Massage Parlor Reports

**N Gorged** · 02-28-22 21:59

Originally Posted by SandersBb23 [View Original Post]

So I was coming back from a trip from Cincy and went off the beaten path a little to a Franklin, OH. I stopped in the local AMP called Sweets Massage. This was probably the most fun I've ever had in an AMP stateside. A Chinese woman, lower 40's was my masseuse, and she was incredible. Everything covered, but everything was available for 140. She had those ideal perky Asian button tits and slight Bush, was clean smelling, and was into it / open to anything. To me it's worth the 85 minute drive for that kinda fun as opposed to the mediocrity (at best) that we endure in this area. If ya want any other details, DM me.
Massage was probably 7/10. The rest was incredible. 9/10. Sorry, don't remember a name.

Wonder how many Cols locals make drives to Toledo / Melon or Warren / Tiger for comparing / contrasting services?

Has me think to check out. Though no business to take me there, only hedonistic endeavors. . .

Franklin seems a shorter drive than either of those two - - - with warmer weather coming, road trip could be forthcoming!!

**ChazU812** · 02-28-22 19:01

Went to the place the other day. Good news. No more donut shop there. Bad news. Girl was cute, small, nice tits, but ABSOLUTELY no English. She used a phone to translate. Bad massage, sucked on jumior BB for a few minutes BUT used her phone to translate, I want a tip. Jesus. For 160.00 I expect to get everything. She was slim but when I felt her legs, they felt mushy. She put a cover, got on top but then she wanted me to get on top of her. I really wasn't into it. Need to find someone else with some Chemistry. Here's the kicker, She didn't change the sheets, so I was on EVERYONE's DNA for the Day. Just fluffed them up. Gave the Wiener an Alcohol spray and kissed the tip several times. I don't think I will repeat. They always send me texts. UGH.

**SandersBb23** · 02-28-22 15:50

So I was coming back from a trip from Cincy and went off the beaten path a little to a Franklin, OH. I stopped in the local AMP called Sweets Massage. This was probably the most fun I've ever had in an AMP stateside. A Chinese woman, lower 40's was my masseuse, and she was incredible. Everything covered, but everything was available for 140. She had those ideal perky Asian button tits and slight Bush, was clean smelling, and was into it / open to anything. To me it's worth the 85 minute drive for that kinda fun as opposed to the mediocrity (at best) that we endure in this area. If ya want any other details, DM me.

Massage was probably 7/10.

The rest was incredible. 9/10.

Sorry, don't remember a name.

**N Gorged** · 02-28-22 15:13

Had first, full experience at Calming Waters. It's further for me to drive. Had been there 6 months ago, and was told to wait 30 minutes, so I left and never returned.

Being that it is so near to Dublin Rec Ctr / City Hall. I hesitate to go into great detail here. But it was a good rub with light tug, to fast at end; YMMV. 60/60, though thought to only tip 40, but we seemed to chat well together. Ti La, 5'2, 130, dark hair, short, masked & said she was double vaxxed and boosted.

Had hard time explaining why I wasn't. She spoke decent English, but still a few mis-understandings. Not going to go into Bldg 7 collapse on 911 event, nor JFK narrative unchanging even after Geraldo aired Zapruder film in mid-80's, nor MSM needing controlled theatrics to take lead again in shaping narrative, post Trumpster.

**N Gorged** · 02-28-22 15:01

Originally Posted by Pandora614 [View Original Post]

Years ago I was overseas and most AMPs cost about $60 CBJ and another $30 for the full deal. There was a row of them but I only went to the one spot.

In places where wages are rock-bottom, w / o minimum wage laws, workers make less and hookers charge less. It is simple supply / demand.

In USA, w / min wage going to 15 hr in some places, escorts want that much more for their skin trade. And keeping a residence, themselves cleaned and scented, having who knows who into their homes. Have only done a few myself in 2 decades, and didn't ask how much they'd been ripped off. It would be good info to know, their risks.

I'm mainly doing SW or AMPs. And two decades ago, actual girl friends. A lifetime ago, it seems.

As Clark Cable used to say: "I don't pay women for sex. I pay them to leave."

**Pandora614** · 02-28-22 13:37

Originally Posted by ChrisH [View Original Post]

This post is so true and right on point. Guys have no idea how bad they are getting ripped off at these places in the USA. Get that passport and be gone for true satisfaction.

Years ago I was overseas and most AMPs cost about $60 CBJ and another $30 for the full deal. There was a row of them but I only went to the one spot.

**Chris H** · 02-28-22 06:29

Originally Posted by Ghana2016 [View Original Post]

I am so FUCKING glad I have a passport to travel an move out of THE MATRIX! Anyone that has the means I would advise to get out while you can! You don't have to go far. Just check the international site of this site and pull up Sosua Dominican Republic or you tube videos. It speaks for it self and I rest my case!

This post is so true and right on point. Guys have no idea how bad they are getting ripped off at these places in the USA. Get that passport and be gone for true satisfaction.

**BigSky123** · 02-28-22 01:27

Originally Posted by LiveMonger [View Original Post]

As long as I've known her / of her. No Athens.

Yes. That's the same girl.

**Homebrewerguy** · 02-28-22 00:22

Originally Posted by Jay1978 [View Original Post]

Not white kinghting, but I will say this must be a YMMV situation. I was there just a week or two ago and I had everything I wanted.

