Massage Parlor Reports

[PomLovesThais]

Gentlemen. Be careful. A friend of mine visited an AMP for his very first time in the Greenbelt area recently. I didn't ask which one but this was his first time ever stepping outside of his household ever. Heard about it at work. Said the girl gave him a half ass massage, on the flip took off the towel and starting giving him a BBJ right away. Long behold 2 weeks later he's got the gonorrhea and brought it back into the house. Can't speak for everyone but that's my absolute worst fear is bringing something back in my household because I wanted a nut but that's me.

Last month you posted $40 BBBJ were a deal LOL.

[JohnHamilton]

1st report on here. I'm in the Nova area, but decided to try one of the Maryland spas and went with Seven since it's much closer. Called ahead to make sure there was no wait. Showed up in the morning and was greeted by an old mamasan. She asked me if I've been there before and I said yeah, but it's been a while. Mamasan led me to a room, asked if I wanted a table shower, I said yes and paid for an hour and was told to wait. A couple of minutes later Olivia comes in with my change and confirms that I want a table shower. She has been reviewed here before, nice form fitting dress, about 5'2 and I'd guess in her late 30's. Nice B / C cup natural tits that looked great under her dress. Not a whole lot of ass, but still nice and firm. Her body is nice to look at.

She led to me to a table shower and it was nice and very thorough with lots of attention to junior. After the shower a quick visit to the sauna to dry off and then back to the room. The massage itself was nothing to write home about, and not much teasing during the massage, but she did get some knots out using her elbows. After about 20 minutes she asked me to flip, few minutes of a leg massage she askes how she can help me today. I say I want everything and point to the money on the drawer. She checks the money, says ok and takes her dress off. She laughs and giggles as I plays with her ass and while she's undressing. She gets on the table and does a body rub and plays with Junior with her tits. After some body exploration, she takes off her mask and was going to go for a BBJ, but I'm a bit paranoid so I ask her to put the rubber on. Her BJ skill were very mediocre and she didn't even try to take all of junior. After a couple of minutes I ask her to ride me. She puts some lube on Junior and goes to work. She starts off slow in the squat position and then picks up her pace. Good view and her tits feel nice. After awhile, I'm getting close, so I asked to switch to k9. I go as hard as I can for another couple of minutes before I finish. She took it well.

She tells me to lie down and cleans me up. Leaves the room and brings back another hot towel to finish cleaning. Asks if I want some water, we thank each other and she tells me to take my time getting dressed. I saw good bye to mamasan on the way out, and I didn't see anyone else on the way out. Overall a pleasant first time experience, but also nothing extraordinary. I would definitely go back, but would probably try out some of the other talent for variety. Usual Damage 70/140.

[JackNasty5]

I agree, its a YMMV game. I've been with many RL grandmas and have had a great time on each of my sessions. I must be very lucky but those ladies are a lot of fun. I used to go to other AMPs before but not any more. I prefer to have fun with an RL grandma rather than have a mechanical session with a younger provider. Good luck and take care.

Well said! 1000% Agree.

[Nyyfan]

LOL. I do not totally disagree with your assessment LOL.
She is not the best looking AMP girl, she is not the worse either.
IME with her, she put in hella effort compared to most which is appreciated.
Its a YMMV game. If the RL grandmas can having raving fans lol, i feel ok about enjoying my time with.

I agree, its a YMMV game. I've been with many RL grandmas and have had a great time on each of my sessions. I must be very lucky but those ladies are a lot of fun. I used to go to other AMPs before but not any more. I prefer to have fun with an RL grandma rather than have a mechanical session with a younger provider. Good luck and take care.

[HardInSofOut]

Artist of War, you are a better man than me. I am glad that you had a good time. I could not go through with it with Cici. Not taking away from your fun with her, but she looked like a pug in the face. Plus her body was just so so. I could not even get hard with her. A waste of money and time for me.

Propilot-Always check your six.

No accounting for taste. Same experience at Kim spa.

[Propilot]

1st visit ever.

Got a BBJ.

Got the Big G.

If dude gives that shit to his wife, he will really be fucked and his wife is going to royally fuck him

And took it home.

Talk about unlucky.

If dude gives that shit to his wife, he will really be fucked and his wife is going to royally fuck him.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[DCHung]

Superbowl Sunday I called CA at 6:30 pm and made an appointment for 9:00 pm with Gucci I was in the parking lot at 8:50. A couple of minutes later a pulls a couple of spaces from me. The guy goes in. At 9:00 pm I at at the front door. No one answers the door. I tried for about 30 seconds more. I then go to my car to call CA. No one answers. I wait a couple of more minutes and call again. Your guess is correct, no answer. I was pissed as I drove over an hour to get to the place. I think that I w going to stay with one spa only. Once the Mamasan knows you well as a repeating customer, she will make sure that you will have an appointment and the girl that you asked to see..

