Massage Parlor Reports

[BackInSea]

Was really wanting to get a TS and hoping to get some DATO w / BBBJ. Sunny at Ten Essentials was recommended to me from the board so I figured I would see her. Went in the evening and MMS opened the door. I asked if Sunny was available and MMS responded with "Sunny busy, you see June. " June came in and didn't look too bad bodywiuse. Thin, no pudge, natural big B, small C. Had to be in her late 40's, early 50's. She wore her mask the entire time so I couldn't tell if she's a butterface or not. Instead of asking for the house fee first, she asked me if I wanted everything up front. I never pay everything up front so I gave her the house fee first and said we'll see. She took me to the TS room where she didn't really do anything sexy. No teasing, no preview. Funny thing is that they're Korean and I understand it completely, but they didn't know. They didn't necessarily talk shit about me, but they were talking about getting things done "bhal lee" or quickly. After the TS, and once again not teasing or anything when drying me off, she had me go back to the room. Massage was decent, but again, no teasing. After the flip, she asked me what I wanted. She looked pretty slim so I figured she would be fun to throw around, so I went with the everything which was $120 tip, not including the house fee. June gave me a 5 second BBBJ just to get me went enough to put the cover on. Asked for 69, she didn't respond. She then takes off the cover and pours a TON of lube on and then puts the cover back on. She then rides me ACG. I ask for CG so I can get some grip and leverage, but she just ignores me. Instead. She wants me to go mish on her. But because she poured so much goddamn lube, the condom slipped off. I was hoping to at least suck on her tits, but instead, after she got another condom, she goes for doggy. I'm annoyed at this point, so I figured I'm going to get my money's worth. While we're in doggy, I FIA her. As she's reaching back to move my hand away, I get into a squat position and push her head down into the pillow. As I get close, I pull out, remove the cover and cum on her ass. I can tell she's not happy. She gets dressed and leaves to grab a towel. Despite all that fucking lube she poured over me, she makes me attempt to clean me off LOL. As I'm dressing and she's just stewing, I start speaking to her in Korean and tell her that she should really be careful about speaking in Korean with customers around. She's shocked and wide-eyed. She leaves and MMS comes back to walk me out. She says she's sorry and tells me to come back for better service.

They really work to get you out of their ASAP, especially since they admitted in Korean and I heard it. Don't recommend it. You can definitely get FS there, but it's going to be rushed AF. June said she's been there for a few months. Not sure if Sunny is even there anymore and MMS just said she's busy to get me to come in.

[Moose21]

I am beginning to suspect that "the pad" is a new scam. I've encountered it three times in the past month at three different places. That's a WAY higher frequency than I have ever encountered.

I now say "Are you on your period?" before the session starts. Great way to find out if FS is available, but also avoid the "oops I took your money but my pussy is offline" nonsense.

You're probably right. However in this case I didn't give her any money until after she gave me the bad news.

[AussieFury]

Against my better judgment I decided to have some fun in Federal Way. I thought I would give Lotus on 324th a try. Girl introduced herself as Cici. Matched the description given in an earlier review so I'm sure it was her.

Paid for an hour. Massage was absolutely lame and very rushed. It was like she had a checklist and needed to "rub" every part of my body as quickly as possible. On the flip she asked what I wanted. She looked like she would be fun so I asked for FS. She said not possible and pointed to her pad. Well fuck! Opted for a BJ. Huge mistake. The girl doesn't have a sensual bone in her body. Hard, fast and painful. The longer I took the harder and faster she sucked. Pretty fucking lame. Switched to HJ and that was just as pathetic. Out of there in 35 minutes. Not planning to return.

I am beginning to suspect that "the pad" is a new scam. I've encountered it three times in the past month at three different places. That's a WAY higher frequency than I have ever encountered.

I now say "Are you on your period?" before the session starts. Great way to find out if FS is available, but also avoid the "oops I took your money but my pussy is offline" nonsense.

[Moose21]

Against my better judgment I decided to have some fun in Federal Way. I thought I would give Lotus on 324th a try. Girl introduced herself as Cici. Matched the description given in an earlier review so I'm sure it was her.

Paid for an hour. Massage was absolutely lame and very rushed. It was like she had a checklist and needed to "rub" every part of my body as quickly as possible. On the flip she asked what I wanted. She looked like she would be fun so I asked for FS. She said not possible and pointed to her pad. Well fuck! Opted for a BJ. Huge mistake. The girl doesn't have a sensual bone in her body. Hard, fast and painful. The longer I took the harder and faster she sucked. Pretty fucking lame. Switched to HJ and that was just as pathetic. Out of there in 35 minutes. Not planning to return.

