Escort Reports

**TEdwards** · 03-04-22 00:42

Originally Posted by DumpSterPacker [View Original Post]

I totally concur!

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings. ".

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Almost had it. I'd make minor adjustments on the following:

Asian: actually 10% Asian and fat but mostly black, or mostly white.

No AA: My pimp is black, but he's also my boyfriend, and when I retire, I'm going to marry him and live off his earnings.

Discreet: I have 30 guys visit me per day, smoke crack outside, don't want the hotel manager to kick me out, but just saying that to make you think that I actually am.

Your welcome is spelled you're welcome.

**TheTruthCs07** · 03-03-22 21:11

Originally Posted by Powerhouse100 [View Original Post]

Avoid Avoid Avoid! All she does is complain during the session. She informed me a while ago that she has sickle and it causes all sorts of pain for her. The session becomes very uncomfortable because of her much complaining! Did I not say avoid!

Back on the hunt for a reliable AA provider.

**SuperXY** · 03-03-22 21:01

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...a/155229334304

I met up with her yesterday on Philips towards downtown. Hh session $. 5. She has a nice tight body, tight wet kitty, and medium size breast that's offers lactation (what she said) if you're into that. Overall good session, all covered, cg, k9 and mish. She's a sweet girl and I enjoyed our time, but she does keep time of visits, and room smells like smoke. I may repeat.

**Jimmer76** · 03-03-22 18:08

Originally Posted by JaxGuitar [View Original Post]

Saw her when she was in Jax a week ago or so. Pics are real. She has a very pretty face. Covered everything. No GFE. Paid for hh and was rushed the entire time. Boring but sexy and pretty. Will not repeat.

She typically takes very nice photos but they are deceiving on the scale. I saw her over a year ago and was shocked how big she was. At least 250 lb. I don't mean to be salty and maybe she has lost a lot of weight, but is she still a large woman. She's like late 30's / early 40's.

**KoolBreeze** · 03-03-22 11:33

Originally Posted by MrJohns [View Original Post]

Has anyone had a dream with Jaeless?.

Don't be fooled by her pics. Trust me, she takes very forgiving pics. She's really shaped like SpongeBob. Her room look like a bomb exploded. Just nasty all around. I actually took a break from the hobby because I was so discussed. Smh.

**KoolBreeze** · 03-03-22 11:23

Originally Posted by JaxGuitar [View Original Post]

Saw her when she was in Jax a week ago or so. Pics are real. She has a very pretty face. Covered everything. No GFE. Paid for hh and was rushed the entire time. Boring but sexy and pretty. Will not repeat.

Paying more don't always guarantee good service.

**JustinCider904** · 03-03-22 10:33

Originally Posted by Powerhouse100 [View Original Post]

You know, I was thinking, there is another reason (s) why I tend to not donate too much for puss. It is because of too many unknown variables. An important one for me is the way the puss feels. When I was much younger, I would say "a hole is a hole is a hole. " In other words, it did not matter which girl it was--a hole was a hole. As I have gotten older, I have come to realize that the same principle does not apply. I don't know if it has to do with aging changes, as in, less testosterone or what, but I do know that the way the puss feels is huge for me. There are very few girls who's puss feels the way I like it.

There are a few girls I've seen who's puss felt like I was drowning. I mean, no bottom to be found and the physical feeling was elusive. At these times, I always say to myself that I am glad I did not donate too much. It's very difficult to finish the mission when a girl's stuff seems to lack good puss walls. I find I have to work extra hard. It just isn't worth it. So, when I think about donating these high prices, I am hesitant because I don't know how the girl's puss is going to feel. Plus, the fact that, in most cases, it will be a covered service, which can blunt the feeling, if you know what I mean.

Then, there is the personality or chemistry variable. In most cases, all we can do is go on the reviews that are written about a provider. But even then, the report might be shortsighted in some kind of way and does not tell the whole story. So, from large pusses, filtered pics, hygiene issues, lack of chemistry, and the list goes on, it makes it very difficult to fork out large amount of cash. Now, if these providers had a reasonable introductory rate, I might be inclined to trying out their services and if great, I can always patronize their services in the future. Unfortunately, these gals want to hit you in the mouth on the first visit, donation wise. Just because one guy had a great time, does not mean I will. I suppose it's all about taking chances though. I think it's easier to take a chance paying $80 versus $700. If things go awry with the former, it's easier to recover. But if you pay $700 and she turns out to be a dud, that's a lot of mula to lose. Just a few thoughts on the matter.

