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[EscortGuru]

Ukranian.

Posts on CL as body correction massage

See looks good. Anyone take the plunge?

PM if that suits you.

TIA.

Mikey.

Got contact info and link to the ad? If she's hawt I'll toft.

[EscortGuru]

I left my hotel before I saw the replies and can confirm the Ana at Body Dynamics is not the lady in the picture and much older, mid to late 40's would be my guess. She was polite, looked over worked, I didn't stay to wait to meet Natasha as I assumed bait and switch also. Russian Spa didn't answer the door, but I suspect they are the same organization. The Asian Massage next to Russian Spa also did not.

I stopped at a purple house about 1/2 mile west of Russian Spa on Oakland. I was greeted by a reasonably good looking woman mid 30's I'd say. Nice enough, but she was short of breath and sweating hard. As I walked up to the building the blinds in an open window were shaking so I'm guessing she was getting banged good. I didn't bother to stay as she was the only there according to her.

Hooked up with a fellow monger my final night and took me to an AMP, 50 house, 50 tip, happy ending to my Broward adventure.

You won't find a higher percentage of rip-off girls than with the Russians. Not saying they will rob you but very few seem to play fair and straight. JMHO and experience.

Photos are all 100% fake. Women are no where near as attractive. Depends of course on their attitude and how busy they are but often you're going to have an over-priced, rushed experience. $100 may get you 5 minutes of BS light touching and a HJ with otc roaming. If they aren't busy, the right girl will be a much better experience, but I don't have any recs.

$. 5 for door entry and additional $$ Normally at least 2 in house to pick from. If your loaded go for it and be picky. You will be rushed and kicked out. Better money spent elsewhere unless you like to travel to Russia.

LOL, Yes, the first thing a monger needs to do is to learn the discipline of not focusing on photos in the advertisements. It's not likely that one will see a group shot or individual pics of the staff there. I think I have only seen one or two ads for LMPs where they posted the actual women that work there, ever.

A crappy spa with ugly old women will post stock photos super good looing young Asian (usually Taiwanese) models and porno stars to grab your attention, but as anyone who has followed up on these ads knows, you get there and your masseuse may be average looking or a total troll.

I was having a few drinks at Mike's on Pembroke road one rainy Sunday night, decided to check out the VIP on 441 just down the street.

I saw their ads and the women looked awesome. So I walk in to be greeted by a woman that had the shapely appeal of a tree stump, and another lady came out from the back, maybe the ugliest looking AMP girl I've ever seen.

Being a bit in the whisky zone, I asked, where's the girls in the photos, you're using fake pictures here.

She actually said to me " No fake pictures, Real pictures of real Asian girls" (just not the ones that work here I'm guessing), Oh well.

[MBaby69]

Ukranian.

Posts on CL as body correction massage

See looks good. Anyone take the plunge?

PM if that suits you.

TIA.

Mikey.

[Member #6640]

I saw Stumpy, Lumpy and Dumpy as well.

LOL. So I guess you didn't opt to do a Pumpy.

[CosmoBlue]

LOL, Yes, the first thing a monger needs to do is to learn the discipline of not focusing on photos in the advertisements. It's not likely that one will see a group shot or individual pics of the staff there. I think I have only seen one or two ads for LMPs where they posted the actual women that work there, ever.

A crappy spa with ugly old women will post stock photos super good looing young Asian (usually Taiwanese) models and porno stars to grab your attention, but as anyone who has followed up on these ads knows, you get there and your masseuse may be average looking or a total troll.

I was having a few drinks at Mike's on Pembroke road one rainy Sunday night, decided to check out the VIP on 441 just down the street.

I saw their ads and the women looked awesome. So I walk in to be greeted by a woman that had the shapely appeal of a tree stump, and another lady came out from the back, maybe the ugliest looking AMP girl I've ever seen.

Being a bit in the whisky zone, I asked, where's the girls in the photos, you're using fake pictures here.

She actually said to me " No fake pictures, Real pictures of real Asian girls" (just not the ones that work here I'm guessing), Oh well.

I saw Stumpy, Lumpy and Dumpy as well.

[BigLuber]

Photos are all 100% fake. Women are no where near as attractive. Depends of course on their attitude and how busy they are but often you're going to have an over-priced, rushed experience. $100 may get you 5 minutes of BS light touching and a HJ with otc roaming. If they aren't busy, the right girl will be a much better experience, but I don't have any recs.

LOL, Yes, the first thing a monger needs to do is to learn the discipline of not focusing on photos in the advertisements. It's not likely that one will see a group shot or individual pics of the staff there. I think I have only seen one or two ads for LMPs where they posted the actual women that work there, ever.

A crappy spa with ugly old women will post stock photos super good looing young Asian (usually Taiwanese) models and porno stars to grab your attention, but as anyone who has followed up on these ads knows, you get there and your masseuse may be average looking or a total troll.

I was having a few drinks at Mike's on Pembroke road one rainy Sunday night, decided to check out the VIP on 441 just down the street.

I saw their ads and the women looked awesome. So I walk in to be greeted by a woman that had the shapely appeal of a tree stump, and another lady came out from the back, maybe the ugliest looking AMP girl I've ever seen.

Being a bit in the whisky zone, I asked, where's the girls in the photos, you're using fake pictures here.

She actually said to me " No fake pictures, Real pictures of real Asian girls" (just not the ones that work here I'm guessing), Oh well.

