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02-26-22 01:46 #1070
Camie
So I was stuck in Meriden for the night, my girl couldn't make it out, decided to try my luck with the locals. Very stupidly I popped a blue pill recreationally ahead of time. It was my first time using it. Everybody responding was too far for me with the weather so finally after 2 strikeouts I settled on Camie. To be very clear, if I hadn't popped that pill and felt the need to use it, and if I hadn't been stuck in meriden I would have never seen this woman. Even the touched up pics in her ads don't do it for me. She has never been on my radar. I just texted her and she happened to be responsive. I really wish she wasnt.
After the worst directions in history I finally get there and my god, she reminded me of one of those hags from the old disney movies. Deep dark under eye circles crazy red inflamed bumps around her mouth. Fucking christ. Should have left but I really wanted this blue pill out of my system. I was feeling hot and my heart was doing weird fluttering things. Had I taken 2 seconds to google I would have found these side effects are normal, rolled up a fat one and went to sleep. But I got it in my head that if I didn't fuck, I would be doomed. Anyway this creature tells me to take off my shoes and that we have to be quiet. She leads me up some stairs to her room all the while motioning for me to be quiet despite the fact its her making all of the noise huffing and puffing she's so out of shape. We get there and I get another good look at her and I'm like fuck. How am I going to do this. How did any of you guys fuck this thing? I'm thinking I can just leave, I should just leave. She was wearing some ill fitting lingerie, she was fat in all the wrong places, she smelled funny, her tits were saggy. This is the witch in the woods that lures children into her lair with candy and here I am in the middle of an ice storm in her strange room with her strange pets. We chat about the weather and finally the good samaritan in me says fuck it, throw a rubber on, let her suck your dick, she probably needs the money for candy or makeup. So I proceed to throw the rubber on my completely lifeless member, she said she doesn't like the taste of magnums and I just shrug, theres no way I'm letting that bumpy mouth touch me anywhere.
2 minutes go by, she says its too big for her mouth. Haha ok whatever. Another minute, ow my head hurts. Another minute, ow my neck, another minute, I hope you're not holding out on me. She's bobbing her head and working her elbows coming up for air and complaining, I'm looking down at this thing in amazement like you have the nerve to rush ME? You're a hoor who can't suck a dick? LOL to think I'm trying to do you a favor. It occurs to me suddenly that I read on here some guy fucked her up. While I don't have that chip, I think yea if anybody deserves it its this hag. There is no trace of woman in this woman. I've seen dudes more feminine. But like I said, I don't have that chip, instead I feel pity. I get up to leave and she gets in a missionary position, thinking we're going to fuck. I take one look at her snatch and again I feel pity and revulsion. Bumps, dark marks, etc etc. I say no I'm ready to go. I get in my car and instead of the anger that usually accompanies such a visit I feel relief. Relief that no matter what happens to me in life, I will never have to be her. Now, I'm not a doctor, I don't know what she may or may not have, maybe it was just really bad middle aged acne but either way, I can't understand for the life of me, how you can have such an extreme breakout and still be putting up ads inviting grown men to give you their hard earned, charging the same as everybody else. I wish I could say theres a lesson learned here but this was a very odd and unfortunate series of events that led me to her door. The Chinese leftovers afterwards hit the spot though.
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02-23-22 08:21 #1069
No you can't, Erica is old reliable as professional as they come. Kristen was having real health trouble back in the summer. Liver complications from alcoholism. Looks like she might've cleaned up.
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02-22-22 19:19 #1068Erica looks like shit. She has gained more weight and had her leg wrapped in medical guaze. But you can beat a $40 BBBJ cim.
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02-22-22 19:03 #1067
Kristen weight loss?
https://new-haven.skipthegames.com/f...d/658084893328
Anyone seen recently? Looks like she lost a ton of weight. And if so, did her sister Erica also? I think I'd be willing to explore them again if that is the case.
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02-21-22 16:58 #1066
One of my favorites
I've seen her several times and she's one of my favorites. Be friendly and respectful and you'll have a good time. She is very chatty, more so when a little nervous. She's working out of her home so this should be understandable. If you're looking for a dump-and-dash, she can efficiently change your oil, so to speak. However, if you like the occasional off-the-wall conversation with a girl that's very attentive really good at getting you off, give her a ring. With her, you'll get back what you give. Originally Posted by DirkyDiggy
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02-20-22 15:36 #1065
Full service?
