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02-28-22 18:33 #27654Senior Member

Posts: 211Yup! I've only gone up the poop shute once when I was a teen. My gf wanted to try everything once. It was hurting too much so we stopped. Smelling her B hole when I pulled out was enough that I didn't ask for anal again. We talked about this subject at work a few years ago and everyone said the same thing. " It stinks!" It's never been my thing, but as I've aged I lost my sense of smell. I wouldn't mind giving it another shot. Could you PM me her info?
Originally Posted by BigErection
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02-28-22 17:45 #27653Senior Member

Posts: 332I am no doctor but I am going to guess that the smell of SHIT coming out of the SHIT HOLE. Is probably normal.
Originally Posted by BigErection
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02-28-22 17:34 #27652I am a troll, ignore me

Posts: 239Bamboo Downhill?
Surprised to see you post this Doc. I agree with Grimmy: "I was just there on Friday. My hour appointment went a little over the hour and I got good unrushed service with Jessica. I'm sure all providers have their off days. ".
Originally Posted by Doctorz
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I visit Bamboo weekly and have never been shorted or rushed. As they say. YMMV.
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02-28-22 17:30 #27651Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 2687Tell her rinse her fart box before you get there (I. E. Use an enema) like any self respecting anal prostitute.
Originally Posted by BigErection
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02-28-22 17:18 #27650Senior Member

Posts: 200My condolences.
Originally Posted by BigErection
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02-28-22 17:05 #27649Senior Member

Posts: 1657Well you're talking about Greek right? What you expect it to smell like roses LOL. I'm sure she didn't smell funky before or else you wouldn't repeat.
Originally Posted by BigErection
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Maybe she ate a big bowl of kimchi soup.
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02-28-22 16:28 #27648Senior Member

Posts: 435LMAO!
Originally Posted by BigErection
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REALLY dude, You must be young. Maybe next time tell the lady to go take a dump then was up. You might see and smell the difference.
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02-28-22 16:27 #27647Banned Member

Posts: 725I don't know about that
I was just there on Friday. My hour appointment went a little over the hour and I got good unrushed service with Jessica. I'm sure all providers have their off days.
Originally Posted by NailBoiz1
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02-28-22 16:23 #27646Senior Member

Posts: 435I'm glad it wasn't just me that felt this way. At first I just thought these ladies is just getting tired of seeing me. LOL.
Originally Posted by Doctorz
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02-28-22 15:45 #27645Senior Member

Posts: 412022
What was the damage, is FS available? Saw Google pics, there's women getting nails done in there? LOL.
Originally Posted by PlasmaSpray
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02-28-22 15:32 #27644Regular Member

Posts: 1Latina spas
Hey guys, new here but not to the scene. Was seeing if you guys have any good recommendations for Latina spas?
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02-28-22 14:35 #27643Senior Member

Posts: 49Duh! That's where the poop comes out. Did you expect it to smell like fresh baked cookies on Christmas morning?
Originally Posted by BigErection
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02-28-22 14:33 #27642Senior Member

Posts: 49Bamboo
Bamboo has really gone downhill with rushing and shorting on time. I was really disappointed with Andie and Mamasan on my last visit.
Originally Posted by HeartlessJay
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02-28-22 12:38 #27641Regular Member

Posts: 4First report!
Good morning,
After a long time of lurking, I thought it would be good to share some reports from my first few months in this mongering hobby!
I broke into the AMP scene at Queen Bee's in Brea. Close to where I work and I'm a convenient location for me to grab some pizza and a HE. Each time that I've stopped has been with Julie. Decent massage, great teasing and basic HE. Willing to offer BBBJ, no FS. Supposedly the mamasan, CiCi, is strict about this. Seen CiCi at the door and she is a scary mean looking Chinese lady. Julie is not the best looking, tiny perky tits and just a little bit of a tummy. Super sweet and is a safe bet for a good lunch break.
Just down the road in Brea is Leisure Time Family Massage. I went there looking for a legit massage, but left with an awkward HE. Great service by Tiffany. Great massage, fantastic nude HE, but wasn't expected when I walked in. Especially with a name like Family Massage.
But my crown jewel for reports brings me down Chapman in Orange to Sara Thai. If you like tiny Thai / Vietnamese spinners, this is your place! Rachel and Leeny are tiny petite goddesses. They are fully tattooed, so if that isn't your thing, then so be warned. No FS, just great 10/10 HEs. Also, if you are into TS, then they have Candie working there as well. (Not my thing, but to each their own!
Cheers!
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02-28-22 01:07 #27640Senior Member

Posts: 244Call Ahead
Read through some of the old posts and see how often people complain about not getting to see the girl they requested, especially at a popular place like Bamboo. I text Bamboo MMS the night before to request my girl and haven't once been turned away. I typically ask for the first appointment of the day, hoping I'll get a clean sheet and a girl without too many sweaty paw prints on her breasts. And if you're going for a BB ride, being the first man in means you're not squishing around in some other monger's load.
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