Massage Parlor Reports

[LowKey12]

She's not exactly the usual fare used by uncle to lure in unwary hobbyists.

I do agree that her plain looks could be used to trick people into sending payment to a scammer, though.

Google the first pic. It has been used in other ads outside of DC. Gift cards are 100% scam. Stop falling for this. Are people that desperate?

[Mr Underhill]

Working from home since COVID I haven't been out to the Fairfax cluster that often, but I had the chance the other day, others were booked so I took a flutter on Pine Tree, where I haven't been since tiny Susan was there.

The door was opened by a petite (5'0" max) lady with a short bobbed do, in a little black number, short skirt, bare shoulders and (from my vantage point) acceptable assets peeking out of the top. Name sounded like Kani.

Table shower was promising. Back to room, usual break as she preps the shower room for the next client.

From the start of the massage, this is quite special. Kani moves to my head, steps in close so she is pressing against the top of my head, and leans forward to work my back, her whole body resting against me. My satisfied grunts prompt her to go to the next stage and reach farther down, and to do this she hops up to the table, knees either side of my face, and what I by now suspect is an unclothed kitty pressing rhythmically and intentionally on my head.

This takes us, more quickly than usual, to what do I want extra.

So now Kani has her topped pulled down and her skirt up and the assets are revealed as firm natural-feeling Bs caressing my ass and my back, interspersed with light butt-kisses and hand-play from the rearmost point to Underhill the Younger, while I roll slightly to give her access and reach Kani's erogenous regions (clean and smooth with a little black tuft). Now I flip and the dress comes off completely and her thighs open to admit my hand, squeezing and probing. And in moments Kani seems to be getting into the spirit of the thing, judging by the wetness issuing from one orifice and the top-C Queen Of The Night squeals from another, as she pumps enthusiastically.

Kani cums. If it's fake it's Oscar-quality. She's almost limp as I ease her on to the table, we embrace and I kiss her body, and she wraps her thighs around my leg and squeezes, still stroking me, until the time has come. She lights down to the floor and focuses full manual and oral attention on the Younger, bringing me quickly to a state of grace.

As I leave, the other lady on duty sticks her head out to say hi (maybe curious as to the reasons for the sounds emanating from room 3) and she isn't bad-looking either. But I think my next appointment will be dedicated to re-enacting Song of Solomon 7:2 with this little treasure.

(Hour fee + .9 for those counting.).

Meow!

[Bunker Buster]

The fact that she won't take cash is a huge red flag for me.

I can't help but wonder whether this is a fake ad or, worse yet, a set-up by our least favorite uncle.

She's not exactly the usual fare used by uncle to lure in unwary hobbyists.

I do agree that her plain looks could be used to trick people into sending payment to a scammer, though.

[Old Chinese Guy]

Came across this ad today, didn't see any reviews.

Anyone have any info on the experience or am I going to have to TOFTT.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no.../21049055.html

The fact that she won't take cash is a huge red flag for me.

I can't help but wonder whether this is a fake ad or, worse yet, a set-up by our least favorite uncle.

Have to say that not accepting cash is a little odd but unlikely to be your unfavorite uncle. Ad is clear she's an LMT and gives only professional massage (right in the title). In fact she emphasizes in the ad that she's licensed and certified. The only hint of anything more than a professional massage are words such as 'tantric', 'vibrant sensations' and 'sensual' none of which in the least implies anything sexual. I think she's legit, you will probably get a real massage and if really lucky and you ask, maybe a HE for more money. But I wouldn't expect that. TOFTT and report back.

[Rhinopole]

After seeing several good reviews I visited Queen in Franconia today. I was hoping to see Kim, June, or the other lady who got good reviews. But I drew Penny. There may have been a language problem, but I'm not sure. I told her I'd stay one hour and gave her a Benjamin and she said she give me change. That was all good. Then she asked if I wanted to stay 1/2 hour. I repeated 1 hour but gave her the choice if she only had limited time. She got kind of pissy and I figured the negative vibes that were starting to build weren't worth it and I decided to go elsewhere. So it may turn out that I missed a great session with Penny, but just thought I'd report this to the group. If I go to Queen again, I'll make sure who is available.

Rhino.

[Tom McAn]

Came across this ad today, didn't see any reviews.

