Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[Justify]

With the way gas prices are going I may have to choose between filling my car with a tank of gas or getting some tail. Tough choice, need one, can't live without the other.

[Porkys1980]

That's how you can settle this!! Pick a neutral site!!

Its the heartless and lilgilligan that are cray and expect free stuff and the ones probably stealing tips from the girls, I hope they upload their video camera pictures to youtube. I installed a few cameras for these AMPs and know they will spread their doom online and via their own AMP Channel / on discord lmao.

[Slammer6008]

Heartless jay is a little beeitch that likes to bully and whine and too cheap to venture himself. Lmao. Wonder why you still monger you cheap f.

That's how you can settle this!! Pick a neutral site!!

[Porkys1980]

Oh wow, I understand now.

Heartless jay is a little beeitch that likes to bully and whine and too cheap to venture himself. Lmao. Wonder why you still monger you cheap f.

[Kevin80]

Keep your ego in check. If you don't know the difference between what you get at Bamboo and what you get at a legit spa then you don't know much about massage. As I mentioned, what you get at Bamboo is good, but any one of those providers would be fired on the first day at a legit spa. Someone would come in with some therapeutic need and a prescription from their doctor on something that needs worked on, and they wouldn't have the first clue as to how to approach it. There's a reason why legit spas charge what they do. You're getting someone trained and licensed to deal with various therapeutic conditions. My place is not even a luxury spa. If you think we're overpriced, then don't come. Keep going to your Bamboo, SH, YZ, and such. To each his own. But don't pretend that these places are on the same plane as a good spa with licensed therapists. They're a different world completely and they exist for an entirely different reason and for an entirely different clientele.

There are luxury spas that charge a lot more than mine. It's basically the same massage though - you're getting a CMT and the service isn't any different. The "amenities" in the luxury spa are different - they may have a jacuzzi and sauna, they may give you a glass of champagne after your service, and they may have what I call fru fru services like seaweed wraps. I don't offer any of that stuff - I just have highly trained, highly skilled therapists who know how to work with whatever condition a client may come in with. What if someone is a cancer patient? What if they have fibromyalgia? What if they're pregnant and in a high risk pregnancy? Hypertension? IT Band Syndrome? TMJ? Those all require special massage skills and training that I guarantee you none of the girls at Bamboo have, and that's just naming a few off the top of my head. It's just not an apples to apples comparison, nor does it need to be. They exist for completely different purposes. Claiming Bamboo is the same thing for less money is ludicrous and shows pure ignorance when it comes to therapeutic massage.

It's kind of like my food analogy. Say you want a steak dinner. You can go to Ruths Chris and pay $100 a plate for your dinner and it's amazing, but there are people who will claim that a $30 dinner from Outback is every bit as good. It isn't, nor is it anywhere close. Some people will say so, but a lot of people are conditioned for crappy food, so they don't have a refined enough palate to distinguish between fine dining and a place like Outback. Not that Outback is bad - it's fine and I like going there once in a while, but it's a far cry from Ruths Chris or Morton's. Different quality at a different price point.

This is going to be my last post on the subject because nobody is here to get into pissing matches.

Oh wow, I understand now.

[Koreahh]

i respect both of your opinions.

Maybe we should come up with our own rating system?

Chjt (certified hand job therapist).

Cbjt (certified blow job therapist).

Cft (certified fornication therapist).

Lets get back to what we are really here for.

Hahaha those are great acronyms hahaha.

[Porkys1980]

Keep your ego in check. If you don't know the difference between what you get at Bamboo and what you get at a legit spa then you don't know much about massage. As I mentioned, what you get at Bamboo is good, but any one of those providers would be fired on the first day at a legit spa. Someone would come in with some therapeutic need and a prescription from their doctor on something that needs worked on, and they wouldn't have the first clue as to how to approach it. There's a reason why legit spas charge what they do. You're getting someone trained and licensed to deal with various therapeutic conditions. My place is not even a luxury spa. If you think we're overpriced, then don't come. Keep going to your Bamboo, SH, YZ, and such. To each his own. But don't pretend that these places are on the same plane as a good spa with licensed therapists. They're a different world completely and they exist for an entirely different reason and for an entirely different clientele.