I wouldn't blame Gucci for double booking. It is the mamasan that does all the appointments.

[Propilot]

The rain put me in a mood and I am sore from the gym and needed a massage.

I made my way to VIP because Rubmaps says an Hr for 60 but I was sure I read they upped it to 70. They did.

Thanks to the rain I had the place to myself.

Went with the draw and got CiCi again. Not even mad.

Handled business and off to the shower. Extended with more detail and a bit more play.

Then the door started ringing.

Back to the room and she "walk back. " Intense is what I would call it. She small but packs a punch. I have a bit of a masochistic side but it may be too much for others. I think she got a kick out of "you too strong" and more of her personality came out compared to last visit. She was really talkative but language barrier made comms awkward. Sometimes I thought she was talking to herself, which is possible in this game.

Flip. Cat bath. BLS. CBJ. She rolled the cover with her mouth so smooth I thought I got lucky LOL.

Same great ride as before. She rode til she noticed I was limp LOL. That girl is all effort.

Clean up. More massage. More back walk. Sat up, neck massage, then the poor girl just slumped on top of me. I rubbed her arms as a little reward while she rested. She was thankful. Then some uptempo kpop diddy came on and the dancing started LOL.

Times up, she dresses me, forehead kiss, and leads me out. Great time.

70/130.

PS - she dont like 420 smoke lol so dont forget to fabreeze lol
PPS - i saw Ruby in the hall. Typical taller, slim, leggy, big tiity AMP girl of mid 30s age.

Artist of War, you are a better man than me. I am glad that you had a good time. I could not go through with it with Cici. Not taking away from your fun with her, but she looked like a pug in the face. Plus her body was just so so. I could not even get hard with her. A waste of money and time for me.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[Propilot]

Superbowl Sunday I called CA at 6:30 pm and made an appointment for 9:00 pm with Gucci I was in the parking lot at 8:50. A couple of minutes later a pulls a couple of spaces from me. The guy goes in. At 9:00 pm I at at the front door. No one answers the door. I tried for about 30 seconds more. I then go to my car to call CA. No one answers. I wait a couple of more minutes and call again. Your guess is correct, no answer. I was pissed as I drove over an hour to get to the place. I think that I w going to stay with one spa only. Once the Mamasan knows you well as a repeating customer, she will make sure that you will have an appointment and the girl that you asked to see.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Have been pretty lax my last few visits. I don't mind them now. Adds a bit of kink to the action LOL.

[Max #01]

Mona: New girl, at least to me, whom I've not seen reviewed before. Short (5') with well-proportioned enhanced C's. Her English was passable. When she took her mask off giving me a look at her face, she's definitely in the late 30's-early 40's range. A little on the clinical side but she met expectations for a typical PG session ending with consummating the relationship. The total donation was the "new normal" as well. What surprised me was a full-blown bush deposited in my face during the French lesson. If I'm on the south end of the Beltway, I would see her again.

Speaking of masks, PG County ends the mask mandate on Monday. Would be interested to find out if anything changes at our favority AMPs. Masks were on full display on Friday, but Seven had apparently already dispensed with the spraying of the hands.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Did price came back down to 200 at VIP? It was 210 last time I went.

Any Ruby report? Deciding between her and CA Gucci.

It's still 210. But I only had 2 on me and she accepted.

Somebody posted a separate thread about having a bad time with Ruby but it could've been a YMMV thing if accurate.

[Trav]

Times up, she dresses me, forehead kiss, and leads me out. Great time.

70/130.

PS - she dont like 420 smoke lol so dont forget to fabreeze lol
PPS - i saw Ruby in the hall. Typical taller, slim, leggy, big tiity AMP girl of mid 30s age.

Did price came back down to 200 at VIP? It was 210 last time I went.

Any Ruby report? Deciding between her and CA Gucci.

[BaileyFal]

Any one have experience with Gigi? She regularly advertises on RR and I believe works out of Oxon Hill. Have not seen any reviews here or on TER. I'll likely reach out in the next few weeks to set something up, unless there are any red flags that pop up. A https://bodyrubpage.com/washington-m...t-240-385-9997.

[JackNasty5]

Does Vicky at Ellis offer BBBJ? What's the damage?

Up sells and from Mexico. I've been to her actual house.