Anyone have any info on the experience or am I going to have to TOFTT.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no.../21049055.html

The fact that she won't take cash is a huge red flag for me.

I can't help but wonder whether this is a fake ad or, worse yet, a set-up by our least favorite uncle.

[Salkal4201]

Stopped by for a "lovely" time in sterling. First time at this place. Greeted at the door by what she said her name was Jenny. Beautiful lady, I'd say in her early 40's. Large C to a small D up top. To be honest, I was really suprised at how hot she was. I opted of the whole hr for. 8. I shed my eartly belongings and she led me to the TS. By far the best TS I've ever had. She spread the cheeks and got in there for a deep cleaning. Filped and damn near popped when she was washing the front. She was very thorough to say the least. Stood up and she helped me dry off while still being very playful. Then to the massage, asked for medium pressure. Top notch on the massage, she must have a thing for the crack because she massaged there really well without asking. I was just along for the ride. After the massage, before the flip she did some finger tip play on my back. Reached down and grabbed the boys and reached uo under me and grabbed the mainnman and massaged them both at the same time. Again I didn't ask, just along for the ride. On the filp she went right to work. I asked could I touch she said, yes. Asked to see her goods and she pulled out the girls. I grabbed a couple hand fulls and finished. Probably could of negotiated more but I my light switch was already turned on by seeing how hot she was. I tipped $ because everything was a great experience and I had a great time. I got up, she gave me a hug and slapped me on the ass and told me to come back and see her. Which I will.

[Member #6917]

Came across this ad today, didn't see any reviews.

Anyone have any info on the experience or am I going to have to TOFTT.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no.../21049055.html

Tired of the AMPs, I tried contacting and setting appointment with this provider. She was admit about gift card for payment and said she could see me right away. As I got into my car I wanted to voice verify before driving to fairfax. She wouldn't pick up both times I called. I had just texted her, so I know her phone was working and near to her because she replies. Saw that as a red flag and aborted mission. See if she follows through with you. Would love a non-Asian massage and tug provider.

[Nova907]

Came across this ad today, didn't see any reviews.

Anyone have any info on the experience or am I going to have to TOFTT.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no.../21049055.html

[TheDrowned]

This place LL mosby towers is mostly standard NOVA, but if you ask for Angela / Amy you'll find a young 20 year old Chinese with model like features especially when she's in make up. YMMV to the extreme however, she's a bit moody and sometimes you'll walk away with a half assed HJ and she will be reluctant to let you play with her tits, other days you can convince her to see what's under the bra. Service does not improve even after frequent visits, some days I left happy others I didn't. It's kinda a devils edge you want a young unicorn but there's always a price to pay and for this unicorn it comes in the form of chaotic service and a mediocre massage.

Personally Kiki is honestly the better masseuse. She's looks 35 (she's 45) and is very pretty and has a great rack. She's more willing to please but again this isn't a an AMP where you'll get FS, but Kiki has my nod of recommendation but the option for younger is here if that is what you desire but as always you can't always get everything you want or what's the other saying? Careful what you wish for? But my end of the deal has been met. Now a bargain is due.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[DisMan6]

Yes, Penny was one of my favorites too. I tried a new women name Teeto, she was not bad, more on the menu that what Penny gave, but still I miss Penny.

Pouring one out for all the Penny lovers out there. Still looking for someone that has her build and personality but unfortunately don't think I'll be finding that anytime soon.

[SexBear]

Penny was one of my ATFs. I was devastated when I heard she was gone. Had such a bubbly personality and was always such a fun time to be around. Only been back once since she left and had a solid session with Candy. Standard NOVA and rates. Might go back again soon if I get the itch.

Yes, Penny was one of my favorites too. I tried a new women name Teeto, she was not bad, more on the menu that what Penny gave, but still I miss Penny.

[Eddie223]

Searching high and low to check out anew local place to review.

Bedpage has been acting up all week, but I found a promising add https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../20807805.html.

Hade nudity on the add and it got me. I never heard of this place. One I arrived I saw a woman that had to be 80 leaving. I'm think well, that's got to be mamasan. So maybe they have some talent. This place was so dark inside and door unlocked and open. No bells to ring or anything. Was so odd inside that it was like a dream. I had to yell hello a few times l got another older granny to come greet me. She was younger. Maybe near 70. I had to make the oh, I forgot my wallet excuse to get the hell out.