There are luxury spas that charge a lot more than mine. It's basically the same massage though - you're getting a CMT and the service isn't any different. The "amenities" in the luxury spa are different - they may have a jacuzzi and sauna, they may give you a glass of champagne after your service, and they may have what I call fru fru services like seaweed wraps. I don't offer any of that stuff - I just have highly trained, highly skilled therapists who know how to work with whatever condition a client may come in with. What if someone is a cancer patient? What if they have fibromyalgia? What if they're pregnant and in a high risk pregnancy? Hypertension? IT Band Syndrome? TMJ? Those all require special massage skills and training that I guarantee you none of the girls at Bamboo have, and that's just naming a few off the top of my head. It's just not an apples to apples comparison, nor does it need to be. They exist for completely different purposes. Claiming Bamboo is the same thing for less money is ludicrous and shows pure ignorance when it comes to therapeutic massage.

Just get a girlfriend. Or wife already. You cheap basterds.

These are supposed to be in the rants and stupid shit LOL not here. OMG.

Just report on what good and bad massage places already and locations.

[DJezDick]

Keep your ego in check. If you don't know the difference between what you get at Bamboo and what you get at a legit spa then you don't know much about massage. As I mentioned, what you get at Bamboo is good, but any one of those providers would be fired on the first day at a legit spa. Someone would come in with some therapeutic need and a prescription from their doctor on something that needs worked on, and they wouldn't have the first clue as to how to approach it. There's a reason why legit spas charge what they do. You're getting someone trained and licensed to deal with various therapeutic conditions. My place is not even a luxury spa. If you think we're overpriced, then don't come. Keep going to your Bamboo, SH, YZ, and such. To each his own. But don't pretend that these places are on the same plane as a good spa with licensed therapists. They're a different world completely and they exist for an entirely different reason and for an entirely different clientele.

There are luxury spas that charge a lot more than mine. It's basically the same massage though - you're getting a CMT and the service isn't any different. The "amenities" in the luxury spa are different - they may have a jacuzzi and sauna, they may give you a glass of champagne after your service, and they may have what I call fru fru services like seaweed wraps. I don't offer any of that stuff - I just have highly trained, highly skilled therapists who know how to work with whatever condition a client may come in with. What if someone is a cancer patient? What if they have fibromyalgia? What if they're pregnant and in a high risk pregnancy? Hypertension? IT Band Syndrome? TMJ? Those all require special massage skills and training that I guarantee you none of the girls at Bamboo have, and that's just naming a few off the top of my head. It's just not an apples to apples comparison, nor does it need to be. They exist for completely different purposes. Claiming Bamboo is the same thing for less money is ludicrous and shows pure ignorance when it comes to therapeutic massage.

It's kind of like my food analogy. Say you want a steak dinner. You can go to Ruths Chris and pay $100 a plate for your dinner and it's amazing, but there are people who will claim that a $30 dinner from Outback is every bit as good. It isn't, nor is it anywhere close. Some people will say so, but a lot of people are conditioned for crappy food, so they don't have a refined enough palate to distinguish between fine dining and a place like Outback. Not that Outback is bad - it's fine and I like going there once in a while, but it's a far cry from Ruths Chris or Morton's. Different quality at a different price point.

This is going to be my last post on the subject because nobody is here to get into pissing matches.

I respect both of your opinions.

Maybe we should come up with our own rating system?

CHJT (certified hand job therapist).

CBJT (certified blow job therapist).

CFT (certified fornication therapist).

Lets get back to what we are really here for.

[Taws6]

Grimey & Kevin. Cut it the fuck out, no one wants to hear this shit.

Grow up.

