Massage Parlor Reports

[Eddie223]

I decided to check out a place more local. Probably won't go back, not because of service. Rather I think I drive too distinctive of a vehicle to visit places this local. I think another monger was checking out my vehicle as I left as he was heading in which just wasn't comfortable for me.

Went in and was met by probably one of the most MILF Korean ladies I've ever met. Had more booty than most (but still a little Asian booty), well built legs and some man-made C's up top. Short shirt and shorts, hitting all the slamming cute vibes. Her name is Mina.

Table shower wasn't a lot of tease but cleaned the butthole really well and gave johnson some attention.

The massage was great. I asked for medium to soft and she gave a really comfortable massage hitting just enough pressure in all the right spots. On the flip I thought we negotiated for BJ but I guess not. Nickel and diming while I was thinking with small head, I got a tits out CBJ got $.4. Yea I know I paid way too much. I bet FS is on the table and probably for about what I paid. Sorry guys, still new to this hobby. Also, the CBJ wasn't with a condom, she came back with a small plastic bag but honestly I think it felt better than a condom and her skills were not that bad. A little teeth a couple of times but she also would take the whole thing and had good rhythm.

Her HJ skills were actually really good, if I do go back I think I may just stick with that.

Anyway I asked for some intel recently so figured I should provide some. Good luck! There were at least 2 other girls there by the way and they have a lot of rooms.

[LoveTheCurves]

Correct. Those ratings are based on my preferences. Some people like girls with very flat asses. Some like them with very little tits. Personally, I prefer that the ass has a good shape to it. I just don't find hers to have a very good shape, and it's disproportionately small compared to the rest of her. She's put on a lot of weight over the years, but the ass didn't really fill out so well. Again, this is only my rating. But it sounds like some folks don't disagree with me on my assessment. But I'm sure others will disagree. I'm just trying to contribute where I can.

This is not good if you like big asses.

[JohnnySalami]

Thank you!!

I was thinking the same thing. Some like large. Some like small and flat. It all depends on one's preference.

Scales mean nothing, honestly. I'm fairly young (33) and I love mature women. 50 yo and up at times.

Correct. Those ratings are based on my preferences. Some people like girls with very flat asses. Some like them with very little tits. Personally, I prefer that the ass has a good shape to it. I just don't find hers to have a very good shape, and it's disproportionately small compared to the rest of her. She's put on a lot of weight over the years, but the ass didn't really fill out so well. Again, this is only my rating. But it sounds like some folks don't disagree with me on my assessment. But I'm sure others will disagree. I'm just trying to contribute where I can.

[JohnnySalami]

Why is Apple's ass a 4? Being too big or too small? Or flat?

I'm going to bump that score up to a five. My reason for the rating is that it's just not very nice. Too flat for me. Not that I need some TikTok chick with ass the size of a Volkswagen, but I just don't really care for the appearance of her ass. But if you go to see her, it's definitely not for her ass.

[JohnnySalami]

Is that 220 total with the 120 hour rate? Thanks.

Correct. Keep in mind I haven't seen her for a while, so rates may have increased. Sounds like she's also into negotiations now. If I were you, I'd hold strong at 220 maximum. Personally, I think 220 is too much for what you get from her. Back when she used to take care of herself a little better 220 was absolutely worth it. Not So much anymore though. That pussy has a lot of mileage on it. But that's just my opinion.

[Member #7074]

Why is Apple's ass a 4? Being too big or too small? Or flat?

Don't know what OP was talking about. Apple has a thick, fat ass.

[MiRoad]

She does it all. Bbj, BBFS, and everything besides Greek. Never tried for Greek, but I bet she'd do it for the right price if she doesn't already do it. 220 gets you whatever you want. Pussy has gotten kinda loose though and she's put on a good deal of weight. Last time I saw her the bbj was fine but much more mechanical than it used to be. I moved on to greener pastures.

Is that 220 total with the 120 hour rate? Thanks.

[CoCooKrispy]

Why is Apple's ass a 4? Being too big or too small? Or flat?

Thank you!!

I was thinking the same thing. Some like large. Some like small and flat. It all depends on one's preference.

