Massage Parlor Reports

[BigCountry818]

It is predominantly a "nuru" shop, except nobody around here really does nuru. To be actual nuru you need the air mattress on the floor and the special seaweed-based nuru gel, which is expensive compared to regular massage oil. It makes a hell of a mess. You almost need a special room with a floor drain that they can just hose down after the service. I've never seen a true nuru place outside of Asia. What they call nuru around here means they get naked and slide their body on yours for a few minutes before giving you the HJ. Some places will use nuru gel for a little extra (Havana included), but it's not worth the upcharge. They don't use nearly enough of it to give that slippery effect. What Havana offers is still enjoyable, but it's a far cry from a full nuru.

Havana is HJ only. You will never get anything more than that there. They do offer prostate if you ask for it, and I think it's 50 extra.

If you are ever in Okinawa, jump in a taxi and tell the taxi driver you want a "Soapy Massage". They will know exactly where to take you. $200 paid and you get the real thing, usually by a Filipina girl. First they give you a bath and then you sit in the "easy access" chair (my favorite) then the air mattress comes out. Put this on your bucket list.

Apologies for the pictures being askew.

[Grimmy23]

Is Nuru the only Option? May want to go soon!

It is predominantly a "nuru" shop, except nobody around here really does nuru. To be actual nuru you need the air mattress on the floor and the special seaweed-based nuru gel, which is expensive compared to regular massage oil. It makes a hell of a mess. You almost need a special room with a floor drain that they can just hose down after the service. I've never seen a true nuru place outside of Asia. What they call nuru around here means they get naked and slide their body on yours for a few minutes before giving you the HJ. Some places will use nuru gel for a little extra (Havana included), but it's not worth the upcharge. They don't use nearly enough of it to give that slippery effect. What Havana offers is still enjoyable, but it's a far cry from a full nuru.

Havana is HJ only. You will never get anything more than that there. They do offer prostate if you ask for it, and I think it's 50 extra.

[GtsServe99]

Hey yall, new monger here. Looking for mp that offers FS. Any recs? Much appreciated.

[BobSF]

Hi,

Not a review but a request for updated info.

Former Angeleno coming back to LA on extended visits. Will be staying in the Highland Park / Eagle Rock area. Looking for AMPs with as a minimum, HE with possible FS. Mature providers not an issue. Wanting quality, safe, and dependable service. Monterrey Park and SGV probably best bet for accessibility. But will not rule out S. Pasadena or Eagle Rock / Glendale. Also non Asian providers are ok too.

Can reciprocate with info if visiting Tacoma-Seattle or Vancouver BC. And if course, follow up on leads developed from here.

[PriscillaM]

So, there is an epic review of sun massage at 15 xx Westwood boulevard (near the sprouts. What a total shit show that is, literally the worst produce ever. You have to fucken eat it in the parking lot before it goes bad) where the guy sucked the toes of the hand job tech named tiffany. Then another review claimed that full service may be offered from tiffany and that she was as fine as Renoir's piazza at San Marco.

I knew immediately that this tiffany would be underwhelming.

So I walk into sun massage and the place is as the kids say "dark as fuck". There is an outer area for chair massages that I assume were last used when gas was under 3 bucks. I asked for tiffany and the mamasan showed me to room 6 and instructed me to wash my hands in the toidy. I did so and noticed that there were no paper towels or hand towels. Grimmy would have lost his shit.

I walk back into 6 and lie face down with a towel over my asshole.

In walks tiffany. A solid 5. Face only a mother could love on payday, good tits, flat ass. Has a tattoo of the Ukraine or Afghanistan on her tummy and a flat ass, but very smooth skin. Has a husky voice.

She does a massage that is a bigger waste of time than preparing briefing binders for kamala.

That was about 20 min. She gets very close to the balls, but does not check for weight and texture. Comes back with a luke warm towel and wipes you down. Then she goes to downtown ballstown to tickle your asshole and balls like she is trying to play a game of pick up sticks.

She has you turn over and asks what you want, I say what is on the menu, she says hand job and how much you pay. I am like just tell me the fucken price, this is not the medical industry where there is no price discovery.

She says 100 and just to fuck with all you cheap MOFOs, I paid her the 100.

She does some admirable ball and dick work. She takes off her top to show off truly large tits. She takes off her pants, but she must have given birth to a komod dragon, her body is kind of beat. She did not show me her shaved growler. After about 15 minutes she started with the I want you to cum horseshit.

I did blast a load that felt like I was passing a kidney stone but it was not anywhere near the shit I use to pump out at goldfinger.

I did not suck her toes.