Originally Posted by ILoveThatPoo
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What is her full service like? Her ad doesn't mention anything about BBBJ. Originally Posted by ThatBoyTruth
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02-20-22 08:26 #1064I've met her a few times, super accurate. Don't expect a young hot girl, but great rack. I duo'd with her friend and her assuming her friend is still Sara. Had a great time with them. You should try it. Sara has a phenomenal ass. Originally Posted by ILoveThatPoo
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02-19-22 13:04 #1063
All This Talk About Massages
https://waterbury.skipthegames.com/f...d/383891473957
Had me joansing for one myself. I am tired of the AMP's, there so dam predictable the excitement just isn't there for them for me any longer. I also satisfied my Asian fetish years ago so? So I went to see the lady in the above link.
Do not expect a young tight beauty but, you will find a nice person who gives an average massage without complaint or drama. She has a nice rack and isn't afraid to show them off. If you are into MILFS she would be the person I suggest you go see. Clean room on the pike although she smokes but was nice enough to brush her teeth without me asking before we got started. She like to apply baby oil and doesn't skimp on the massage part. She goes deep into your muscles.
She is not my type so I opted for a nice slow hand job, complete with ball play. She will massage your "oh gee" spot but I am not a fan of my ass being touched so I said no thanks. She kept me on the edge for a good 20 min until she let me go. I squirted all over her pretty tits. She even cleaned me up afterwards. No rush nice conversation and she even introduced me to her friend who I shall be trying out very soon and then I may even do a double wit them both. Why? Because I deserve it!
200 for the hour. I probably could have negotiated for a few bucks less but why chance spoiling it to save a small amount of cash.
Enjoy. Poo.
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02-18-22 21:43 #1062
Ymmv
My friend, Bob Sacamano, saw her a few times. A couple of times over a year ago in Branford, then on the pike. Rekindled in the fall / winter 2021 twice. For Bob, she was good, but nothing special. Ok time, and can't beat the donation of 50 BBBJ. Very chatty, and bizzarro personality. Overall, just a bit mechanical and boring, for Bob, that is. YMMV.
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02-18-22 09:51 #1061Fun, but a tad scatterbrained and strange looking in person. I enjoyed my visit with her, but I didn't repeat due to issues reaching her again. She wasn't THAT good that trying to reconnect was worth more than a little time. She's really good at oral and her location is super safe. Originally Posted by Pcard
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02-16-22 16:33 #1060She's a "go" and a great time! Originally Posted by Pcard
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BMD.
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02-16-22 14:06 #1059That is Sunny D. I really like her but others seem mixed on her. But she is a real person. Respect her time as she invites you into her home and treats you like an old friend. Originally Posted by Pcard
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Photos are real. Although I think she is careful to only post flattering ones. Session is GFE. Although as with any provider YMMV.
Might be hard to schedule as she has family, job, home, etc. Not just a provider shacked up at the Motel 6 with guys queued up in the parking lot.
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02-16-22 13:47 #1058
Info?
Sounds fun but need approval from fellow mongers! Thanks https://new-haven.skipthegames.com/m...s/551940091177.
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02-13-22 21:02 #1057
Nope nope nope
Don't do it. My friend, Bob Sacamano, saw her in Meriden, Hall Avenue, back around Thanksgiving 2021. Bad experience. He shelled out 100 for "a nice time" and she was an odd ball. Not that being fat and not attractive means anything, right? She started him off with a lame ass BBBJ, and when he asked her for a tit to suckle on, she pulled it out. Big nips, and when he gave a little suck, she said ow! And pulled her shirt back down and made a pissy face. He knew that fuckin was out of the question, so back to BBBJ. When he was ready to blow it, she pulled it out quick and gave a half ass HJ to finish him off. Didn't even want to get her hands messy. Lousy time.
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02-13-22 16:39 #1056
Just Don't
I saw "IT "ages ago in Westville Amity section in New Haven. I bailed. Originally Posted by CtGuyForSafe
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Others chime in when I posted who didn't bail they were Sorry.
Seek something else.
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