[CrackerJoe]

Anyone got intel on Russian Spa aka Body Dynamics? From what little info I can find it sounds like they have legit license but are not the women in the photos.

http://www.skindynamicsspa.com/

$. 5 for door entry and additional $$ Normally at least 2 in house to pick from. If your loaded go for it and be picky. You will be rushed and kicked out. Better money spent elsewhere unless you like to travel to Russia.

[Rustys]

Anyone got intel on Russian Spa aka Body Dynamics? From what little info I can find it sounds like they have legit license but are not the women in the photos.

http://www.skindynamicsspa.com/

Photos are all 100% fake. Women are no where near as attractive. Depends of course on their attitude and how busy they are but often you're going to have an over-priced, rushed experience. $100 may get you 5 minutes of BS light touching and a HJ with otc roaming. If they aren't busy, the right girl will be a much better experience, but I don't have any recs.

[CosmoBlue]

Anyone got intel on Russian Spa aka Body Dynamics? From what little info I can find it sounds like they have legit license but are not the women in the photos.

http://www.skindynamicsspa.com/.

You won't find a higher percentage of rip-off girls than with the Russians. Not saying they will rob you but very few seem to play fair and straight. JMHO and experience.

[EscortGuru]

Anyone got intel on Russian Spa aka Body Dynamics? From what little info I can find it sounds like they have legit license but are not the women in the photos.

http://www.skindynamicsspa.com/

[BrockLake]

Is Nelly: https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42293/ a waste of time. Is it no HJ?

[EscortGuru]

I saw a post here that sounded like there were hot white women working here. I passed by and can tell you the two women there were far from hot. One girl looked like a drug addict wasting away and the other looked ok but had a bad chronic cough.

If anyone knows where I can find a hot white chic in the scene let me know.

[EscortGuru]

Have been there many times, a couple of times with this current girl in fact. Last time I was there, I had just served my cup and had half my time left when a guy walked in and she led him to the front room while I was in back. I think she got handsy with him and freaked him out so he got nervous and left. I could hear him say "he's never done something like this before". Needless to say I took advantage of my time and finished off my hour with no interruptions.

Sometimes I've also had to wait for "5 minutes" so the girl can finish off a client before it's my turn. I've also had a guy walk in on my session, get rushed in and out in 5 minutes so that she can get back to me as long as I wasn't in a rush.

I wouldn't say it's the perfect system but it's been good to me for the last couple of months. If it gets busy, it could benefit from as a second girl. I know Magic Fingers has 3 right now. In all this time I've never encountered a hidden voice or a male handler here. Not saying its not true but just sharing my experiences there.

Thanks for sharing. Any recommendations on the 3 girls at Magic Fingers?

[FootyFanatic14]

Last time I was in Ft Lauderdale I visited Coco Spa late night and the are is spooky with with some shady liking guys hanging out in the strip mall. Just visited it again this morning, walked in the door heard a male voice talking then stop, I hear a room door open and the woman hides behind the front door and says come in. I step halfway in to see her, ok for a AMP and ask her if another girl is there. She doest answer. The male voice was probably the handler or maybe another early bird.

Client. Decided to move on.

Have been there many times, a couple of times with this current girl in fact. Last time I was there, I had just served my cup and had half my time left when a guy walked in and she led him to the front room while I was in back. I think she got handsy with him and freaked him out so he got nervous and left. I could hear him say "he's never done something like this before". Needless to say I took advantage of my time and finished off my hour with no interruptions.

Sometimes I've also had to wait for "5 minutes" so the girl can finish off a client before it's my turn. I've also had a guy walk in on my session, get rushed in and out in 5 minutes so that she can get back to me as long as I wasn't in a rush.

I wouldn't say it's the perfect system but it's been good to me for the last couple of months. If it gets busy, it could benefit from as a second girl. I know Magic Fingers has 3 right now. In all this time I've never encountered a hidden voice or a male handler here. Not saying its not true but just sharing my experiences there.

[EscortGuru]

Spa.

Health Spa One. Gold Coast Plaza on Oakland & NW 27 - For her age an attractive woman by AMP standards answers the door looks mid 40's, lean, energetic and welcoming. Asked for Japanese Nuru she paused for a moment and replied $100. Got an up sell vibe because she looked very clean and fresh so decided to move on.

Magic Fingers. Attractive by AMP standards, says her name is Sophia. Looks mid 30's 150 plus 70 house for 1/2 hr all in. 200 for hour plus 70 house with table shower. The second girl I liked, I found her very attractive, but she had a bad attitude so I left. Place was busy, soon as I walked out another dude rolled up. There was a dude there Just after I arrived also.

Good Time Spa next door to Magic Fingers, older woman, not attractive, but nice personality. I left.

Rejuvenation Health Center. Got there and inspectors were surveying the facility. Waited in car then when they left I went in and was totally taken by Mimi's youthful looks and cheerleader bod. Her personality was great also. 170 plus 78 for house. For hour with table massage. Had a lot of fun but she's a hard no on rimming and while she did spend time with the boys it wasn't anything special her skills suck but she's very pretty imo. I think there was another person there whole stole $150 from my wallet though I not sure. Can't remember if I packed $500 for this trip but I think I did. She swears she was the only one there. I'd like to meet Tina, interested in some tongue in my ass LOL.