Massage Parlor Reports

[LngTimeMongr]

Paid 60 at the Door.

She asked for another 180.

I got it down to 80 as it was my first time. She put the condom on. I was in and out. No real issue or struggle. I am not going back as I want a cheaper service.

Is this doll house?

[ChrisPoontang]

Paid 60 at the Door.

She asked for another 180.

I got it down to 80 as it was my first time. She put the condom on. I was in and out. No real issue or struggle. I am not going back as I want a cheaper service.

How did she look?.

[SeanSlate]

Paid 60 at the Door.

She asked for another 180.

I got it down to 80 as it was my first time. She put the condom on. I was in and out. No real issue or struggle. I am not going back as I want a cheaper service.

[IAmGib1]

I am not sure you want to get fucked by a nail tech. I looked at the licensing requirement:

Experience Requirement: Esthetician exam candidates must:

(1) Be at least 17 years of age;.

(2) Complete the 10th grade in California public schools or its equivalent; and.

(3) Meet one of the following:

(a) Completed a course in skin care from a school approved by the bureau; or.

(b) Practiced esthetics out-of-state for a period of time equivalent to the study and training of a qualified person licensed by the bureau. (Each three months of practice shall be deemed the equivalent of 100 hours of training.).

Average Time to Process Application: 8-12 weeks.

Renewal Period: Every two (2) years.

Special License Requirements: The bureau may deny a license on the grounds that the applicant has one of the following:

(1) Been convicted of a crime;.

(2) Done any act involving dishonesty, fraud or deceit with the intent to substantially benefit himself or another or substantially injure another; or.

(3) Done any act which if done by a licentiate of the business or profession in question, would be grounds for suspension or revocation of license.

The board may deny a license if the crime or act is substantially related to the qualifications, functions or duties of the business or profession for which application is made. (Section 480, Division 1.5 of the Business and Professions Code).

No where in those requirements is there any training for rimming, knob teasing, two hand stroking, cumming during sex with monger #11 on a slow day at sawtelle.

I would stay away from the untrained.

I don't mind providing my services in training willing adept with the right qualifications. If she has a shapely fit body, pretty face and desire to please I can work with that.

I have quite a bit of experience in the way of carnal pleasures and am happy to share every chance I get.

[IAmGib1]

I am not sure you want to get fucked by a nail tech. I looked at the licensing requirement:

Experience Requirement: Esthetician exam candidates must:

(1) Be at least 17 years of age;.

(2) Complete the 10th grade in California public schools or its equivalent; and.

(3) Meet one of the following:

(a) Completed a course in skin care from a school approved by the bureau; or.

(b) Practiced esthetics out-of-state for a period of time equivalent to the study and training of a qualified person licensed by the bureau. (Each three months of practice shall be deemed the equivalent of 100 hours of training.).

Average Time to Process Application: 8-12 weeks.

Renewal Period: Every two (2) years.

Special License Requirements: The bureau may deny a license on the grounds that the applicant has one of the following:

(1) Been convicted of a crime;.

(2) Done any act involving dishonesty, fraud or deceit with the intent to substantially benefit himself or another or substantially injure another; or.

(3) Done any act which if done by a licentiate of the business or profession in question, would be grounds for suspension or revocation of license.

The board may deny a license if the crime or act is substantially related to the qualifications, functions or duties of the business or profession for which application is made. (Section 480, Division 1.5 of the Business and Professions Code).

No where in those requirements is there any training for rimming, knob teasing, two hand stroking, cumming during sex with monger #11 on a slow day at sawtelle.

I would stay away from the untrained.

Maybe wishful thinking. Trying to get two things done at once or at least in a short sequence without much travel.

I have seen some pretty hot nail techs before. I wonder if OC has any that follow that business model?

How about a good massage and a fuck? Who provides the best there? That's hard to get as well.

[MrFlingMan]

Visited for a work vacation, perused the forums. Thanks for all the info, I should share my input. I'm just impressed how 3-6 are within the same location just miles apart.

Visited oak spa in Burbank on several occasions, and drew a different chick every time I went, whoever is sitting on the counter. In my experience with this place, it's whatever what the girls feel?? I'm not sure what to make of it. Maybe you veterans can help me out. But I always brought $$. 40 for whatever house fee and the rest I can use to tip. First time I visited, it was turned into a FS, even got her phone number. Second time HJ only, then the third I got a CBJ with an attitude. Fourth I got another FS. I'm not following the trend, it's like whatever I draw. Sorry I never got their names either. On the last visit, I overheard a fellow monger request Johanna so seems like she's the popular one.

Healthy body. Went here as advertised by RM. Mileage didn't take me anywhere but got one awesome hell of a massage from an older lady. Says to come back, she'll have someone younger for me. Never went back. Maybe one day when my actual back hurts rather than my nads. $$. To cover my house fee and tip.

