Massage Parlor Reports

[PixelsAndGrids]

Stopped by Magic in Annandale the other day and found a new AMT working. She was fantastic. Tight body, curly hair to crassess your back and great hands for tender massage. She was well worth the standard fees and extra attention. Plan to visit again soon. Youll enjoy the Magic visit.

She goes by Nicole and works M-W. Saw her last night and it was pretty amazing! Didn't have to negotiate and her caresses were amazing! There were many times I wondered if she was using her tongue and lips or just extremely skilled lands with the oils. She straddled me while I was on my stomach and ground her mound into my buttocks, which was nice and knew there was more to come. She eventually put my hand on her thigh and roamed under her skirt. I wanted to slip a finger in when she didn't resist hooking my fingers in her panties and rubbing her mound, but decided that for possibly next time. After a while she slipped her dress off and I had to play with those very firm natural breasts. Finally she straddled me again and rubbed me to a finish. I was trying to get her to do a camel slide, but didn't seem it was an option this round. Tipped her. 8 for the hour and a nice tease with no hassle over taking care of her. Will try Queen in Franconia and see if I can get my slide.

[TheOuroboros]

Decided to pay this place a visit and had the weirdest experience here in my history of mongering.

I was greeted by a skinny cute little long haired Chinese girl in a green T-shirt and mini skirt. Long hair, thin frame, but packing some obvious man made double Ds on her top which had me lured and curious how she keeps from falling over all the time like a spinning top. But nevertheless she collects my 80 $ and leads me into a room. She asked me if I called just before and alas I made the honest mistake of telling her no I'm a walk in. She leaves the room and has an argument with MMS in Chinese that I can overhear from outside the thin walls. I'm taking off my coat and jacket and that's when she returns with MMS who tells me to go into another room and wait 30 min.

I should have taken my money back and walked away but the curiosity of Chinese dolly parton urged me to take the L and wait it out. I guess there was another gentleman she was serving before me so since I had time on my hands I figured it would kick my feet up and relax. Well 30 min goes by, then 40, I hear the gentlemen empty his load into the unknown next door, then 45 min passes then 50! Ok now I'm getting pissed. I hear a knock on the door and another monger enters the establishment and gets lead into the room next door. Ok, what the actual fuck?! At this time, MMS enters the room wearing a war torn oversized Disney bargain bin t shirt lazily fashioned as a gown equipped with sriracha stains and the smell of preheated lunch. She had green teeth and a classic snaggletooth and this ogre tells me with a straight face that she's going to give me my massage. I was ready to hurl this chick out the window like golum got tossed into the volcano at the end of LOTR but strikingly kept my composure and politely asked for my money back. I should have asked for an additional 20 for wasting my time. At this point she brings back the stick with boobs who took my payment and returns my money. She also whispers in my ear that she's sorry and that MMS is crazy. She asked if I can stay and wait a little bit longer but at this point I'm completely exhausted and weirded out by the whole thing. She returns my 80 and then proceeds to have another argument with MMS. MMS then proceeds to hand me a card to another massage parlor called sunset massage in Fairfax and tells me the girls there are good and younger. I take the card but I also tell her I think this is a terrible showcase of service and that I am very disappointed by the experience.

I don't know what to think here folks. Did they assume I could be LEO and tried to pawn me off to another shop? It's a mystery even Sherlock Holmes might not be able to solve but nevertheless this was my odd AMP experience of the year. Care to top it?

[Mike85]

I go there frequently. Massage will be good and there will be some teasing, but it's been pretty much teasing, no pleasing. I did leave happy one time last December, but when I requested the same lady next time, she had returned to NY. The boss likely found out what services she was providing and cut her time there short.

Interesting comments everyone has.

I hit up Massage Oasis in Gainesville quite frequently, massage only. Never tried for more. But as you say, they do have a way of teasing. I usually see Qiu, probably around 40, tall, thin and attractive and would know a hard on when she sees one, but she doesn't want that to become a standard expectation. She gives a great massage and is always certain to make it sensual, with a few quick brushes of the boys, but nothing more. The owner, Sophia, gives a deep and hard of a massage, and I think if I went to her exclusively, the massage wouldn't be the only thing that felt hard.

L&Z also provides nice massages, but are $70/ hr.

[Abba91]

The name of a provider holds more weight than the name of the spa. I've had FS at joints that don't even offer massage and I've have left FS joints without any happy ending at all. Always depends on the girl you get and what she's comfortable doing, and it's always a tricky slope providing intel on massage spas that want to stay legit. I remember a long time ago there used to be a nail salon right next to what is now Queen Therapy. They did hair and nails but had a masseuse on staff who did full body massage. She was an older Chinese woman with beautiful pale skin, black bowl style hair, and a signature cheongsam (those stylistic Chinese dress). Massage was good and without asking she told me to flip and did a soft touch. I got hard as a rock and she pointed to him and asked me if he needs attention to. It was great and because I was a little monger sprite at the time I didn't get her name or info. Went back next week and she was gone. Never saw her again. So as NY alluded to she may have been discovered by the owner and relieved of her duties.

