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03-03-22 09:28 #25458
Grade: A+
This is so incredibly accurate you've definitely done your homework.
Originally Posted by DumpSterPacker
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03-03-22 05:57 #25457
Escorts
Has anyone had a dream with Jaeless?.
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03-03-22 01:44 #25456Funniest and most accurate thing I've ever seen on here. Originally Posted by SeventyEight
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03-02-22 23:58 #25455
About high price puss
You know, I was thinking, there is another reason (s) why I tend to not donate too much for puss. It is because of too many unknown variables. An important one for me is the way the puss feels. When I was much younger, I would say "a hole is a hole is a hole. " In other words, it did not matter which girl it was--a hole was a hole. As I have gotten older, I have come to realize that the same principle does not apply. I don't know if it has to do with aging changes, as in, less testosterone or what, but I do know that the way the puss feels is huge for me. There are very few girls who's puss feels the way I like it.
There are a few girls I've seen who's puss felt like I was drowning. I mean, no bottom to be found and the physical feeling was elusive. At these times, I always say to myself that I am glad I did not donate too much. It's very difficult to finish the mission when a girl's stuff seems to lack good puss walls. I find I have to work extra hard. It just isn't worth it. So, when I think about donating these high prices, I am hesitant because I don't know how the girl's puss is going to feel. Plus, the fact that, in most cases, it will be a covered service, which can blunt the feeling, if you know what I mean.
Then, there is the personality or chemistry variable. In most cases, all we can do is go on the reviews that are written about a provider. But even then, the report might be shortsighted in some kind of way and does not tell the whole story. So, from large pusses, filtered pics, hygiene issues, lack of chemistry, and the list goes on, it makes it very difficult to fork out large amount of cash. Now, if these providers had a reasonable introductory rate, I might be inclined to trying out their services and if great, I can always patronize their services in the future. Unfortunately, these gals want to hit you in the mouth on the first visit, donation wise. Just because one guy had a great time, does not mean I will. I suppose it's all about taking chances though. I think it's easier to take a chance paying $80 versus $700. If things go awry with the former, it's easier to recover. But if you pay $700 and she turns out to be a dud, that's a lot of mula to lose. Just a few thoughts on the matter.
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03-02-22 23:30 #25454
About forum to discuss finding girls
Unfortunately, there is not much to find, so I guess this is just a way to pass time--though the conversation is interesting, however. Not having much to find equals not having much to talk about! Originally Posted by TwoWheels
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03-02-22 23:27 #25453
About Dawn
Very heavy drug user. Raunchy snatch. Hangs around very shifty characters, to include DBs. Will ghost you in a minute! I guess I'm saying--avoid! Originally Posted by SeventyEight
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03-02-22 23:25 #25452
About Tiny Haitian
Avoid Avoid Avoid! All she does is complain during the session. She informed me a while ago that she has sickle and it causes all sorts of pain for her. The session becomes very uncomfortable because of her much complaining! Did I not say avoid! Originally Posted by TheTruthCs07
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03-02-22 22:14 #25451Actually what he laid out is exactly what this forum is about. Providing information. Nothing works either on here or out there for any of us without everyone sharing what we know. So, without information, there IS NO sex. Not safely anyway. Don't be so impatient. Originally Posted by TwoWheels
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03-02-22 22:07 #25450
Jesus Christ, this is so accurate, I owe you a beer!
Originally Posted by DumpSterPacker
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03-02-22 19:35 #25449
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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.
I literally just complemented the previous post by dumpsterpacker
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03-02-22 18:10 #25448
Tiny Haitian
Has anyone seen this one lately. Saw a review some time ago. Want to know if she's still good.
https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/76204793
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03-02-22 17:45 #25447
Afternoon Gents
I'll be visiting your lovely city early next week and began setting up ladies. I've run into 2 that dropped me the second they knew I wasn't available RIGHT now. There's a few in my area like this but it's not common. Did I hit the 2% off the jump or this common practice?
Bman.
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03-02-22 17:28 #25446
Damn!
I got to be honest with you, I chuckled at the fact that this is so damn accurate! Thanks for the laugh Mr. DSP! Originally Posted by DumpSterPacker
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03-02-22 17:25 #25445
Dawn
The second one is Dawn, search her up, the most recent reviews have been negative, so I'd say AVOID. Originally Posted by JoeDt72
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03-02-22 17:23 #25444
Repost of advice to fellow mongers.
I totally concur!
"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings. ".
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.
Car dates only: I am out of dope and need money as soon as possible because I am dope sick and my dealer is waiting.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time. ".
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