Massage Parlor Reports

**Superflytnt** · 02-19-22 11:04

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I'm at the point in my mongering life where I don't even want FS anymore. Looking back at all of the FS mongering experiences I've had in my life, 90% of them have been nothing special. She hops on top and rides me to finish and it's over pretty quick, or I climb on top and maybe we change positions once or twice, but it has almost always felt like an "ok, let's get this over with" moment. There have been exceptions of course. Those are the other 10% that we all look for. I have found that more often than not, an expertly delivered HJ brings me more pleasure than a quickie FS session from someone who isn't really that into it.

By expertly delivered, I generally mean fully naked provider who gives a decent massage, does a lot of teasing, doesn't mind being mutually touched, and takes her time with a nice slow release (and doesn't just make me bust my nut in 30 seconds like most do). Those expert HJs are hard to come by, but when you find one it's pure bliss IMHO. Throw a little BBBJ into the mix and you've hit the jackpot.

I found a couple recently that do it like experts. Great message too. I think they also appreciate being hugged and held and being treated like human beings.

**Heartless Jay** · 02-19-22 01:30

Today was visit 4 or 5 with Yoyo at Bali foot spa. Very cute curly haired spinner. Decent massage, decent tease, but no real skill at edging, just straight to the hammer when the time comes. Nice soft B cups with tiny nips, which she lets me fondle under the bra, but have yet to talk her into removing her top. Will not finger my anus either. This'll probably be my last visit, as I expect a provider at this type of AMP to increase access as the visits accumulate. There are just so many options out there, no need to settle. On the plus side, she's a sweet girl and doesn't cheat on time. Finishes the hour with a solid head and neck massage.

**Porkys1980** · 02-18-22 23:02

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Yeah, when Zelda broke that dildo out my first thought was oh hell no, you're not shoving that thing up my ass. She got me nice and relaxed though, and when she got it in there it was actually enjoyable. When you see Zelda you just have to get yourself into that Zen and understand that you're in for something very different, and you're probably going to experience an orgasm like nine you've ever had before. I actually came twice with her, which I never do. The first one was dry. I came really hard and was out of breath. She said "that was hot but I didn't get any of the good stuff. Let's keep going. " I was like oh fuck. LOL. She kept working (I don't even want to know what noises came out of me) and about 5 minutes later I erupted all over her hands. I didn't even know I was capable of shooting that much cum out at once. When I went home and took a nap because I needed one.

What AMP is this please??

**Porkys1980** · 02-18-22 22:57

Originally Posted by UciMagic [View Original Post]

Talk about an incognito shop. I just tried this place by Euclid and Ball. Just a single door next to a sandwich shop with the word "Spa" on it. No phone number, no picture, just a door covered with tin foil so you couldn't peak inside. I only went because someone posted about Lulu on rubmp.

Went on Thursday 10 am. Apple opened the door. Chinese girl, similar to Eco's Apple but with shorter hair and thicker. Makeup, nice long lashes, pink polkadot cocktail dress, round booty and large man-made Cs. My first time there and she hugged me like I've been there for years. Super friendly. Paid $60 for the hr and laid face down. Apple came back in and immediately laid down on my back and embraced me. The heck? Whatever, I just bent my arms backwards to feel up her ass. That's one hell of a welcome. Hard pressure massage and some chit chat for 30 minutes. Then she asked what I wanted. Everything of course. She rattled off a list that started at $. 6. up to $3. Dayam. I told her it was my birthday and settled at $. 6 paid upfront. CBJ and CFS. Her ass clapping on me so loud you could probably hear it two rooms down. Finished inside, cleaned up, kissed and said goodbye. I'll be back as a treat but want to try Lulu next.

Someone else go try it and report back how it went for you.

I thnk I been there, but be more specific donut shop name, thanks!

**Porkys1980** · 02-18-22 22:55

Originally Posted by FeMaiden [View Original Post]

Does she get naked though? That's my main goal is to find a good massage provider who gets naked and gives a nice HE.

Let her do most of the work, then when she teases you enough, she flips you over and she takes her top and bottoms off. Nice body. But Yuri is the hottest one of them all.

**Porkys1980** · 02-18-22 22:54

Originally Posted by Ad949 [View Original Post]

Bio Luana (formerly Bio Therapy) on Aspan in LF should suit your needs just fine for basic are&T sans clothing.

Whos the best one that works there for HJ, HE, naked massages? I know of a spot right across from the bowling alley, but those chicks are heavy. LOL.