More recently it was the classic nail fiasco. I think most owners even at legit places are able to "turn a blind eye" when it comes to extra services given to small few clients because at the end of the day that's easy money earned from house fees. If one or two men are walking into a salon every other day to head to the back room nobody will bat an eye. Could be a waxing or regular massage, it's not too out of the norm. However owners don't want heat on them and it gets much harder to explain 9 or 10 guys a day coming in and out of the salon in 60 min increments..

100%agree&.

[TheDrowned]

I go there frequently. Massage will be good and there will be some teasing, but it's been pretty much teasing, no pleasing. I did leave happy one time last December, but when I requested the same lady next time, she had returned to NY. The boss likely found out what services she was providing and cut her time there short.

The name of a provider holds more weight than the name of the spa. I've had FS at joints that don't even offer massage and I've have left FS joints without any happy ending at all. Always depends on the girl you get and what she's comfortable doing, and it's always a tricky slope providing intel on massage spas that want to stay legit. I remember a long time ago there used to be a nail salon right next to what is now Queen Therapy. They did hair and nails but had a masseuse on staff who did full body massage. She was an older Chinese woman with beautiful pale skin, black bowl style hair, and a signature cheongsam (those stylistic Chinese dress). Massage was good and without asking she told me to flip and did a soft touch. I got hard as a rock and she pointed to him and asked me if he needs attention to. It was great and because I was a little monger sprite at the time I didn't get her name or info. Went back next week and she was gone. Never saw her again. So as NY alluded to she may have been discovered by the owner and relieved of her duties.

More recently it was the classic nail fiasco. I think most owners even at legit places are able to "turn a blind eye" when it comes to extra services given to small few clients because at the end of the day that's easy money earned from house fees. If one or two men are walking into a salon every other day to head to the back room nobody will bat an eye. Could be a waxing or regular massage, it's not too out of the norm. However owners don't want heat on them and it gets much harder to explain 9 or 10 guys a day coming in and out of the salon in 60 min increments. That's what owners don't want because that's how word travels to LE.

Knowledge is power and we have to use it responsibly. But names are the water that nourishes the garden.

And water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[Cbsbb]

I go there frequently. Massage will be good and there will be some teasing, but it's been pretty much teasing, no pleasing. I did leave happy one time last December, but when I requested the same lady next time, she had returned to NY. The boss likely found out what services she was providing and cut her time there short.

I wish I was that lucky. It has all the trappings of that kind of AMP with the location in the cut and covered windows. If the massage wasn't so good I wouldn't bother but they really work you from head to toe with the exception of one area LOL. I guess the other nice thing is whatever time you get you will be massaged for that entire time. I have more than enough places my way, it would be nice to have a place further north when I am there. If not for Pine Spa in Woodbridge I would have presumed it a PW County thing. (Had another no go experience in Manassas last year).

[Shark125]

Wondering about others experiences at AMPs giving facials?

I had success at Reston Wellness with Lily (sad she's gone) and more recently Cindy, but not nearly as hot. I has a mistake success at Zenith in Ashburn, but I doubt that is on the menu. Anybody else know AMPs where you can give a facial?.

[NyHornet]

Made my 3rd trip to Massage Oasis in Gainesville. Sadly it seems either you can get a great massage or great everything else but not both. They are legit, and I made the mistake second time asking for HE to which I got a stern "this is a professional establishment" from the super cute girl who massaged me with another lady. (The four hands had me right and ready).

I just wanted to report if you ever just need a real good legit massage 6 for an HR is a great deal and since nothing else going on they are fine with a 2 tip.

I'm a Fredericksburg monger but lurk here sometimes for ideas whenever I am further North.

Stay safe out there.

I go there frequently. Massage will be good and there will be some teasing, but it's been pretty much teasing, no pleasing. I did leave happy one time last December, but when I requested the same lady next time, she had returned to NY. The boss likely found out what services she was providing and cut her time there short.

[PixelsAndGrids]

Noticed the lights out and lot empty at Queen when I passed it from work tonight.

Swing by around 7:30 this evening and same thing. Could be closed today in honor of International Women's Day.

[Metloaf]

Noticed the lights out and lot empty at Queen when I passed it from work tonight.

[RyzenShine]

Thanks for the tips guys. So I took the advice from another to see VIP, I hope this was the one they suggested. I called said when I would show up and when I showed up I thought I was being trapped by multiple service vehicles with people sitting in their cars meanwhile some older guy walking back and forth across the parking lot; So I chilled for a few minutes for the guy to walk inside then I parked behind the trees and took the sidewalk to the entrance where I seen the very mature lady who seem to be running things there. My first thought was that I was being screened to see If I was legit. Overall it end up being a rub and tug, playing with my rear during the tug.

When she answered the phone I heard her say "new girl" and "150" also I overheard another girl lightly laughing in another room which peaked my interest. I'm debating whether to go back for chance of another girl or try other spots although I may get same results until a 2nd visit wherever I go.

Is it just me or do you find names in AMP confusing because of the overlap between one another location and girls?.