Just my experience, definitely not denying yours. Sorry yours sucked.

Uggh, the dreaded YMMV tag. Not encouraging.

**Tevin1626** · 02-27-22 15:57

Originally Posted by Grtalmty1 [View Original Post]

There's no name on their signage. It's only older woman that works there, she's super friendly and gives a decent massage. She talks dirty during the ending "you want to cum on my face" and every time she gets her face close but aims the gun the opposite direction. Basically a hurry up and get this over with technique in my opinion. No touching UTC or OTC, I haven't been back after my 3-4 visits.

Went by here today. I believe it is same woman who runs Eden in Grandview because it has the same white BMW parked out front. Decided to pass because I just want something new.

**ChazU812** · 02-27-22 09:56

I know the rubratings is down. Here's a site with most of the same GuRLz. Happy hunting. https://columbus.rubmd.com/.

**Ohiobigdaddy** · 02-27-22 00:48

Took a chance after reading a previous dream. Visited Eden in the View. Lucy older mamason greeted me and showed me back. I went for the hour because I really needed a good massage. Normal process. Nice back rub with a little tease after a shoulder workout. Once I showed interest and a bit of touching by me. The teasing intensified. OTF we went right to the handshake OTC led to her showing the girls. I gave them proper attention and she appreciated the effort. After her efforts intensified a satisfactory even was achieved. After clean up still had 25 minutes so more frontal work was done on shoulders, facial, hands and feet. I almost went to sleep I was so relaxed. Lucy is no head turner, so might not be your cup of tea. But I left happy and destressed. Left her $0. 5 tip because of the foot massage alone.

**Ghana2016** · 02-26-22 23:37

I am so FUCKING glad I have a passport to travel an move out of THE MATRIX! Anyone that has the means I would advise to get out while you can! You don't have to go far. Just check the international site of this site and pull up Sosua Dominican Republic or you tube videos. It speaks for it self and I rest my case!

**Kdoc13** · 02-26-22 17:46

Originally Posted by Ghana2016 [View Original Post]

OK w h o are e dogs, I am going to give you the details. I just came back from the place. The location is in the same place as Little Caesars on Maple Ave close to the intersection of military. The description of the girl in the previous post is correct. However she is not Ms. China 2022! The rate is $70 hr. She will take you to a room the has close circuit TV so she can wait the lobby and door. She want her tip upfront which I never do, however I played her game anyways. I gave her $50 as was stated in the previous post. However this is where the ending was different. She did not take her close off! She did not suck or fuck!! I only got to feel her tities under her bra! She kept asking for more money for anything more I wanted. She would not even let me suck on the tities while being stroked! It is not Warren parlors. It is a Mirage. Stay in Columbus for the standard price for standard service. Or travel to warren for FS! Will not go back!

You must have been the guy there before me today.

**Kdoc13** · 02-26-22 17:45

I took a trip to Zanesville today. The place is easy to find, it's on the corner of Maple an Military, next to the glass place, I think it's called Crazy Glass vape store. It's official name is BB massage, the sign is inside the door, helpful. But there's a big Massage sign on the building. The parking lot is next to a busy intersection, and is pretty open to visibility. This place isn't going to last long. Uncle LEO could literally pull up a seat at the Wendy's across the way and see everyone going in and out.

You go in, and trip a motion sensor, someone looked out from behind what used to be a bank teller window, and told me to hold on. A few minutes later I'm taken around the corner to a very well lit room and told to sit in the chair, not on the table. As I look around, cameras everywhere. The moment you walk on, you're on a security system. In the room, there's a little dome camera above you. I waved to it and heard a laugh from another room. After a toilet flush, someone came out and grabbed me up and took me to another room. This one had a few refrigerators covered with curtains, a table, a couch, and a tv with 8 video feeds from inside the building playing on it.

The lady I got was Yoo Hoo, or Yoo Yoou, or something like that. She's got to be in her early 50's and not chubby, but no spinner either, wearing glasses. She kept her mask on at all times. I mean, you don't want to catch something at a massage parlor, right? And she had very minimal English skills. When she told me to sit, I almost asked where the restroom was. $70 was the door fee, I only had $20's, never got change. She had me undress in this back room. I'm pretty sure there was a camera, but couldn't see it. So, take your chances there. I was told to undress, she watched. I went for the towel, and she threw it on the couch. The massage began hard, the she asked, and I said soft massage. Soon, the barely touching hands making figure eights began, occasionally running up my crack, and occasionally touching my sack. I was soon told to "thwip. " Still not sure what that is, but I flipped over and she giggled and grabbed my unit, giving it a little shake. I wasn't even asked, but she went and got some tissues and lotion and got to work. Again, never even had to ask. She unzipped her top, popped up the bra, and let me lay a bit. I moved my hand south, and let my middle finger go speedbag on her bean. She got really wet really quick. Not even joking, dripping wet. Enough with the bean, I'm going in! You could tell by the feel that it's been used a lot. Soon, I popped, and she started to clean up. For FIV and a HJ, she wanted $100. She got $50, including the ten she kept earlier. So, in and out in 30 minutes for $120.

She gave me a hug and said next time $100 for full. So, I might just do 30 min. Next time. Overall, would go back. Wish there was a younger prettier girl though.