Scales mean nothing, honestly. I'm fairly young (33) and I love mature women. 50 yo and up at times.

[LoveTheCurves]

Face: 6.

Tits: 7 (big but super saggy).

Ass: 4.

Why is Apple's ass a 4? Being too big or too small? Or flat?

[OldManInVa]

I have to echo the praise given to Lisa in Herndon. She is an older provider carrying a little extra weight but she provides a very friendly service that left me feeling relaxed and satisfied. I walked in and she said she remembered me but it had been a long time. I don't think I have been there before so I just rolled with it. We did the table shower which felt as much as part of the massage as making sure every inch of me was very clean. We got to the room and she asked medium or hard. I went for medium and I was glad I did. She probably would have hurt me if I asked for strong. It was very firm and felt great. I was very relaxed for the flip. She asked if I wanted her clothes off but did not offer me any extras. She took her time with a standard NOVA that left me feeling great. There was time left so she cleaned me up and continued to massage my legs and feet. The end of the massage was interrupted by a few doorbells but she was quick to return and made sure I had my full hour. She might not be everyone's cup of tea but I will return.

Old Man.

[Dunnit]

Have you tried Bella at Blue Ocean in McLean? Are you looking for someone who does extras?

I'm going to try to see Bella this weekend. I am looking for standard, Russian finish would be nice but not a deal breaker.

[Goodfootfun]

I had some time to kill, so I went to check out Harmony Spa, a K spa.

Location: 3621 Columbia Pike, It's on a busy section of a busy thoroughfare, next to a Burger King and other businesses, so be mindful. You go in in by walking close to an all glass barber shop window up a set of stairs. It is very clean and tidy, everything in its place.

Caution: I went in the evening, but there is a lot of street lighting, parking is in the side of the building and your car may be visible to cars driving by. If you have a distinctive ride, be aware. Also, you exit through a backdoor, right in the line of sight for cars in the Burger King drive through. Not too great.

Service: I drew Amy, a youngish BBW K girl who seems new to the life. BBW is not my thing, but she was youngish and engaging, so I went with it. I say late 20's. There was someone else there, but I did not see them. Thorough TS, hitting all the spots, then a short stay in the sauna for 3 minutes. After a great short massage, the flip came. I will reiterate, the massage had potential. As a bigger woman, she was able to apply nice pressure and loosen me up. If I saw her again, I would get an hour just for the massage. Actually, I liked her a lot and we were vibing all the way. I only chose 30 minutes, so at the flip, I motioned for the mouth, and she agreed for 1. 0. A nice CBJ, the cover insisted by her, began with me sitting up on the table, her on her knees. Mechanical but good dt technique determined to please. I could not finish with the bag and ended up laying down on the table as she finished me with a nova. I do not know what else is on the menu.

Total: 1. 6, YMMV.

Summary: All in all, a nice clean place on the inside, a great provider, but too public for me to go again, especially during the day. Maybe there are other places to park, so if you are local, you will know. Stay safe brothers and be nice to the consenting ladies.

I saw Amy as well there. She could lose a couple pounds but she is pretty much perfectly my type. Most you see at these massage places are stick figures. She brought up the standard nova at the end so that's all I did but I planned to get more next time. I went back about a week ago and they said she doesn't work there anymore. I'm kinda heartbroken tbh 😥 Hope she pops up somewhere else.

[Navajo101]

Anyone know what happened to this Candy:

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/candy-escort-fairfax-909499

I've texted with her and she hasn't been responsive for the last few months. Used to room with Apple in Fairfax.

[JohnnySalami]

Pretty much everything you mentioned plus women also. And negotiates on donations.

Any reviews on those greener pastures?

I would say just about anyone would qualify as a greener pasture. But I will say that I find Tina at the ACs in Springfield to have a very similar face. Both have big ugly tits, Tina does everything Apple does and more, she is easy to book and is much easier to deal with. Plus she's cheaper.

[JohnnySalami]

How would you rate her looks? Face, tits, ass?

Face: 6.

Tits: 7 (big but super saggy).

Ass: 4.