Leaving empty handed, I rushed over to Angels on Blake lane. I met MIMi and after what I just saw, this made MiMi look like a super Model. She nice girl with small little cute ass. She got nude right away and started with soft touch and I was like, let's just get to the action. I got standard Angels treatment to completion that was actually fun. At angels we will give you a stripper slide, buy no FS. Which still doesn't make since to..

Thanks for TOFTT, any chance there could have been other girls in there than those 2? I've been curious about that place because it's often advertising 4 hands and I haven't tried that yet.

[Eddie223]

That's the name according to the maps site I found it on and read reviews for it. It has no name on the building at all. If you want young girls, stop reading.

I originally tried to go to Pine as I haven't checked it out yet. MS answered the door and said come back in a half hour, they were all busy. I didn't have time, was sneaking in fun on a lunch break.

I had read the reviews of TT and figured it was standard NOVA but OK, why not.

Went there. Walked in and some lady was like helloo. From another room, no door with doorbell here. I was taken to the room by an 40-50's lady, all masked up. Leggings and shirt, nothing sexy. I missed the rates sign, she said $40 for a half hour and I was like oh, wow OK. She left, and I got undressed and on the table.

Another lady, about the same age walks in and immediately starts massaging. Actually a pretty good massage. I moved my hand around not meaning to make contact with her actually, but she was pressing her thighs against my hand so I went with it.

After a really good neck rub she asks what I want, I say medium to soft. I do like to enjoy a good massage if I can get one which is why I don't just say soft. She gave a pretty good massage and I was playing with her over the clothes between the legs off and on. Then she went to soft and teased me for a long time belly down. Got me pretty worked up before the flip.

After the flip she immediately grabbed the oil and went to work on my stiff mast. Even with a rubber, it takes me a long time to finish, has ever since I got the no more babies snipsnip. Wife used to enjoy it but I'm not sure the providers always do. Wrapped it's almost impossible for me. She gave me a long service with great skill. No jack hammering or anything, took her time and worked me to climax laying up on the table with me. She didn't get undressed. Standard NOVA with lots of attention to the balls too.

Afterwards she washed me up and covered me with a towel. She left the room for a bit I assume to wash her hands up. She came back and gave me an amazing head massage and finished with a good rub down on my legs and feet.

I ended up tipping $. 6 throwing in the extra $.2 for head massage, it was worth it. I tense up there and sometimes get headaches after I bust my nut. No chance of that after she was done with me so it was worth it. In and out feeling much better head to toe for a $.

Not a lot of "play" just a woman who really knows what to do with her hands. Never saw her face and no nudity or anything, at least this time. She'll get my repeat business though for sure. Her name is Cindy.

There's still one more girl at Rte 1 Spa I haven't tried, I've seen Sarah and Gina (not the famous Gina). If anyone has intel on the third provider there can you hook me up? I still think I'm going to try Pine next. Oasis is another one I want to check.

[Jim Rob]

Searching high and low to check out anew local place to review.

Bedpage has been acting up all week, but I found a promising add https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../20807805.html.

Hade nudity on the add and it got me. I never heard of this place. One I arrived I saw a woman that had to be 80 leaving. I'm think well, that's got to be mamasan. So maybe they have some talent. This place was so dark inside and door unlocked and open. No bells to ring or anything. Was so odd inside that it was like a dream. I had to yell hello a few times l got another older granny to come greet me. She was younger. Maybe near 70. I had to make the oh, I forgot my wallet excuse to get the hell out.

Leaving empty handed, I rushed over to Angels on Blake lane. I met MIMi and after what I just saw, this made MiMi look like a super Model. She nice girl with small little cute ass. She got nude right away and started with soft touch and I was like, let's just get to the action. I got standard Angels treatment to completion that was actually fun. At angels we will give you a stripper slide, buy no FS. Which still doesn't make since to.

Me. She was rubbing her wet lips on my shaft until completion.

Going to take a break and go back to my sugar baby from years ago that I just found again. She's the hottest girl in nova and I can't believe how much time and money I wanted on granny's.