EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[FullyMooned]

If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.

Your mailbox is full.

[ChezBone]

If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.

Tried to pm but your mail box is full.

[Jesus Collins]

If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.

Funny I have no legit MT's in my rotation at the moment but I have have 1 or 2 seriously good, highly trained MT's that will provide "fun stuff".

[ChgoGuySouth]

If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Any luck with the other HM's or just the one in MP. DM is fine.

[Dbiz01]

She's definitely not a Euro. She's your average neurotic middle aged Jewish soccer mom. She loves Israel, Trump and America and hates Lia Thomas. I don't know why I pictured her as some sort of exotic Polish MILF going in, but I'm fairly certain if anybody saw us together they would assume that she's the one paying me.

The service was fine and she's funny in an unattractive Fran Drescher sort of way. She's just so. Average looking that I couldn't get out of my head why I'm paying her.

It's not that she's the least attractive woman I've ever paid for sexual favors in the business, because I've paid to fuck far uglier women in the past. I love a good trashy trailer chick or a messed up punk goth chick who gets black lipstick all over me. It's that there's something so. . . Average about her. She's the kind of woman who always hits me up online and I always ignore. And now she's right there with her legs spread and my money in the corner.

Read her twitter page. Got the impression she hates men.

[Walker333]

Did I see that correctly? Was Lana from Solar in town doing outcalls? Ad was in massagefinder.

The rumor has it, that she has always done some outcals. She was very selective, charged a lot, provided reluctantly, but did it.

[EdCarbone]

Went to see Sara in northbrook off Shermer. Finally got to see those artificial masterpieces. Nice pink nipples. Didn't let me touch but nice view. Had her pants down with her ass sticking out in thong. Put my hand between her legs and it felt like she had a bunch of oil between her legs. Quickly moved out of reach. Maybe someone got luckier earlier. Still gives great massage. Good finish. Might be more had but I don't have that type of money. Oh well, on to the next one.

If you search the forum, you'll find that what you got was all there is from Sara, unless you count catching her on a heavy cigarette smell day.

[Chorizo1]

Went to see Sara in northbrook off Shermer. Finally got to see those artificial masterpieces. Nice pink nipples. Didn't let me touch but nice view. Had her pants down with her ass sticking out in thong. Put my hand between her legs and it felt like she had a bunch of oil between her legs. Quickly moved out of reach. Maybe someone got luckier earlier. Still gives great massage. Good finish. Might be more had but I don't have that type of money. Oh well, on to the next one.

[Dr Manhattan]

Did I see that correctly? Was Lana from Solar in town doing outcalls? Ad was in massagefinder.

Do you have the link? Those ads don't change much, but there's an older Euro on there named Raya. No experience with her.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Did I see that correctly? Was Lana from Solar in town doing outcalls? Ad was in massagefinder.

[Dr Manhattan]

Grandma L1 L2 are L3?

Reasonably attractive and stacked. L1 with zero roaming or nudity. She has a snide, demeaning personality. If your fetish is taking on the role of a controlled sub then try it out. Those options are only attractive to me if the provider is actually a compassionate person in real life.

[Gopher88]

Very misleading. The pics are of a French artist named Yazemeenah Rossi. Check the phone number. It's our old friend at Mantra. If she was smart she would've used photos of a woman wearing plastic beautician gloves.

Grandma L1 L2 are L3?

[ChgoGuySouth]

Very misleading. The pics are of a French artist named Yazemeenah Rossi. Check the phone number. It's our old friend at Mantra. If she was smart she would've used photos of a woman wearing plastic beautician gloves.

I remember these were the pics that were used for Grandma the last time. Yes, the crazy rubber glove lady. Haven't seen her in awhile.

[Dr Manhattan]

Grandma is back?

https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/thera.../20805619.html

Very misleading. The pics are of a French artist named Yazemeenah Rossi. Check the phone number. It's our old friend at Mantra. If she was smart she would've used photos of a woman wearing plastic beautician gloves.