[Member #6146]

Stopped by M&M after a disappointing attempt at a CD with another provider, and after the first loss for the night I should've just gone home LOL. First time I've ever been here and the parking lot was empty so I thought hmmm this is either going to be really good or really bad. I walked in greeted at the door asked if I wanted a 4 hand massage, I've never had one before so wth let's go. I get in the room and they are bs'ing back and forth with each other in Chinese more than massaging me. This goes on for about 10 minutes they then have multiple guests walk in so my four hand just became a 2 hand real quick. Time for the flip at this point it is been a total waste of time and money so I'm hopeful the flip is better. Well it wasn't, so I opted to save some money as this night was a waste already. I declined FS and only wanted HJ that's when she got real irritated and decided to take it out on mini me with the world's most aggressive jackhammer technique possible. Honestly if it didn't hurt so much I would have been impressed with her feats of strength. It was about 2-3 minutes in I threw the towel in and said I got this I can finish my self. I hope everyone had a better night than me I don't think I'll be heading back there anytime soon.

[AussieFury]

One guy in Jan 2021 gave $$ but did not say what it included. After someone asked why he gave so much this was the response: " I bring $200 and if the session goes to my liking, she gets it all after the house gets paid. I do not need to itemize what happened. ".

So maybe.

Before that appears to be June 2020 after they moved, and the guy gave $6 total and claims they remember him from before.

Thank you, ScotchYoke.

[ScotchYoke]

Anyone with RM premium (or personal experience) tell me the last time there was a FS report at QQ in FedWay? The ladies there are smoking hot (yay) but wear yoga pants (boo).

One guy in Jan 2021 gave $$ but did not say what it included. After someone asked why he gave so much this was the response: " I bring $200 and if the session goes to my liking, she gets it all after the house gets paid. I do not need to itemize what happened. ".

So maybe.

Before that appears to be June 2020 after they moved, and the guy gave $6 total and claims they remember him from before.

[AussieFury]

Do any of the spa ladies provide BBFS down there? I remember someone at ocean did a year or so ago and I went several times. Feel free to PM me if you don't want the info getting out. .

None that I know of currently.

[Saffrole]

Do any of the spa ladies provide BBFS down there? I remember someone at ocean did a year or so ago and I went several times. Feel free to PM me if you don't want the info getting out. .

[AussieFury]

Anyone with RM premium (or personal experience) tell me the last time there was a FS report at QQ in FedWay? The ladies there are smoking hot (yay) but wear yoga pants (boo).

[HelloSailor]

She say she coming back up here?

No, didn't say where she's going next either. I'll ask every time I see her while she's here.

[Ender Wiggins]

I was in Portland today and when I started home (Olympia) I decided to check out my favorite spot, Sunny Asian, in Vancouver. Not expecting much I open the door and here's this skinny girl in a white dress with red polka dots. Damn if isn't Vicki. She recognizes me and goes nuts, leads me to a room and we had a really great reunion. She said she's been there three days and will be there for two months. I go to Portland nearly every week. I'll see her a few more times before she's gone for good. If you miss / missed her. You know where she is now. Cheers.

She say she coming back up here?

[HelloSailor]

I was in Portland today and when I started home (Olympia) I decided to check out my favorite spot, Sunny Asian, in Vancouver. Not expecting much I open the door and here's this skinny girl in a white dress with red polka dots. Damn if isn't Vicki. She recognizes me and goes nuts, leads me to a room and we had a really great reunion. She said she's been there three days and will be there for two months. I go to Portland nearly every week. I'll see her a few more times before she's gone for good. If you miss / missed her. You know where she is now. Cheers.

[AussieFury]

Based on a suggestion, I'm considering a visit to Federal Way. The AMP is called River located on 17 xx South 312th. Guess there's any old location and new one. Not much info on the forum. What kind of girls and menu can I expect? Thanks!

It says "Haiyun Spa" on the sign. Expect 4-5 girls. Generally MILF / aunties, never a granny, an occasional 30-something hottie, and even a rare 20-something superstar every blue moon.

You can ask to see any that aren't busy when you are in the lobby.

Service level is generally high. $200 CFS. CBJ vs BBBJ depends on the girl and your grooming.

I've had some great visits here, and a few "ok" ones. But never a bad one.

[OzzyKid62]

Based on a suggestion, I'm considering a visit to Federal Way. The AMP is called River located on 17 xx South 312th. Guess there's any old location and new one. Not much info on the forum. What kind of girls and menu can I expect? Thanks!