[JohnDoeisMyBro]

I went here twice. You call and they text you back. I went thru the front door the first time, and the second time, went in the back door. Mamasan is nice but all business. Saw a French black girl, thin, mid 20's. Next a Latina next time, more voluptuous. Nuru was kind of weird, don't go here for a nuru massage. Left here happy both times.

Google points to a random store, Havana has a bright blue sign above the front door, but its kind of hard to read.

What was the name of the Latina? Also has anyone seen Asia at Havana? I met Gaby and she pretty curvy. Looks like she may have had her ass done. It was a great view she she was on top of me. Her tits were natural and she took her time.

[Fruit Cake]

I went here twice. You call and they text you back. I went thru the front door the first time, and the second time, went in the back door. Mamasan is nice but all business. Saw a French black girl, thin, mid 20's. Next a Latina next time, more voluptuous. Nuru was kind of weird, don't go here for a nuru massage. Left here happy both times.

Google points to a random store, Havana has a bright blue sign above the front door, but its kind of hard to read.

Is Nuru the only Option? May want to go soon!

[Shogun Hua]

I went here twice. You call and they text you back. I went thru the front door the first time, and the second time, went in the back door. Mamasan is nice but all business. Saw a French black girl, thin, mid 20's. Next a Latina next time, more voluptuous. Nuru was kind of weird, don't go here for a nuru massage. Left here happy both times.

Google points to a random store, Havana has a bright blue sign above the front door, but its kind of hard to read.

[IlilI]

With RR closed and no ability to check I spent an evening a more or less inebriated on the search. Ended up trying a bunch of numbers and getting an ad the following day with a 4 panel spread with none other than the illustrious young lady I desired. With heart pounding I scheduled an appt and was given the address half an hour or so to a place with a pretty good view of the city proper. The booker tried to scoot me in to a cancelled meet but I was out running errands.

After a little confusion with finding the access doorway I let myself in and up the lift to the unit. At the door in running shorts and a sheer top was Miko. Charming, polite, pert, and the kind of shorts that let a little under ass show while she guided me to the bedroom with a massage chair. I asked for a nuru, I was curious and have been following a bunch of LA / Southbay nuru pages on IG, I had gotten the price in my head from those ads and pocketed $$ . 2 The nuru was and addt'l. 8 for $$$ all day.

The massage started slowly with my face in the hole, she undressed and we chatted while she ran her nails up and down my arms and I pawed at her hands as she eventually got my ears between her knees and was using her torso and elbows to move the warm oil around. Eventually she crawled down brushing the boys with her elbows as she ground her pelvis around my back. The heat of her box was driving me wild. She's leaning on my back, using her shins and knees to work my glutes, hams, and calves. This feels almost as good as the flip, as a cyclist I mostly do this one on the comfort of my own stupid floor. On the flip she started standing at my feet and worked her way up breathing heavily and casually brushing around my uh, turgid friend. I've asked her if I could touch by now and have had my hands all around her nude body. What a treat. She mounts me with her calves under my arms as I reach up and grope, moan and spread her for a good look at one of the most tidy situations I have ever seen. She's working me with both hands and smearing the boys around like I've asked. Really uh, tugging on them how I like. All I want is to place my mouth on that radiator but it's my first time and I tbh I'm not confident enough to ask. Anyways the hours ends and she asks for a second alone in the bathroom to wash up and comes back with a warm towel. I'm out of the shower and strolling back to my car before the sun sets. I'll be back. Not for the nuru but in for the hour. What a treat.

[LngTimeMongr]

Paid 60 at the Door.

She asked for another 180.

I got it down to 80 as it was my first time. She put the condom on. I was in and out. No real issue or struggle. I am not going back as I want a cheaper service.

Is this doll house?

[ChrisPoontang]

Paid 60 at the Door.

She asked for another 180.

I got it down to 80 as it was my first time. She put the condom on. I was in and out. No real issue or struggle. I am not going back as I want a cheaper service.

How did she look?.

[SeanSlate]

Paid 60 at the Door.

She asked for another 180.

I got it down to 80 as it was my first time. She put the condom on. I was in and out. No real issue or struggle. I am not going back as I want a cheaper service.

[IAmGib1]

I am not sure you want to get fucked by a nail tech. I looked at the licensing requirement:

Experience Requirement: Esthetician exam candidates must:

(1) Be at least 17 years of age;.

(2) Complete the 10th grade in California public schools or its equivalent; and.

(3) Meet one of the following:

(a) Completed a course in skin care from a school approved by the bureau; or.

(b) Practiced esthetics out-of-state for a period of time equivalent to the study and training of a qualified person licensed by the bureau. (Each three months of practice shall be deemed the equivalent of 100 hours of training.).