I am in complete agreement with this logic. When I have spent large amounts on a single visit, the provider was recommended to my by someone I knew. It is hard to part with $500+ when you don't know what you are walking into. Personally though, I don't have a problem taking a swing at 200-250 if she is young and attractive. If she turns out to be a bad lay then I strike her off my list, I walk away disappointed, but at least I did enjoy her looks and body. And in reality, it probably cost me about the same as a serious night out with a date. But she is a sure thing.

Counter to that, it is my stance that I won't spend more than 100 on a first visit with someone that is over 25, has any signs of having kids, or is staying on the westside.

**JaxGuitar** · 03-03-22 09:47

Saw her when she was in Jax a week ago or so. Pics are real. She has a very pretty face. Covered everything. No GFE. Paid for hh and was rushed the entire time. Boring but sexy and pretty. Will not repeat.

**OneForTheGlory** · 03-03-22 09:28

Originally Posted by DumpSterPacker [View Original Post]

I totally concur!

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings. ".

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

Car dates only: I am out of dope and need money as soon as possible because I am dope sick and my dealer is waiting.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time. ".

Your welcome.

This is so incredibly accurate you've definitely done your homework.

**Mr Johns** · 03-03-22 05:57

Has anyone had a dream with Jaeless?.

**Dan1978** · 03-03-22 01:44

Originally Posted by SeventyEight [View Original Post]

I got to be honest with you, I chuckled at the fact that this is so damn accurate! Thanks for the laugh Mr. DSP!

Funniest and most accurate thing I've ever seen on here.

**Powerhouse100** · 03-02-22 23:58

You know, I was thinking, there is another reason (s) why I tend to not donate too much for puss. It is because of too many unknown variables. An important one for me is the way the puss feels. When I was much younger, I would say "a hole is a hole is a hole. " In other words, it did not matter which girl it was--a hole was a hole. As I have gotten older, I have come to realize that the same principle does not apply. I don't know if it has to do with aging changes, as in, less testosterone or what, but I do know that the way the puss feels is huge for me. There are very few girls who's puss feels the way I like it.

There are a few girls I've seen who's puss felt like I was drowning. I mean, no bottom to be found and the physical feeling was elusive. At these times, I always say to myself that I am glad I did not donate too much. It's very difficult to finish the mission when a girl's stuff seems to lack good puss walls. I find I have to work extra hard. It just isn't worth it. So, when I think about donating these high prices, I am hesitant because I don't know how the girl's puss is going to feel. Plus, the fact that, in most cases, it will be a covered service, which can blunt the feeling, if you know what I mean.

Then, there is the personality or chemistry variable. In most cases, all we can do is go on the reviews that are written about a provider. But even then, the report might be shortsighted in some kind of way and does not tell the whole story. So, from large pusses, filtered pics, hygiene issues, lack of chemistry, and the list goes on, it makes it very difficult to fork out large amount of cash. Now, if these providers had a reasonable introductory rate, I might be inclined to trying out their services and if great, I can always patronize their services in the future. Unfortunately, these gals want to hit you in the mouth on the first visit, donation wise. Just because one guy had a great time, does not mean I will. I suppose it's all about taking chances though. I think it's easier to take a chance paying $80 versus $700. If things go awry with the former, it's easier to recover. But if you pay $700 and she turns out to be a dud, that's a lot of mula to lose. Just a few thoughts on the matter.

**Powerhouse100** · 03-02-22 23:30

Originally Posted by TwoWheels [View Original Post]

All this talk of hooker philosophy is really starting to bore me. Two wasted pages of this and not a hint of a hot chick. Come on, help me out here. That's what this site is for, finding women for sex.

Unfortunately, there is not much to find, so I guess this is just a way to pass time--though the conversation is interesting, however. Not having much to find equals not having much to talk about!

**Powerhouse100** · 03-02-22 23:27

Originally Posted by SeventyEight [View Original Post]

The second one is Dawn, search her up, the most recent reviews have been negative, so I'd say AVOID.

- Stay safe gents!

Very heavy drug user. Raunchy snatch. Hangs around very shifty characters, to include DBs. Will ghost you in a minute! I guess I'm saying--avoid!

**Powerhouse100** · 03-02-22 23:25

Originally Posted by TheTruthCs07 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this one lately. Saw a review some time ago. Want to know if she's still good.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/76204793

Avoid Avoid Avoid! All she does is complain during the session. She informed me a while ago that she has sickle and it causes all sorts of pain for her. The session becomes very uncomfortable because of her much complaining! Did I not say avoid!