don't get the vibe that's what they are doing there. Not that I've never made a mistake.

[AmaznAzn]

Do they have actual Thai massage?

No, pretty standard to what you'll find in the Chinese AMP's with a little more stretching and minus the HE.

[NoFearToTry]

According to my sources, there was a compliant by either a customer or neighbors that trigger the police response.

At this moment nobody really knows if the girl (s) are still custody.

What is clear is that they are still looking for the "intelectual owner" (if you now what I mean).

Be safe out there.

Most of the time they pop on these places it is to shut it down to make the "karens" and "kermits" complainers happy. If they really wanted the owners its easy, they are usually lazy about it. they are more excited when it comes to confiscating the cash on hand in the "facility" ..........

These places usually/typically still have the name listed on "paper" under the business but it never gets changed and when it sells someone just else takes over. I know one place that has changed "owners" 4 times in the last 12 months but still has the same "name" on file.

[Tungsten99]

I just discovered this forum yesterday and I also just discovered the world of AMP's this week. I figured this would be a good place to tell the story as I have yet to experience an AMP. I am very new to this world I didn't even know existed. After reading this forum a bit I figured I would give it a shot. So I hit up the ATM and I was on my way. Boy did I have a bad day ....

That's pretty good. I can totally see that happening at your first stop. The masseuse sounds like Tina -- see my post from a few days ago. Thanks for sharing.

My advice would be to start with a place that gives decent massages and no-drama HE, then work up to the FS places afterwards if that is what you're interested in. I would also avoid places with younger masseuses at first. They can be way too greedy, and many of them try to short you on time.

Tranq at 99th and 9X w in Vancouver would be a good place to start. Some of the masseuses are old, some are more attractive than others, but most of them give a decent massage followed by a basic HJ without any mention of money. Some of them have nice tits and will pull them out for you. Tip a couple of Jacksons on your way out after an hour massage w / HE, and everybody's happy. If you get some nice tit play, throw in another Jackson.

Be nice. Smile. Don't talk too much. Act like you've done this a million times. Do these things, and you shoud have a decent time. And you'll be ready to handle the Tinas.

[MarcusBoomer]

I just discovered this forum yesterday and I also just discovered the world of AMP's this week. I figured this would be a good place to tell the story as I have yet to experience an AMP. I am very new to this world I didn't even know existed. After reading this forum a bit I figured I would give it a shot. So I hit up the ATM and I was on my way. Boy did I have a bad day. Maybe this isn't for me. On my way to the destination I had decided on, I drove by another option unexpectedly. I figured, why not? It's closer. Before I could even pull into the parking lot I noticed three cop cars across the street staring at the place. I immediately kept driving. I got to the destination of my choosing but not before driving three or four times around the block making sure I was good to go and extremely paranoid as it was my first time. Blue Sky. My heart was racing out of my chest and I was more nervous than I've ever been in anything in my life. I know it sounds pathetic. I walk in and was greeted by an older yet somewhat attractive woman who jumped up from what seemed like a nap and immediately asked if I wanted a massage. I told her yes and she escorted me to the room. As soon as I walked in she grabbed my junk and pointed at her mouth and said "huh?" she then pointed down at herself and gave me an extremely awkward thrusting motion and said "huh?" I pointed to her mouth and she said "how long" I said "30 minutes" she said "okay $200" I said "no, that's too much. She proceeded to pull out a phone and translate the same amount. I told her no. How about $120. She said "no no no" so I said okay, Just a HE if that's was the case. She then gestured with her hand the motion while giving me the most terrifying facial expression and She said "Okay $150" I respectfully declined and tried to bargain. She wasn't having it. She became very frustrated and started yelling in Chinese. She then said "you give me money now!" I walked out as she yelled some more. This is the abridged version as the language barrier was impossible. I then proceeded to Sunshine which I had also heard about. I was a little freaked out that it was across the street from the DMV and everybody was staring at it or that was probably just my paranoia. I wasn't as nervous but still a little bit but that last awkward encounter helped a little. I walked in to dead silence. I said hello a few times and no response. I waited about two minutes and then I just left. Super eerie. So can somebody please private message me and help me find a place that's good for first timers and legitimate and not paranoia causing. Also, my back hurts.

[WarpFactor69]

Was running an errand nearby, stopped by to see who is working met Katie and Nana, both attractive. Katie is younger, taller, cuter, more friendly of the two. Nana had a businesslike vibe. I may try Katie when I have more time.

[Agdro17]

There was no speculation on my end, had a buddy going for pizza and witnessed what was going on. Others can speculate all they want with a sign still on that they probably didn't care to turn off before locking the doors up.

According to my sources, there was a compliant by either a customer or neighbors that trigger the police response.

At this moment nobody really knows if the girl (s) are still custody.

What is clear is that they are still looking for the "intelectual owner" (if you now what I mean).

Be safe out there.

[ProperGMan]

Been in here off and on for over a year. Thai family took over the place and in my 4 visits it has been a pretty straight forward decent massage, no extras.

Do they have actual Thai massage?

[Brandino74]

It is without a doubt closed, how long who knows, massage blinky sign still on but the door is locked and ups tags on the door, no lights on inside and a hand written note on the door why'all want to speculate but no one really wants to have a stop to see.

There was no speculation on my end, had a buddy going for pizza and witnessed what was going on. Others can speculate all they want with a sign still on that they probably didn't care to turn off before locking the doors up.

[Benson008]

It is without a doubt closed, how long who knows, massage blinky sign still on but the door is locked and ups tags on the door, no lights on inside and a hand written note on the door why'all want to speculate but no one really wants to have a stop to see.

How many police cars does it take to arrest 2 petite middle aged Asian women?