Average Time to Process Application: 8-12 weeks.

Renewal Period: Every two (2) years.

Special License Requirements: The bureau may deny a license on the grounds that the applicant has one of the following:

(1) Been convicted of a crime;.

(2) Done any act involving dishonesty, fraud or deceit with the intent to substantially benefit himself or another or substantially injure another; or.

(3) Done any act which if done by a licentiate of the business or profession in question, would be grounds for suspension or revocation of license.

The board may deny a license if the crime or act is substantially related to the qualifications, functions or duties of the business or profession for which application is made. (Section 480, Division 1.5 of the Business and Professions Code).

No where in those requirements is there any training for rimming, knob teasing, two hand stroking, cumming during sex with monger #11 on a slow day at sawtelle.

I would stay away from the untrained.

I don't mind providing my services in training willing adept with the right qualifications. If she has a shapely fit body, pretty face and desire to please I can work with that.

I have quite a bit of experience in the way of carnal pleasures and am happy to share every chance I get.

[IAmGib1]

I am not sure you want to get fucked by a nail tech. I looked at the licensing requirement:

Experience Requirement: Esthetician exam candidates must:

(1) Be at least 17 years of age;.

(2) Complete the 10th grade in California public schools or its equivalent; and.

(3) Meet one of the following:

(a) Completed a course in skin care from a school approved by the bureau; or.

(b) Practiced esthetics out-of-state for a period of time equivalent to the study and training of a qualified person licensed by the bureau. (Each three months of practice shall be deemed the equivalent of 100 hours of training.).

Average Time to Process Application: 8-12 weeks.

Renewal Period: Every two (2) years.

Special License Requirements: The bureau may deny a license on the grounds that the applicant has one of the following:

(1) Been convicted of a crime;.

(2) Done any act involving dishonesty, fraud or deceit with the intent to substantially benefit himself or another or substantially injure another; or.

(3) Done any act which if done by a licentiate of the business or profession in question, would be grounds for suspension or revocation of license.

The board may deny a license if the crime or act is substantially related to the qualifications, functions or duties of the business or profession for which application is made. (Section 480, Division 1.5 of the Business and Professions Code).

No where in those requirements is there any training for rimming, knob teasing, two hand stroking, cumming during sex with monger #11 on a slow day at sawtelle.

I would stay away from the untrained.

Maybe wishful thinking. Trying to get two things done at once or at least in a short sequence without much travel.

I have seen some pretty hot nail techs before. I wonder if OC has any that follow that business model?

How about a good massage and a fuck? Who provides the best there? That's hard to get as well.

[MrFlingMan]

Visited for a work vacation, perused the forums. Thanks for all the info, I should share my input. I'm just impressed how 3-6 are within the same location just miles apart.

Visited oak spa in Burbank on several occasions, and drew a different chick every time I went, whoever is sitting on the counter. In my experience with this place, it's whatever what the girls feel?? I'm not sure what to make of it. Maybe you veterans can help me out. But I always brought $$. 40 for whatever house fee and the rest I can use to tip. First time I visited, it was turned into a FS, even got her phone number. Second time HJ only, then the third I got a CBJ with an attitude. Fourth I got another FS. I'm not following the trend, it's like whatever I draw. Sorry I never got their names either. On the last visit, I overheard a fellow monger request Johanna so seems like she's the popular one.

Healthy body. Went here as advertised by RM. Mileage didn't take me anywhere but got one awesome hell of a massage from an older lady. Says to come back, she'll have someone younger for me. Never went back. Maybe one day when my actual back hurts rather than my nads. $$. To cover my house fee and tip.

Gentle Care. Strictly business LOL from what it seems. Greeted by a lady in an undercut shirt and short skirt. Went straight to tease then a CBJ and CFS to conduct the business meeting. Got dressed, saw a flier that had been folded by the humidity I'm assuming stating that people who enter should be weary and at risk to getting pulled over. Yikes. Same damage as previous places.

I stopped going to oak spa for that reason. No consistency. Got down right expensive for the experience. One of the first times I went I got this excited little spinner that gave GFE with LFK I was only expecting HE at this place and she was letting me rub the kitty with my bare tip. She even sucked me bare as a tease. I didn't have enough for a full BJ release so she finished with her hands. After the pop she straddled me and massaged some more and she noticed it got me hard again and offered a second pop. I was such a newb then I declined. SMH.

I thought I remembered her name when I returned and got someone completely different with poor attitude. I was chasing that same experience on multiple visits after that till I decided to give up. They did have some good looking young girls but not worth what they were asking.