Buffalo Grove / Wheeling / Arlington heights

[Mmilw]

TOFTT at Top Massage in Northbrook. Walked in a an amazingly gorgeous, tall, young (about 25-30) asian woman in a short loose dress that showed her amazing long legs and braless large breasts bouncing underneath came out of a massage room and asked (in perfect English) if I wanted a massage. I was wearing a mask, so she didn't see my jaw drop. I said yes. She could have asked if I wanted to give her my car or my kidney and I'd have said yes. She brought me to a room, showed me the bathroom, and I said I would be ready for her in 30 seconds. She said that was fine and not to rush. I laid face down and heard the door open. I looked up and found a 50+ yr old masseuse smiling down at me. I said I thought the other woman was the masseuse and she laughed and said, "No, manager". My penis began to cry and my balls wouldn't talk to me anymore. The massage was excellent, but zero hints and the sheet tucked in. Never came close to touching anything, but again a very good massage worth repeating for just that. The walls don't reach the ceiling either, so no privacy. Nicely done place, clean and pleasant. My balls still aren't speaking to me.

Too funny!

[Lurker02]

I also went yesterday but the one you had came out and told me that they were busy and to come back in about 30 minutes. I didn't see anyone else. I did not go back, I went to my favorite apartment in wheeling instead. I still may go there but not until next week.

TOFTT at Top Massage in Northbrook. Walked in a an amazingly gorgeous, tall, young (about 25-30) asian woman in a short loose dress that showed her amazing long legs and braless large breasts bouncing underneath came out of a massage room and asked (in perfect English) if I wanted a massage. I was wearing a mask, so she didn't see my jaw drop. I said yes. She could have asked if I wanted to give her my car or my kidney and I'd have said yes. She brought me to a room, showed me the bathroom, and I said I would be ready for her in 30 seconds. She said that was fine and not to rush. I laid face down and heard the door open. I looked up and found a 50+ yr old masseuse smiling down at me. I said I thought the other woman was the masseuse and she laughed and said, "No, manager". My penis began to cry and my balls wouldn't talk to me anymore. The massage was excellent, but zero hints and the sheet tucked in. Never came close to touching anything, but again a very good massage worth repeating for just that. The walls don't reach the ceiling either, so no privacy. Nicely done place, clean and pleasant. My balls still aren't speaking to me.

[JakeGoodfella]

TOFTT at Top Massage in Northbrook. Walked in a an amazingly gorgeous, tall, young (about 25-30) asian woman in a short loose dress that showed her amazing long legs and braless large breasts bouncing underneath came out of a massage room and asked (in perfect English) if I wanted a massage. I was wearing a mask, so she didn't see my jaw drop. I said yes. She could have asked if I wanted to give her my car or my kidney and I'd have said yes. She brought me to a room, showed me the bathroom, and I said I would be ready for her in 30 seconds. She said that was fine and not to rush. I laid face down and heard the door open. I looked up and found a 50+ yr old masseuse smiling down at me. I said I thought the other woman was the masseuse and she laughed and said, "No, manager". My penis began to cry and my balls wouldn't talk to me anymore. The massage was excellent, but zero hints and the sheet tucked in. Never came close to touching anything, but again a very good massage worth repeating for just that. The walls don't reach the ceiling either, so no privacy. Nicely done place, clean and pleasant. My balls still aren't speaking to me.

Thanks Ed. I laughed so frickin' hard at this I spit beer all over my keyboard. I think I ruined my laptop!

[EdCarbone]

Not sure if this is the right forum but today I saw a new place on Wkgn rd in Northbrook. I pulled in but was not able to go inside. I did get a number off a handwritten sign and called and they told me they are new. She quoted 50/70 with hot stones if you pay in cash. Its called Top Massage. Has anyone seen it? I plan to go soon to check it out. Its just south of Dundee rd in a small strip mall. If I go, I'll report on it. Just wondered if anyone heard of it.

TOFTT at Top Massage in Northbrook. Walked in a an amazingly gorgeous, tall, young (about 25-30) asian woman in a short loose dress that showed her amazing long legs and braless large breasts bouncing underneath came out of a massage room and asked (in perfect English) if I wanted a massage. I was wearing a mask, so she didn't see my jaw drop. I said yes. She could have asked if I wanted to give her my car or my kidney and I'd have said yes. She brought me to a room, showed me the bathroom, and I said I would be ready for her in 30 seconds. She said that was fine and not to rush. I laid face down and heard the door open. I looked up and found a 50+ yr old masseuse smiling down at me. I said I thought the other woman was the masseuse and she laughed and said, "No, manager". My penis began to cry and my balls wouldn't talk to me anymore. The massage was excellent, but zero hints and the sheet tucked in. Never came close to touching anything, but again a very good massage worth repeating for just that. The walls don't reach the ceiling either, so no privacy. Nicely done place, clean and pleasant. My balls still aren't speaking to me.

[HankyDaPanky]

Nothing goes on there except a decent massage with nice women, only self service, with a little vocal coaching, no roaming etc,. What would you expect when its across the street from the BG police station?

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Roger that. Duh, didn't know the fuz was there.

[CakeLover13]

Nothing goes on there except a decent massage with nice women, only self service, with a little vocal coaching, no roaming etc,. What would you expect when its across the street from the BG police station?

Anyone experience Lavender on BG rd? They advertise on bed P but that dosen't mean anything.

Sunshine and SW in LZ are sure things for standard to elevated services.