Gentle Care. Strictly business LOL from what it seems. Greeted by a lady in an undercut shirt and short skirt. Went straight to tease then a CBJ and CFS to conduct the business meeting. Got dressed, saw a flier that had been folded by the humidity I'm assuming stating that people who enter should be weary and at risk to getting pulled over. Yikes. Same damage as previous places.

I stopped going to oak spa for that reason. No consistency. Got down right expensive for the experience. One of the first times I went I got this excited little spinner that gave GFE with LFK I was only expecting HE at this place and she was letting me rub the kitty with my bare tip. She even sucked me bare as a tease. I didn't have enough for a full BJ release so she finished with her hands. After the pop she straddled me and massaged some more and she noticed it got me hard again and offered a second pop. I was such a newb then I declined. SMH.

I thought I remembered her name when I returned and got someone completely different with poor attitude. I was chasing that same experience on multiple visits after that till I decided to give up. They did have some good looking young girls but not worth what they were asking.

[Grimmy23]

I am not sure you want to get fucked by a nail tech. I looked at the licensing requirement:

Experience Requirement: Esthetician exam candidates must:

(1) Be at least 17 years of age;.

(2) Complete the 10th grade in California public schools or its equivalent; and.

(3) Meet one of the following:

(a) Completed a course in skin care from a school approved by the bureau; or.

(b) Practiced esthetics out-of-state for a period of time equivalent to the study and training of a qualified person licensed by the bureau. (Each three months of practice shall be deemed the equivalent of 100 hours of training.).

Average Time to Process Application: 8-12 weeks.

Renewal Period: Every two (2) years.

Special License Requirements: The bureau may deny a license on the grounds that the applicant has one of the following:

(1) Been convicted of a crime;.

(2) Done any act involving dishonesty, fraud or deceit with the intent to substantially benefit himself or another or substantially injure another; or.

(3) Done any act which if done by a licentiate of the business or profession in question, would be grounds for suspension or revocation of license.

The board may deny a license if the crime or act is substantially related to the qualifications, functions or duties of the business or profession for which application is made. (Section 480, Division 1.5 of the Business and Professions Code).

No where in those requirements is there any training for rimming, knob teasing, two hand stroking, cumming during sex with monger #11 on a slow day at sawtelle.

I would stay away from the untrained.

They do facials, and not the type of facials that you see in porn. LOL. Nail tech licensing is a little bit easier. Still, it's a licensed profession that requires going to school and getting 400 hours of training, then passing the test. It's not completely unheard of for HJs to happen in the back room of a nail spa, but have you ever walked past a nail spa and taken a whiff of the noxious fumes that come out of those places? I just about want to puke when I walk within 100 feet of one. Going into one to get jerked off isn't my idea of a good time.

[PriscillaM]

This is an inquiry not a report. Does anyone know if there are any Nail Salons where a man can get a pedicure / manicure and get his pipes cleaned too in LA County or SFV? I am guessing OC has a few since the majority of the Viet pros live there. Could be a good business idea for Viet or other Asian hotties?

I am not sure you want to get fucked by a nail tech. I looked at the licensing requirement:

Experience Requirement: Esthetician exam candidates must:

(1) Be at least 17 years of age;.

(2) Complete the 10th grade in California public schools or its equivalent; and.

(3) Meet one of the following:

(a) Completed a course in skin care from a school approved by the bureau; or.

(b) Practiced esthetics out-of-state for a period of time equivalent to the study and training of a qualified person licensed by the bureau. (Each three months of practice shall be deemed the equivalent of 100 hours of training.).

Average Time to Process Application: 8-12 weeks.

Renewal Period: Every two (2) years.

Special License Requirements: The bureau may deny a license on the grounds that the applicant has one of the following:

(1) Been convicted of a crime;.

(2) Done any act involving dishonesty, fraud or deceit with the intent to substantially benefit himself or another or substantially injure another; or.

(3) Done any act which if done by a licentiate of the business or profession in question, would be grounds for suspension or revocation of license.

The board may deny a license if the crime or act is substantially related to the qualifications, functions or duties of the business or profession for which application is made. (Section 480, Division 1.5 of the Business and Professions Code).

No where in those requirements is there any training for rimming, knob teasing, two hand stroking, cumming during sex with monger #11 on a slow day at sawtelle.

I would stay away from the untrained.

[IAmGib1]

This is an inquiry not a report. Does anyone know if there are any Nail Salons where a man can get a pedicure / manicure and get his pipes cleaned too in LA County or SFV? I am guessing OC has a few since the majority of the Viet pros live there. Could be a good business idea for Viet or other Asian hotties?

[RobertF30]

Visited for a work vacation, perused the forums. Thanks for all the info, I should share my input. I'm just impressed how 3-6 are within the same location just miles apart.

