Massage Parlor Reports

[RickMann]

I stopped into my usual spot and was told that business is down. Let's keep these spots in business. If we don't and they go out of business. We're stuck playing with ourselves.

LOL they need to step it up.

[Pandora614]

I stopped into my usual spot and was told that business is down. Let's keep these spots in business. If we don't and they go out of business. We're stuck playing with ourselves.

[N Gorged]

So I was coming back from a trip from Cincy and went off the beaten path a little to a Franklin, OH. I stopped in the local AMP called Sweets Massage. This was probably the most fun I've ever had in an AMP stateside. A Chinese woman, lower 40's was my masseuse, and she was incredible. Everything covered, but everything was available for 140. She had those ideal perky Asian button tits and slight Bush, was clean smelling, and was into it / open to anything. To me it's worth the 85 minute drive for that kinda fun as opposed to the mediocrity (at best) that we endure in this area. If ya want any other details, DM me.
Massage was probably 7/10. The rest was incredible. 9/10. Sorry, don't remember a name.

Wonder how many Cols locals make drives to Toledo / Melon or Warren / Tiger for comparing / contrasting services?

Has me think to check out. Though no business to take me there, only hedonistic endeavors. . .

Franklin seems a shorter drive than either of those two - - - with warmer weather coming, road trip could be forthcoming!!

[ChazU812]

Went to the place the other day. Good news. No more donut shop there. Bad news. Girl was cute, small, nice tits, but ABSOLUTELY no English. She used a phone to translate. Bad massage, sucked on jumior BB for a few minutes BUT used her phone to translate, I want a tip. Jesus. For 160.00 I expect to get everything. She was slim but when I felt her legs, they felt mushy. She put a cover, got on top but then she wanted me to get on top of her. I really wasn't into it. Need to find someone else with some Chemistry. Here's the kicker, She didn't change the sheets, so I was on EVERYONE's DNA for the Day. Just fluffed them up. Gave the Wiener an Alcohol spray and kissed the tip several times. I don't think I will repeat. They always send me texts. UGH.

[SandersBb23]

So I was coming back from a trip from Cincy and went off the beaten path a little to a Franklin, OH. I stopped in the local AMP called Sweets Massage. This was probably the most fun I've ever had in an AMP stateside. A Chinese woman, lower 40's was my masseuse, and she was incredible. Everything covered, but everything was available for 140. She had those ideal perky Asian button tits and slight Bush, was clean smelling, and was into it / open to anything. To me it's worth the 85 minute drive for that kinda fun as opposed to the mediocrity (at best) that we endure in this area. If ya want any other details, DM me.

Massage was probably 7/10.

The rest was incredible. 9/10.

Sorry, don't remember a name.

[N Gorged]

Had first, full experience at Calming Waters. It's further for me to drive. Had been there 6 months ago, and was told to wait 30 minutes, so I left and never returned.

Being that it is so near to Dublin Rec Ctr / City Hall. I hesitate to go into great detail here. But it was a good rub with light tug, to fast at end; YMMV. 60/60, though thought to only tip 40, but we seemed to chat well together. Ti La, 5'2, 130, dark hair, short, masked & said she was double vaxxed and boosted.

Had hard time explaining why I wasn't. She spoke decent English, but still a few mis-understandings. Not going to go into Bldg 7 collapse on 911 event, nor JFK narrative unchanging even after Geraldo aired Zapruder film in mid-80's, nor MSM needing controlled theatrics to take lead again in shaping narrative, post Trumpster.

[N Gorged]

Years ago I was overseas and most AMPs cost about $60 CBJ and another $30 for the full deal. There was a row of them but I only went to the one spot.

In places where wages are rock-bottom, w / o minimum wage laws, workers make less and hookers charge less. It is simple supply / demand.

In USA, w / min wage going to 15 hr in some places, escorts want that much more for their skin trade. And keeping a residence, themselves cleaned and scented, having who knows who into their homes. Have only done a few myself in 2 decades, and didn't ask how much they'd been ripped off. It would be good info to know, their risks.

I'm mainly doing SW or AMPs. And two decades ago, actual girl friends. A lifetime ago, it seems.

As Clark Cable used to say: "I don't pay women for sex. I pay them to leave."

[Pandora614]

This post is so true and right on point. Guys have no idea how bad they are getting ripped off at these places in the USA. Get that passport and be gone for true satisfaction.

Years ago I was overseas and most AMPs cost about $60 CBJ and another $30 for the full deal. There was a row of them but I only went to the one spot.

[Chris H]

I am so FUCKING glad I have a passport to travel an move out of THE MATRIX! Anyone that has the means I would advise to get out while you can! You don't have to go far. Just check the international site of this site and pull up Sosua Dominican Republic or you tube videos. It speaks for it self and I rest my case!

This post is so true and right on point. Guys have no idea how bad they are getting ripped off at these places in the USA. Get that passport and be gone for true satisfaction.

[BigSky123]

As long as I've known her / of her. No Athens.

Yes. That's the same girl.

[Homebrewerguy]

Not white kinghting, but I will say this must be a YMMV situation. I was there just a week or two ago and I had everything I wanted.

Just my experience, definitely not denying yours. Sorry yours sucked.

Uggh, the dreaded YMMV tag. Not encouraging.

[Tevin1626]

There's no name on their signage. It's only older woman that works there, she's super friendly and gives a decent massage. She talks dirty during the ending "you want to cum on my face" and every time she gets her face close but aims the gun the opposite direction. Basically a hurry up and get this over with technique in my opinion. No touching UTC or OTC, I haven't been back after my 3-4 visits.

Went by here today. I believe it is same woman who runs Eden in Grandview because it has the same white BMW parked out front. Decided to pass because I just want something new.

[ChazU812]

I know the rubratings is down. Here's a site with most of the same GuRLz. Happy hunting. https://columbus.rubmd.com/.

[Ohiobigdaddy]

Took a chance after reading a previous dream. Visited Eden in the View. Lucy older mamason greeted me and showed me back. I went for the hour because I really needed a good massage. Normal process. Nice back rub with a little tease after a shoulder workout. Once I showed interest and a bit of touching by me. The teasing intensified. OTF we went right to the handshake OTC led to her showing the girls. I gave them proper attention and she appreciated the effort. After her efforts intensified a satisfactory even was achieved. After clean up still had 25 minutes so more frontal work was done on shoulders, facial, hands and feet. I almost went to sleep I was so relaxed. Lucy is no head turner, so might not be your cup of tea. But I left happy and destressed. Left her $0. 5 tip because of the foot massage alone.

[Ghana2016]

I am so FUCKING glad I have a passport to travel an move out of THE MATRIX! Anyone that has the means I would advise to get out while you can! You don't have to go far. Just check the international site of this site and pull up Sosua Dominican Republic or you tube videos. It speaks for it self and I rest my case!