Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[Jinurso]

It has to do with pussy but I'm posting it here anyway because it isn't about the hobby.

Met this girl at a coffee shop. Struck up a conversation and exchanged numbers. Her name was Lake, which I thought was unique. Anyway, we made plans to go to dinner, standard stuff, not a P4 P situation.

I was feeling the vibe enough to ask if she wanted to come over and she was down with it. When we got to my place and the clothes started coming off she was covered in body hair. I mean absolutely covered. Armpits, pussy, legs. It wasn't shaved, it wasn't even trimmed. Fully out.

She was already there, I was horny, so I fucked her anyway, but I really wasn't feeling the hair. We were chatting afterwards and I tried to gently bring up the topic. I said something like "I haven't seen a full Bush since I saw my dad's old magazines" just trying to get where her head was at.

"That's always been a girly thing to do and I don't identify as a woman".

That's right, she's a "they". No, no trans anything. They just decided, I guess, that they didn't like having to shave and trim and wax so by saying they're not a woman anymore they didn't feel any pressure to do it. They then showed me their wardrobe of all sorts of androgynous crap and I knew it wasn't going to work out. I like my women to be women all the time, not just when "they" feel like it.

"Lake" was their liberated name, btw. 🙄

This is modern dating in the millennial world, folks. Be glad you're all married.

[Ump1969]

It's not their fault! They make love not war! I know. Dumb. Forgive me as I am so old. Stosh stay safe fellas.

I'm with you. I doubt they are sending any of their funds to Putin or taking advantage of Ukranian men.

[StanleyStankas]

Send me yours.

It's not their fault! They make love not war! I know. Dumb. Forgive me as I am so old. Stosh stay safe fellas.

[Mayo Teru]

If Putin invades Ukraine I'm boycotting seeing any Russian ladies. Who's with me?

Send me yours.

[CraigB2222]

If Putin invades Ukraine I'm boycotting seeing any Russian ladies. Who's with me?

I'm with you. Blow job only.

[Weschic]

If Putin invades Ukraine I'm boycotting seeing any Russian ladies. Who's with me?

[Whamster123]

Any super bowl parties? Where are why'all watching the game?

[EyeEatAss]

Couldn't agree more.

My old lady actually manscapes me because she knows I monger around and looks for sores. The escorts appreciate that (especially Asians). Escorts tell me they get turned off when mongers are too wimpy. That doesn't mean to be a "dick"! Just be cool. I can't count how many times I've spent extra time with the "Slores" because I played it cool!

[Chicago41]

Every so often, one of the hookers who made a profile pretending to be a client totally blows their cover. Everyone can use their own critical thinking skills to figure out who I'm talking about here. LMAO.

[JDuB1970]

I don't have to re-edit these reports:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sear...st&showposts=1

Where this douche-nozzle mostly complains about: Golden Pussy Syndrome and 1/2 empty strip clubs. What WanderingAbout really wants is a "cut and' paste" play-by-play of how to do it, because he is a LAZY twat. But he took the time to rewrite my post because. WHAT DID YOU ACTUALLY GAIN FROM THIS? I genuinely want to know. Are there "secret minions" BLOWING UP YOUR INBOX right now?

"YOU FLAMED HIM! Tee-hee!"

Do you feel important? Feeling big? Feel like a MAN. Feel like you maybe took me down a notch?

I'm going to let you have this win, WanderingAbout. As I remind everyone that these are YOUR unedited posts and let's BASK in the VALUE that you bring every day.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sear...st&showposts=1

AS EDITED BY WanderingPost:

"Originally Posted by JDuB1970.

I genuinely couldn't give a fcuk about any of you, but here are a few takeaways.