[Grimmy23]

I'm no stud but rarely do girls short me time. It happens of course but rare. Bamboo is my favorite place, but I've gone to many other places and rarely do they short time, especially shorting as much as 20-30 minutes, really? If it happened to you 90% or 50% of the time, something is wrong with you.

And knock it off with the CMT qualify, you are incredibly full of yourself. Bamboo, SH, YZ, many other places, girls provide amazing quality massages. You kept repeating that the quality is not as good as your place, how silly are you to believe that. You're proud of being an owner, well then listen to me, I'm a customer and I'm telling you the truth. Myself and several of my friends have been to those overpriced luxury places. You charge a hefty fee for the name and atmosphere but the actually massage is no better than anywhere else. So dude, get over yourself.

I'm trying to be humble in these MP social media sites, and I know admin doesn't want people to argue but fuck dude, after a couple years I realize how silly some of you guys are.

Keep your ego in check. If you don't know the difference between what you get at Bamboo and what you get at a legit spa then you don't know much about massage. As I mentioned, what you get at Bamboo is good, but any one of those providers would be fired on the first day at a legit spa. Someone would come in with some therapeutic need and a prescription from their doctor on something that needs worked on, and they wouldn't have the first clue as to how to approach it. There's a reason why legit spas charge what they do. You're getting someone trained and licensed to deal with various therapeutic conditions. My place is not even a luxury spa. If you think we're overpriced, then don't come. Keep going to your Bamboo, SH, YZ, and such. To each his own. But don't pretend that these places are on the same plane as a good spa with licensed therapists. They're a different world completely and they exist for an entirely different reason and for an entirely different clientele.

There are luxury spas that charge a lot more than mine. It's basically the same massage though - you're getting a CMT and the service isn't any different. The "amenities" in the luxury spa are different - they may have a jacuzzi and sauna, they may give you a glass of champagne after your service, and they may have what I call fru fru services like seaweed wraps. I don't offer any of that stuff - I just have highly trained, highly skilled therapists who know how to work with whatever condition a client may come in with. What if someone is a cancer patient? What if they have fibromyalgia? What if they're pregnant and in a high risk pregnancy? Hypertension? IT Band Syndrome? TMJ? Those all require special massage skills and training that I guarantee you none of the girls at Bamboo have, and that's just naming a few off the top of my head. It's just not an apples to apples comparison, nor does it need to be. They exist for completely different purposes. Claiming Bamboo is the same thing for less money is ludicrous and shows pure ignorance when it comes to therapeutic massage.

It's kind of like my food analogy. Say you want a steak dinner. You can go to Ruths Chris and pay $100 a plate for your dinner and it's amazing, but there are people who will claim that a $30 dinner from Outback is every bit as good. It isn't, nor is it anywhere close. Some people will say so, but a lot of people are conditioned for crappy food, so they don't have a refined enough palate to distinguish between fine dining and a place like Outback. Not that Outback is bad - it's fine and I like going there once in a while, but it's a far cry from Ruths Chris or Morton's. Different quality at a different price point.

This is going to be my last post on the subject because nobody is here to get into pissing matches.

[Kevin80]

Well I'm glad you're such a stud that you can go to any AMP you want and get the full time. The fact of the matter is the goal of most AMPs is to get you in, get you off, and get you out as soon as they possibly can. My 90% may have been an exaggeration, but the fact remains that the providers at AMPs for the most part are not skilled in massage, and the massage you're going to get almost all the time at an AMP is going to be half assed whether it's 30 minutes or an hour. And if you believe otherwise, you don't know much about massage. Again I'm saying most, not all. There are exceptions to any rule of thumb. The girls at Bamboo for example give good massages, but even those aren't CMT quality massages. They're good, but would fall well short of expectations at a legit spa with actual licensed therapists. The other fact is you generally go to an AMP for the extras, not the massage. The "massage" is just a nice bonus, but if you were going for the massage you wouldn't be going there. I would bet good money that if you polled people on here who frequent AMPs, you would overwhelmingly hear that most of the time people don't get the full time that they pay for. AMPs are rush jobs by design, and it's one of the reasons I don't really visit AMPs anymore.