[Hifly21]

Tried 23X in Manassas awhile back and it was terrible. Mostly older lineup and limited options. Last two times I've been has been much better, however. Younger options and cfs available. Bbj from one as well. Look for Michelle or Nana.

[JamesBlond007]

My experience with Zina has been quite different and I am an old dude. After we shower together we are off to the massage table for a soft massage at my request. We then move to the bed for DATY followed by BBBJCIM. I try to see her everytime she is in town. I aways get her first appointment as I do not like sloppy seconds.

Not saying she isn't a good time, we just didn't gel. Each to their own.

[PuntaJaco43]

First was angels. Too busy.

Next door pine tree. A gentle monger was going in with a skip in his strep. So I said oh forget it.

Then to this place in Fairfax that I can never get into eastern massage body and foot I have tried 3 times and can never even get them to open the door for me. WTF is this place.

Then went to Kara on Braddock, two older ladies that are too busy told me to come back that appear sweaty and kinda old. Look like they in the middle of FS. I don't like sweaty girls, it show they're having sex and not cleaning up.

So 4 tries and zero success. I got home to FS wife. Ahem.

I started visiting this place about 3 months ago. It's a C AMP that advertises foot reflexology, it's a legit place. No cameras or locked doors. There are several pedicular booths laid out and 3 massage rooms in the back. Very clean and tidy. It's discreetly located off Lee highway behind the shell station in a quaint office park. The spa is all the way at the end of the lot. I like C AMPs as they offer a great foot massage and sometimes the MP can be persuaded to "journey over to the dark side."

This brings me to my lovey and giddy Annie.

Back in early January when the snowstorm hit, I was at my office in Alexandria. Things got dicey so I decide to head home, traffic was terrible, I detoured and called Linda at Angel but no answer and no answer at Pine tree. I detoured again and found myself close by Eastern Spa. As I approached, I could see there was one lone car at the end of a meticulously cleaned parking lot. Annie by the way drives a RX350, it's new and green.

I knocked on the door and a slender early 30's-woman appears, (she's was actually 42). I told her I had been there before and that I wanted a relaxing foot massage. I got on the table, draped my midsection, the music comes on and Annie walks in and starts the massage. As always, I started chatting, and 20 minutes into a poor massage she's talking away and, I now know everything about her family and her previous life in China. She doesn't stop.

Annie has very good command of English but at first, she's hard to understand. She is loud, funny and giggles a lot, but you need to pick up her cadence.

I had her distracted now and I am getting bored, so I put my hand on her butt and start to squeeze. I've been to legit places where I got slapped for doing what I just did so I was a little tentative at first, but she immediately grabbed my erection. She started to move it back and forth like she was choking a chicken. Clearly an amateur. I then slipped my hand up under her bra. She was noticeably nervous. Should I proceed?

I then took a chance and slipped the back of my hand down her jeans. Her stomach is flat, so it was an easy slide. I hit a lush forest. She has a Bush. I'm a fan of the Bush! I take my knuckle and start rubbing her spot and now she is getting clearly aroused. I get off the table, lift her up and place her onto the table. I start to remove all her cloths. This is a legit place, so she is in street clothes. It took a good amount of time just to get her skintight jeans off. All the time she is holding my cock and seems to have a better command of the rhythm required to pull this off.

I get on top of her, and I start to suck on a nice firm set of solid nugget tipped A's. Simultaneously I am up on one knee and now have my hand rubbing her spot. She is moaning and twitching and drenched, her furry kitty is sticky and a nice aroma permeates the room. Within seconds we both come. I'm exhausted and she is breathing heavily and now seems quite embarrassed. She gets up, walks out while trying to get her pants on, truly comical. She returns with a hot cloth to clean me up. She helps me get dressed and we walk out together. It's $60 for the hour session. I had two bills on me, so I gave her the change. $200 total for everything. A bargain given the experience, and she was more than happy with the $140 tip.

To conclude.

I have seen her several more times. Each time better than the prior. Let me tell you a little more so you won't be disappointed if you decide to pay her a visit. Annie is only 5-6 in the looks department.

But.

What she lacks in looks she more than makes up in attitude. She's a 10. This woman is a little ditzy. The other day I tried calling the store, no answer, then her personal number with no answer then I went to the spa, no cars except hers. I knocked on the door she answers and explains that she was watching the news and forgot the phones. That's why it's hard to see her sometimes.

Treat her right and be respectful. She's a little innocent or maybe she's playing me.

Regards.

[PuntaJaco43]

Lately I've been seeing ads for Reston W, which I thought had been closed. Has anyone made a trip out here to see if the reopening is legit / any good?

I think they were shut down for a short period of time but just reopened. I saw Cindy's white RX350 parked out front the other day. She went on vacation and upon her return I think she might have been working out of the Stafford Wellness store. She had mentioned that she was contemplating a move but was concerned that her clientele may not follow. I cautioned against the move and advised she stay put. Both Reston and Stafford are owned by Jenny, I think she was having a hard time staffing the locations. Cindy always worked alone, 24/7. Not sure how she did it. Great gal, a 10 in my opinion.

Regards.