**Porkys1980** · 02-18-22 22:52

Originally Posted by SCJohn [View Original Post]

Yes, but it's unusual. Most places will take a CC for the HF, but request cash for tips.

3 out of 5 places accepts cash only. Too many mongers stiff the girls.

**SCJohn** · 02-18-22 21:38

Originally Posted by UciMagic [View Original Post]

Young Zi on brookhurst is my recommendation to throw her off your trail😁 I've taken mine there a few times. $45/ hr plus tip. Careful, she might go with you all the time here now.

+2.

I've also brought the SO to YZ for a massage. They do have male MT's there if that's her preference.

**SCJohn** · 02-18-22 21:36

Originally Posted by Westttwon [View Original Post]

Yo, has anyone ever paid for their entire visit with a credit card? Some of my buddies will pay for the door fee with card and carry cash for a tip. But has anyone done the whole thing with a credit card?

Yes, but it's unusual. Most places will take a CC for the HF, but request cash for tips.

**Ad949** · 02-18-22 17:41

Originally Posted by FeMaiden [View Original Post]

Agreed. If only I could find the naked massage and HJ or BJ in the LF area, I'd be happy!!

Bio Luana (formerly Bio Therapy) on Aspan in LF should suit your needs just fine for basic are&T sans clothing.

**Fe Maiden** · 02-18-22 17:00

Originally Posted by JerryX [View Original Post]

Go to O spa in Laguna hills, Mary will take good care of your cock on the daily, tight body, looks like late 4 os. Porksy says she's over 50 but in the dark she lets you play with her tight body.

Does she get naked though? That's my main goal is to find a good massage provider who gets naked and gives a nice HE.

**UciMagic** · 02-18-22 15:36

Talk about an incognito shop. I just tried this place by Euclid and Ball. Just a single door next to a sandwich shop with the word "Spa" on it. No phone number, no picture, just a door covered with tin foil so you couldn't peak inside. I only went because someone posted about Lulu on rubmp.

Went on Thursday 10 am. Apple opened the door. Chinese girl, similar to Eco's Apple but with shorter hair and thicker. Makeup, nice long lashes, pink polkadot cocktail dress, round booty and large man-made Cs. My first time there and she hugged me like I've been there for years. Super friendly. Paid $60 for the hr and laid face down. Apple came back in and immediately laid down on my back and embraced me. The heck? Whatever, I just bent my arms backwards to feel up her ass. That's one hell of a welcome. Hard pressure massage and some chit chat for 30 minutes. Then she asked what I wanted. Everything of course. She rattled off a list that started at $. 6. up to $3. Dayam. I told her it was my birthday and settled at $. 6 paid upfront. CBJ and CFS. Her ass clapping on me so loud you could probably hear it two rooms down. Finished inside, cleaned up, kissed and said goodbye. I'll be back as a treat but want to try Lulu next.

Someone else go try it and report back how it went for you.

**Caribe** · 02-18-22 15:18

Originally Posted by JerryX [View Original Post]

What's Hx LOL.

https://www.humaniplex.com

**Westttwon** · 02-18-22 15:14

Yo, has anyone ever paid for their entire visit with a credit card? Some of my buddies will pay for the door fee with card and carry cash for a tip. But has anyone done the whole thing with a credit card?

**UciMagic** · 02-18-22 15:14

Originally Posted by DaveSC [View Original Post]

I'm a regular reader, I know I'm not a regular poster, though I think my few posts have been decent. I try not to take without too much giving.

But, I want to take some advice or recommendation now.

My funds are watched pretty carefully, so I go get a massage every now and then when my shoulder is hurting again. It tends to be budget AMPs because credit card for house fee plus tip, and I can't get away with big tips without raising some flags. Anyway, seems to happen every few weeks. Wink Wink. I keep telling my SO that she should come with me or go get a massage for herself, so I don't feel so spoiled. She never does. She doesn't want to waste money on that type of thing. (And I'm very okay with offering but having her reject the offer!

Well, I think she is willing to go. So now I'm trying to find a place that might do couples massage, or possibly just massage both of us in separate rooms. Trying to find a place that's got decent looking ladies, maybe, but not 'obvious' ones. Many of the places I frequent have a milfy Asian (perfectly fine with me) wearing tight see-through tights or a low cut shirt, etc.

Young Zi on brookhurst is my recommendation to throw her off your trail😁 I've taken mine there a few times. $45/ hr plus tip. Careful, she might go with you all the time here now.