I'm no stud but rarely do girls short me time. It happens of course but rare. Bamboo is my favorite place, but I've gone to many other places and rarely do they short time, especially shorting as much as 20-30 minutes, really? If it happened to you 90% or 50% of the time, something is wrong with you.

And knock it off with the CMT qualify, you are incredibly full of yourself. Bamboo, SH, YZ, many other places, girls provide amazing quality massages. You kept repeating that the quality is not as good as your place, how silly are you to believe that. You're proud of being an owner, well then listen to me, I'm a customer and I'm telling you the truth. Myself and several of my friends have been to those overpriced luxury places. You charge a hefty fee for the name and atmosphere but the actually massage is no better than anywhere else. So dude, get over yourself.

I'm trying to be humble in these MP social media sites, and I know admin doesn't want people to argue but fuck dude, after a couple years I realize how silly some of you guys are.

[Grimmy23]

30 years of experience and 90% of the time it's a rush job. That tells me a lot about you.

Well I'm glad you're such a stud that you can go to any AMP you want and get the full time. The fact of the matter is the goal of most AMPs is to get you in, get you off, and get you out as soon as they possibly can. My 90% may have been an exaggeration, but the fact remains that the providers at AMPs for the most part are not skilled in massage, and the massage you're going to get almost all the time at an AMP is going to be half assed whether it's 30 minutes or an hour. And if you believe otherwise, you don't know much about massage. Again I'm saying most, not all. There are exceptions to any rule of thumb. The girls at Bamboo for example give good massages, but even those aren't CMT quality massages. They're good, but would fall well short of expectations at a legit spa with actual licensed therapists. The other fact is you generally go to an AMP for the extras, not the massage. The "massage" is just a nice bonus, but if you were going for the massage you wouldn't be going there. I would bet good money that if you polled people on here who frequent AMPs, you would overwhelmingly hear that most of the time people don't get the full time that they pay for. AMPs are rush jobs by design, and it's one of the reasons I don't really visit AMPs anymore.

[Kevin80]

In 30+ years of mongering, I have found that at MOST AMP's, it makes very little difference whether you go for 30 minutes or an hour. Either way you're going to get a rush job 90% of the time. At some places, the hour gets you extra amenities such as a table shower. At most places, 30 minutes really means about 50, and 60 minutes really means about 30. Either way it's make you pop as soon as possible and get you out the door for the next guy. There are exceptions of course. One of the things I like about Bamboo is that you actually get an hour service when you pay for an hour there, and given the cheap house fee for an hour that's very commendable. And it's more or less a real massage, not a half assed AMP special.

30 years of experience and 90% of the time it's a rush job. That tells me a lot about you.

[SpreadEmWide]

Agreed. Porky and Jerry are the two hyping this place with no details, no communication, and inability to reply to private messages. It's all fluff, hype, nonsense. Likely both are somehow invested in this establishment.

You 3 seem to know everything. Assholic an senior member did a review. Maybe you are saving the best for yourselves haha.

Get a life. This totally belongs in stupid shit and rants hahaa.

[Porkys1980]

Two newbs have been pimping Elegant in CM pretty hard the last few weeks. Posts sound like BP ads. Hot young chix, new talent every week, run, don't walk, don't miss out. LOL.

Have yet to see a detailed report, like where the place is located (this in itself is an enigma), what type of spa it is, house fee, tip fees, the usual stuff we need to know. Any veterans been there that could fill in some of the details?

Is all the hype true, or are the newbs fake accounts working for the spa to spread free advertising?

You know what they say, if it sounds too good to be true, well you know.

Who are you Ranting to? LOL go find out for yourself, I actually reported about a lot of places, I wish I owned them all LOL.