Visited oak spa in Burbank on several occasions, and drew a different chick every time I went, whoever is sitting on the counter. In my experience with this place, it's whatever what the girls feel?? I'm not sure what to make of it. Maybe you veterans can help me out. But I always brought $$. 40 for whatever house fee and the rest I can use to tip. First time I visited, it was turned into a FS, even got her phone number. Second time HJ only, then the third I got a CBJ with an attitude. Fourth I got another FS. I'm not following the trend, it's like whatever I draw. Sorry I never got their names either. On the last visit, I overheard a fellow monger request Johanna so seems like she's the popular one.

Healthy body. Went here as advertised by RM. Mileage didn't take me anywhere but got one awesome hell of a massage from an older lady. Says to come back, she'll have someone younger for me. Never went back. Maybe one day when my actual back hurts rather than my nads. $$. To cover my house fee and tip.

Gentle Care. Strictly business LOL from what it seems. Greeted by a lady in an undercut shirt and short skirt. Went straight to tease then a CBJ and CFS to conduct the business meeting. Got dressed, saw a flier that had been folded by the humidity I'm assuming stating that people who enter should be weary and at risk to getting pulled over. Yikes. Same damage as previous places.

[LngTimeMongr]

She's infamous for anal. . . . . Like Elton John. . . . but he's much more attractive.

Her anal game is on point and she will act like she knows you. She will bb without you asking. LOL its actually pretty good LOL but she's mehh.

[ChrisPoontang]

Is Mary at Chen's actually attractive, or is she just infamous for anal?

Any reliable providers with bolt ons?

She's infamous for anal. . . . . Like Elton John. . . . but he's much more attractive.

[Gareth]

Is Mary at Chen's actually attractive, or is she just infamous for anal?

Any reliable providers with bolt ons?

[PriscillaM]

So, yesterday, my dick was so hard and I had a backlog that makes the shipping fiasco at the port of san pedro look like the express line at my vons.

With rubratings down and templeofbliss serving up drek that I also would not fuck with jedi68's dick, I decided to try the places in westwood.

I called 1571 and tiffany (on rubmaps some dude sucked her toes and apparently got her off. And Mary at Chen's is a former miss wuhan) is not in until Thursday.

I called the finger and the usual shit was on line. Angela (no ball play), bella (a mercenary), Vanessa (the MP who looks like she could give head that would wake the dead and upon the guy taking a look at her, he would go right back to the grave), Kiki (unknown) and I think yuki (a typical 36-40 Chinese woman).

Now, I am not a big fan of the theory of relativity. Sure, it has not been falsified, but it has serious problems. But if a member of the tribe can theorize about time, space, and light, then I can theorize about hand jobs from beat Asian women on the west side.

Always go with Kiki.

That is it, no field equations, no tensors.

So I roll in and am greeted by Vanessa wearing this short and top set that maybe the girl from fast times at Ridgmont high could pull off. On Vanessa it was wildly inappropriate and but for the anything said is anti Asian narrative, she could get busted by LE just for improper fashion.

I ask her who is available. She says Bella, I take off my mask to say hell no. Bella is the one who was jerking me off and got up to answer the fucken phone and rushed me out after finishing the job.

Angela. Well, not a real fan of her since she went to asking for $200.00 for DATY and does not do any ball play. Plus the top two statements made by mongers coming into the finger are "can I use the bathroom because I like using public bathrooms with fecal matter that communicates covid19 all over" and "is Angela available".

So vanessa says, I will get good girl for you you are a VIP here.

So I get in room I think 4 and before I could even drop trou, in comes Kiki. This is a new Kiki. She looks like the "k-girls" that these fuckers dream of. Literally if this girl was on sawtelle, and if the oceans were ink and the trees were pens, there would not be enough ink to sing her praises. In other words, Kiki is a ter 8. Body that looks like she swallowed two personal air fryers and tits that are begging for a boob job. Ass that looks like it fell off a kimchi truck. In other words, heaven on westwood.

Kiki wears a mask and is 36-40. She is stout and fat and proud of that. She does a genuinely horrible massage for 20 minutes. Then she does this squeeze job on my nuts, kind of like when you feel an avocado for ripeness. It felt great.

She then gets the hot towel and does 15 minutes of dick work with her body and trimmed Bush exposed in the soft lite of Goldfinger. Like I said, if she was on 2 pop or ktownescorts or any other nonsense site, there would be jizz on the pavement on Sawtelle. In my book, kiki is a solid 4. 5. She is a girl I would definitely fuck at 2 am after a night at a bar. Definitely.

So, I am back at Goldfinger for the time being.

[Eponymously]

Did you ever receive a response? I have the same inquiry. OTC credit cards don't work and privacy requires you to input your real name, address and I'd.

For a Privacy account, probably. But using a Privacy pre-paid card, you don't have to use an accurate billing address or name. I use completely random made-up ones and they work wherever Privacy is accepted. I don't recall if I used Privacy for my month of RM subscription so no idea if they accept those cards or not, probably they do (most outlets don't have a valid reason to reject pre-paid cards).