1. I'm Paying For Pussy because I'm butt ugly and smell like ass.

2. These girls, most of them, don't think they are escorts / hookers / prostitutes but I treat them like they are.

3. Want better responses?

A. Better photos (My professional Grindr photo works great).

B. Write a better profile than my BS posts on here that are weak AF.

C. Learn text game / how to flirt like I did watching tiktok while living in my moms basement.

4. SHAVE YOUR BALLS cause mine are hairy like my back.

5. SHAVE YOUR COCK cause my tuft hide my tiny.

6. Brush your teeth and use FLOSSERS / inbetween pick / brushes to get out the Grindr goo stuck between my teeth.

7. SCRAPE / BRUSH YOUR TONGUE cause talking crap left a bad taste in my mouth.

I've done what I can to help you guys get laid and not waste money.

I'm a liar? Fuck off. ".

End of edit by WanderingAbout.

WanderingAbout seems to know a LOT about Grindr.

[SgtSlapaHoe]

Sorry, but posts that entail tips and experiences are just as valuable as specific info about girls. Keep in mind there are a wide variety of participants here that cover the spectrum of experience and interests. Some are fairly new at this, and some are grizzled vets. The newbies may find different things that are valuable and interesting than said grizzled vets. It's a marketplace of ideas and experiences. Think of that old TV show (Yes I am dating myself here LOL) - "Wide World of Sports. " This is the "Wide World of Sex. " In other words, anything remotely about sex and our experiences. Except no Howard Cosell, thankfully LOL. Not sure that the problem is here.

Dial back the condescending tone w the general tips and it would be well received. There's a difference between constructive criticism and finger wagging. A story about some nameless woman who exists somewhere out in the ether is of use to nobody except you. Don't get me wrong, some guys humblebrag w their reports but in return they offer something of use to all. The not so humblebrags that don't offer anything to the community aren't going to be well received and w good reason.

[HarryMcHardon]

Sorry, but posts that entail tips and experiences are just as valuable as specific info about girls. Keep in mind there are a wide variety of participants here that cover the spectrum of experience and interests. Some are fairly new at this, and some are grizzled vets. The newbies may find different things that are valuable and interesting than said grizzled vets. It's a marketplace of ideas and experiences. Think of that old TV show (Yes I am dating myself here LOL) - "Wide World of Sports. " This is the "Wide World of Sex. " In other words, anything remotely about sex and our experiences. Except no Howard Cosell, thankfully LOL. Not sure that the problem is here.

[Eric Lex]

Hey all,

Was wondering if anyone could help a fella out with some addies. I don't know where to post / ask, so I thought to reach out here. I have a lot of work to do and could definitely use a few. PM please.

As always,

Thank you all!

[WanderingAbout]

Couldn't agree more.

I genuinely couldn't give a fcuk about any of you, but here are a few takeaways.

1. Im Paying For Pussy because Im butt ugly and smell like ass.

2. These girls, most of them, don't think they are escorts / hookers / prostitutes but i treat them like they are.

3. Want better responses?

A. Better photos (My professional Grindr photo works great).

B. Write a better profile than my BS posts on here that are weak AF.

C. Learn text game / how to flirt like I did watching tiktok while living in my moms basement.

4. SHAVE YOUR BALLS cause mine are hairy like my back.

5. SHAVE YOUR COCK cause my tuft hide my tiny.

6. Brush your teeth and use FLOSSERS / inbetween pick / brushes to get out the Grindr goo stuck between my teeth.

7. SCRAPE / BRUSH YOUR TONGUE cause talking crap left a bad taste in my mouth.

I've done what I can to help you guys get laid and not waste money.

I'm a liar? Fuck off.

[Member #6282]

Thanks for sharing.

I genuinely couldn't give a fcuk about any of you, but here are a few takeaways.

1. WE ARE Paying For Pussy.

2. These girls, most of them, don't think they are escorts / ****** / hookers / prostitutes.

3. Want better responses?

A. Better photos.

B. Write a better profile.

C. Learn text game / how to flirt.

4. SHAVE YOUR BALLS.

5. SHAVE YOUR COCK..