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[Slow Lee7]

Stopped by Anna's Wheeling today. Went for the 1st time about a week ago and drew April. April was friendly, gave an average massage and had a straightforward L1 finish. I thought more might be on the table so I went back today but April was busy. Instead, I drew Susie (or Susan). Mid 40's, thin, small A's, and very little English. But on the flip, she was able to ask what I wanted. And she was also able to negotiate for L3. I started at 1 and she countered with 1. 6 eventually ending at 1. 3. Overall, it ended up being an average experience because I have trouble when the cover goes on before things are primed and ready to go. Eventually, it worked but it was just OK. However, the massage was really good and I would recommend just for the massage.

[Lurker02]

Not sure if this is the right forum but today I saw a new place on Wkgn rd in Northbrook. I pulled in but was not able to go inside. I did get a number off a handwritten sign and called and they told me they are new. She quoted 50/70 with hot stones if you pay in cash. Its called Top Massage. Has anyone seen it? I plan to go soon to check it out. Its just south of Dundee rd in a small strip mall. If I go, I'll report on it. Just wondered if anyone heard of it.

[RubLuvr]

Anyone experience Lavender on BG rd? They advertise on bed P but that dosen't mean anything.

Sunshine and SW in LZ are sure things for standard to elevated services.

Never anything there but a good scrub down, a decent massage, soft touch and pushing me hard to ss, which is not my thing at all.

[DomCorazon]

Anyone experience Lavender on BG rd? They advertise on bed P but that dosen't mean anything.

Sunshine and SW in LZ are sure things for standard to elevated services.

Empty your inbox.

[SaintChuck]

Anyone experience Lavender on BG rd? They advertise on bed P but that dosen't mean anything.

Sunshine and SW in LZ are sure things for standard to elevated services.

I know that Lavender is legit and not Monger friendly. I knew a woman that was working there a few months ago. The owner found out that she was giving extras and she was immediately fired. SaintChuck.

[HankyDaPanky]

Anyone experience Lavender on BG rd? They advertise on bed P but that dosen't mean anything.

Sunshine and SW in LZ are sure things for standard to elevated services.

[DMichaels69]

I used to be a regular many many years ago. At that time they went through a couple mamasans and both were very nice, one was one of the most beautiful Koreans I ever saw. The most memorable was Pepsi, very funny lady, good sense of humor. She always said she appreciated the tips and she was going to use them to help open up a restaurant in California. Its not close to me so I stopped going but still remember her.

I've gone to this place for quite a few years, not real regularly though. Had old, nasty women with the classic jackhammer, a weird one that was over suspicious and demanded to see credit and insurance cards from the wallet, a plasticized old tall one with huge rock like fakes that almost pulled my unit off, a chubby and not particularly attractive one that was nice enough, but not really sexy, she seemed as if maybe she'd just had a pregnancy. Had the mamasan once be so suspicious she gave me the half hour massage herself and acted totally legit (a younger fiftyish mamasan I only saw once). Had a few really good ones, very nice looking and happily accepted reasonable tips without drama as well. It seems to me that this place must go through different owners and managment regularly, the entire environment seems to be different from time to time. Maybe I'll give it a shot again now, it has been a couple years I guess as the last time was horrible. Though, if it is getting to 160 tip standard I am going to quit the game. I can afford it, yes, but I can afford a lot of stuff, however I'm not one that chooses to be taken advantage of, and that level crosses over into the stupid level in my opinion.

[RubLuvr]

I've gone to this place for quite a few years, not real regularly though. Had old, nasty women with the classic jackhammer, a weird one that was over suspicious and demanded to see credit and insurance cards from the wallet, a plasticized old tall one with huge rock like fakes that almost pulled my unit off, a chubby and not particularly attractive one that was nice enough, but not really sexy, she seemed as if maybe she'd just had a pregnancy. Had the mamasan once be so suspicious she gave me the half hour massage herself and acted totally legit (a younger fiftyish mamasan I only saw once). Had a few really good ones, very nice looking and happily accepted reasonable tips without drama as well. It seems to me that this place must go through different owners and managment regularly, the entire environment seems to be different from time to time. Maybe I'll give it a shot again now, it has been a couple years I guess as the last time was horrible. Though, if it is getting to 160 tip standard I am going to quit the game. I can afford it, yes, but I can afford a lot of stuff, however I'm not one that chooses to be taken advantage of, and that level crosses over into the stupid level in my opinion.

[JakeGoodfella]

I was doing my usual, once a year visit to Lux, basically because I didn't want to drive out to Mt. Prospect or Carol Steam. Got a 40+ woman named Kit (who had a bit of a tummy. TS and massage was OK. She flips me and starts negotiating. She wants 160 for a CBJ. Ha! I got her down to 140 for CBJ and FS. So she has me get up to get the money, and she's standing right by my shoulder, looking into my wallet. I get the 140 and she says "You have more!" Yes Kit, I do have more, of my money, not yours. After that performance was the fair to good.

But like I've said before, every one of you guys has to say No to unreasonable prices. The girls are counting on you not wanting to invest the 80 on their massage and then going home with blue balls. So they jack up the price. Remember, a lot of them work on tips alone, or only get a meager portion of the house fee. If you say No, then they get nothing as well, a waste of their time too. And if she stands firm, refusing to budge, get up and go, and tell mamasan you'll never be back. Now she'll freak, because those she reports to will blame her for the customer base drying up.

Wow. The audacity to stand over your shoulder and look into your wallet! I do follow Chu's practice of bringing what I need in one pocket and a little extra in the other for a tip or extras. I never bring my wallet in to the apartment or spa.

I also saw where HKPD has opened up a Schaumburg location. After reading OF Charlie's report of 260 via service, I may have to drive down there and see if it's worth it. I will report back if I do.